We’re not laughing at the situation. We’re just saying that maybe laughing is the best way to get through the situation, that’s all.
If you’re of the same mind, then you’re going to love these 16 jokes about the total sh*tshow of the world right now.
16. I’m pretty sure it’s cheating to use a Roomba!
Update: Not all sports are cancelled pic.twitter.com/VHmxFinflV
— Marty O (@martoo14) March 14, 2020
15. That response literally made me spit out my drink.
14. There’s always something you forgot.
QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020
13. Is this real life?
12. This is pretty much what it feels like, no?
11. Put your money where your mouth is!
10. Now if only everyone had toilet paper and Tylenol.
Finally introverts experience a world that is suited for us. All events cancelled, we don't even have to go thru the trouble of flaking. No one is making random small talk or physical contact. Everybody minding their business.
— Chun E (@LIBGyal) March 12, 2020
9. WHEW had me worried!
8. Thinking about the Olympics makes me sad though.
7. Yes, but why you gotta pick on Chipotle like that?
6. It’s never a bad time for a good pun.
5. Speaking the truth right there.
4. This is basically the moral of every story.
3. Said nobody, ever.
2. Huh. Would you look at that!
Day 2 without sports:
Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
— JR (@IsoJoeJR) March 13, 2020
1. Literally every single one.
It’s true, laughter really is the best medicine! For boredom and loneliness. Not real things, like, yanno…
Got a joke of your own we’ve got to hear? Which one of these were your fave?
Leave it in the comments!
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