These Customers Should Have Been Banned for Life

I’ve said for a long time that everyone should be forced to work in customer service at some point in their lives.

If nothing else, I think it would help people to be better, more empathetic customers.

Sadly, people behave in some pretty astounding ways when they are out in public, like these 10 customers who had no shame.

1. Consider yourself lucky it wasn’t on the floor

I wonder if the kid will ever live that story down.

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2. Turns out, when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go

Benefit of the doubt, he forgot where he was and thought it was a toilet stall?

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3. 40-year-old frat party

Move over college, that’s some sociopathic-level hi-jinks right there.

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4. And you thought pee was bad…

The toddler is one thing, but the entitlement and lack of shame wafting off that mom!

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5. This is almost next-level “no F’s were given”

Accidents happen. Just pretend everything’s normal and no one will notice it was you.

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6. I may never look at a fitting room the same

Was she related to the drunk guy though?

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7. Customer Service in any industry is not paid enough

No matter what they are paid, it is not enough. The public are animals.

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8. But wait, it gets worse

You thought it couldn’t get worse, didn’t you?
That will teach you to think.

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9. Drugs and McD’s, never a winning combination

If I turn my head and squint and try really hard I can think of grosser places.

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10. Who knew K-Mart was a popular hookup spot?

To be fair, it seems like no one is using the restroom for its intended purpose, so why not?

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I hope every one of these poor Customer Service employees has health insurance with excellent therapy coverage, because oh my goodness.

Can you imagine walking in to find ANY of this? Please don’t tell me you have a worse story, but if you do, share it in the comments.

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What’s the Most Creepy, Unexplained Thing You’ve Experienced? People Shared Their Stories.

I love these kinds of stories!

There’s nothing quite like being scared and creeped out. I just can’t get enough of it!

And if you have the same mindset I do, you’re in for a real treat.

AskReddit users talked about the creepiest, unexplained things that have ever happened to them.

1. The visitor.

“My mother died of cancer when i was a little over 30.

She got a stroke on a day I was very busy with at school, so my last words to her that she could understand were “mom not now I’ll call you later”. Two hours later she was admitted to a hospital and never woke up again.

Half a year later i had a minor surgery but because not the pain i was given morphine. I was in the hospital bed when my mom came in, took a seat next to my bed and we talked for an hour. It was so extremely real, i felt her touch on my hand and we had a very good conversation.

I got to know about morphine only a month later when I received the bill. Till then i was sure it wasn’t a hallucination and i started re-thinking my opinion about the possibility of an after life.

I miss her so f*cking much I’d take a shot would i know she’d come to visit me again.”

2. From a skeptic.

“I saw a guy accidentally drop 16 inch concrete drill bit from shoulder height.

It never hit the ground. It’s like it stopped existing on its way to the floor. No sound of it hitting the floor, nowhere to go, just gone.

3 witnesses all saw the same thing. This happened in a completely empty newly constructed building. Hallway was tiled, walls were cinderblock, newly installed drop ceiling. We had to fill out a missing tool report, got written up for it, had to search the entire building top to bottom for hours.

I’m a very skeptic person. I can’t come up with any reasonable explanation for it. Still think about it when questions like this come up. Sometimes things can just disappear I guess.”

3. Spooky.

“Driving in rural areas in New England, near the borders of Vermont and Mass, so I am not sure which one I was in.

It was late… Well OK, so late it was actually early. And there was fog, dense dense fog. Like Silent Hill levels of fog. And like an idiot who dies in the opening scene of a horror movie, I am driving on back roads. First my headlight just up and goes out, cannot use high beams because of fog. I am in the middle of no where, I haven’t seen a house or town in a long time.

Car starts making noise, check engine light comes on. So I pull over nothing much around field and fog and dark. Creepy as hell. I gamely look at the engine, I can fix electronics, not engines. I tighten all the things I know.
Car now won’t start. So I am in the dark, in the middle of no where, on the side of the road.

Because of the natural rules of how things work, my cell phone has no service as well. It is like one big cliché. But I am not stupid enough to go wandering the roads right now. So I recline my seat and decide to take a nap for a couple hours until the sun comes up.

I wake up, the sun is coming up, the fog is going away… and I am in on the main street of a tiny town, parked in front of what looks like the Bates Motel house. Houses everywhere. It was the the creepiest feeling. I was sure in off in the woods.

