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Hilarious Times People Shared Their Favorite (and Most Embarrassing) Photos With Celebs

I guess you can’t always blame celebrities for occasionally being rude to random people out in public who want their photo with them.

It would probably get old, right?

But that’s not gonna keep folks from hounding them for a pic, because, let’s be honest, how often do you really see famous people?

People shared some funny and awkward pics with celebs.

Let’s take a look!

1. Gruesome twosome.

Not bad!

2. Gimme two!

There you go!

3. Not once, but twice.

Nailed it.

4. Keep an eye out.

There she is!

5. From a million years ago.

Do you believe in love?

6. A big flex.

And you got a hug!

7. Pretty cool.

Gettin’ down and dirty.

8. A little blurry.

Can’t recapture that one…

9. You get around!

Always ummmm…

10. My two moms.

I think you’re lying to us.

11. That’s called winning!

Who has the better hair?

Okay, now we want to hear from YOU.

In the comments, share some of your own pics with celebs if you have them.

We can’t wait to see them. Thanks!

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Interesting Examples of People Experiencing Pareidolia

Pareidolia is “the tendency to perceive a specific, often meaningful image in a random or ambiguous visual pattern.”

In other words…you’re seeing things!

But don’t get alarmed, we all do it sometimes. Like when you see faces or animals in clouds, or on buildings, or on cracked sidewalks. Or maybe even in your food or your coffee.

Are you ready to see some really good examples of pareidolia?

Let’s take a look!

1. I feel like I’m being yelled at.

You see it, don’t you?

2. Just like a little kitty.

Well, isn’t that cute?

This blob of hand cream i squeezed on my hand looks like a kitten from mildlyinteresting

3. I saw what you did!

Yes, you’re being judged.

Whilst walking into a kitchen I saw this guy from Pareidolia

4. This is so cool!

I don’t think this will ever happen again. EVER.

Sun’s reflection on my drinking glass creates Bart Simpson’s skull. from mildlyinteresting

5. A ghost rising out of the coffee.

I like this one a lot.

The steam from this coffee looks like a triumphant ghost. from Pareidolia

6. You haven’t lost it…yet.

Yes, I see it, too!

7. Trying to escape its shell.

Where do you think you’re going, friend?

I thought this gourd looked like a snail. from mildlyinteresting

8. This is not a good sign.

You better run for it!

Godzilla Cloud from interestingasfuck

9. A big thumps up from this eggplant!

You’re doing a great job!

Best eggplant ever ?? from pics

10. This one is kinda scary.

Stay away from that tree.

This tree looks like Swamp Thing from mildlyinteresting

11. There’s no doubt about that.

Well, aren’t you a cute little guy?

The piece of paper that is frozen to the back of my fridge looks like a wiener dog. from funny

12. I think there’s a frog on your porch.

Nothing to be alarmed about, I’m just letting you know.

This knot in the wood looks like a Frog from mildlyinteresting

Now I’m gonna be seeing things everywhere…

How about you?

Does this happen to you sometimes?

If so, tell us your stories in the comments. And please share some photos with us if you have them.

Thanks a lot!

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Tweets People Who Work in Restaurants Will Understand

Restaurant jobs sure are hard. And tough.

Having worked them a bunch is sort of a badge of honor – it’s like the military service of the job market.

And who better to complain about that sort of thing in a funny way than the people of Twitter, who are serving up a steaming hot entree of sass with a side of “tip me 20%+ or go home, you cheap jerks.”

Let’s get to the tweets.

10. Boxed in

I worked at a pizza chain once and I got so good at folding the boxes I might have been some sort of world record holder.

9. Mr. Otis

It really does break all boundaries.

8. On the line

Look, I didn’t become a cook to cook food.

7. Dead serious

We can all hope for such miracles, and one day they may come.

6. On the mat

“But I heard they use chemicals.”

5. To the extreme

How can a person even have that kind of mental focus and persistence of memory?

4. Open for business

For you? Never. Get in here, ya big lug.

3. Sorry not sorry

I almost never get angry with the representative I’m talking to, I know that if there’s bullsh*t happening it is almost certainly not their fault.

2. Cold storage

In here, no one can hear you sob.

1. By the way

Just a fair warning you should probably order now, or five minutes ago, or just leave.

Here’s to all our heroes out there making it happen. We appreciate ya.

Do you have food service industry experience?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny Tweets About the Trials and Tribulations of Self-Checkout

I go both ways when it comes to self-checkout.

If I’m buying produce, there’s no way in hell that I’m trying to figure out that computer to look up the proper codes…

But if I just have items that can be scanned…I’m struttin’ into the self-checkout lanes with all kinds of confidence and acting like I own the place.

