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Brilliant Twitter Thread Shows Why Men Should Think Twice Before Letting ‘The One’ Get Away

There are so many reasons not to fully commit to someone. When I say “commit,” I don’t just mean updating your relationship status on Facebook – I’m talking about really wanting to make a life with someone. It’s a tricky thing: maybe you’re too young for a relationship, or you rushed into it, or you have very different goals, or maybe you just want to keep having sex with other people.

Things eventually get sour and you guys split up (or they get tired of you bulls*** and dump you), but you stay friends. Maybe they even agree that there’s a chance you can get back together if you put in the work on improving yourself. She’ll come back, right?

Wrong.

Your perfect woman will not be there for you because she was already “grieving your loss,” while you were acting like a jerk. Once she’s done…she’s done. She will move on. Scientific Twitter Research has shown this to be true.

Twitter user Rev Rell give us some background information on her friend who let “the one” get away.

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But did he do any sort of soul-searching to figure out what he really wanted? Spoiler: no.

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The fact that his former girlfriend had actually moved on surprised him. Why? Dunno.

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Oh, dear. A misunderstanding. She probably couldn’t make herself clear because she was too busy hurling his shit out the window.

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So, just want to put this out there now: Stalking is not romantic.

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Not suprisingly, other Twitter-ites agreed.

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Such a good friend and so much good stuff here. ARE YOU TAKING NOTES??

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Basically he needs her to make him a better man for someone else.

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Take people for granted much?

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The cloistered nun convent must have been closed.

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Is six months in the breakup handbook?

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It’s perfectly acceptable to cry at weddings.

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I bet hearing this guy whine about losing the girl has been a real pleasure for all his friends.

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These are things people need to know.

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Real love advice on Twitter. Appreciate the people that love you and never take them for granted. And, if you did lose, then lose gracefully and let her find happiness.

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14 of the Funniest Things That Shouldn’t Have Happened, but Did

Sometimes life gets weird, y’all. Things happen that make you go “No f***ing way, is that for real?” The best is when something like that happens and someone actually manages to capture it on film for the rest of us!

1. (✿◠‿◠)

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2. Well, honesty is the best policy… gotta set an example for that newborn

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3. ME

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4. Stop milking it, Craig.

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5. OH.

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6. Don’t feel bad – people who live there can’t spell it either

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7. THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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8. Business plan: find good product, copy product name, remove one syllable, sell ‘new’ product

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9. Ahead of the game

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10. #karma

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11. Never see em comin

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12. My bet’s on the teacher’s aide

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13. Gurl same

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14. I’ll never recover from this one

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You wanna know the best thing about this glorious photo list? I already know what to be grateful for next Thanksgiving. It has literally simplified my life already.

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15 Tweets That’ll Make You Feel Really, REALLY Old

I can’t deny it any longer: I’m getting OLD. My bones have started to make random noises when I move (especially in the morning), and I find myself constantly thinking, “That was so much better when I was a kid,” every time I check out the movies, shows, and music that my nieces and nephews are into.

These tweets aren’t helping matters much – I have a feeling they’re gonna affect you the same way they affected me: they’ll make you feel ANCIENT.

1. OH MY GOD

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2. How does this work?

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3. Gen Z

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4. That’s a very telling sign…

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5. And here we are

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6. Back in my day…

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7. 1955? SMH…

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8. Time’s up

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9. It was thrilling

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10. Old as SH*T

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11. I remember it well

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12. That is not good

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13. Not exactly

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14. Were they ever wrong?

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15. What could it be?

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Well… it’s 2:30. Time for my nap… ::sigh::

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People Share Stories of Times They Got the Help They Needed, and We Can All Learn from Them

While the narrative of the “self-made man” is one that’s been pushed a lot over the last few decades, the fact of the matter is that everyone needs a helping hand now and then. Even the world’s most powerful CEO is helpless if his sports car breaks down on a remote country road. There’s no shame in it, and it’s important that we give people the help they need when they need it, because you never know how much it might mean to the person you’re helping.

These 10 Twitter users shared their personal stories about when they were in dire straits and received a helping hand that they haven’t ever forgotten about.

1. “It is never wrong to help someone.”

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2. It gets better.

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3. Everyone deserves a chance. 

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4. A little goes a long way…

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5. “…more than many will ever know.”

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6. “Quite well” ain’t too shabby.

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7. Teach your children well.

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8. “You can’t teach a hungry child.”

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9. Pay it back x 100.

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10. Hard work.

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This is why it is important to never assume anything about anyone, because you never really know where they’ve been and what they are going through unless you’ve walked in their shoes. And if you know someone is in need, help them out in any way you can. Paying it forward is real.

