The first time I signed up for NextDoor it was because I’d lost my dog. I never realized, or anticipated, or could in any way prepare myself for the complete and total s**tshow that would come part and parcel with getting to know my neighbors.
Like, the internet has done some wonderful things for our society as a whole, but I think learning about the previously private proclivities and leanings of one’s casual acquaintances is definitely not one of them.
These 13 posts might not technically bring you cheer, but they should make you laugh – if only because this time, it’s not your neighbors.
13. Such holiday spirit!
Don’t be mad yours aren’t done yet, Jim.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 23, 2020
12. You’d better hope you didn’t do it before Thanksgiving.
Ousted, you shall be.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 27, 2020
11. You gotta love a funny man.
Pithiness is underrated.
"HOLIDAY GREETING ETIQUETTE" pic.twitter.com/lBfGUUow4u
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 24, 2020
10. Just a little multicultural advice.
I hope everyone appreciate this.
Meanwhile, in the OC… pic.twitter.com/IZZCOA4nFI
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 26, 2019
9. What would you do?
There are such a wide range of options.
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." ? pic.twitter.com/CYMGw52KTG
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 30, 2020
8. What sin has Phil committed?
I really need more answers on this one.
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." ? pic.twitter.com/2eHfYJZJf2
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 26, 2020
7. This can’t be real.
Even when there’s not a pandemic this can’t be real.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 13, 2020
6. The answer is no.
But also…who has a microwave that will fit a 25lb turkey??
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 26, 2020
5. You would have to be drunk to love people on NextDoor.
You know I’m right.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 26, 2020
4. I’m all for being respectful, but 7:30 seems a bit early.
Especially for cats.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 28, 2020
3. Legends.
And also the cops definitely are there in spirit.
"TO WHOEVER CALLED THE POLICE AND HAD THEM COME TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT LIKE OUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS…
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?" pic.twitter.com/7nH960cYaU
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 24, 2019
2. This is not the year for stealing cheer.
We all need it so, so badly.
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." ? pic.twitter.com/L4rBt3jNrM
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) November 26, 2020
1. Not a bad gig if you can get it.
But I’m only buying if they’re Olaf-grade.
Snowman arms for sale! Only $30 a pair! ☃️ pic.twitter.com/CpwBoLf9CX
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 22, 2019
I really can’t, y’all. If you’re not on the app, save yourself now.
If you are, please share your own sordid tales in the comments.
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