Teachers Reveal 12+ Disturbing Items They Have Confiscated from Students

Teaching doesn’t come without its fair share of unpleasant duties, but these 15 teachers have some true horror stories when it comes to things they’ve lifted off their kids.

And there’s no doubt in my mind that they hesitate giving some of these things back at the end of the day.

#15. They could be charged

“You don’t wanna know how often I explained to middle schoolers that having “nudes” of each other on their phones and passing them around constituted child pornography and that they could be charged.”

#14. Poor little thing

“A cat. One of my students bought his cat to school zipped up in his sports bag. Poor little thing.”

#13. Like balloons

“Had to take about a dozen condoms from a 3rd grader once. He was getting them from the older kids after school and playing with them. He had no idea how to use them, but he sure liked blowing them up like balloons.”

#12. She insisted

“Human finger

She insisted she’d found it by the ravine and just thought it was cool so kept it until she’d decided what to do with it.

But… that means she’d either found a lone finger, or she was leaving out a part of this story.”

#11. Wish I had a camera

“One of my favorite stories. Ahhhh. So a girl was getting searched for drugs. I was the witness. My male VP was going through her purse taking things out. She had a dildo. Except at first he didn’t realize. He’s holding it, opening the back of it and looking into the battery compartment, when suddenly he realizes what he is holding. Wish I had a camera.”

#10. Everyone that had been poked

“Back in high school this girl brought a needle to school and was walking around the halls poking people with it. It was confiscated, obviously, they were able to determine that it had not been used by her to inject herself, or anyone else, with anything. They did have to go around and find everyone that had been poked though to make sure no one had any diseases.”

#9. Fun times

“A drawing of me, laying on my back on the floor, with knives sticking out of my chest / stomach. Him standing over me with a couple classmates with smiles on their faces. Very clearly my classroom. That, paired with the “Kill Mrs. ___ Club” oath he’d written about killing me and “having no mercy”.

Fun times.”

#8. It wasn’t intentional

“One of my students turned in an assignment on a flash drive with a bunch of BDSM porn on it.

No, it wasn’t intentional.”

#7. Pure evil

“Student had brought a puzzle to school, but the pieces didn’t match. Turned out it was a single piece from all the puzzles WE kept at school, making every single one of them unsolvable.”

#6. Packed by accident

“Kindergarten teacher. Found a needle in a boys lunchbox. Turns out it was a used heroin needle that parents packed by accident. The boy now lives with his grandparents.

The mother came in after losing custody and screamed at me for ruining her life and stealing her child. I calmly called school security and she was escorted off campus.

Very bright boy is now in 2nd grade and his grandparents are an absolute delight. He is now in very loving hands.”

#5. A teacher heard the screams

“I remember when I was in middle school, a fellow 8th graders dad was a tattoo artist. Somehow this kid had managed to bring his dads tattoo equipment to school and it was confiscated when he tried to tattoo another kid whilst his friends held this kid down. Petty sure it was going to be a forced tattoo but a teacher was walking by and heard the screams and stopped it.”

#4. That’s one way to protest

“My mom was a teacher and she had to take a lighter away from a student after he lit his test on fire.”

#3. Not much we could do

“I was with a VP as we searched a girls bag and we found a burner phone, $3000 cash, and her black book of clients. She was 18 so not much we could do but man it made shit real when you consider she had a book with about 20 men’s names in it and what they liked.

Second weirdest was the kid who brought 3 fish he had caught that morning. He just wanted to kill them. Like didn’t catch them for food, but just to kill them.”

#2. Generally unfazed

“When I was in high school one of the percussionists in the lowest level band class was suspended for a couple days after a dead squirrel was confiscated from his book bag. He evidently was planning on putting it in the band teacher’s desk. My band teacher thought it was funny but was otherwise generally unfazed by the news.”

#1. A bit creeped out

“A student came running to me during a break once, and wanted to drag me to a class to show me something. I went along and once there, he directed me to a student’s desk. There was an open notebook lying on the desk, detailing my full name, birth date, address, license plate, and other insane stuff. We immediately took her to the office after she returned, police was called, they confiscated her phone.

She had a entire album titled “teachers” or “professors” (don’t remember), and quite literally every single teacher she had had was in there. I was in 4 pictures, some of which she took secretly in class. The others were old ass pics from my old Facebook.

was a bit creeped out to be honest.”

Keep an eye on your kids, people. You never know what’s in their pockets.

