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Great Tweets That the Ladies Will Especially Enjoy

We have some high quality tweets for you today, as always, and while we think just about anyone will enjoy them, women in particular will probably get the biggest kick out of this collection.

And I mean that literally. You will kick your legs around, that’s how funny these tweets are. You will destroy the things in the general vicinity of your legs. Please clear the area of of any pets, children, faberge eggs, normal eggs, or computers.

Because it’s about to be kicky time.

10. The thick of it

Well it never hurts to just check and make sure.

9. Skin deep

I’m a dude and my skin has never looked anywhere near this good.

8. Fake it till you make it

Honestly, me neither.

7. The sky’s the limit

Wait, is this true? *furiously googles*

6. Shave and a haircut

Just wrap yourself in a bunch of blankets and mummy yourself through the cold times.

5. Not my type

There’s all kinds of reasons to wine about it.

4. The big stretch

It’s a great way to start / spend half of your day.

3. Bottomless

Sounds like a billion dollar idea if ever I’ve heard one.

2. Reduce, reuse, recycle

Oh totally, I often wear strange flowers on my clothes to normal events.

1. A hair too fast

I don’t know, we can’t stop it, please help.

Those are some quality tweets right there. Did you get kicking? Is everything around you ok?

How would you rate your reaction to those tweets?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Memes for All the Ladies Out There Who Need a Laugh or Three

Memes are for all of us. And women are everyone. I mean, a part of everyone. Everyone is part woman. For memes. Wait. Let me start over.

*ahem*

These memes are for everybody but you might like them especially much if you’re a woman.

There we go. Got it right that time. Let’s begin.

15. Unimpressive

Just bear with us a moment.

Via: The Chive

14. The million dollar question

I am now realizing to my shame just how little of my media diet comes from women.

Via: The Chive

13. The spot

It’s a secret kind of code, just roll with it.

Via: The Chive

12. By the book

Joke’s on you, those pages are blank.

Via: The Chive

11. Pay respects

If the mascara don’t run, it’s no fun.

Via: The Chive

10. Red alert

Noted, take all the space you need.

Via: The Chive

9. On fire

Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention.

Via: The Chive

8. What a mess

Ah, screw it, I’ve spent too much time on this today already.

Via: The Chive

7. So smooth

I, too, become a naked mole rat.

Via: The Chive

6. Lift me up

A look so iconic and so forgettable.

Via: The Chive

5. Choppy bobs

That’s my new band name.

Via: The Chive

4. All done

Yeah I’d say you pretty much nailed it.

Via: The Chive

3. Periodically

If you’ve got time to lean…I’ll leave you alone.

Via: The Chive

2. Dried up

Don’t even worry about it, it’s fabulous.

Via: The Chive

1. Pity party

Well that sounds…hmm.

Via: The Chive

Did you enjoy those memes? I certainly did.

Which one was the most relatable?

Tell us in the comments.

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Guys Admit What They’d Do if They Were Women for a Day

I’m a dude. And I have oft wondered what it would be like to be, say, not a dude. A woman, perchance.

My musings on this topic have ranged from how it might feel physically, to how much I would like it, to what my external treatment would change to, etc.

But this is the internet and there’s not a lot of space for nuance here, so let’s get to the weirdness.

If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do? from AskReddit

Here’s what some of my fellow men said they’d do given 24 hours as a woman. I’m sure they’re not gonna embarrass me at all. Let’s find out.

1. Off to a great start.

Play with my woman boobs for a day instead of my man boobs like normal.

– d*ck-nipples

2. Yeah, that’s the technical term.

I believe the appropriate response is: be a hoe.

But with my luck I’d be on my period.

– Sh*ttinwithmykitten

3. What the f*ck.

I’d probably end up in the hospital for sticking so much stuff up my vagina

– beerknowswhen

4. Ok, this is…cute?

Find out what the girls really do at sleep overs, it’s a mystery that has to be revealed

– Anon_nomy

5. A valid social experiment.

Male at the moment, so would become female.

Aside from all of the obvious sex things, I’d love to walk into a computer or gaming store, with the knowledge I have, and see if/how differently I’d be treated.

– Ratfor

6. And we’re back to weird Freaky Friday sequels.

Go on tinder and swipe right on lesbians, hopefully can have lesbian sex before my day up.

Would be awkward if my day was up mid sex

– oknh

7. Guys.

Poop so I could see if it’s true that women don’t poop

– watches_yousleep

8. Aw, this is actually kinda sweet!

Depends.

If my wife and I switched roles, I would just have sex with her so she understands my adoration for it with her.

– mountiemotorsports

9. Again, a valuable lesson I’m sure.

Assuming I’m a good looking lady go to a bar and see what it’s like to get a ton of unwanted attention.

– PoliticalNerd87

10. …Reddit, everyone.

I know many people will say this, but have sex with my best friend, but in this case not cuz he is a virgin, since he is not, but cuz even though he had sex, he never felt truly loved, his longest relationship lasted about 2 months. Since I support him and care for him, I would let him silly f*ck me, just saying.