There was not a light on in any house all night? There was a service station 50 yards up the road, I walked up to it, talked to the guy (who looked perfectly normal), he walked over to look at the car, asked me to try to start it…. and it did. F*cking thing turned over right away. And… BOTH headlights were working.

I drove on, never got the name of the little village, and I couldn’t find it on a map. I always felt like I was in this big set up for a horror movie that just didn’t pan out.”

4. The ring.

“I lost an opal ring that my father had given me. A few years later, I’d moved to a new house in a different town.

My son, who hadn’t even been born yet when the ring was lost, was digging with a spoon underneath a concrete slab that served as patio. He pulled out the ring that I’d lost years before.

I’ve never been able to figure out how the ring not only got to the new location, but also got underneath a concrete slab that had been poured long before I lost the ring.

I still have the ring, and sometime during its travels the opal was cracked.”

5. What the hell?

“When I was 19, my girlfriend and I were hanging out in my bedroom when she suddenly let out a shriek and ran for the door.

When I caught her in the hallway and calmed her down enough to find out what was wrong she told me that she saw a live lizard crawl out of my mouth and run down my body, jump to the floor and ran in her direction.

She was dead serious about it and still shaking.

Cut to twenty years later and I’m in the house of a different girlfriend in a different town hanging out in her bedroom. The identical scenario happens. A lizard running out of my mouth, her running out scared, etc.

I can’t for the life of me fathom how and why this happened. Once was weird enough, but f*cking twice?! I’m a nice guy, not the anti-Christ. Please share any insights you may have about this.”

6. Nightmare.

“When I was 13 I had a weird flash of a nightmare while asleep.

All I remembered was kneeling on asphalt and holding my hand to my mouth, in the worst pain of my life. I told my mom about the dream because it scared me so much.

2 years later, I was hit by a car while crossing the street and ended up in that exact position, kneeling on asphalt, holding my mouth while blood poured out. My head had apparently bounced off the rear view mirror and that had knocked my two front teeth back into my soft palate.

I didn’t remember the dream, but my mom did, and it really f*cked with her. I don’t believe in premonitions, but I often wonder if maybe traumatic events can echo somehow through time.”

7. Country estate.

“My dad and step-mother got married when I was ten years old at a countryside estate which is now a wedding venue.

The other kids and I were playing hide and seek in this massive house (Every kids dream) when my sister (12 at the time) was chasing my younger cousin (7 at the time) who had long blonde hair wearing a blue dress down a long hallway.

Half way down the hallway the younger cousin dips in to this old spiral staircase that only goes up a quarter rotation before it’s blocked off with a wall. My sister jumps round the corner and shouts “Gotcha!” Except NOBODY was in this blocked staircase. She runs back to my dad crying saying that our cousin disappeared through a wall and everyone laughed it off because said cousin was right next to her.

Fast forward 5 years, I’m 15 and I get a job as a waiter at the same wedding venue. The estate has an orangery which is where they hold the ceremonies and I notice a small stained glass window depicting a blonde haired girl wearing a blue dress with the dates 1931-1937 underneath her.

Naturally I’m dumbfounded so I ask about the stained glass window – the venue manager tells me that after being sold by the original owner the estate was a boarding school for girls. She tells me that a young girl fell out of a top floor window and sadly passed away.

The hallway that my sister chased ‘my cousin’ down was an old servants hallway and the staircase was the central staircase that leads directly up to the old girls dormitories on the top floor.

SPOOKY

Learned a lot about the house during my 5 years working there, nothing else spooky but plenty that is very, very interesting.”

8. WTF?

“I work for a funeral company. One afternoon I did a viewing for a man who was having his funeral the next day.

Usually at the end of the day we put the bodies back in the fridge but because we’d been really busy, and I was at a small branch, we only had a very small fridge and it was already full so on the rare occasion, if they’ve been embalmed, we’ll leave them in the chapel with the air conditioner cranked up because we have good security systems and who wants to break into a funeral home anyway?

So the next morning I’m the first one in and I walk into the chapel and the man is out of his coffin laying face down on the floor. Not sprawled, but perfectly neat, like he’d floated up out of his coffin, turned face down, and floated down to the ground.