Self-checkout sure is a funny thing, isn’t it…

Let’s take a look at some hilarious tweets about this aspect of our lives that we all deal with. Enjoy!

1. That’s never a good thing.

Now what am I supposed to do?!?!

2. It’s infuriating, isn’t it?

Enough to drive a person crazy.

3. I’m on your side, guys.

Just so we’re clear about everything.

4. Avoid those things at all costs.

It’s never a pleasant experience.

5. It’s a skill, alright.

How good are YOU?

6. What a little angel!

I hope you sneered at him. Or yelled.

7. Just this one thing, please.

That’s not too much to ask for.

8. A little different back then.

Remember the good old days?

9. We’re glad they were able to help!

That’s one of the best things about self-checkout.

10. You are correct, sir.

This guy is smart: listen to him.

11. Are you talking about yourself again?

If so, you nailed it!

12. Vegan soy protein powder?

People must know about this!

How do you feel about self-checkout?

Does it drive you nuts or do you love it because you don’t have to deal with anyone?

Sound off in the comments and tell us what you think. Thanks!

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Hysterical Posts About Self-Checkout

It sure is hard to imagine a world before self-checkout.

A world where we all had to stay in long lines at the store, patiently waiting our turn for the cashier to finally get to us. And then you had to go through the whole process of, “How are you?” “How is your day going?” “Would you like paper or plastic?”

We’re living in a different world now, people! And I’m here for it!

That is, except for when I have produce…because I’m scared to look up the codes on the big, scary computer…

Anyway, enjoy these funny tweets about self-checkout!

1. A little help over here?

Hey, I’m not any happier about this then you are!

2. It sounds like you have a new job.

That’s a good thing…I think…

3. I don’t like where this is headed.

It’s a slippery slope.

4. This one was your fault.

Sorry about that…won’t happen again…

5. Sounds like a blast.

Maybe these things aren’t such a good idea…

6. You’re gonna get busted.

I’m just sayin’…you’re playing with fire.

7. It’s not worth it!

Crime doesn’t pay, people…

8. That’s pretty funny.

Mom never saw it coming, huh?

9. Are you trying to make me nervous?

Because it’s definitely working…

10. And now, representing the United States of America…

Did you win a medal?

11. Yeah, enough of that already.

I’m just trying to buy some groceries here.

12. You are a REBEL.

And we salute you…

Okay, it’s confession time, people…

What’s your worst experience with self-checkout at the store?

Tell us your tales of misery in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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What’s The Best a Person Has Ever Looked on Film? 10 People Weigh In.

Stop what you’re doing because Twitter user @texaninnyc has a very important question about hot people:

What’s the answer? I have no idea. But here are a few confident assertions

10. Robert Pattinson

In the very confusing Tenet.

9. Michael Fassbender

Making very bad look too good in Inglorious Bastards.

8. Audrey Tautou

In the ever-quirky Amelie.

7. Naveen Andrews

I’ve heard that I look (or looked?) a bit like this LOST actor, I’ll take it.

6. Angelina Jolie

Just being her wherever there’s a camera.

5. Catherine Zeta Jones

Cutting it up in The Mask of Zorro.

4. Janelle Monae

Saving the day in Hidden Figures.

3. Freida Pinto

Winning in Slumdog Millionaire.

2. Jessica Alba

In an apparently underrated flick called Idle Hands.

1. Audrey Hepburn

In literally anything she touched.

Are these even real people? It’s hard to tell sometimes.

Who would you submit for this honor?

Tell us in the comments.

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Let’s Settle This: Who’s the Hottest Person to Ever Appear in a Film?

Have you ever been on a film set? I have a few times. You can start to realize WHY movie stars look as good as they do on camera, they’ve got entire teams of people making sure that happens.

Of course, it helps to start off by being really, really, really ridiculously good looking. Like the folks Twitter user @texaninnyc was referring to in this tweet:

So, what does Twitter think? Let’s look at a few of their nominees.

10. Rufus Sewell

A Knight’s Tale.

9. Christopher Reeve

Superman.

8. Sam Elliott

Not sure what movie this still is from, but he’s stylin’.

7. Marlon Brando

A Streetcar Named Desire.

6. Salma Hayek

From Dusk till Dawn.

5. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Star of many Indian films.

4. Nicole Beharie

42.

3. Angela Bassett

In…everything.

2. Kate Beckinsale

Van Helsing.

1. Cybill Shepherd

The Last Picture Show.

Too many great choices…I don’t know who to pick!

Who would you nominate?

Tell us in the comments.

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Major Red Flags That People in Relationships Have Ignored

I lived right by Lake Michigan for a couple of years in Chicago, and every time I would stroll over there I’d take note of the flag.