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October 10, 2018

Millennials Look Back on 15 Things They Miss from the ’90s

It’s almost impossible not to look back on the years you grew up as anything other than wonderful, and millennials who grew up in the 90s are going through that right now. If you’re one of them (or just love the 90s) then these 13+ people’s memories are probably going to spark more than a few of your own.

#15. When you got home

“I miss being safe from bullies when you got home. Like when I was in school I would get shit from someone, but once I got home that stopped. With the way we are all connected now through the internet and social media, I probably wouldn’t have escaped it like I used to be able to. I feel bad for kids that are bullied in school nowadays because they can’t escape the bullying by going home if they have any sort of presence on the internet.”

#14. The news wasn’t 24/7

“Stop watching the news. I stopped a couple of years ago and I’m happier. Most of it is irrelevant anyway. Think about it this way. What have you learned from the news in the past year that has directly affected your life? Of those things, what’s the likelyhood of you finding out about it through other means. If the answer is high, just stop watching.”

#13. I didn’t appreciate it enough

“I spent the 90s on college and grad school, mostly. I miss having a life where my job was just to think, learn and mature. I didn’t appreciate it enough.”

#12. Instant win

“Instant win contests.

You could buy a bottle of Coke, win another bottle of Coke and immediately turn around to get another one for free.

Now you have to go online, enter some code somewhere and it sucks.”

#11. Like I was at an Irish funeral

“When I would be sitting in my living room apartment and looking at my CD shelf and seeing my Pink Floyd Pulse disk blinking that beautiful red blink. I always wondered when the exact time and date it stopped was because I would have popped that disc in and proceed to drink like I was at an Irish funeral.”

#10. All you had to do

“All you had to do was just go outside. We always found something to do and had a blast. My kids never go outside unless they have a specific activity planned ahead.”

#9. Basic necessities

“Honestly, I miss life before the internet and cell phones/texting became basic necessities.”

#8. The highest virtue

“Vintage clothes were the epitome of cool. It’s still weird to me that now it’s cool to wear expensive clothes, much less ones with obvious labels.

Also related, the idea of “not selling out” as the highest virtue. The idea that the coolest people of the 2010s are influencers with sponsored posts couldn’t be more anti-90s.”

#7. Improvised WWF

“Improvised WWF (it was still the WWF back then) matches on my trampoline with buddies.

Also NOT having the internet for every little thing made stuff like Pokemon game glitches the stuff of legend.”

#6. Having all my hair

“The music. The sense the world was improving. Having all my hair.”

#5. A bit carried away

“Climbing trees, making dens in the woods, knocking on your friends door on a Saturday morning without phoning first, ‘are you playing out?’ Summer holidays spent in the half sunny alleys and fields behind the cul de sac. Asking my dad to record my tv shows onto vcr and him always getting the audio wrong from not turning the volume up on the cable box. Those little blue chocolate wafers my Nan had and the way she made toast. My parents watching Inspector Morse after I went to bed and how the radio was always on in the kitchen. The plum tree outside my bedroom window when it blossomed. School mornings getting colder and how my Mum got the car warmed up in the winter before we left. Our dog. My home. My self when I was young and the world was still magical.

Sorry I got a bit carried away.”

#4. Most of all

“8bit graphics, rainbow windbreakers, roller rinks still being cool, AOL, Nickelodeon. But most of all, just being a carefree kid.”

#3. A sense of innocence

“Amazing music, comfy clothes, cheap gasoline and a sense of innocence and optimism about the future.

Also being around my high school classmates seven hours a day, five days a week September through June could be a mixed blessing then, but I sure miss them now.”

#2. The good stuff

90s cartoons!

#1. Some sort of game

“Starting high school in 1990. Good music. Rap rock and even pop. Getting outside. Calling people on an actual house phone to set up the weekend. Meeting girls by actually meeting and talking to them in person. You actually had to have some sort of game to even get a number. We worked hard and played hard. People weren’t so sensitive.”

Let me know when they invent a time machine, okay?!

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October 10, 2018

Theme Park Employees Reveal 12+ Trade Secrets That Will Surprise You

There are some things about theme parks that it’s probably best not to think about. For example, I don’t really want to know how often (if ever) they clean those rides. That said, these 15 secrets are pretty interesting.

Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

#15. Stopping the ride

“Former six flags employee, my park is the safest in the country because we call the rides down for rain, for vomit, for lost items (they could be obstructing the track). So if a ride is down, it’s probably not for a mechanical reason. We even pulled an emergency stop while I was being trained on one rollercoaster because a military official lost his military ID and was threatening my boss if we didn’t go get it for him. If people knew how small that issue was they’d be furious that we stopped the ride.”

#14. Sorry

“The claw machines are loosened so that they will never be able to grab that iPhone or xbox for you to win. Sorry.”

#13. Dried vomit particles

“Vomit (with no visible blood) is either cleaned up with a sawdust like material to soak up the liquid and then swept into a dustbin or hosed off with a garden hose.

The coaster seat or table is USUALLY not sanitized or anything. So, you are sitting in dried vomit particles.”

#12. You should have seen people’s faces

“2nd edit I posted am AMA with stories from this post and some others I remembered of the top of my head: https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/9mfury/exdollywood_employee_here_are_my_stores_and_ama/

I worked at Dollywood when I was 18. Most ride operators are minimally trained, I even accidentally pressed the harness release, panicked and started the roller coaster….shoulda seen people’s faces as the train started rolling and harnesses popped open. Also, the software running the ride was Windows 95, this was 2006/7 on a ride built in 2004.

Edit I’ll add another secondary story about that coaster. This was the Tennessee Tornado, which had harnesses shaped like a U that went down over you head and across your chest into your lap. One day we had a rather large man, probably nearing the 450-500lb+ area, wearing a bright orange shirt. He somehow manages to actually get into the seat in the very front of the train, and as we’re checking harnesses this mans goes down exactly 1 click. Everybody knows that ratcheting sound from amusement ride restraints, dozens of clicks on the way down, this man’s went 1….it wasn’t even across his chest, it was a few degrees short of being perfectly horizontal across his body. The only thing keeping this man from dying was 1 click of a ratchet. I’ve ridden this coaster by myself in the morning for pre-operation check, g-force essentially holds you in the seat by itself, my 160lb, 18yr old body would never leave the seat during any of the loops. I don’t know if gravity would have held this man in the seat had that 1 click failed, I just remember the 3 of us “dock” workers standing at the rear of the deck watching this flowing orange 6XL t-shirt look like a pumpkin strapped to a missile go around 3 quivering loops before coming back safely to the station.”

#11. Shady shit

“Most theme parks avoid paying overtime because they are considered seasonal. Therefore they understaff and get employees to work ~60 hours. Usually at less than stellar payrates.

That’s completely legal though.

As far as shady shit, the instances are few and far between because parks a cash cows and no one wants to fuck that up.

At the waterpark I worked at, the pools had their Ph levels checked constantly. Two peoples job was to wall around all day and continuously check the levels.

The food is shit at these places, but that is not a dirtly little secret.”

#10. Easier to win

“The park I worked at the games were easier to win earlier in the day so that people would carry around the giant prizes and entice other people to play.”

#9. Magic water

“My friend in high school used to work at Hershey Park and one day we went together. When we ordered lunch I was just planning on asking for a cup of water with my meal so I didn’t have to pay an extra $5. My friend told me to ask the cashier for a cup of “magic” water instead of just a cup of water. I trusted this friend so I did what she said. When I received my cup of “magic” water, I took a sip and to my surprise it was sprite! So I got a free cup of sprite with my meal that day.”

#8. Impossible

“Worked a churro cart next to a large pond in the park. At night it was impossible to keep the bugs out of the cinnamon and sugar bin.”

#7. Stupid teens

“A lot of scary, dangerous rides are operated by stupid teens.

Source: was a stupid 16 year old, learned to operate rides at 6 Flags.”

#6. They weren’t lying

“My place use to say that any change/cash lost on a ride was donated to charity. If they meant the charity of their employees’ pockets, then they weren’t lying. Quarters were the good ones to find, since it was rarely bills.”

#5. Coming off brown

“Don’t EVER go in the ball pits. Little kids track all sorts of food and grime into the pit and regularly pee in there since they confuse it for a pool.

The balls are only cleaned once a week, and even then they are just put in a net bag and hosed off. You just keep spraying until the water stops coming off brown. They are then air dried and not sanitized in any way.”

#4. Lose every race

“I could individually control the speed of your go kart, so if you were a dick to me you were going to lose every race you were in.”

