Does this shutdown feel like it’s been going on for years instead of months, or is it just me going crazy?
I don’t even have any children at home that are driving me nuts and I feel like I’m losing my marbles.
But it’s all gonna okay, right?
Until we can get back to our regularly-scheduled lives, let’s enjoy hilarious tweets from moms and dads who are slowly unraveling and can’t wait for this whole fiasco to be over.
Get ready to laugh!
1. Check with Google.
Days have no meaning anymore…
8-year-old: Hey Google, what day is it?
Me: It's sad that you have to ask.
8: Then you tell me.
Me: Let's see what Google says.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2020
2. Those stashes aren’t secret anymore.
Maybe try the attic?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to eat my secret stash of potato chips in a house with five kids who never leave??
— e4moji
(@e4moji) May 27, 2020
3. Who the hell did this?
This is gonna get ugly.
This morning I found some peanut butter in the jelly jar so let’s just say the next family meeting is going to be tense.
— Just J (@junejuly12) May 21, 2020
4. Who’s ready to play Monopoly?!?!
All I hear is groans…
I wish someone had told me this parenting law:
The more excited I am about an activity with my kids, the less they will care about it.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) May 26, 2020
5. You gotta love it!
That soothing sound…
Me: Ahhh, the sounds of summer.
My kids: *opening and closing the doors 1,000 times*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 26, 2020
6. You’re scaring the children!
Might not want to do that again.
My friend told me she puts on a fake smile when she’s sad and it makes her feel better so I just tried doing that too and now my kids are scared of me.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 26, 2020
7. Let’s not go overboard.
Boredom can be good sometimes…
ME: so bored
12YO: let’s do something
ME: whoa. that seems kinda extreme
— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) May 26, 2020
8. Don’t ask so many questions.
Just go with it, okay?
Me: I actually love having a storage unit. The house has never stayed this clean for this long.
Husband: But it looks like all our stuff is still here.
Me:
Husband: Please tell me you didn't leave the children in a storage unit.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 26, 2020
9. That’s the whole fantasy.
Now, that is HOT.
Husband: Tell me a fantasy of yours.
Me: So you go back to the office for work.
Husband: And?
Me: And?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 26, 2020
10. I got to read two whole pages!
A little “ME” time.
I got up early to read my new book before anyone else woke up and let me tell you it was the nicest seven minutes ever
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) May 26, 2020
11. That sounds nice right about now.
It needs to happen ASAP!
When do kids learn to go and play nicely by themselves for a while?
Is it never?
It feels like it's never.
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 26, 2020
12. This kid is going places.
Like straight to HELL.
And the oscar for best actor goes to my toddler, for his harrowing portrayal of “satan”
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) May 26, 2020
Let’s hope that we can all actually do some things outside sooner than later, right?
Now we want to hear from the readers out there.
How is the shutdown treating you?
Are you doing okay or are you kind of losing your mind?
Give us an update in the comments! We look forward to hearing from you!
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