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Step Right up and Enjoy These Funny Tweets!

If I had to use my brain and give the tweets you’re about to see grades, I think I’d give all of them…an A+!

No doubt about it! These are all funny tweets of the funniest variety and they pass the test.

As you can see, we’re going to run wild with this “school” theme because, hey, why not, right?

So let me be your teacher, sit down in your desks, and pay close attention to these tweets, because you will be tested on them later.

Let’s go! And remember, no cheating!

1. Those really were the days.

I miss them!

2. Let’s take a step back here.

I feel like you might be acting out.

3. Oh, Dad, you’re at it again.

You know they all do this for some reason.

4. We need to get to the bottom of that.

And we should probably do it NOW.

5. This seems about right.

Hey, worry about that stuff later!

6. That’s the good stuff!

You know you love it!

7. Oh, stop being so dramatic!

What’s wrong with you!

8. This song will never get old.

And you can take that to the bank!

9. This is TRUTH.

Just don’t do it, okay? No matter what they say…

10. This is all I’m asking.

So let’s just roll with it.

11. She’s very proud of you!

Just go with it! Don’t tell her any differently.

12. Yes, yes I do…

And I bet you do, too…

Those tweets all get an A+ in my book.

How about you?

Have you seen some hilarious tweets lately that made you LOL?

If so, please share the good stuff with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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Wonderful Tweets to Bring a Huge Smile to Your Face

Hey there, friend. I noticed that you haven’t been smiling too much lately, have you?

What’s up with that?!?!

I know times are tough, but we all have to remember to look at the bright side of things, to give ourselves a break once in a while, and to remember to SMILE.

It’s good for you…trust me on this one…

Have a few laughs on us today and let’s see those pearly whites!

1. It’s time for a serious talk.

I had the same conversation yesterday with a dog.

2. That’s the kind of GRIND I’m into.

Hey, what’s not to like?

3. Go get it done!

Might be the most important errand of all.

4. This will boost your productivity in a major way.

Just trust us on this one.

5. I love this idea.

I think I’m gonna do it, too.

6. Seriously, give me the good stuff.

Keep all that garbage to yourselves.

7. A good way to pass the time.

And it causes all kinds of drama!

8. After that, things get real.

And they get real REALLY FAST.

9. I wonder what the reason could be.

It’s a total mystery.

10. Take note of this.

It works every time.

11. In need of a serious tune-up.

Time to bring it into the shop.

12. I said I love you!

Even though we’ve only known each other for two days…

How about you?

Have you seen some funny stuff online lately that really made you laugh?

Well, if so, please share it with us in the comments! Thanks a lot!

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Are You Having a Bad Day? Let Change That Now With Some Funny Tweets!

We all have bad days from time to time…

And the hard part is overcoming those rough times and getting your head straight again.

There are a lot of different ways to accomplish that, but one of the best ways I’ve found to do it is with laughter! And what better way to get some solid laughs than to enjoy hilarious tweets!

I knew you’d be on board with this!

So what do you say we enjoy some funny tweets together so we can all have a better day? Let’s get to it!

1. A different ballgame.

But you’ll get the hang of it…

2. Just like a pyramid scheme.

It’s true!

3. You can’t deny that.

Hey, at least you’re being honest.

4. Let’s go get it!

Which one is your favorite?

5. This is totally hilarious.

He thought it was named after him!

6. The purest of all loves.

No doubt about that!

7. You had to start a new life after this.

You really had no choice.

8. Listen, I have something to tell you…

And you might not like the sound of this…

9. Twitter is where it’s at!

Let’s keep the misery going!

10. I think it’s probably a little bit of both.

Just being honest…

11. Wasn’t ready for that one…

Now, how should I approach this…?

12. Tell everyone about it!

And be sure to call an ambulance.

13. Wow, that was rude.

I think you just lost a friend.

I’m not having a bad day anymore!

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, share some funny tweets that you think will make us laugh.

Thanks a lot!

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Hysterical Tweets to Turn That Huge Frown Upside Down

Do you ever have bad days where you just can’t seem to get that nasty scowl off of your mug?

Hey, I have those days, too, sometimes!

So how can we deal with it…? That’s the big question…

I know! How about we enjoy some hilarious tweets that have been scientifically proven to make folks all over the globe smile in a huge way?!?!

Hey, it works every single time! So let’s take a look right this instant!

1. I do remember those days.

Time sure flies, huh?