#3. A month-old port a potty

“About 8 years ago, I managed a whitewater rafting ride (the big donut tubes that can sit 6 people) as a side job while in college. One day, the water filter broke down. The managers kept the ride running for over 2 weeks anyway. The water smelled so bad and turned dark green/brown. The inside of the rafts smelled like a month old porta-potty. We were instructed to tell guests the water filter was broken but the water was clean, which I’m pretty sure was a lie. Thankfully, being a shift leader, I didn’t need to go anywhere near the water, but I felt bad for my employees and the guests who rode despite looking obviously disgusted by the smell.”

#2. Protein spill

“My aunt and uncle work for Disneyworld. Apparently when someone pukes on a ride it’s called in as a “protein spill”.”

#1. We made a killing

“We used to crank up the amount of salt in the fries and then build a soda stall next to it. Next we’d remove some of the paths to trap guests in the salty fries / expensive soda area. We made a killing.”

I hope your next visit goes exactly as expected!

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October 10, 2018

10+ Times Pets Were Real Jerks

You can love your pet but still admit that they’re complete a**holes. For every time my cat snuggles with me, there are just as many times when she scratches, hisses, and gives me the ol’ cold shoulder.

A truth these 12 people definitely have to embrace, along with their adorable pets!

#12. At least there was no vet bill?

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#11. I mean a picture is worth a thousand words.

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#10. He might be a jerk, but he’s no dummy.

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#9. Mine.

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#8. It’s basically like having a toddler.

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#7. Where is he getting the q-tips, though?

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#6. You people aren’t going anywhere!

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#5. He appears unconcerned.

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#4. This is what’s wrong with cat people.

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#3. Maybe they have an understanding?

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#2. This is terrifying.

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#1. Scone theft is among the hardest to forgive.

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Aww. Somehow, this makes me want to adopt more pets? Off I go!

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October 10, 2018

Drop Everything Right Now Because You Can Buy Your Cat a Halloween Costume

If you are allergic to cuteness, I wouldn’t scroll any further…because you guys – Amazon is selling Halloween costumes for cats.

Let’s leave aside the obvious fact that obviously the majority of cats in this world have no interest in dressing up in costume (unless it involves getting a can of tuna), and focus on the fact that we are bigger and stronger and, if we’re willing to go against a few snarls and claws, we can create cuteness for the ages.

Here are 7 of my favorites, complete with pictures.

#7. Piece of Pizza

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Do you and your cat share a love of the pizza pie? This costume can only bring you closer together!

#6. UniKitty

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Your cat is one of a kind, and also unicorns. How can you go wrong?

#5. Cat, M.D.

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This is just ridiculous and it makes me love it all the more.

#4. BatCat

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It’s simple, but if you’ve got a black cat, I don’t know how you could go wrong.

#3. Lion Mane

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Because every cat has the soul of a lion.

#2. Sheriff Kitty

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If your cat seems like he would like to swagger through town with a gun on each furry hip, well, now he can. I wouldn’t advise giving him real guns, though.

#1. A pumpkin for your pumpkin.

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You can never go wrong with a classic.

We know it’s exciting, but try to contain yourself in your rush to buy a costume. Or a cat. Or both.

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October 10, 2018

Stick These 7 Cool Facts in Your Thinking Cap

This collection of delightful facts will absolutely wow you.

What are you waiting for?!? Keep reading!

1. I want Samson!

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2. Do you fit the bill?

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3. Whatever works

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4. We could all use some of these

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5. Do the worm

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6. Don’t show your cards, fellas

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7. Now that is a fascinating fact!

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Now go on and use these facts to impress some folks!

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October 10, 2018

These 7 Facts Will Make You Ponder Life Itself

Here are a handful of facts to make you think a little bit about life and the world around you.

That’s what we’re here for!

1. This man is a national treasure

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2. Unattractive?

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3. Where are you in the order?

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4. Wish this happened…

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5. It’s all the same

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6. A real jokester

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7. That’s not a good trait

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Well, are you pondering, or what?

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October 10, 2018

This Bridezilla’s List of Rules and Regulations Redefines Crazy

You might think that bridezillas only exist in the movies, but sure enough they walk among us each day. Their special day only comes once (hopefully), and they’re gonna make the best of it…even if it means destroying everything and everyone in their path.

Reddit user laika_cat posted this email she received from a wedding coordinator. While a typical bridezilla may have slide presentations for her bridesmaids and endless to-do lists, this list reaches a new level of insanity.

For starters, it details “rules and regulations” for the wedding day. Who has rules and regulations for their wedding day?

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The list starts innocently enough: “Please arrive 15-30 minutes early.”

