You might believe it would be kind of easy to come up with a funny tweet, but it takes a clever person to craft a witty little ditty.
Don’t believe me? Give it a shot…go ahead, I’ll wait…
I told you it was hard!
Luckily, you can just sit back and read funny tweets from other people, so don’t even stress about it! Here are 14 good ones that should make you chuckle.
1. Ready for a kiss?
Pucker up, Buttercup!
Me: uh oh someone’s under the mistletoe!
Raccoon I’ve cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily]
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) December 15, 2017
2. How does this work?
Do you ever get this confused?
when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
— perry (@SloanPerry) September 22, 2016
3. A sick burn.
This one cuts deep.
Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone "He's a piece of brown avocado on toast of a human!"
I think this could be the very best impromptu insult I've ever heard
— Vincenzo (@VinF92) February 28, 2019
4. The burglar’s in for a surprise.
Wrong on both counts!
burglar: if you wanna live give me all your money
me: bold of you to assume i want to live and that i have money— riley (@lgbtop) July 25, 2018
5. Pepsi Only.
A good idea for a niche restaurant.
Me: can I get a Coke please
Waiter: we only serve Pepsi here
Me: how about a lemonade then
Waiter: sir… we only serve Pepsi here
[cut to guy at the next table eating a plate of Pepsi]
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) August 9, 2018
6. I get it!
Sure, you can!
customer: can i get a microwave
me: sure *wiggling my pinky* hello
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) March 18, 2019
7. He’s in McTrouble.
Just following the training, boss.
Happy Wednesday everybody
. We stumbled across this hilarious tweet by @ArfMeasures this morning
#McDonald’s #jokes pic.twitter.com/fSynOkUx0R
— Ex-Animo Foods Mcd South Yorkshire (@ExAnimoFoodsLtd) March 6, 2019
8. Sounds like a catch.
…But you also might want to stay away.
Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize.
— Michael, Quarantine Edition
(@Home_Halfway) December 9, 2015
9. Does this sound familiar.
They’re all the same…
every British TV show is named Chumbley Place, is about a little old lady who solves murders, has a budget of $72, has aired nine episodes, and has been on the air since world war ii
— tom r
reduce, reuse, revolution (@StoryTom) August 9, 2018
10. Sir Charles Barkley.
My name is…ummm…Barkley, yeah that’s it.
Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club.
— Michael, Quarantine Edition
11. Slick floors.
Do you need a new floor?!?!
{Commercial for Floors}
Is this you?
{footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}
— nina tree monkey (@ninatreemonkey) July 30, 2015
12. Don’t take sides.
Ohhhhhh, those kinds of sides.
[Argument at family dinner]
Wife: *Whispers to me* Don’t start taking sides this time.
Me: Why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* They're too busy yelling to notice.
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) March 7, 2018
13. Not this time.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T…never mind.
spelling bee judge: your word is respect
me: can you use it in…a song
spelling bee judge: nice try— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) September 15, 2017
Clever AF, right?
Have you seen any tweets lately that impressed you?
Be a good sport and share them with us in the comments!
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