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10+ Dog Tweets That’ll Definitely Brighten Your Day

I’m gonna go on record and say it: I will NEVER get tired of tweets and posts about dogs!

That’s right, I said it, and I know most of you have been thinking it. If you still need convincing, these 15 tweets featuring good boys and girls are guaranteed to put you in a very, very good mood.

1. Awwwwwww

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2. Martini dog

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3. Close enough

4. Where’d it go?

5. Don’t see that very often

6. Just like a drunk sorority girl

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7. The worst thing a parent can say

8. I love this!

9. Nice to meet you

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10. Dog wizard

11. My dream

12. Jam session

13. Part of the family

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14. Breaking the rules

15. I am a human

It doesn’t get much better than that!

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This ‘Driving In’ Meme Is an Instant, Hilarious Classic

Every now and then, a meme hits the internet and instantly becomes a classic. The “Driving In” meme is the latest example of this. The premise is simple enough: use emojis and fake billboards to show what it’s like driving in your city or state.

This is why Twitter was invented, people.

1. Gators!

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2. I don’t like the looks of this one

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3. Strippers!

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4. Now I need a hot dog

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5. You better go to church…or else

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6. Very true

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7. The Bible Belt

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8. Cold…and lots of deer

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9. Pull over for Dunkies

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10. Twisters and Toby Keith

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11. The worst

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12. Pretty much

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13. Gridlock

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14. Wait a second…

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15. On point

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16. Ears of corn everywhere

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17. Lots of activity

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18. Mormon influence

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19. Such an odd state

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20. Nice and quiet

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You got one of your own you can share?

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Are You a Hot Mess? These Tweets Will Speak to You

Are you someone who could be considered a bit of a hot mess? My wife definitely falls into this category – someone who’s the life of the party and a great friend, but also tends to be kind of a disaster at the same time.

There’s no shame in it. Plus, at least you get some good jokes and tweets like these out of it…

1. Now I’m fixed

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2. Can’t stop

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3. Hmmm

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4. Wrong attachment

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5. I’m late!

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6. Make it happen, DOG

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7. I’m begging you

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8. It’s up to you

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9. That’s a lot of info

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10. Whoops

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11. Nice work!

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12. Life is fair

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13. You don’t recognize me?

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14. Don’t stop now

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15. Sounds like a plan

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16. Look out, world!

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17. Thank you!

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18. I’m in control

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19. I don’t wanna hear it

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20. Good luck

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Let your hot mess flag fly!

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No Matter Who You Are, We Can All Agree on These Tweets,

There’s just too much division in the world these days, so it’s nice to find something we can all agree on. Like these tweets, for instance.

So, let’s all take a chill pill and get ourselves on the same page.

1. I’ve been to Level 113

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2. They sense fear

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3. Two different worlds

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4. It’s over

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5. A bad situation

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6. You’re not my father

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7. Get rid of that

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8. I’m still waiting

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9. There are many types

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10. Instant anxiety

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11. I need you, mommy

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12. Please stop

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13. It gets ugly sometimes

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14. Like zombies

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15. Such a pleasure

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16. Smitty!

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17. Time to clean that off

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18. Me, too

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19. Bye bye

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20. I’m in the latter category

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All for one and one for all!

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10+ Tweets About the Grinch That’ll Really Make You Think

Has the Grinch been getting a bad rap all these years? There’s a new film out now with the legendary Christmas character, and maybe it’s time we reexamined our feelings toward this seemingly grumpy and unlikeable guy.

Some people went on Twitter to share their feelings about The Grinch.

1. THIS

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2. This guy gets it

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3. Maybe he just needs a girlfriend

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4. Fair

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5. At least

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6. Repeat offender

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7. YES

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8. It sure does

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9. Pick up a ball

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10. Getting political

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11. No one wants that

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12. Who’s the real villain?

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13. You know you would

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14. No one cared…

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What do you think? Are we being too hard on him?

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15+ of The Most Hilarious Twitter Fails of the Year

If you’re the kind of person who can willingly amit your mistakes on Twitter, for a world full of strangers to see, you’re a better person than I am. Power to you.

Then again, that’s what social media is for, right? Humiliation?

Here are some of the funniest Twitter fails from this year.

1. What’s his nuts

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2. FML

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3. C’mon, Dad

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4. Uh oh…

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5. Nope

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6. Best tattoo ever?

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7. Lay off the bud

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8. This is epic

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9. Blew it

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10. Flippin’ the bird

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11. Don’t leave those laying around

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12. Not a great look for you

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13. More gossip fodder

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14. Grounded for life

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15. That’s a lot of Slim Jims

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16. Call the authorities

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17. LMFAO

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18. Please?

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19. Face plant

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20. DO NOT CRY

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Failure is funny, isn’t it?

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