Then the all-caps start to kick in: “Please DO NOT wear white, cream or ivory.” Okay, fair enough.

“Please do not wear anything other than a basic bob or ponytail.” So, no mullet then. Bummer.

Then, “DO NOT TALK TO THE BRIDE AT ALL.” Why are we yelling? Why would you host a social event if you don’t want anyone to talk to you?

And, for the icing on the proverbial wedding cake: “Lastly must come with gift 75$ or more or you want be admitted in.”

Naturally, Redditors had a lot to say.

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Planning a wedding is stressful. It’s a huge, emotional event. Going a bit bridezilla is understandable.

But demanding expensive gifts from your guests, who may be spending hundreds to get to your wedding in the first place? That’s not so understandable. After all, a wedding is supposed to be a celebration filled with love and friendship. It’s not a spreadsheet, and your guests don’t “owe” you anything.

If you’re a bride-to-be, take a deep breath and remember to enjoy your big day. And if you’re a friend or relative of a bridezilla, keep in mind that it could always be worse.

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October 10, 2018

12+ Wrong Number Texts That Couldn’t Have Turned Out Better

We’ve all had encounters with wrong numbers at least once. Whether it was a phone call or a text message, they’re nearly impossible to avoid. Most of them turn out to be pretty unremarkable, but a special few end up changing both people’s lives forever.

Here are 15 times people accidentally reached the wrong person at the right time:

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Sometimes a kind word from a stranger is exactly what you need.

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October 10, 2018

9 Stories of Epic Revenge That’ll Ease Your Broken Heart

People have different ways of dealing with a break up. You may be the type who turns to pints of ice cream and sappy rom-coms to ease your pain. Or…you might take a bit more drastic measures.

These jilted lovers went to dramatic lengths to get revenge on their exes. Here are their stories for your vicarious enjoyment:

9. Her ex threatened to leave her if she lost weight. Instead of giving in to his insecurities, she lost weight (including him).

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8. This man was ordered to give his wife half of everything. He did.

7. This Redditor’s best friend helped him get revenge on the woman who broke his heart. The story ends with a twist…

Back in early 1997, I was in college and dating a girl (A). Like most relationships in one’s teens & 20s, it didn’t last. Ultimately, I found out she was still “seeing” her ex back in her hometown when she went home on weekends. As this was within a week before my birthday, it was all the more bitter of a hurdle to get over.

As a result, one of my best friends at the time (T) told me he wanted to give me a great birthday present to cheer me up…. Some revenge. He said, “(C),I need you to get me the color, make, & model of (A)’s car, plus her license plate number”.

“What do you need that for? And how’s that going to be a birthday present for me?” I asked.

“Don’t worry about it. Call me when you have the info,” (T) said.

I already knew the color, make, & model of her car. However, I had to go on a recon mission up to the dorms that night, find her car, and write down her license plate number. I still remember the rush I got when I found it in the dark. I wondered what the hell (T) was going to do with this info? My only clue or insight was that (T) was a paramedic at the time. But still, how would this info be useful for him?

I got home and called him…

“Okay, (T), I got the info you need. (A)’s car is a silver [make/model/plate – redacted].” Oddly enough, I still remember that plate number after nearly 16 years. I continued, “So, are you going to tell me how this info is going to be a great birthday present of revenge?”

I could almost hear his devious grin as he told me, “You see, as a paramedic, when we go out on calls in the ambulance – all full lights & sirens, occasionally there’ll be some douche who refuses to pull over or get out of our way. When that happens, we jot down their vehicle info and turn that into the Washington State Patrol. They, in turn, issue that person a $300 ticket for failure to yield to an emergency vehicle… which supposedly in incontestable in court (or at least very difficult).

I have often wondered how that ticket worked out for her….

[Update] Long story, short… (T) is now serving 16 years at Lompoc Federal Prison. He and another guy got busted in 2009 for robbing 16 banks between Seattle & Portland.

6. If your ex likes to read, here’s the ultimate plan for revenge.

I was going about my normal day, browsing reddit for a while, when my hand brushes against something that isn’t mine. One of those sappy Nicholas Sparks books that my ex was so fond of that she kept trying to get me to read. I recalled that I had finally given in and decided to try one. It was awful, and I had forgotten to return it to her. This girl had been trying to make my life hell for a while, so I hatched a devious plan. I tore out the final page of the book, and then returned it to her. I have no idea if she even read the book after i gave it back, as she had mentioned it was one of the ones she hadn’t read yet, but the thought of her getting to the end of the book and realizing that the last page is gone makes me shiver with petty delight.

