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15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Adulthood

Being an adult is… well, to be perfectly honest it kind of sucks. But it’s an unavoidable fact of life, so you’d better start getting better at this whole adulting thing. And despite all the stresses, it’s important to try to enjoy yourself once in a while, which is why we put together these Tweets from people who finally understand what being an adult really means!

1. Hard to coordinate

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2. Pretty much

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3. Control yourself

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4. It’s not gonna happen

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5. And Car Advil, too

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6. Now I’m depressed

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7. I can’t move

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8. Infuriating

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9. Me too

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10. Ditto

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11. The most extreme of all

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12. We all do

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13. Oh sh*t

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14. It’s a gift from the gods

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15. It’s a lot of fun!

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Pretty accurate, right?

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20 Tweets That’ll Make You Laugh or Your Money Back, Guaranteed

These tweets are downright hilarious, to be honest. And if you don’t like them, we’ll give you your money back.***

***(You paid nothing for these so, your refund is exactly that)

1. I remember…

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2. Genius

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3. Huh…

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4. Wonderful

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5. Bread time

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6. It’s depressing

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7. And that’s your current address?

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8. That’s right

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9. Don’t do that

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10. Exhaustion

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11. Pros outweigh the cons

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12. Great job!

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13. She’s not messing around

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14. He better watch out

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15. So do I…

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16. A race against time

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17. Time for something new

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18. Way ahead of his time

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19. The old back and forth

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20. Not a chance

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I’m assuming you don’t need your money back, right?

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15+ Funny Tweets About College Life

If you’re lucky enough to go, college is a truly great experience. You meet new people, open up your horizons, and experiment with being an actual adult because you’re away from home.

There’s also a lot of funny and ridiculous things about college as well. These tweets prove that.

1. Do that dab

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2. Probably not

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3. Fine, upstanding people

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4. All day

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5. Failure!

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6. Uggghhhh

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7. Interesting…

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8. Based on a true story

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9. I’m still listening…

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10. Yes they do

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11. Maybe?

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12. Oops

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13. Idiot!

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14. Doesn’t work, I’ve tried

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15. I understand

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16. Furious

17. Play it cool

18. Let’s go!

19. Praise the Lord!

20. Learning a lot, actually

I wish I could go back to college…

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Here Are 10+ of the Best Tweets from the Funniest Grandma on Twitter

Do you know who Myrna Tellingheusen is? If not, then you’re just plain out of the loop.

With over 80,000 Twitter followers, she’s the funniest grandma on Twitter. And we’re lucky enough to have her share her pearls of wisdom with us.

1. It keeps her young

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2. Good idea

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3. Dammit Florence

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4. It might be…

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5. Crucial move

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6. Don’t hold back

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7. I like this one a lot

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8. Which they usually are…

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9. Attention, bag boy!

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10. You might have to

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11. Stupid men

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12. Roberta is dead to her

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13. Can’t live with that name

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14. Never forget

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15. Mall walking wisdom

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Keep ’em coming, Myrna!

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These 17+ Tweets About Old Age Will Make You Drop Your Teeth

If these tweets really strike your funny bone, then it might be a good sign you’re getting old.

So it’s probably time for you to find out what other old folks are tweeting about. Then you can go to bed.

You’re tired, and it’s been a long day.

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Don’t feel too bad. The best part of growing old is forgetting how damn old you are.

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Tweet Perfectly Captures Why Women Are Furious About Sexual Assault

Without first-hand experience, it can be difficult for some men to understand exactly why survivors of sexual assault are so enraged right now. It’s a turbulent time…and the #metoo movement has shed new light on sexual assault. But for those who still don’t quite comprehend its significance, this Tweet will help.

Writer A.R. Moxon shared an analogy on Twitter that might make this rage more understandable to men.

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He goes on to express the powerlessness many assault victims feel…

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And how many of them are blamed for their assaults.

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He explains rape culture:

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And how many victims were betrayed by people they trusted.

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He explains the difficulties victims face when they report.

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He sheds light on our current political reality.

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And perhaps one of the worst realities of sexual assault for women:

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In light of everything, it’s important to be kind and stand up to abuse.

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But here we are…

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15+ Icy Comebacks to Idiotic Online Homophobia

People seem to be braver while hiding behind a computer screen. Also, people hiding behind computer screens don’t seem to mind whether they sound ignorant or hateful, or like a terrible person in general. And while some of us are fatigued with confronting these types on the Internet, there’s a reason to celebrate – because these 17 people knew just what to say, and they didn’t hesitate to put the trolls back under their bridges.

#17. Just pointing out the obvious.

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#16. He really nailed it on the ending.

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#15. Hell is where all the fun people will be, anyway.

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#14. I mean…

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#13. Number 2 is the best.

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#12. Boom.

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#11. When your friend makes your point for you.

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#10. That turned out better than expected.

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#9. Lovely.

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#8. Just for being gay!

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#7. Waiting…

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#6. Buh-bye.

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#5. Memories of high school…lol.

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#4. Master shade.

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#3. Truth.

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#2. Can you say the same?

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#1. Preach.

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15+ PMS Tweets That Only the Ladies Will Understand

Ladies, this article is for you, and you only.

Men might think they understand, but trust me, we don’t know anything about your PMS struggles.

So it’s time to laugh and learn.

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12 ‘House Hunters’ Jokes for Those of Us with a Totally Normal, Sane Budget

It seems like every couple of weeks there’s a fresh set of jokes online about the people looking for new homes on HGTV’s House Hunters, and let’s face it, they really bring it on themselves. Whether they’re complaining about cosmetic things like having to change the paint colors, freaking out about tiny kitchens abroad (duh!), or talking incessantly about having enough space to entertain (how many friends can a person have?), there’s no shortage of jokes, really.

But the jobs people have and the way they never seem to match up with the budget is everyone’s favorite joke – and these 12 are gold.

 

#12. How interesting.

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#11. No biggie.

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#10. You should get paid that much to help blind dogs.

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#9. Only part time.

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#8. “Laberdoodles.” Lol.

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#7. Co-exist.

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#6. At least they compliment each other.

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#5. In all fairness six years isn’t a long time.

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#4. MEAT.

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#3. Both of these are unacceptable.

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#2. I feel like the wife is already living the dream.

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#1. Well that’s why he needs a new house.

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h/t: Woke Sloth

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Disabled People Share the Adorable Ways Their Partners Show Them Love

A French activist named Imani Barbarin asked people on Twitter, “What are some of the physical ways your partner makes you feel loved that are different from the way abled people show love?”

Barbarin was born with cerebral palsy and says, “I think the love and companionship that disabled people need and desire is the same, it just manifests itself in different ways. Too often, we portray loving someone disabled as burdensome, but the people who have responded are joyous in the way they show they care. That’s uplifting to see.”

Uplifting, indeed. These tweets should brighten your day.

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