Obviously I had a heart attack and my first thought was someone had broken in and done this or were staff members playing a prank? A very sackable prank and I can’t imagine any of our staff doing that for any reason.

And what’s more we have security cameras and motion detectors and swipe cards so you can see who has come and gone but there was NOTHING! According to the security no one came in or left that night. Unfortunately, or fortunately, we don’t have security cameras in the chapel.

And if you’re thinking the guy wasn’t really dead, I’m not in a third world country, he was dead, he had been embalmed, you don’t tend to survive and embalming. So yeah, it was a massive investigation and no one could explain how he ended up like that. It still gives me the creeps every time I go in there.”

9. Spirits.

“When I was about 15 I was home alone in my house at night. It was just me and my 3 dogs.

My dogs were normally very lazy at night, all they would do is lay in their dog beds chilling out until bedtime. But for some reason on this night they all became very agitated at the same time. They all kept running into different rooms in my house and growled and barked at empty corners, something that they had never done before or since.

I checked the whole house and never found anything. I don’t believe in anything supernatural but that night I slept in my parents bedroom with the door locked, a gun next to me, and all 3 dogs on the bed with me.”

10. This is weird.

“My uncle used to have a cabin in the woods near Winter, Wisconsin on a relatively undeveloped arm of the Chippewa Flowage.

Not too remote that you couldn’t pop into town for necessities, but far enough in the boonies that if you got hurt you’d be in serious trouble. I used to spend time there in the summer tearing through the woods with my two cousins.

One morning when I was about ten my uncle woke us up roughly and told us it was time to go fishing. It was still super early and we were all confused because it was pitch dark and who the hell went fishing so early anyway? He hustled us down to the dock where he kept his little fishing boat and quickly launched us into the water and away from the house.

At this point we were all getting a little freaked out by the weirdness of the situation. We thought maybe we were being punished because my uncle had gone to chop wood the previous morning and couldn’t find his axe anywhere.

He’d left it lodged in a stump next to the cabin and accused us of messing with it, which, to be fair, sounded like something we probably would have done. He ended up having to drive into town to buy a new one.

He wasn’t talking, though. We just sat shivering under a blanket at the bow of the boat while my uncle stared wild-eyed at the shoreline and waved a flashlight furtively ahead of us.

We eventually arrived at my uncle’s friend’s cabin across the lake and tumbled into his house. Our uncle sent us to the loft to sleep and he and his buddy locked the doors and left, not returning until well after sunrise.

Eventually our uncle showed up with the truck and trailer already packed with all of our gear and told us it was time to go home. We all thought it was weird that we were leaving the cabin days early, but we were kids so we just went with it. My uncle was quiet for the whole long drive back to civilization.

Many years later my uncle confided to me that the reason he’d hustled us home was because he’d woken up around 3am to a strange “Thok! Thok! Thok!” sound from outside the cabin.

He’d gone out to investigate when a massive jack pine fell directly across the narrow driveway, blocking us in. Startled by the noise, he swept his flashlight along the tree line just in time to see a man holding an axe slink away into the dark of the wood.

He and his buddy had to take turns chainsawing the tree apart while the other stood watch with a rifle. He never found the axe.”

Have you ever had any weird experiences that really creeped you out?

If so, please talk to us in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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People Share Creepy and Unexplained Things That Have Happened to Them

Pssssst!

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Or a monster in the woods?

Or had something so bizarre happen that you couldn’t explain it?

I love these kinds of stories, and I’m willing to bet that you probably do, too.

What’s the creepiest unexplained thing that ever happened to you?

Here’s what folks on AskReddit had to say.

1. What’s happening?

“I live in a small mountain town and it takes 3 hours and 4 mountain passes to get to the nearest city.

Pre-Covid I made that drive 2-3 times a month, over a period of ten years. I pretty much had the curves and climbs committed to memory.

One night I’m making the drive at 2 am to catch an early flight. Cruising the curves and enjoying the lack of semi trucks. Left curve, right curve, know there’s a big sweeping curve to the left coming up when all of a sudden I’m driving on a straight road. I’m WELL aware there isn’t a straight section on that highway for another 30 miles.

So immediately I’m looking around trying to figure out where the hell I am. Not a single Highway sign on the side of the road. Smack myself a few times to make sure I hadn’t fallen asleep. Phone has no service, but that’s normal, so I can’t check my location.

