You might think that your dog is just dreaming of chasing squirrels when they are chilling on the couch with you, but I’m here to tell you that there is a whole lot of deep thinking going on in those doggo noggins.
Trust me on this one!
And the “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account is the perfect portal into what is racing through their minds day in and day out.
Are you ready for some deeeeeeeeeeeep dog thoughts?
Enjoy these tweets and maybe you and your pup should have a conversation tonight, because you’ll probably be looking at them in a whole new light.
1. That’s the one and only thing on the list.
What else do you need?
i made a list. of all the things i do. when you’re not home
1. wait for you to get back
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 6, 2020
2. That’s all he’s asking for.
I think your owner is on board with this!
i don’t care when the human goes to bed. i would just like a forehead kiss. before they do
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) January 29, 2020
3. Let’s see if we can make this work.
Time to play a game of human/dog Jenga!
the human seems to think. only one of us can fit on a chair. but what they always fail to consider. is if we were stacked on top of each other
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 3, 2019
4. This is today’s to-do list.
Can you make it happen?
gooooob morning. i’ve made a list. of the things i’d like to happen today
3. pancakes
9. nice walk. with limited running
5. nap in the sun
5. pancakes
2. a little snuggle— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 5, 2020
5. No sports, just snacks.
Sounds pretty good to me!
i am not concerned with the sports. i am however. very concerned with the snacks associated
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 2, 2020
6. I think we can maintain this pace.
No doubt about it!
according to my data. cuddles were up by 147% this year. hugs up 93%. and long hugs up by nearly 700%. while these stats with the human. may be hard to maintain. i think we should try
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 31, 2020
7. What’s the point of all this?
How am I not supposed to fall asleep?
if you don’t want me to fall asleep. during the movie. what are we so cozy for
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 11, 2020
8. You’re not going anywhere.
And that’s my final decision.
the human just learned. they will be working from home. for the foreseeable future. this is simply a formality. i was never letting them go back anyway
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) November 24, 2020
9. Words to live by.
You know it!
i do not “shed.” i sprinkle my glitter
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) November 17, 2020
10. A little more attention, please?
What’s the hold-up here?
the day is nearly done. and i have not received. anywhere near. the level of attention i deserve
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) October 22, 2020
11. Why did you go and do that?
A lot of hard work down the drain.
i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 15, 2020
12. These are all good reasons.
I think you’re on to something!
i made a list. of reasons you should hang out with me today
4. i am fun
c. i am soft
2. i will listen. to your silly human problems
8. you can pick the snacks
a. i love you— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 7, 2020
Do you have a pooch at home?
If so, show us some photos in the comments and introduce us to them.
We can’t wait to meet your furry friends!
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