Also, none of this is gay.

– CoffeeK_

11. Science, of course.

Get naked and touch every part of my body. For research purposes.

Cos when I revert I want to have a whole lot more intimate knowledge of female sexual responses.

– Duck_Kak

12. Ya’ll are really scared of this, huh?

Being the lucky piece of sh*t I am, I’d probably get a period

– EnderCorePL

13. I just…

I’d post my t*ts on reddit for karma.

My current tits don’t get much traction here.

– [User Deleted]

14. THE WHOLE TEAM?

Play with the new plumping, then go f*ck a soccer (football) team.

– Chrome_Armadillo

15. You’ve…you’ve already thought about this a lot.

am I hot/attractive? I’d drive to walmart, get a high quality camera and some bananas. then make some “asmr” videos. like 50 of them. 20 with my clothes on and 30 topless. and then maybe 10 more full frontal nude. just recording and storing the footage all day. if i can do more, i’ll do more. in different rooms so it looks like different days.

Then when I’m back to being a guy, I’d slowly release the videos on youtube and start a patreon and onlyfans. and then upload the nude ones to those sites. and i’d do this over the span of a few years, uploading each video once every month, sometimes twice a month. some months being skipped.

Then when I’m down to my last video, I tell people that I’m moving and need some funds to move to another state to get a ton of money from my simp army. Then when I get as much money as possible, I upload a video of my male self saying that she’s taking a break for mental health reasons and that she’ll be back. but she never comes back. and then I’d leave the donation stuff open for those who want to keep simping for no more content.

– MyStationIsAbandoned

Well. That was…enlightening. I’m gonna go see what women had to say about becoming men. I’m sure it’s…better?

What would you do if you swapped sexes for a day?

Tell us in the comments.

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Questions That Women Were Too Afraid to Ask Men

As an unexceptional white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.

But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.

1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.

Does your dong float or sink in water?

– asawee

2. Yes, it can cause trouble.

Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0

– Kitty-Bloom

3. Everybody loves a pretty face!

How much does having a nice face matter?

Especially in a long-term partner?

– xatetas277

4. Orgasmic.

how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen

– xXChocoboXx

5. Before? No. After? Yes.

When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?

– Hissingbunny

6. Nah, go for it.

Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol

– wowgamesarefun

7. There’s really no need.

Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??

There’s absolutely NO need at all??

Not even a little dab??

– Pleasant-Flamingo344

8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.

If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?

– Veravu

9. I have mixed feelings about it.

For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?

– MissCheyenne14

10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.

When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?

– takecourage18

11. About the sex that I’m having.

what do you actually think during sex?

– Vegetable_Amount4812

12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.

Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?

– Trowaway_29

13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.

Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?

– Rooodra9

14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.

Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.

– HavePlushieWillTalk

15. …yes.

Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.

– IronDominion

Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.

What questions do you have for people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Questions That Women Were Too Afraid to Ask Men

As an unexceptional white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.

But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.

1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.

Does your dong float or sink in water?

– asawee

2. Yes, it can cause trouble.

Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0

– Kitty-Bloom

3. Everybody loves a pretty face!

How much does having a nice face matter?

Especially in a long-term partner?

– xatetas277

4. Orgasmic.

how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen

– xXChocoboXx

5. Before? No. After? Yes.

When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?

– Hissingbunny

6. Nah, go for it.

Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol

– wowgamesarefun

7. There’s really no need.

Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??

There’s absolutely NO need at all??

Not even a little dab??

– Pleasant-Flamingo344

8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.

If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?

– Veravu

9. I have mixed feelings about it.

For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?

– MissCheyenne14

10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.

When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?

– takecourage18

11. About the sex that I’m having.

what do you actually think during sex?

– Vegetable_Amount4812

12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.

Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?

– Trowaway_29

13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.

Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?

– Rooodra9

14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.

Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.

– HavePlushieWillTalk

15. …yes.

Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.

– IronDominion

Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.

What questions do you have for people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Women Share the NSFW Questions They Have For Men

I’m a guy who’s bad at pretty much everything, but maybe I can be helpful when it comes to this post on Ask Reddit:

“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”

Here are some questions. I’ll use my limited perspective and do my best to answer.

Content warning: most of these are pretty NSFW.

1. Ya just do your best.

So when guys crash at each other’s houses, what do you do when you wake up with morning wood? Do you have to hide it from each other?

– Tanarri27

2. Yes, the sensation is substantially dulled.

Does s*x REALLY feel different with a condom on?

Like, is there a noticeable difference and if so, is it bad or feel less pleasurable?

– UniqueUserName_93

3. Not as often as we should.

Do you actually wash underneath your balls

– juicy_fruitty_

4. When I was younger, maybe. Now? Nah.

Guys… You say you don’t care how many partners a girl has had…. But does it secretly bother you?

– nosh_dosh

5. Not since I was a teenager.

do you actually compare dong sizes with your friends?

