Hey, there…
Have you seen these burns? If you’re not a doctor, you may not want to, because they are SEVERE.
These are the kinds of burns that are gonna stick with you in a great way, because they’re so so mean and so so sweet to behold. The kinds of internet insults that the entire world wide web was probably created for in the first place, if we had to guess.
Enjoy these solid roasts and bask in the light of the flames.
11. We are the champions of the news
I’m also seeing a little bit of Jason Sudeikis in there but don’t tell him that, he seems like a nice guy.
Looks like he about to yell out he needs more pictures of Spider-Man then start singing I want to break free pic.twitter.com/jiDDCwSDYI
— BossLogic (@Bosslogic) October 25, 2020
10. That professorial look
“I find your lack of proper research disturbing.”
Some people have resting bitch face, Adam Driver has resting ‘Professor of Theology listening to his students present a report on religious symbolism in medieval art that they copied off of Wikipedia’ face https://t.co/cBlgT83Et2
— fran (@galacticidiots) June 6, 2020
9. Change, change, change
Yeah you’re really on a roll with this one, thanks for that.
Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it but with a whole society
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 1, 2019
8. All in the funny family
Looks like you’re well on your way already, kid.
My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn’t be more proud from funny
7. Fish in the sea
Turns out people look different after they’ve spent a bunch of time deliberately styling their hair and makeup. Who knew.
The ratio on this tweet is good, but the replies hidden by the OP were even better from rareinsults
6. That knowing post
Ok look, I came here for a good time.
5. Give it away, now
It’s funny because we’re in enormous trouble.
4. Gotta work it
If you know a part time job that pays $50k a year, do let me know.
3. Kitten around
Man, Driver just can’t catch a break on this list can he?
2. Don’t sweat it
“Hey I know you’re struggling to survive a global crisis and everything is terrible but can you forgo one of the only comforts you have to satisfy my sense of superiority? Thanks.”
1. Baby, oh
And isn’t one of them Miley Cyrus?
Well, I gotta go cool off. That’s enough burns for one day.
What’s the best roast you’ve been witness to lately?
Tell us in the comments.
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