Funny Jokes That Are Strictly for the Ladies

To all the ladies, these tweets are for you, and they are right on the money. We’re talking BIG TIME!

So what do you say? You wanna laugh and nod your heads in agreement?

Let’s go!

1. Time to unionize.

2. There’s a lot of this going around.

3. It really did…

4. Hey o!

5. Way to go, guys!

6.  This looks familiar…

7. Ouch…

8. I don’t think they do.

9. Wow. Not messing around.

10. That’s the limit.

11. Are you mad?

12. That’s their only use.

13. It sure is.

14. Ladies night!

15. A slippery slope.

Ladies, you got some good jokes?

Let’s see ’em in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets About Being a Woman

Just to be clear: I am not a woman. BUT, I have two sisters, a mother, and I have a lot of women friends, so I’m here to say I can appreciate your struggles and your sense of humor.

But, at the end of the day, these tweets are for you, the females out there.

Enjoy these astute observations from the ladies of Twitter.

1. Why is it always this way?

2. Thanks a lot.

3. A total fantasy.

4. Like an animal.

5. Bull in a china shop.

6. He totally gets it.

7. The worst place to be in.

8. Maybe you should listen?

9. Squinting hard.

10. Kind of pointless.

11. Imagine that.

12. What a drag.

LOLOLOLOLz for DAYYYYYYYYz, right?

All the ladies out there, what do you think?

Are these tweets pretty accurate? Let us know in the comments!

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Women Share the Weirdest and Craziest Texts That Men Have Ever Sent Them

Guys…you all need to chill out a little bit.

You’re being way too overbearing, and you’re coming off like total psychopaths.

Well, maybe not all men, but these guys for sure…

Study these text exchanges carefully and whatever you do, don’t make these same mistakes.

1. Let us begin.

2. Take that back!

3. Okay, this is weird.

4. Seems fair.

5. “Accidentally”, huh?

6. Still managed to message you.

7. Merry Christmas!

8. BRB in a few months.

9. What a guy.

10. If you change your mind…

11. I put a spell on you.

12. Creeper to the extreme.


Wow…guys…let’s take it down a notch, okay?

Ladies, has this happened to you at all in your personal life?

If so, let us know how it all went down in the comments!

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Vintage Ads That Would Be Totally Illegal Now

If you’ve seen the show Mad Men, then you know that the advertising business and the fine gentlemen who ran it were really sensitive to the needs and feelings of women. They would never use sexism and your own basic fears about yourself to try and get you to buy something.

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So yeah, that was a good laugh!

Snap back to reality and we’ve got some really nutso vintage ads that wouldn’t be allowed in decent conversation these days.

1. You know what’s an asset? Not being a sexist douchebag.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

2. I don’t want to know what this man does out of a suit.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

3. “Not Recommended For Children Under 6.” WTF was wrong with people!?!

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

4. For those frustrating days when your shampoo makes you want to shoot yourself in the face. We’ve all been there!

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

5. No joke, this stuff was actually used to treat malaria.

Photo Credit: So Bad So Good

These Pics Show Why Women Live Longer Than Men

The fact is, women live longer than men. This is true for many reasons, but we should never leave men’s ability to do incredibly stupid things out of the equation. Men’s frontal lobes do not develop as quickly as women’s, leaving guys much less advanced when it comes to making wise decisions in risky, potentially dangerous situations.

Judging by the fellows in the following pictures, I think it’s safe to assume this mortality trend will stay the same for many, many years.

1. Proud Father Moment

Photo Credit: tuttibossi

2. Words to live by. Or not.

Photo Credit: FomarianKing

3. This Will End Well, volume 1

Photo Credit: Bored Panda

4. Dread Protection

Photo Credit: Bored Panda

5. This Will End Well, volume 2

Photo Credit: Electrictrad

6. Which Police Academy movie is this from?

Photo Credit: djjuzz

7. Impressive/Stupid

Photo Credits: Bored Panda

8. At least it’s a nice view…

Photo Credit: WYLD_STALLYNS

9. Dancin’ on glass

Photo Credit: MEN SYNDICATION

10. Don’t look up

Photo Credit: Bored Panda

h/t: Bored Panda

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Take a Look at These ‘What Women Don’t Want From Men’ Tweets to Keep Up to Speed

Now’s the time for all the guys out there to listen up. The ladies are pretty sick and tired of being treated the way they have been, so they’ve taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations.

There is a lot of good information in here that I think everyone can benefit from.

So let’s take a look at these ‘What Women Don’t Want From Men’ tweets to educate ourselves.

1. First and foremost.

2. Just don’t do it.

3. They’re your kids, dude.

4. Kinda funny, isn’t it?

5. We’re equal, huh?

6. You’re full of it.

7. That doesn’t impress them.

8. This is a good one.

9. Don’t owe you anything.

10. And then there are these guys…

Pretty interesting and informative, if I do say so myself.

Ladies and gentlemen, what do you think? Do these things affect your relationships?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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These People Are All Very Confused by Periods

Hey guys…can we have a talk? Some of you are making the rest of us look bad because you have no idea how periods work, and you kind of look like morons.

Fellas, let’s try to do a little better, okay? Go read up on this subject so you don’t embarrass yourselves any further.

Here are 10 prime examples of what I’m talking about.

1. The answer is “no.”

2. What is this thing?

3. No need to be shy.

4. How about spearmint?

5. He seems like a brilliant guy.

6. This old classic.

7. Wow. That is really something.

8. Not quite, Cody

9. Solid advice

10. “I’m not seeing it in here…”

Ladies (or maybe even some of the fellas out there), have you had any embarrassing/infuriating/annoying interactions with people about period knowledge?

Tell us all about it in the comments! We could use some more laughs!

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Enjoy These Funny Tweets from Some Hysterical Ladies

We say this all the time, but we need to repeat it because it’s so true: the ladies on Twitter are absolutely hysterical.

And here are 15 more that you’ll probably start following after you scroll through these tweets.

Get ready to LOL!

1. That is amazing.

2. Mom is quite crafty.

3. Had to do it.

4. Looks like a cat burrito.

5. I’m freakin’ out!

6. Why is that?

7. Yeah, that’s kinda weird.

8. That cat is a movie star.

9. That is a terrible idea.

10. That’s a great question…

11. Isn’t that always how it works?

12. You deserve a new home.

13. Obviously you’re not part of a power couple.

14. God did indeed grow up.

15. He probably does…

Keep making us laugh, ladies!

We can’t get enough of it!

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