Looking out the window I realize the high desert scrub trees have been replaced with a thick forest. Imagine your headlights pick up dark, heavy, can’t see 10 feet, forest that I would imagine in the Pacific Northwest. Something that we don’t have here.

I’m looking at the clock and for 15 minutes I’m driving on a straight road through this ominous dark forest when I should be on a curvy mountain pass in the desert. Right about the time I’m going to have a full on panic attack, that sweeping left curve appears and I’m out of the forest back in the scrub.

So I chalked it up to drowsy driving and an overreactive imagination until IT HAPPENED AGAIN! 2 years later, same spot except this time I’m not alone. I had my brother riding shotgun on a similar airport run, and all of a sudden I’m on the straight road.

That time it only lasted about 5 minutes before my brother looked around and asked “where the hell are we?”. Cue the sweeping left curve appearing and back in the desert.

Even though I can’t explain it, I’m at least grateful I had a witness.”

2. Are you a believer now?

“First let me say I don’t believe in ghosts or demons or anything like that…

My wife and I had just gotten married. We lived in a small, one bedroom apartment and I got up one night to take a leak and just had a creepy feeling while I’m standing in the bathroom.

Like the hairs on my neck were standing up. Anyway, I shake it off and go back to bed. The next morning my wife tells me she had a terrible dream about a demon that was watching her.

I didn’t tell her about my feeling because it would have scared the sh*t out of her. Still weirds me out a little.”

3. Weird!

“My family was sitting on the back porch watching a thunderstorm.

My older brother grabbed a toy gun out of my hand and said “Watch this.” He pointed the gun at a tree in the back yard and pulled the trigger. As the toy gun popped, lightning struck the tree he was aiming at and the tree fell over. He handed me the toy gun back with a smile and walked away.

My parents witnessed this event as well. It was one hell of a coincidence, but d*mn was his smile creepy. Like he knew it was going to happen.”

4. Eerie…

“A buddy picked me up to go to a couple bars, have a few drinks and what not. Everything was fine, I had a nice little drunk going on.

Around 11 pm, I went outside to smoke a stogie, then… boom I woke up at my house in my bed, the following morning. I don’t recall even leaving the bar, let alone how I returned home, I had multiple missed calls from my buddy. Called him up to see what happened, and he said I just disappeared.

The creepy part is, after got off the phone with him, I went to the restroom, to realize, some way, some how, during the time I went M.I.A. I had received a haircut and someone shaved my face…. hmm weird, I do my business, only to realize my wiggly bits had been groomed as well, with expertise precision.

I must add, not a missed hair, nick or cut. Still to this day don’t know what happened, but apon sharing this story with other friends, I was spotted at other bars though out the night, pre-hair cut, and alone.”

5. Chris.

“I was in Big Brothers Big Sisters as a kid. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a program where adults sign up to mentor kids one on one and offer them guidance.

I basically hung out with this random guy named Chris for a few hours a week. One day, he told me he was going on vacation and when to expect him back. That date rolled around and I didn’t hear from him so I decided to give him a call.

A voice I didn’t recognize answered the phone. I asked if Chris was home. The man said that there was nobody by that name there. I double checked that I had the right number and asked the guy if he was sure.

He was like “my wife and I have lived here for years and there has never been a Chris here” so I said sorry and hung up. I never heard from Chris again.”

6. In the woods.

“When I was very young, maybe 4 or 5, we had a particularly nasty snowstorm that wiped out power for days. We lived in New England, in the middle of farmland, so while our neighbors were within walking distance, it was a short hike to get to them.

I don’t recall exactly what lead to this, but my mother needed to visit one neighbor to lend them something while my father got the generator running. I wanted to go with her, so she put me on my snow sled and pulled me along that way. It was dark out, but when everything is covered in snow it sort of has this eerie blue glow to it.

My mother had a flashlight. We got to the neighbor’s house, she dropped off whatever it was they needed (maybe batteries or candles or something, I don’t remember), and then turned around to head home. It was only 1/4 mile or so, but it was through the woods.

When we hit the midpoint of the walk back, we both heard this horrifying howl/scream like something out of a monster movie. Best description I can give was in the movie Predator when the Predator cauterizes its wound and screams, which echoes through the forest. My mother picked me up out of the sled and ran home. We both described the sound to my father, who didn’t believe us.