5. This Redditor’s brother got his revenge by being helpful.

My brother recently went through a divorce. His now ex-wife has been in a downward spiral for the last year and has burned so many bridges she is down to sleeping on a friend from her work’s couch because none of her other family or friends will take her in and she is so bad with money she would rather go out partying than pay her bills.

The divorce came about because she cheated on my brother with a guy half her age (she is 40) who is a convicted felon. Her boyfriend violated his parole and is now sitting in jail awaiting a hearing to see if he is going back to jail. She actually had the balls to ask my brother to pay for his bail so he could get out. When my brother declined she went into a rage and demanded access to her stuff (she has about 30 boxes and a bunch of furniture in storage in his garage. He was fine with letting her keep it there until she got a place she could put it). He told her he would take care of that.

The next day he loaded it all up and delivered it to her friend’s house (where she is staying) while she was at work. At first the friend was cool with him bringing her stuff over, until she realized how much stuff it was. Now her entire apartment is packed with boxes and furniture and it looks like a storage unit.

When his ex got home from work she called my brother and screamed at him that she wanted a key to his place so she could come get what she needed whenever she wanted, not this. He told her that she didn’t specify that and that he wouldn’t ever give her a key to the place, but she didn’t need to worry. She now had everything handy right there.

4. In a pricey but admirably ambitious revenge plan, this man bought a house next door to his ex-wife so he could erect a bronze sculpture in her honor.

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3. This man vented about his ex on C-SPAN, of all places.

2. This woman reported her ex to authorities.

I was in a relationship with this guy for 2 years, we were happy, I had introduced him to all my family including my son. Then I found out that I was one of 2 women he was in a relationship with. I found this out by the first woman contacting me and then the whole story came to light. Well once I found this out I decided I needed my revenge.

I knew that this guy was driving without insurance or tax on his car, so I decided to make an anonymous tip off to crime stoppers (British service to dob in people who commit crime). I didn’t think much of it until I got a call from the other woman who asked me if I knew why his car was clamped outside her house. I said I did not know. It just so happens that on that morning he had stayed over night at her house and when she left for work she took his mobile phone, the house phone and her keyboard with her so she could peruse his phone at her leisure at work, without him being able to tell people he didn’t have his phone etc. Obviously because she still didn’t trust him. Well it turns out that the police decided to clamp his car that day and with him unable to get in touch with anyone he had around a 3 hour walk to his mums house so he could sort his car out. Oh and by the way that morning the woman found out there was a third woman involved with him when she took his phone that day so justice served

1. And this woman decided to stand up to her abusive ex, and help another of his exes in the process.

Mine was, I dated an extremely abusive guy right after my divorce. Found out his divorce wasn’t finalized and he went into her house and emptied it so she came home to an empty house. He had a $1M car collection he also hid. He trusted me by telling me where all the stuff was hidden. He had to go to court because the judge ordered him to produce all the belongings. He denied knowing where they were. After I had enough of his abuse (nine months), I went into his work and got her phone number off his computer and called her. She invited me over and I told her where everything was. A week later, she got her attorney to tell the judge so he obviously granted her possession of everything. I watched from two blocks away all the furniture, cars, etc get hauled off by her. He had to serve six months in prison because he was found in contempt of court’s orders. His business also went under. It was exhausting for me to do all of this, but totally worth it.

Edit to add: I JUST divorced for two months when I met him. He was the polar opposite if my ex so I thought things would be OK. I was 27 and he was 54. The first three months were bliss. Wining, dining, going places and meeting friends. All the sudden, Mr. Hyde showed up and I found out he was going through his FOURTH divorce. Then the abuse started. Calling me fat, telling me I dressed like a whore, had to always pick out what I wore, hated everything I did and when I follows his suggestions, it still wasn’t good enough. Nothing I did was ever good enough. Then the physical abuse started. Grabbing me and shoving me, taking my arm and twisting it until it hurt. He was sadistic. I was like a science experiment to him. He talked about all his exes all the time. He delighted in fucking with them (stalking, intimidating). The few times we saw her out, she had the look of concern on her face when she looked at me. I finally had enough if his shit. I was 27/28 and in the best shape of my life and this old mother fucker was ruining me. That’s when I decided to be proactive and make it count. I told myself I wasn’t going to be another woman he succeeded in fucking over, so I teamed up with his last ex and we nailed his ass to the wall.

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