In my opinion, reading is one of the greatest pleasures in life and when I finally kick the bucket I know one of my big regrets will be that I didn’t spend more time reading books.
These tweets are by bookworms and for bookworms.
If you’re part of the tribe, then you’ll enjoy them immensely.
1. That’s the Good Book to many.
Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book?
Me: Every night
Priest: What's their favorite part?
Me: When Frodo destroys the ring
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2015
2. Might get a different outcome.
reads book: *favourite character dies*
me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time— ben solo (@jamjefraser) November 30, 2014
3. Hey o! A little book humor.
Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters. #gameofthrones
— Carlos en Casa (@ingloriousClos) June 3, 2013
4. I hear you…
I worry too much over the happiness and well being of fictional characters.
— CatherineLMK (@CatherineLMK) June 17, 2014
5. That’s a great idea, actually.
I'll start reading a Kindle when they make it smell like a book.
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6. Sure, I’m listening…
If you need me I'll be "uh-huh"ing the shit out of my family while I finish this really good book.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 27, 2015
7. Smart kid.
A little girl just ran into the library screaming
"Books! BOOKS! BOOOOKS! books! BOOKS!"and honestly my day can't get better than that
— rachel strolle (@recitrachel) November 2, 2018
8. There always is.
(english major moving apartments) there’s a lot to unpack here
— dylan (@spiritnght) September 1, 2018
9. I’ll see you in the True Crime section.
You never really know a person until you set them loose in a large bookstore. What I mean is, you will never GET the chance to know them. They are gone now. The books have claimed them.
— C.G. Drews (@PaperFury) September 17, 2018
10. That is awesome.
I lost my mother in law last week. She was 96 and one of my best friends. A lifelong lover of books, she kept track of all she read on index cards and recorded her opinion in code. This is the key to her code and the cards we found among her belongings. pic.twitter.com/Iabmek9B7F
— Lauren Tarshis (@laurenTarshis) May 26, 2018
11. Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
Them: are you buying MORE books?!
Me:yes yes yesyes
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yes yes yesyes— Jenn
⋆ (@JennieLy) September 29, 2018
12. You’re a LIAR!
*takes iPad from 6yo*
You've had your hour of screen time today buddy. Read a book.
*kid gets dictionary*
"Dad, how do you spell hypocrite?"— Greg (@GrowlyGrego) October 9, 2015
13. Probably not a good idea.
If you get invited to a Game of Thrones-themed wedding this summer, don't go.
— (((Mark Campbell))) (@MrWordsWorth) June 3, 2013
14. I agree wholeheartedly.
You should be able to call into work because you're mourning the end of a really good book.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 16, 2016
15. They’re called “books”.
Just overheard someone say, "I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."
You know. Like a book.
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) February 19, 2015
Those tweets spoke to my soul!
Now, if I could just get through the HUGE stack of books that I still need to get through before I can buy any more…
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