A week later we found a bunch of dead deer that had been torn apart just 30′ into a wooded path near our house, and not by poachers/hunters. I’ve been around coyotes my whole life- they definitely didn’t do this either. Coyotes will pick apart their prey and run off with pieces. This was 4 or 5 full sized deer with large chunks missing and that’s it.

Our neighbor was a hunter, and we asked him about it too. He said he had heard some weird sounds but had no idea what it was either.”

7. Where is he now?

“I was in a car accident and really thought after I had hit my head I thought I was going to die. I KNEW I was going to die. I swear to God I remember seeing wings, possible angel wings. I was pulled out of my car by a mysterious man named Tom.

He had told the cops he was just a local bystander, I knew he was in the truck behind me. He stayed with me right after EMS and cops came. After I talked to police and was examined by EMTs I turned around to talk to and thank Tom but he was no longer there.

My question is where is Tom now? What does he do? I would love to sit down with him and just talk about it and how he saved my life.”

8. The stranger.

“It’s 3am and I’m in my front yard just smoking a joint chillin when out of the blue down the road I see a dude walking towards me.

In my neighborhood there’s a bunch of houses behind me but ahead is just construction. So now I’m thinking was this guy sleeping in these empty wooden houses? He passes by me and as he passes he mumbles something but I can’t really hear it good.

He also sounds concerned and as he walks on by I hear someone call my name behind me. I turn back and no ones there but when I look to see where the guy went he’s turned around and walking back toward me. Freaked the f*ck out I run inside and lock the door. I look out the window and I see the guy walking back and forth and eventually leave.

Then I heard a knock at the door. I looked and no one was there. Creepiest night in a long time.”

9. Weird stuff happens around here.

“Back in 2002, my whole family vacationed at a cabin site on Fair Lake, Michigan, near Kalamazoo.

I was only 1 year old, so I have no personal story, but of the 15 people with us over the course of the stay, almost every single one had some odd experience. I’ll begin with the rationalizable stories, then the ones I can’t explain.

Pretty much everyone says they constantly had a “bad energy feeling”, and felt like they were being watched.

The lights were constantly going out throughout the stay, and someone had to go in the basement to reset the breaker. I think this may be just poor wiring in the old cabin personally, but it was oddly frequent.

My aunt says she was sleeping when all of a sudden, a ghost was in front of her, punching her and yelling “get out”. My mom says she was pretty drunk that night though.

My grandpa was sleeping in the front parlor, when, around the early morning, he saw a “prism” floating outside near the lake. He went out to look but when he was outside, it wasn’t there. I wonder if it was just a sunlight reflection though.

My uncles, who were in their 20-30’s, had slept outside in a camper. One night, my uncle was sleeping until he was woken up by someone striking the camper from the outside. He called out “yeah, nice try”, but all my uncles woke up too and replied “it’s not us man, we hear it too”.

They say they all sat there for a few minutes until the pounding stopped. When I ask them today, none of them say they did it, but since everyone by this point was aware of the odd occurrences, one of them may have played a prank and banged on the camper.

My dad and uncle were inside talking late at night when a door suddenly slammed. My mom says there was no way wind could have made the door move, since it was an interior door and wasn’t windy. My dad doesn’t like to talk about this experience for some reason.

My mom was tucking me and my sister in for the night, and while she was leaving, heard a child laughter. She says the laughter came from another room and sounded nothing like us.

One night, my cousin locked my uncle’s keys in his truck. My uncle called a non-emergency number and a police officer came to get the car unlocked. While doing so, and nobody in the cop car, the police lights suddenly turned on. When my family asked about this, the officer responded, “yeah, weird stuff seems to happen around here.””

10. Premonition.

“When my grandfather was dying of cancer, he kept asking my father if me or my brother had a son yet. We were in our mid-late teens so the answer was hopefully no. He spoke to us all in a room and told us a story.

In the mid 30s his son fell and cracked his skull. He held him while his wife drove them to the hospital. On the way he said David opened his eyes and grabbed his arm and looked right at him. He said mom has cancer in her liver, it can be fixed but you have to tell the doctor when we get there.

David died in the car before the hospital and Granddad forgot about the warning till the funeral. Grandma went to the doctor, they found a tumor, removed half her liver and she survived. After a few years my father was born and then a pile of other kids, without that warning none of use would exist.”

