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We Put Together This Great Set of Tweets Just for You!

I think we’re friends, right?

I feel like we’ve been doing this long enough with each other that we can be honest.

And I have to level with you: these tweets are EXCELLENT.

They’re funny, witty, and I might even go so far as to call them truly magical. Yes, I went there. Because I mean it, FRIEND.

Enjoy these funny tweets! And, now that we’ve made our friendship official, do you think I can borrow $20? I’ll pay you back very, very soon…

1. There’s a standard for that.

You weren’t aware of this?

2. Well, I’m here…what now?

Have fun down there!

3. This doesn’t feel like a victory.

Time to move on to Zima.

4. They ruined it for all of us.

Gee, thanks a lot…

5. You can never go back to that office ever again.

You realize that, don’t you?

6. This could be the beginning of an awesome revenge movie.

He’s back for vengeance!

7. That really is very helpful.

Oh good, we can leave now!

8. Yeah, me too…

Let’s get this thing over with.

9. Ouch. This one hurts.

Blanche, you forgot to pay the electric bill again!

10. They are all together in Heaven.

And they’re still all stained with spaghetti.

11. That really isn’t cool!

But…how did they know…?

Have you seen any tweets lately that you really loved? Ones that really made you laugh your *ss off?

Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!

Share them with us in the comments.

We also accept funny memes, jokes, and photos as well!

Thanks in advance!

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Blow off Some Steam With Funny Tweets

I need to blow off some steam right about now!

I have all this pent-up energy inside of me and I’m about to explode!

You know what I’m saying?!?!

I think you do, because you clicked on this link, brothers and sisters!

So what do you say we laugh at these hysterical tweets and in the process of that laughter, we’ll blow off the necessary steam to calm us down again.

Cool?

Okay, let’s go!

1. This child is out of control.

And you should be scared…

2. I think you’re right about this one.

Those years didn’t age very well, did they?

3. Just stop saying that!

We’ve all had enough!

4. Seriously, how about a yo-yo or something…?

Or some other kind of toy?

5. He has all he needs.

This will never change, by the way.

6. We need that, at least!

You know you love it!

7. Why is online class so terrible?

It just is!

8. That didn’t go very well.

Let’s try that again tomorrow.

9. I think I would be scared, frankly.

Let’s hope it doesn’t happen.

10. You’re right about this!

It is exciting!

11. Whatever you need, I can do it.

Go ahead, start listing items!

12. This is really great advice.

Actually, no it’s not. Never mind…

Now we’d like to see what you have up your sleeves.

In the comments, share some hilarious stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately that made you laugh.

We want funny tweets, memes, jokes, photos, etc.

Let’s see who can make us laugh the hardest! Start now!

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Amusing Tweets That Are a Real Kick in the Pants

I really need a laugh right about now.

And I need it in a MAJOR way.

Hey, can you blame me?

The world’s kind of a mess right now! A pandemic, psychos in government positions, the list goes on and on.

Get off my back, would you!

Sorry for that outburst, I just really want to LOL…and these memes did it in a major way.

Let’s all laugh TOGETHER, my friends and colleagues. I think we could all use it…

1. Don’t be happy, worry.

Truer words have never been spoken…

2. Uh oh…this is gonna get ugly…

Do you think she’ll crack the case?

3. Wow. This is pretty dark.

All hail the Frog Kings!

4. Oh, Dad, don’t be silly!

It was just a filthy one night stand, that’s all!

5. We have to work together on this!

It’s of the utmost importance…

6. I’m good, I was actually just there.

Come to think of it, I’m still there.

7. The law of the giants.

Does this apply to you?

8. This is kind of terrifying.

That staircase is really something else…

9. He sounds like a smart guy!

Okay, on to the next subject.

10. They get to do whatever they want…

That is kind of weird, huh?

11. Never a good idea to get down at a Buffett concert…

Parrotheads are notoriously promiscuous.

Now we want you to make us LOL.

In the comments, please share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately

We want memes, tweets, photos, jokes, etc.

Thanks a lot!

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Hysterical Tweets From the Last Blockbuster

I’m gonna make a bold prediction.

And you can say you heard it here first when it comes true.

There will be a video store renaissance at some point in the next ten years and places like Blockbuster (but maybe not actually Blockbuster) will see a major resurgence.

Because what’s more fun than roaming through a video store looking for a great flick to watch with family and friends?

Streaming just ain’t cutting it, people!