2. Iced coffee is LIFE!

You can never have enough.

3. Don’t ever look to me. For anything.

Are we clear now?

4. This is very accurate.

How many times have you been through this?

5. This is a hot take.

And we’re here for it!

6. That’s actually how their brain works…

Give it a shot sometime.

7. One of the hardest stages of life.

We wish you luck!

8. You’re on the right track!

Keep it up!

9. A real struggle going on here.

Which side will win out?

10. Number one on this list is excellent.

Is there a better feeling?

11. I need to work on this…

Can anyone out there offer any pointers?

12. Yeah, we’re not ready for that yet…

But we’ll get there eventually.

Look at that, I’m smiling!

How about you? Do you have a big grin plastered on your face right now?

What are some really funny things you’ve seen on social media lately that made you laugh?

Share all the good stuff with us in the comments! Thanks!

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Take a Break From Life and Enjoy These Hilarious Tweets

Keep this in mind: we all need to take breaks and relax once in a while so we can refresh our brains and be productive human beings!

And one of the best ways to do this is with hilarious tweets.

And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do today, because we have a solid collection in store for you today. What else could you really ask for?

So let’s quit wasting time and get to the funny business, okay? Let’s do this!

1. This is 100% on point.

But hey, what’s wrong with that?

2. I agree with you.

The ones that are wheel-shaped just aren’t doing it for me.

3. Why do we all do this all the time?

It’s one of life’s great mysteries…

4. This needs to be exposed!

Times are changing…and not for the better.

5. You’re not touching this thing.

Never touch another person’s charger.

6. Stop looking at me!

This is obviously none of your business.

7. Just stop doing things!

Weekends are for doing NOTHING.

8. Easier said than done.

It sounds good on paper, though.

9. Time to reevaluate life.

We all hit rock bottom sometimes.

10. Doing a lot of talking to myself these days.

Hey, I’m not alone!

11. Yeah, here’s the reason.

Nothing else to it, really…

12. Don’t even look at my child!

Wait, that’s not a human…

13. Let’s face the facts.

It’s your FACE that’s the problem.

You had your break…and now it’s time to get back to work.

But first, share some funny stuff with us in the comments, won’t you?

We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc!

Please and thank you!

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Let’s Have a Great Day With Some Hilarious Tweets!

We have a choice when we wake up every day.

It can be a sh*tty day, filled with dread and bad news, or you can choose to do your best, maintain a positive attitude, and enjoy yourself!

And that’s what we’re going to do today with some hilarious tweets!

And yes, I am your new Life Coach…and I will collect my payment at the end of the month, are we clear?

But we can deal with the business side of things later. For now, let’s have a great day with these funny tweets!

1. Mom, we need to talk about how this stuff works.

You’re doing it all wrong!

2. Yeah, that really seems to add up, doesn’t it?

I just topped $100,000 in my life.

3. The rest of the day doesn’t go very well.

You’re gonna have to work on that.

4. That’s usually how it works.

Just keeping saying Thank You. Over and over again.

5. This is definitely how it works.

I’m going to Burger King, do you want anything?

6. Yeah, that’s pretty much life.

It’s fun, isn’t it?

7. We’re all on dark mode.

But hopefully we can change that pretty soon.

8. That’s when the real stuff comes out.

Let’s have a talk…

9. What’s wrong with my face?

This seems to keep happening for some reason…

10. A time to clean.

We all do this…

11. Let’s look it over again.

Okay, that one definitely needs to go.

12. That’s a catchy name.

Has a nice ring to it.

Well, those really hit the spot, didn’t they?

You bet they did! And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that you really enjoyed. Thanks a lot!

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Tweets That Will Put a Big Smile on Your Face

If you’re in the mood for some lighthearted tweets that will make your day a little bit better, look literally no further because we’ve got them. Right here.

Exciting, right? All the magic of Twitter right on your very phone?! It’s never been done before! But that’s the kind of innovation that we’re committed to here, so you’re welcome.

Enjoy these ten random tweets that will put a smile on your face.

10. What?

It works even better if you make sure to get a really awkwardly laid out house.

9. Upstairs, downstairs

Once you cross that threshold your mind just gets erased, there’s nothing we can about it.

8. Dark jokes

“Eventually they’ll realize how long they’ve been talking.” – me, an idiot, every time

7. Notice of absence

I could use this as a sign on every door.