11. Being watched.

“I’m a construction foreman and sometimes work late.

I was walking around a construction site one evening making a list of things that needed to be done the next morning. It was dark and I was the ONLY person there. the crew had left a few hours before and the entire construction site was fenced off.

While I was making my list, I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I ignored it for a moment, and kept working. Then it sunk in: It was a f*cking person just staring at me from about 50 feet away.

As I turned my head this “person” slowly walked backwards out of my view towards the area where everyone parks. but it wasn’t a normal walk, almost seemed to float. Not really floating, but definitely not a normal walk with steps. So I hauled *ss outside to confront them and they were gone.

Not a soul in sight for miles. I couldn’t shake the feeling I was being watched the rest of the night.”

How about you?

Have you had any unexplained experiences that really scared you?

If so, please share your stories with us in the comments. Thanks!

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These People Were All Selling Really Weird Stuff Online

I’m warning you: if you start wandering down the rabbit hole of Facebook Marketplace and other places where folks are selling stuff on social media, you might never come back from the abyss.

Because it is just plain WEIRD out there in the world of selling and reselling online.

But, if you can only dip your toes in the water and get in over your head, we think you’re gonna enjoy the weirdness.

And here are some perfect examples.

Let’s take a look.

1. That cat needs some exercise.

Maybe you shouldn’t sell that stuff quite yet…

Found on marketplace in the Facebook! Lol!? from Chonkers

2. I wouldn’t keep this thing in my house.

You honestly don’t think this thing is haunted?

He haunts you from WTFgaragesale

3. Only worn once, huh?

That doesn’t look right.

I was scrolling Facebook marketplace and stumbled upon this gem. from quityourbullshit

4. That should make the sale a little bit easier.

And we hope you get some action soon!

From my local Facebook marketplace from ihavesex

5. Is this still available?

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

Never change, Facebook Marketplace. from CrackheadCraigslist

6. For the bean lovers out there.

What a deal!

7. This would look great right over the fireplace.

Welcome to my home!

I mean.. someone is gonna like it, right? from WTFgaragesale

8. You can put an animal or a person in there.

It’s totally up to you!

Plenty of room! from CrackheadCraigslist

9. A hard pass on this one for me.

I appreciate your art, though.

I have no idea what this is supposed to be. from CrackheadCraigslist

10. Now this is CLASSY.

You can’t pass this one up!

This is how you treat em right from CrackheadCraigslist

11. It’s only $300.

I think that’s a steal.

12. From a master craftsman.

People…you should jump on this.

Found this in my local Facebook marketplace.. from delusionalartists

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever bought or sold online?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!

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Folks Like to Sell Weird Stuff Online. Let’s Take a Look.

If you haven’t explored the stuff that’s on sale on social media these days, you’re missing out, because you can find pretty much anything you’re looking for.

And, as you can imagine, that also means that there are tons and tons of really WEIRD things out there that random folks are selling.

Are you ready to take a deep dive into the bizarre world of folks selling anything and everything online?

Let’s go!

1. Get your spooky pies!

No thank you!

2. It’s weird, but not the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

I’m still not buying it, though.

3. This, on the other hand…

I would pay top dollar for.

i love facebook’s marketplace from insanepeoplefacebook

4. Been working on it for 14 years, huh?

That’s time well spent!

“no lowballers” from WTFgaragesale

5. Ahahahahah. Oh my…

He seems like a great guy. Help him out!

6. This is incredible.

And also kind of creepy.

7. A very interesting piece we have here.

I’m just not sure what you’re supposed to do with it…

a Facebook marketplace gem from DiWHY

8. It would look perfect over the kitchen table.

And it’s only $200!

Facebook Marketplace is a gold mine. This lovely is $200. from WTFgaragesale

9. Do you think this guy just didn’t realize he snapped a pic of his face?

I have a lot of questions…

Found this on facebook marketplace and cant stop thinking about it from oldpeoplefacebook

10. Well, now I’m hungry.

Anyone care for some beans?

thank u facebook marketplace from CrackheadCraigslist

11. Now I’ve seen everything.

I’ll take all of them!

Found on facebook marketplace from DiWHY

12. A master barber.

I bet you’re doing big business!

Oh Facebook marketplace, never change! from Justfuckmyshitup

Have you ever sold or bought anything really weird on Facebook Marketplace or somewhere else online?

