Is it possible for 2020 to get worse? Millions of people are out of work, we’re not allowed to leave our houses, the news is filled with terrible stories every single night…
Oh, wait, here’s something else you can worry about now! MURDER HORNETS HAVE NOW ENTERED THE UNITED STATES.
Yes, you read that correctly. The deadly Asian hornet is here and they threaten to wipe out the honeybee population (and they kill up to 50 people a year in Japan). Man…I think we could all use a break from shitty world events for a while…but I guess we’ll have to keep waiting.
At least we can have some laughs, right?!?!
Here are some funny tweets about those damn murder hornets…hopefully, they’re not here to stay…
1. Thanks for the tip.
Hey, it might save your life one day…
About those "murder hornets": Japanese honeybees defend themselves by swarming the hornets & vibrating their wing muscles. This is called "heatballing." It raises the temperature and CO2 levels inside the ball. The hornets cook and choke to death.
<stares directly into camera>
— Ed Yong (@edyong209) May 4, 2020
2. Let’s really mess with everyone.
Can we please get a break? Please?
“Have you deployed the murder hornets yet?”
“No sir, the pandemic is still…”
“I think it’s time for the murder hornets.”
“Sir.” pic.twitter.com/qIVMtu8vHG
— John McDermott (@CopyMcWriter) May 4, 2020
3. Sounds like it’ll be very soon.
Keep your fingers crossed.
once i invent a coronavirus vaccine and build an unbreakable tsunami wall and create a murder hornet shield and weave a bulletproof vest and dig myself out of this bunker it’s all over for u bitches
— ???????? ???????? (@NapVeg) May 4, 2020
4. They haven’t been charged with a crime…yet.
Lawyers are always doing this, aren’t they?
My lawyer friends call them Alleged Murder Hornets.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) May 4, 2020
5. What’s next?
Can we really top this?
APRIL: Coronavirus lockdown
MAY: Murder Hornet lockdown— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 4, 2020
6. You need to chill, 2020.
For realz…it’s not cool anymore.
2020 has no chill. https://t.co/P08tz2wxFZ
— WAFB (@WAFB) May 4, 2020
7. God is really…playing God right now.
Which I guess is in his job description.
I feel like god is using an end-of-the-world problem generator and just got “murder hornets”
— C.H.U.D.ney Spears_not_bees (@chudneyspears) May 3, 2020
8. It’s everywhere right now.
But hopefully, it won’t invade your area…
big murder hornet energy
— JoJo. (@iamjojo) May 3, 2020
9. What else can we add to the list?
Giant robots with laser beams on their heads?
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and murder hornets.
— Kerry on Wayward Son (@EmissaryKerry) May 3, 2020
10. They’re very fine people, actually.
I’ve known them all my life.
Some of my best friends are murder hornets
— X Æ A-12 Mims (@mims) May 3, 2020
11. I’ll show you how.
Is this all part of a big HOAX?
CDC: how can we get them to stop going outside?
God: *inventing murder hornets* lol check this out
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) May 3, 2020
12. Can’t wait to tell the grandkids about it!
Back in my day…
[the year 2053]
ME (leaning back, chuckling): And then the murder hornets came
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 2, 2020
13. What an elitist.
Always have to be a one-upper, don’t you?
They are only murder hornets if they come from the Murdèr region of France, otherwise they are just sparkling manslaughter bees
— Pete Lucier (@PeterLucier) May 3, 2020
What else could possibly go wrong this year?
Talk to us in the comments and brainstorm about how things can get even worse! This will be a fun experiment in despair and terror!
Good luck out there!
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