Sometimes, you need to clean house.
No, I’m not talking about your actual house, I’m talking about deleting contacts in your phone from people who you just need to delete OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
This could be for a bunch of different reasons and that’s where the hashtag #DeleteTheirNumberIf comes in…
I think these are hilarious AND accurate.
Let’s take a look.
1. It’s all their fault!
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they blame their exes for their past relationship woes. pic.twitter.com/NckBFyrV09
— Laura Brandt (@LauraBr14604159) March 10, 2020
2. Run away. Quickly!
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they have "an exciting business opportunity" for you and 3 of your friends pic.twitter.com/L5Upsk4X5l
— struggs (@atiredbetch) March 10, 2020
3. Let’s move on.
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they can’t hold a coherent back and forth conversation consisting solely of memes already residing in their camera roll.
— Fresh Idiot (@Joshuadubbbs) March 10, 2020
4. Probably can’t trust them.
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf she’s sending you nudes while on a spa date with someone else pic.twitter.com/vNSiUpJmrQ
—
/kwēn/
(@_Urbalicious_) March 10, 2020
5. I need a favor…
https://twitter.com/RubyNoblle/status/1237335333290770432
6. Can you buy me dinner?
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they spent all they tax money and you just got yours. pic.twitter.com/vnaj31F3FF
— Rio (@iamjam_es83) March 10, 2020
7. Getting ghosted.
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they don't respond pic.twitter.com/v2CQznhNko
— Maria (@mpz18) March 10, 2020
8. This drives me INSANE.
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they always talk to you only on speaker phone pic.twitter.com/EmjYsMDSPn
— Missy Craig (@mcraig49047) March 10, 2020
9. Cool. Nice. Uh huh…
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they respond to your paragraph texts with one word answers. pic.twitter.com/eRPWiCo5R9
— MK White (@ThirtyOneMKs) March 10, 2020
10. Don’t let anyone drag you down.
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they unravel everything you’ve work hard to build
— alohaMySpace
11. We’re all busy.
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they're always "too busy" to try to spend time with you. Bish, I have a real job too and still make time for your rachet azz pic.twitter.com/0Ti6gmCDRn
— Sara Lynn (@Sara__Lynn13) March 10, 2020
12. Gonna need a little more than that.
#DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf
You’re basically having a conversation with yourself because they’re only saying one word replies like Yeah or Nice.#theyaintfuckinginterestedboo pic.twitter.com/a6QzMceIVH
— Hudson (@kweeroftheyear) March 10, 2020
See what I’m talking about?
We all need to get rid of the waste once in a while…
How about you?
Have you had to delete some numbers and cut some folks out lately?
Tell us about it in the comments!
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