If so, tell us all about it in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!

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The Half Beard Is the Latest Male Fashion Trend That Is Puzzling To Us

In the good old days, sometimes trends used to take a really long time to get from one part of the country to another.

A hip, new fashion in New York City? Well, it would appear in Kansas about three or four years later.

But things sure have changed in that regard.

Every single worldwide trend can be zapped and transmitted around the globe in a matter of seconds…and sometimes we end up with really weird things like what you’re about to see.

HALF BEARDS!

Hey, it could be worse, I guess…I think…

You look for yourself and be the judge.

1. This guy looks very intense.

And the half beard really amps up the intensity.

2. Black and white for artistic effect.

I see what you did there…

3. This thing has some LENGTH.

How long have you been growing that beauty?

4. He’s got a smug look, huh?

I think he’s pretty darn proud of his facial hair.

5. Don’t mess with this guy.

Even if his facial hair looks kind of ridiculous.

6. Some nice salt and pepper for ya.

This fella has it goin’ on!

7. A man of mystery.

What could he be thinking?

8. He seems pretty happy about his look.

You do you, buddy!

9. Two different stages of a masterpiece.

You doing great work, my man!

10. It doesn’t get much better than this.

As far as half beards go, I mean…

11. He’s got a whole look going on.

We salute you!

Well, that’s weird, huh?

Have you seen any other strange trends on social media lately that made you scratch your head?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments. Thanks!

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Here’s Another Weird Social Media Trend: Bread Shoes Are Here!

You really never know what you’re gonna get sometimes when you start looking around on Instagram.

Are you gonna see flying wizards, men with half-beards, the possibilities are endless!

And now we’ve been blessed by…wait for it…bread shoes!

Yes, you read that right, BREAD SHOES. And they’re exactly what you think they are: shoes made out of bread.

There’s no word yet about whether people actually eat these shoes after they’re done walking around in them, but I’m willing to bet that some people probably take that leap.

Are you ready to check this out? Let’s go!

1. I think this is a mighty fine look for you.

And you can eat them after you wear them out!

2. A nice day for a stroll in the sunshine…

In your favorite pair of bread shoes!

3. You can wear them inside too for around-the-house stuff.

They’re just so comfortable!

4. Stylish. Classy. Unforgettable.

You, sir, are a trendsetter.

5. I like the leftover bread that had to be taken out.

Leave it for the birds!

6. These are a little more formal.

You do you!

7. Fresh out of the oven!

And right onto your feet!

8. These are totally epic.

I want a pair of my own!

9. Who’s gonna try them on first?

I desperately need this in my life.

10. The gang’s all here!

And you are ready for a night on the town with that kind of footwear.

Weird! And now we want to hear from you…

Have you seen any odd trends on social media lately that caught your eye?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Enjoy This Artist’s Totally Weird and Absurd Comics

The more time you spend on Instagram, the more it becomes apparent…there are some really strange and funny artists out there.

And a guy who goes by the name Chris (Simpsons artist) comes up with all kinds of odd, funny, and sometimes disturbing illustrations that we think you should check out…if you dare.

Are you ready to be titillated, creeped out, and entertained at the same time?

Well, we think this guy’s work hits the spot. Let’s take a look.

1. Do you think you can pull this off?

You might as well give it a shot…

2. Here’s how you can enjoy Halloween.

Try it next time October rolls around!

3. Random act of kindness.

They love it when you do this.

4. I never saw this version, but now I’m intrigued.

A new spin on an old classic.

5. I think I’m gonna throw up.

I really did not see that coming.

6. This also makes me want to be sick.

What’s wrong with this guy?!?! I mean that in a good way…

7. Why I love my mother.

Now it’s your turn!

8. Here’s some good life advice.

Give it a shot!

9. April Fools Day!

It just might work…

10. Goodbye, my children.

It was fun while it lasted…

11. Isn’t sleeping just the best?

Well, on second thought…

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

First of all, tell us what you think of this guy’s illustrations.

Secondly, tell us about some other artists that you think we should be following on social media.

We’d really appreciate it! Thanks a lot!

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Examples of Bad Design That Are Pretty Painful to Look At

It can be kind of crazy when you see how bad some people are at their jobs.

If most of us screwed up as royally as these people did, we’d probably be pounding the pavement looking for a new gig.