6. Nobody likes a snitch

What, is that guac comin’ outta your paycheck or something?

5. Let me be clear

Tag yourself, I’m all the boats.

4. Acronym acceptance

If you could find your way clear to lmfao that would be even better.

3. Butter living

“This is gonna spread real nice on all my garbage.”

2. The power twins

They’ve been some sort of oracles all along, and we just couldn’t see it.

1. Work it

The greatest and most consistent lie ever told.

Gotta love a tweet that can pack that much funny into such a small package. How do they even do it? We can’t know, there’s just no way to know.

Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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10 Tweets About Work That are Right on the Money

Many of us have seen changes to our work situations lately.

More and more folks are doing their jobs from home, which is kinda nice as long as you’ve got a little space to dedicate to that sort of thing. Not super fun to be creating makeshift desks with your kids running circles around you and throwing play dough at each other or whatever it is that kids do.

Not that all the problems would go away if you were back in the traditional office, of course. No matter what form work takes, there’s always something to contend with.

It’s a strange thing, the world of employment – and nobody expresses that strangeness better than the people of Twitter.

10. Work it

There’s something very special and very weird at play here.

9. Going up

Best of luck, bro.

8. Give me a break

I don’t run so good as I used to.

7. Good morning

Can we not right now? Or like, ever?

6. Slap suits

Sir I would PAY you for this privilege.

5. Speedy delivery!

If I wait too long, maybe everyone will hate me.

4. Work it

My forehead? That’s hot.

3. On the flip side

The grass is always greener.

2. The silent treatment

You just stare blankly until you find yourself in bed wondering what just happened.

1. The nod

Being an employee isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.

Tweets that good almost make the rat race seem worthwhile. Especially that last one. I’d work with that duck for FREE.

What’s your work experience like?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Enjoyable Tweets to Pleasantly Waste Your Time

I’ve spent a lot of time on Twitter today. Also I did that yesterday. And the day before that. Look, it’s been a weird year, let’s just say I’ve had more time than usual on my plate and that site has a way of sucking you in. Don’t judge me. There are so many tweets!

What keeps me coming back for more of course are the funny ones, some of which I’d like to pass onto you right now, so that you can share in my addiction and I feel a little less weird about it.

10. Personal problems

I may or may not have lied about this a lot.

9. Fully committed

This is a moment of either ardent determination or total despair.

8. I Lourve it

These prompts are getting way, way too specific.

7. Rise up

Who, me? Nah I’m doin’ great. Living the dream.

6. Stick together

If you’re feeling fried, well so am I.

5. Recovery periods

By 50 if you blink wrong you have to go to the hospital.

4. The cow says…

I was really anticipating some sort of Dr. Dolittle situation to arise at some point.

3. Not my type

Where no one will ever, EVER read them…

2. Sweetie pie

Just another lovely little slice of life story.

1. Captain Ravioli

I don’t know why I relate to this so hard but I do.

It’s a pleasant little diversion, Twitter. Just don’t go anywhere near politics while you’re visiting. Your head will explode.

Who are your favorite people to follow for Tweets?

Tell us in the comments.

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Random Tweets to Make You Laugh

Today’s selection of tweets is something special, in that there’s no rhyme or reason to any of them, nor any connective thread other than that they are funny.

And if you need more than that from a tweet, you’re too high-maintenance of a person.

So for everybody else, let’s just laugh.

15. Seeing red

When you’re here, you’re family.

14. Do the math

I need to know what let up to this epic battle.

13. Judge not

How’s come you won’t evaluate me based on what I feel like I probably am?

12. Quick fix

Please hold, your call is very important to us.

11. Spill the beans

It’s all the same ingredients in different combinations.

10. The daily grind

This is very, very alarming.

9. Alienating questions

Boy, this is a fun little throwback to a simpler time, huh?

8. Mythical creatures

Excuse me, how high are you right now?

7. Try, try again

God bless these terrible cultural nostalgia cycles.

6. Mr. Pots

No, they’re right, this required your attention.

5. Everybody gets one

God abandoned us long ago and we absolutely deserved it.

4. Let them eat cake

Well next time maybe you’ll be more specific.

3. Going through a lot

And the idiot next to me is parked over the line.

2. The ultimate revenge

That’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out.

1. The real MVP

And all the haters doubted him.

That’s at least fifteen laughs right there. An infinite value for no dollars down. What a time to be alive.

Who are your favorite funny people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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