But until that happens, at least we can enjoy this funny Twitter account that envisions what’s going on inside the last Blockbuster Video store on Earth. Let’s check it out.

1. Those late fees won’t be erased.

Don’t even think about it…

2. We need to do a wellness check.

A little help over here?

3. It’s totally worth it!

Boom! Four posters sold!

4. That’s one way to look at it.

You gotta see the bright side of things.

5. You guys are livin’ the high life!

When did you get so fancy?!?!

6. Colleen is at it again.

You might want to demote her…just an idea…

7. Putting Mr. Pilsen on blast!

Wow…this might get ugly.

8. Ma’am…you have to leave now.

This isn’t the airport!

9. Just their luck…

What else could possibly go wrong?

10. Sure, I’ll give it a shot.

Things might get a little bit weird in here…

11. Not gonna work anymore.

Oh boy, here come the waterworks…

12. Gone but not forgotten.

We will miss you…

Okay, now it’s your turn to make us laugh.

In the comments, please tell us about some other funny social media pages that you like to follow.

We’d really appreciate it! Thanks!

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These Tweets From the Last Blockbuster Sure Are Funny

The last Blockbuster Video is gone with the wind, which is very sad for kids like me who grew up roaming around video stores…

But the good news is that the legacy is still alive with a hilarious Twitter page called “The Last Blockbuster” that imagines what’s still going on inside that one last franchise that’s still holding on for dear life…

We love it and we think that you’ll love it, too.

So enjoy these tweets and have some laughs!

1. God has no place here.

This is where the sinner congregate.

2. Come meet the team!

Sounds like a pretty fun place to work!

3. The Last Blockbuster is never going away.

Don’t even think about it…

4. This place is all about family values.

That’s why I still rent my movies there.

5. You did what you had to do.

You just couldn’t keep your hands off of it, could you, customers?!?!

6. Guys, please help out in this department.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask.

7. I love this idea!

I’ll take RoboCop 3!

8. Trying to cut out some of the fat.

What about my beloved Horror section?

9. This could get really ugly.

And super duper weird.

10. They are brutal!

Try not to get on their bad side, okay?

11. We don’t get involved in those kinds of disputes.

How else can we help you?

Now we want to hear from you.

What are some more funny social media accounts we should be following?

Please share some links with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Great Tweets That the Ladies Will Especially Enjoy

We have some high quality tweets for you today, as always, and while we think just about anyone will enjoy them, women in particular will probably get the biggest kick out of this collection.

And I mean that literally. You will kick your legs around, that’s how funny these tweets are. You will destroy the things in the general vicinity of your legs. Please clear the area of of any pets, children, faberge eggs, normal eggs, or computers.

Because it’s about to be kicky time.

10. The thick of it

Well it never hurts to just check and make sure.

9. Skin deep

I’m a dude and my skin has never looked anywhere near this good.

8. Fake it till you make it

Honestly, me neither.

7. The sky’s the limit

Wait, is this true? *furiously googles*

6. Shave and a haircut

Just wrap yourself in a bunch of blankets and mummy yourself through the cold times.

5. Not my type

There’s all kinds of reasons to wine about it.

4. The big stretch

It’s a great way to start / spend half of your day.

3. Bottomless

Sounds like a billion dollar idea if ever I’ve heard one.

2. Reduce, reuse, recycle

Oh totally, I often wear strange flowers on my clothes to normal events.

1. A hair too fast

I don’t know, we can’t stop it, please help.

Those are some quality tweets right there. Did you get kicking? Is everything around you ok?

How would you rate your reaction to those tweets?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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Things That Millennials Absolutely Can’t Refute

I think we passed the point a while ago where the term “millennial” just became synonymous with “bummer.”

The boomers called us lazy, the Gen Xers tried to be supportive but got confused, and now Gen Z is sitting on Twitter picking apart every prosaic and mundane facet of Millennial existence to drag through the mud.

But for all that, I gotta admit…they’re not wrong.

10. Like a boss

And yet it never quite happens.

9. Who lives in a White House?

Recent events have allowed me to rewatch West Wing with a feeling of general disappointment rather than nauseated despair, so that’s something.

8. Can’t react

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7. Serious business

We’re all still playing grown up games because we know we’ll never actually get there.

6. Get woke

I mean, it’s a decent first step.

5. Tick tock, tick tock

We know what it is, we just don’t understand it.

4. Spread the love

I mean yeah man, that’s the internet.

3. Carb up

Please just allow me this bright spot of happiness, I ask for so little.

2. Paws for reflection

For the record I’ve never been on board with this.

