It’s one thing to have laughs from time but to have LOLs that last for days…that’s the good stuff!
And that’s what we’re about to provide you with, believe it or not!
Because these tweets are so darn funny that we had to go back and read them a few times. That’s how much we love them!
Hey, don’t be too surprised. It’s what we do here.
Dig in to these tweets and remember to have a great day. Enjoy!
1. It’s not gonna happen.
That’s a big NO.
just realized when you get married everyone looks at your side profile the whole ceremony so that’s gonna be a no from me dawg
— emma !!! (@emma_kronmiller) July 6, 2020
2. Good thing they bought it.
I’m gonna start using this one.
Accidentally had an airpod in when dealing with a customer and he got mad at me and I told him it was a hearing aid and he apologized. Dumb ass boomer
— 6’4 with heels on (@leslieejimenez) December 7, 2019
3. That’s the best feeling ever.
Nothing better than that!
I love when FaceTime disconnects & we both decide not to call back
—
(@KeeshiaRenee) July 4, 2020
4. Bring it on!
The coffee and the medicine, I mean.
When I was youthful I knew I could accomplish anything I set my mind to. Now that I am whatever age I am, I know that I’m going to need some ibuprofen and caffeine if I want to get one or possibly two things done.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) May 1, 2020
5. Yes. Yes, I do.
You know what I’m saying?
You ever talk to someone so stupid you even know they’re using the wrong “they/their/they’re” when they speak?
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) July 6, 2020
6. Ouch. She sounds like a treat.
And by “treat” I mean awful.
"Just because something's vegan doesn't mean it's cruelty-free. For example, my ex-girlfriend." https://t.co/Qlz9uUhotd
— HuffPost (@HuffPost) July 10, 2020
7. That’s always a tough one.
You just gotta make a decision sometimes.
sometimes I'm writing a two-sentence email and I can't decide which sentence should get the !
— Keith Harris (@useful_noise) July 6, 2020
8. What are all these people doing here?
This is not what I signed up for!
I hate when I go out in public and the public be there
— martial 11 (@martialdeyforyo) November 16, 2020
9. Don’t forget to change.
And then do it all over again in 7 days.
It's Sunday. Everyone remember to change into a new outfit for the week.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 15, 2020
10. He’ll never know.
This is a major life hack.
pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 15, 2020
11. I’d like to know the answer, too.
Was it really worth it?
so what are we gonna do with all the daylight we’ve saved ? buy a house??
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 16, 2020
12. That’s a real zinger!
And I liked it!
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
— T Raww
(@TierneyJanea) November 16, 2020
Those were great! And now we want to hear from you. Yeah, all of you beautiful people out there!
In the comments, share the stuff that absolutely makes you laugh the most. We’re looking for memes, tweets, photos, and jokes.
Please and thank you!
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