Are you kind of dragging your wagon lately?
When you walk outside, are you kind of slumping your shoulders, staring at the ground, and shuffling your feet?
Well, friends, I think we have a special something that can change all that. And it’s gonna come to you in the form of hilarious tweets.
Once you read these gems and then laugh at them, you’re gonna feel like a brand new person. And yes, you will have a noticeable bounce in your step that will impress everyone you come into contact with.
So let’s get it started!
1. Thank you for that!
Well that was nice.
Bro why I left my phone in the bathroom at a restaurant yesterday and some people returned it to the front desk but left a video in my camera roll
wtf pic.twitter.com/wJF7tUIFcK
— KD (@Khadijahh____) August 2, 2020
2. An old classic.
I still don’t have an answer, by the way…
u gotta give it up for the all-time classic question of “why is my eye twitching”
— charlie (@chunkbardey) August 3, 2020
3. What about now, though?
This testing does not seem to be going well.
Just got back my negative test! I did not have Covid one month ago
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) August 3, 2020
4. It’s all about you.
You’re obviously the one with the problem.
wait i just invented a new philosophy its called "If u hate me thats weird on ur part"
— helena (@freshhel) August 2, 2020
5. I did it!
Hey, good for you!
Never prouder of myself than when I successfully answer my own security questions
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 30, 2020
6. I can’t believe it.
Never? Ever? Not ever?
unbelievable pic.twitter.com/P4yBCeoAZw
— vessence
(@faporizer) June 25, 2020
7. Gotta keep it fresh, people.
Are you joking, though…?
If you and your spouse don’t have a running joke about infidelity are you even married
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 30, 2020
8. Instantly puts you in a good mood.
What else can you ask for?
Life is tough, and much is depressing, but I will still laugh to the point of tears at a botched restoration of a painting. pic.twitter.com/fWtETDEqTs
— Brad Johnson (@AhabLives) June 23, 2020
9. Ahhhhh, that’s much better.
It just really soothes the soul.
I love incense pic.twitter.com/JJ6ZvGNFEW
— eoin (@finglasboy) June 28, 2020
10. I need a friend…
Oh, you’re in a hurry…?
why postmate person never wanna come imside and chill, maybe watch disney coco movie with me
— nope (@LilNasX) June 25, 2020
11. A lot going on in this story.
Which side are you on?
Years ago, I was scheduled for a double shift at Olive Garden. I told them my grandma died, and they said “well then can you just work one shift?” I was so furious they’d ask that, I never went back. Also I was lying, my grandma was fine, but still
— Kevin McCaffrey (@KevinMcCaff) June 28, 2020
12. Cure your boredom!
You have two choices.
Stop complaining about being bored. Just pick a fight or eat something, it’s not that hard.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 28, 2020
How about you?
Have you seen anything recently that really made you laugh?
If so, please share it with us in the comments.
We’re talking memes, tweets, photos, jokes, anything that will tickle the ol’ funny bone. Thanks!
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