1. What a twist!

You fools, you’ve fallen right into our trap!

Maybe we should just do a rebranding. Some people call us Generation Y, and that seems to confuse folks enough that maybe it’ll just help us blend in. Let’s become the New Coke of ourselves. Nothing else has worked.

What’s the best or worst thing about your generation?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

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This is Why Millennials Can’t Stop Themselves From Doing These Things

Something Gen Z seems to be pretty into lately is dragging Millennials on Twitter. And by dragging, I mean mostly just pointing out banal things that we do in an accusatory tone.

And yanno, that’s fine. I’m here for it. I’ll even add to the conversation, if you want. Our behavior really isn’t quite so baffling once you hear some explanations for where it comes from.

Let’s try doing a bit of that now.

10. A game of tag

We never really got the hang of how to strategically get views so we just throw everything at the wall.

9. My Favorite Murder

We’re so used to witnessing and contemplating corruption and destruction that it’s basically recreational for us now.

8. Back in my day

We’re just reflecting on back when it seemed fun and cool and not like the harbinger of the end of society.

7. Adult content

Because our own adulthoods have been stunted by the failure of a million societal promises.

6. See hear now

If you’d seen the insane change in technology that we witnessed, you’d still be thinking about it too.

5. Say cheese

It’s one of the only affordable ways we can feel sophisticated.

4. Up where the air is rarefied

It’s one of the only affordable ways we can feel luxurious.

3. The grunge

Believe it or not, bad quality photos of people screwing up their lungs was what we were taught was cool.

2. So much winning

We have so few actual wins in life, just let us have this.

1. Booty call

Wait, doesn’t everybooty?

I hope that clears some things up for you.

What’s the best / worst thing about your generation?

Tell us in the comments.

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Excellent Tweets To Laugh At Anytime

Do you know what time it is! No cheating! No looking at clocks! No checking sundials! No pressing your ear to the earth to become one with its rotation and vibrations, so fully integrating your soul into that of nature that you sense time on a level not felt by our petty societal concerns! None of that!

Give up? It’s Twitter time! See, if you’d been able to look at a clock, it would have told you that.

Sorry, I’m not sure what I’m talking about today. I’m just so excited to look at some funny tweets. Let’s hurry up and do that before I say more nonsense.

10. Fork you

The question is: did you tell her yes?

9. Rest in Greece

That’s a marketing idea you could have sold instead of giving out for free.

8. Just one thing

Or don’t, that’s fine too.

7. Regression jam

Aaaand now I’m doing the very same thing.

6. History in the making

I could use a full book of facts like these.

5. Working it out

Yeah, thanks for that.

4. Pressing pause

I can see the cogs turning behind your eyes.

3. At least I tried

I might have accidentally just made bread.

2. Picture this

Everybody needs to leave this poor man alone, he’s just vibing.

1. A lesson in tolerance

It only gets truer with every year that passes.

And now Twitter time is over. But fear not – it shall strike again soon. When you least expect it.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Things That Gen Z Would Very Much Like Millennials to Know

It’s been fun being a millennial. Just a great ride. Nothing but stable a world and steady prospects and a lot of fun all-around.

I’d say the best part was spending the first 25 years or so of my life hearing the older generation tell me everything that’s wrong with me, and then to spend all the years since listening to the younger generation tell me a whole new set of reasons I suck. Really great. Very cool. A lot of fun.

Gather round, millennials. Let’s find out what we’re doing wrong.

10. Burritos

But only if they’re cold in the middle, because life is disappointment.

9. It’s in the stars

Ok this criticism I’m on board with, very tired of this.

8. ‘Tis the season

Turn the bagel itself into a seasoning and then we’ll talk.

7. What’s shakin’?

Tell that to a dog. Yeah, that’s right, you just insulted dogs. Happy with yourself?

6. Millennial pink

I don’t…I don’t even know what this means.

5. ‘Till death

I mean, being happily married kind of is. Do you know how many of us came up in divorce?

4. Tautologies

I think, therefore I am.

3. Self-burn

Wow, turning yourself in like that. Bold.

2. Watch out

Netflix isn’t so much a personality trait as a survival mechanism now.

1. The real truth

But punch away, kids.

In all seriousness, I’m not actually that salty. Have fun with jabs while they last, Gen Z. Your turn to feel old and irrelevant is coming soon enough.

And keep making astrology uncool. It would be super neat to be done with that.

Are you a millennial? How do you feel about it?

Tell us in the comments.

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