A lot of times, in the midst of our incredibly busy lives, we forget that we need to take the time to relax, reflect, and take care of ourselves. Maybe not all the time, but at least occasionally.
I’m sure you’ve heard of “Self Care Sunday,” where you treat and pamper yourself after a lot of hard work? Well, these tweets are kind of about that phenomenon, but they flip it on its head a little bit with some humor.
Enjoy…and see if these tweets speak to you…
1. Please fix me.
me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) November 13, 2017
2. Does it work, though?
new self care: talk to myself the way I talk to dogs.
ex:
-hi sweet girl
-want a treat?
-ur so chubby & cute
-need a nap?
-what a good girl— Mackenzi Lee (@themackenzilee) September 4, 2017
3. All good tips.
what I'm saying is, practice self-care, smell some lavender, eat and savor a cookie, feed the ducks, scream into a pillow so loud that the pillow absorbs your screams and then then it's like a Scream Egg and then the screams eventually hatch and swarm to destroy, destroy, destroy
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) September 27, 2018
4. Totally worth it.
Happy Self Care Sunday. Have some waffles. Pet a dog. Masturbate. Watch John Wick and practice karate naked in the living room. Cut your own hair. Drink 3 RedBulls and throw a knife at God. You’re worth it.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 24, 2019
5. I have a feeling it would be popular.
Netflix should add the category "Sorry There Are No More Episodes of Bake-Off and Queer Eye, You're Clearly Going Through Some Stuff, Here Are Some Other Soothing Shows with People Being Nice to Each Other over Low-Stakes Things"
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@fleurdeliqueur) August 8, 2018
6. Do what you gotta do.
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
7. I do!
does anyone else write things they already did in their planner just so u can cross it out and feel accomplished
— alex meyer (@alexmeyerrr) August 27, 2018
8. Sorry about that…
cleaned apartment: For Bobby.
washed hair: For Jonathan.
wore button down: For Tan.
told myself i am worth it: For Karamo.
in the cici’s buffet line: Antoni, I’m so sorry— nat (@nataliemac17) July 22, 2018
9. Start today!
once i start taking my own advice it’s over for u bitches
— a (@brokeangeI) December 6, 2017
10. This is so funny.
the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]
me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG
— elvish presley (@_elvishpresley_) June 29, 2018
11. All very good tips.
cut negativity out of your life. delete Facebook. block your landlord’s number. uninstall your banking app. stop paying taxes. forget math. self care.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 5, 2018
12. The last one is crucial.
Self-care tips for the weekend:
– delete twitter
– form a coven
– cast a circle and raise power to call for the destruction of all bad men and embrace your sisters with love and healing
– bubble bath— Lauren Strapagiel
(@laurenstrapa) November 10, 2017
13. Doesn’t seem to be working…
thinking about camomile tea: oh yeah i love it, the calming drink
actually drinking camomile tea: the hot hay water has not relaxed me
— madeleine holden (@madeleinecholia) April 15, 2018
14. I need to talk about how healthy I am.
me: *eats one piece of fruit for the first time in weeks*
me: self care is so important!! love urself!! ur body is a temple— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) April 8, 2017
15. I see…
Anything I do not want to do is emotional labor. Anything I do want to do is self care. I will not be expanding on this rn.
— sarah kelly (@thesarahkelly) November 27, 2018
Take good care of yourself in 2020 and beyond!
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