– KeeganMargaret

6. A mature man can tell the difference.

How do I compliment you without thinking there’s more to it?

– dpnrte

7. Yes and it hurts.

Has a girl ever sat on your penis ‘the incorrect way’?

– kittycat2009

8. Not as much as you might think.

How much does boob size matter

– nosh_dosh

9. Any man who says they haven’t measured is lying to you.

Why do you say you don’t measure your d*ck? Some men have said “well it’s like you don’t measure your arm”.

But from my woman perspective, if I had something between my legs, I’d measure it. We know our bra and shoe size, why don’t you know your d*ck size??

– ditchinzimbabwe

10. Some deep, weird animal instinct.

When guys do the scratch ‘n sniff, what’re you guys actually sniffing for? Is it just a hygiene check?

– monik991

11. Like your crotch is trying to escape.

what does a boner feel like?

– ligmabeansthesecond

12. S*x is a part of love, it’s not the entire picture.

Is your love for your female partner based on how well she f*cks or you actually fall in love independently from it?

– KitchenBiscotti1

13. Worried about who your girlfriend hangs out with? Hmmm…

How do you guys feel about girls that hang out with a lot of guys.

Can you tell the difference between the pick me girls and the girls that are genuinely just more of a tomboy or just get along better w guys in a platonic way.

– katieewadee

14. The pain shoots up to your stomach, actually.

How does getting kicked in the balls feel?

– 23cacti

15. Once a year, it’s a family tradition.

How often do you accidentally sit on your nuts?

– Ran-Dizzy123

Welp, I hope that way-too-much-information was helpful.

What questions to you have about people?

Tell us in the comments.

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Couples Share the Best Parts of Intimacy After Getting Married

In the book Nine Thoughts That Can Change Your Marriage, Sheila Wray Gregoire says:

“Intimacy is about sharing something with your spouse that you don’t share with anybody else. It’s letting him in. It’s laughing together. And it’s also feeling that deep hunger for each other!”

But how long can that deep hunger for each other last? Conventional (some might say cynical) wisdom says that once you’re married, it’s just a downhill climb in true intimacy, or desire.

But if these thirteen real confessions from married folks are any indication, that’s far from the whole truth.

13. Too much of a good thing

What, are you like doing it on their laps at restaurants or something?

Image Credit: Whisper

12. Twenty five and still alive

Congratulations!

Image Credit: Whisper

11. The spice of life

It’s a pretty simple way to keep things fun.

Image Credit: Whisper

10. Get the message?

Nothing will make you feel like a teenager quite like that.

Image Credit: Whisper

9. Get your reps in

Four to six times? Dang, how?!

Image Credit: Whisper

8. One for the record books

Do you literally keep like a tab of them?

Image Credit: Whisper

7. Parking in cars with boys

Better be on the lookout for the mean old principal.

Image Credit: Whisper

6. Work it out

Now that’s some exercise we can all get behind.

Image Credit: Whisper

5. I get high

Ya’ll just keep going up, up, and away.

Image Credit: Whisper

4. Comfortable and rarin’ to go

It’s sort of the best of both worlds.

Image Credit: Whisper

3. Can’t wait

Traffic never feels so slow.

Image Credit: Whisper

2. Relieve the tension

Release the chill.

Image Credit: Whisper

1. Playing around

Just don’t let the neighborhood kids see you.

Image Credit: Whisper

Sounds like a wild ride, maybe marriage isn’t so mild after all!

Are you married? What’s your sex life been like?

Share if you dare in the comments.

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Memes To Make You LOL

The memes we’ve gathered up today are mostly made for a female demographic, but I say bust the molds, screw the preconceptions, these are funny no matter who you are.

Unless who you are is someone who is incapable of finding memes funny, I guess, in which case you should really go see a doctor immediately.

Otherwise, you should sit back and enjoy these memes!

10. Get a leg up

These are clearly different shades, what are you, blind?

Via: Someecards

9. Too much chill

I could just live in a sock, that would be fine.

Via: Someecards

8. Sharing is caring

Look buddy, I didn’t get a phone so that people could call me.

Via: Someecards

7. Once again

This me after a little too much puff puff pass pass.

Via: Someecards

6. Into the woods

We’ve all got our dreams and aspirations.

Via: Someecards

5. Dead serious

We’re all just at the mercy of our brain chemicals, if ya think about it.

Via: Someecards

4. Special delivery

Think INSIDE the box.

Via: Someecards

3. Mighty neighborly

Sounds like things are getting pretty thorny over there.

Via: Someecards

2. Beanie babies

Oh Frank, what has become of you?

Via: Someecards

1. A great idea

You had me at “drink.”

Via: Someecards

Now THOSE are some quality memes. You’re not gonna find memes like that unless you look, like, generally anywhere on the internet.
Like, there are probably some standing right behind you this VERY MOMENT!

Speaking of which, what’s your favorite spot to find new memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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