Parents know that raising kids is a full-time job that comes with a lot of little headaches. And a whole lot of hilarity, as well.
Those little rugrats are miniature crazy people. You know it and I know it. But one thing is for sure: they definitely make us laugh.
Parents, these tweets are for you!
1. Funny how that works…
My 3 year old, who doesn’t notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 5, 2020
2. It’s up to you.
Being the only butt wiper you child deems acceptable is both an honor and a curse.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) March 5, 2020
3. Those are gross!
My husband went to Costco yesterday and bought like 8 boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios and I predict we have two hours until the kids decide they don’t like Honey Nut Cheerios anymore.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) February 10, 2020
4. Better keep an eye on that one.
one of my kids licked all the Everything off an Everything Bagel and stuck it back in the package and this is why parents can't ever have nice things
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 22, 2019
5. This is gonna get ugly.
Thoughts & prayers for my son who thought his phone was charging overnight only to find he must go to school on 6%.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 26, 2020
6. Over and over and over.
Over 45% of parenting is just yelling "WHERE DID ALL THE SPOONS GO?"
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) March 7, 2020
7. Plenty of rest.
My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 29, 2020
8. They didn’t hear it that way.
What I say: “please be quiet this is an important phone call!”
What my kids hear: BATTLE ROYALE! IT’S A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
*body slam*— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) March 5, 2020
9. Gets it from her father.
3: whatcha watching?
Me: I’m not sure yet!
3: oh that sounds good!She might look like me, but she has her father’s listening skills.
— Marissa
(@michimama75) October 14, 2019
10. A tender moment.
After I fell asleep on the couch my sweet 3 year old daughter came over, draped her blankie over me, and lovingly put a Cheez-it in my mouth. She gets me.
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 6, 2020
11. No kids allowed.
If I can bring my kids I’m not coming.
— momsbehavingbadly (@badbadmoms) March 4, 2020
12. Clean this mess up!
"I'm not really hungry for dinner" is teenager for "you are definitely going to find 3 empty soda bottles and 16 fruit snack wrappers in my bedroom."
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) March 2, 2020
13. And there you have it.
My toddler won't wear a shoe with a tiny grain of sand in it, but he can walk around all day with a turd in his pants
— The Dad (@thedad) October 11, 2019
Those tweets were right on the money!
Okay, parents, let’s hear from you in the comments! Please share some funny, crazy, or ridiculous things that your kiddos have done lately.
We can’t wait to hear from you!
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