It’s time once again to give our readers a comprehensive round-up of absolutely hilarious tweets that we think will give you a big chuckle today.
Why is this important?
Because you need to implement some laughter into your day if it’s gonna be a productive one!
Just trust me on this one, okay?
Enjoy these funny tweets, have a great day, and we’ll see you again very soon!
1. Wait, that’s not true?
They had me fooled…
Just saw a headline about McGraw-Hill which reminds me that when I was a kid I thought Tim McGraw and Faith Hill made textbooks when they weren't on tour
— T Kira Madden (@tkiramadden) May 4, 2020
2. Deeeeeep thoughts.
Let it sink in…
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a fish a man and he eats for a week.
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) May 3, 2020
3. Killing it!
Is that a pick-up line? And if so, does it work?
guys from high school will message you on Facebook and be like “seems like you’re really killing it! congrats on killing it”
— grace spelman (feat. acab)(abolish remix) (@GraceSpelman) May 2, 2020
4. Kind of like quicksand?
I was terrified of quicksand as a kid for some reason.
Toxic Shock Syndrome ended up being way less of a thing than Seventeen Magazine led me to believe it would be
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) May 3, 2020
5. I don’t have time for that!
Just give it a few more years.
ppl b like “it’s gonna get better on season 8!”
— telyani (@somalidolly) May 4, 2020
6. Hmmmm. I think you blew it.
It’s the thought that counts.
I used 6,000 N95 masks to spell out "THANK U HEROES!!!!!" on the beach then lit them on fire so nurses all over the world could see
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 7, 2020
7. Hahaha. Yes!
Moms are so good at calling things by their wrong names.
Whenever I get sad I think about the time my mom called Harry Potter “Pottery Barn” by accident
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) May 3, 2020
8. You need to know this.
Do you think he’ll finally speak up?
maybe today's the day when the cat will finally tell me how he got so handsome
— Kelli María Korducki (@kelkord) May 6, 2020
9. Didn’t see that coming.
Now what?
did not expect the sequel to "hot girl summer" to be the "fall of man"
— caroline twyman
(@carolinetwyman) May 6, 2020
10. THEY’RE the problem, though.
I’m allowed to go out, other people are not.
Ugh I saw so many people out today when I was out today!!!!!
— Sudi Green (@Sudi_Green) May 3, 2020
11. I’m very concerned.
All of those letters are meant for YOU.
When letters are like “to whom it may concern,” they’re for ME!!! I’m always concerned!!!!!!!
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) May 2, 2020
12. I do, too, my friend.
Just going and touching everything in the store…it was great…
I miss touching things I’m not going to buy.
— carla ciccone (@cciccone) May 4, 2020
13. Whoops! Sorry about that.
Turns out it’s my fault…again…
I wanted to blame quarantine for my constant oily hair till I read the shampoo bottle this morning and it said conditioner.
— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) May 7, 2020
I think it’s safe to say that those tweets hit the old proverbial spot, don’t you?
Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.
In the comments, share a funny meme, tweet, photo, or joke that you think would make all of us laugh.
Please and thank you!
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