As anyone who lives near a large body of water knows, they use flags to signify the safety of being on the beach / getting in the water at that time.

A yellow flag meant proceed with caution. A red flag meant get the f**k away.

Unfortunately, when it comes to the metaphorical red flags in our lives, we don’t always listen, as pointed out by Twitter user @objsucks:

What else had people encountered? Let’s find out.

10. That’s permanent

“Hey cool but this is like our second date.”

9. Bad nuggs

What kind of sociopath…

8. That’s a big ego

Was he compensating for something?

7. Not guilty

Was she perchance a juror?

6. Bless up

Which I’m sure she repeatedly insisted was no such thing.

5. Parasocial

That’s a lot of weird rules.

4. Sing me a song

You would lose me at “watched Glee.”

3. Happily ever after?

“Hey, you wanna come pay $50 to freeze to death watching something we could see better at home on TV for free?”

2. Opposites attract

What’s to understand? It’s not complicated.

1. Bad taste

Prince wasn’t bad at anything, ya’ll. Anything musical, anyway.

As we make our way toward the beaches that are our relationships, we must watch for the red flags that are the…flags of…that thing.

GOD I’m bad at metaphors. That’s probably some kind of red flag.

What warning signs have you ignored?

Tell us in the comments.

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Who’s the Hottest Person to Ever Appear in a Film? Here’s What Folks Said.

Have you ever noticed how they tend to put, like, hot people in movies? I’m sure I’m the first person to realize this. Oh wait, I’m not? This @texaninnyc person on Twitter beat me too it? Aw, man.

So, how can we answer their question? Let’s see what the replies had to say.

10. Grace Park

In whatever.

9. Brooke Shields

Holy crap, Blue Lagoon came out over 40 years ago.

8. Gal Gadot

She’s a true wonder woman.

7. Beyonce

She has actually been in some movies.

6. Hrithik Roshan

Not one of the more well known actors on the list, but a really good pick.

5. Idris Elba

Love me some Luther.

4. Gene Tierney

Star of Heaven Can Wait.

3. Cate Blanchett

In Ocean’s 8.

2. Margot Robbie

Tearing it up in Wolf of Wall Street.

1. Gregory Peck

Seen here in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Well, I’m a little hot and bothered. Excuse me, I need a moment.

Who would you nominate for this list?

Tell us in the comments.

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Is It Possible To Figure Out Bridgerton Just From the Tweets?

Everyone has been telling me that I need to watch Bridgerton. My friends keep saying I need to watch Bridgerton. Targeted ads insist that I gotta check out Bridgerton.

TWITTER will not stop suggesting that I need to watch Bridgerton.

And yet this this weird ironic quality to all of those recommendations?

I’m confused. And I don’t like being told what to do. If I’m going to watch this show, I want that to feel like a decision I came to on my own.

So here’s an experiment – I am going to look at some popular Bridgerton tweets and try to determine, from the tweet alone, what’s happening in this show and whether I should watch it.

Let’s go.

14. The Plot

What I surmise: there is a hot actor in this show.
Will that make me watch: maybe.

13. Xoxo

What I surmise: this man killed someone named Lady Whistledown with his scarf.
Will that make me watch: no, spoilers.

12. The Duke

What I surmise: Lady Danbury doesn’t like this Duke fella.
Will that make me watch: possibly, I love a good sass back.

11. Cake

What I surmise: cake.
Will that make me watch: yes.

10. Bee

What I surmise: bees symbolise bridges in this show, or something.
Will that make me watch: no, I am too dumb for symbolism.

9. Wisteria

What I surmise: in the land of Bridgerton, flowers defy the seasons.
Will that make me watch: ??

8. Eloise

What I surmise: Eloise is homeschooled.
Will that make me watch: yes, I too was homeschooled.

7. Daphne

What I surmise: Anthony is a jealous lover.
Will that make me watch: no, I hate triangles of all varieties.

6. Distraction

What I surmise: there’s a lot of sex in this show.
Will that make me watch: yes, for I too enjoy the sex.

5. Episode three

What I surmise: fancy dresses.
Will that make me watch: yes, I need tips.

4. Viscount

What I surmise: “viscount” is a word, apparently.
Will that make me watch: yes, now I need to know what it means and how to pronounce it like a fancy boi.

3. Glow stick

What I surmise: someone is injured.
Will that make me watch: maybe, it depends on how funny it is.

2. Hitting it off

What I surmise: this lady is some kind of matchmaker.
Will that make me watch: no, I don’t play with matches.

1. Pants

What I surmise: Simon has a weird member.
Will that make me watch: …yes.

Welp, guess I’m watching Bridgerton.

Have you seen it? What did you think? How much of that did I get right?

Tell us in the comments.

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