But, maybe everyone deserves a second chance…or a third or a fourth…

The bottom line: take a look at these design fails and be happy you’re not the one responsible for them.

1. I bet that smells bad after a while.

Who’s responsible for this?

These benches at my university are tilted back and have no drainage system, so the water just sits there for up to days after a rainstorm. from CrappyDesign

2. Anyone care for some moldy cheese?

Oh, that’s just the packaging? Hmmm…

The paper in this sliced cheese makes it look like it has mold spots from CrappyDesign

3. Somebody is gonna get hurt in here.

Don’t try it!

A shower designed to be as hard to stand in as possible from CrappyDesign

4. That’s not secure at all.

Nice try, though.

A "secure" bike shed in Cambridge, UK. The gaps are for ventilation, apparently. from CrappyDesign

5. Thanks for letting me know this is a dead end…

AT THE DEAD END.

Dead end sign at end of path from CrappyDesign

6. That disgusting: plain and simple.

Just a bad idea all around.

Again with carpeted bathrooms from CrappyDesign

7. What happened to Grandpa?

He’s turned into a cyborg, honey…

Sandwich board advertising seniors day – unfortunate fastener placement from CrappyDesign

8. Let’s have a chat.

So, where are you from? What do you do?

this urinal where you can stand face to face from CrappyDesign

9. This is nightmare fuel.

But I can’t look away…

Saw an interesting van coming home from school from CrappyDesign

10. The kitchen is a little tight.

I don’t think you’ll be hosting any dinner parties in there.

Modern living condo for sale. 2 bedrooms 2 bathrooms 1/4 kitchen from CrappyDesign

11. Can someone explain this to me?

I’m a little bit concerned.

Is this trophy for golf, or assault? from CrappyDesign

12. Not a good look.

It looks like some terrible things went on last night.

I thought it was a horribly stained mattress until I focused on the details from CrappyDesign

13. No privacy? No problem!

It’s a party! Come on in! Or just watch from the outside!

This door to the restroom. from CrappyDesign

Ouch…not good, people…not good at all…

And now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share some more photos of bad design that you think will make all of us cringe.

Thanks in advance!

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A Woman Found a ‘Candyman’ Portal in Her New York Apartment

There are stories on the internet, usually about people who live in apartments, often those apartments exist in NYC, where something totally freaking scary pops up out of nowhere.

Sometimes it’s ghosts, sometimes it’s scarier than that because it’s actually real, but I have no idea what could be freakier than finding a portal in your apartment…and then trying to figure out where it leads.

That’s exactly what happened in this TikTok video series, when a woman feels a draft and discovers it’s coming from behind the bathroom mirror.

Then, things get really weird.

In Part 1 of the series, she lays out how she found the draft, and she shows us that there’s a draft (because it’s blowing her hair), and that she’s figured out it’s coming from the mirror.

@samanthartsoe

seriously never would I have expected to find this… and I documented all of it #mystery #fyp #nyc #secret #foryou #apartment #storytime

♬ Mysterious – Andreas Scherren

In Part 2, we get the reveal of what’s behind the mirror. Because.

There’s a big ol’ hole.

@samanthartsoe

HOW IS THIS IN MY BATHROOM WALL #mystery #nyc #apartment #secret #storytime #fyp

♬ Mysterious – Andreas Scherren

Part 3 was her going into the hole (it was an ordeal) with her friends there bearing witness.

Oh, and she had a hammer. Good thinking.

@samanthartsoe

TRULY a new meaning to a “hole in the wall” #mystery #nyc #apartment #secret #storytime #fyp #foryou

♬ Oh No – Kreepa

She finds like, a whole apartment that’s not being rented and doesn’t have heat.

What it does have are signs that people have been inside of it, maybe hanging out, and a door to the street that’s unlocked.

@samanthartsoe

crawled through a wall for this mystery so enjoy the finale ??‍♀️ #mystery #nyc #apartment #secret #storytime #storytime #fyp #foryou

♬ Mysterious – Andreas Scherren

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE WENT IN THERE Y’ALL.

Definitely do not try that at home, because anyone could have been in there.

ANYONE.

She’s probably too young to have seen Candyman, because anyone who is old enough to have seen it would have just made a brick wall in that hole and called a couple of priests. Just saying.

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