Tweets About Americans That Are Very, Very Wrong

Americans have a bit of a reputation around the world. Our culture is unique, and we take a lot of pride in being from the US of A. This gives our friends overseas an interesting impression of us – and sometimes they pick up information that isn’t quite right.

Here are 17 tweets that miss the mark when it comes to Americans:

1. This is a horrifying thought

Do Americans actually eat cereal with water???

— Jack Ball (@jackbaaall) March 13, 2019

2. Where’s my basket?

I just found out americans give eachother ‘spooky baskets’ how extra and stupid, someone give me one

— ????? (@niamhworkman) October 19, 2018

3. Twice per day, actually

do americans actually listen to the national anthem every day

— ‎linn (@eIvinuh) March 19, 2019

4. Only sometimes

when i was like 13 i used to think americans were gross for randomly saying ‘period’ in sentences bc i thought they were literally referencing periods

— mya (@1980smya) March 31, 2019

5. This is more of a regional thing

I'll never forget the day someone told me Americans pronounce water as "wooter"

— MONA MISSES NCT127 (@neobngtan) August 19, 2018

6. That would be magical, but no

I used to think americans just like ate pancakes 4 breakfast and had constant access 2 pancakes

— (@riverjudes) May 8, 2015

7. I don’t think it’s true, but it makes sense

just found out americans call connect 4 vertical checkers!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!!?!??!?

— abz (@abbymactaggart) February 11, 2019

8. Someone lied to you

Just found out Americans call croissaints "French doughnuts" what a bunch of gobshites hahahah

— Gary Seery (@gseery777) June 14, 2015

9. This one’s actually true, and it pains my introverted heart

do americans actually greet complete strangers on the street

— b (@wlackbell) March 11, 2019

10. Only if they’re deep fried

Do people (more specifically Americans) actually eat sticks of butter? MiNd bLoWn

— Ashlea Trueman (@OrionM42_) April 26, 2018

11. Lawn dwarves is a terrible name

Just found out Americans call garden gnomes LAWN DWARVES ! Brilliant! Come and get your lawn dwarves at paint pots# I love all dwarves

— Paint Pots Brighton (@PaintPotsBN1) September 30, 2014

12. I believe this is true, and I regret not taking this approach in the past

Do Americans really say “I quit” and just walk out of jobs I need to know.

— Cry Baby Weenie (@KiwiiEQ) February 16, 2019

13. Maybe I was asleep in science class, but I don’t think so

is it true that americans classify rabbits as birds?

— marlon Ⓥ (@marlonddriver) March 19, 2019

14. I vote cry

Just found out Americans call coasters "mug rugs" and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

— Emma (@Orange_Emz) February 22, 2019

15. Clap? Occasionally. Stand up? Nah.

Is it true that Americans stand up and clap at a film after going to the cinema?

— Charlie (@vibrantvelez) April 20, 2018

16. I’m so glad this isn’t true

i've just heard that americans don't eat pumpkin… is this true? how deprived omg

— ??? (@sixwholeyrs) March 5, 2017

17. Nope, wrong country

Just found out Americans call napkins 'serviettes'. Mind. Blown.

— Bobby Ree (@bobbyplaysdrums) February 18, 2013

If you need me, I’ll be listening to “God Bless America” on repeat.

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June 21, 2019

These Tweets About True Crime TV Make You Say, “Why Am I Like This?”

It’s a common thing among true crimes fans to think to themselves, “How did things get like this? Why am I so weird?”

I mean, there’s nothing inherently wrong with us. But we do have to question our motives when all we want to do is watch horrible, awful shit happen to other people during ANY media we consume. Television, books, podcasts… it doesn’t matter. It’s only entertaining if somebody is getting murdered.

So yeah, that’s fun! Enjoy these tweets, especially if you’re as obsessed with true crime as we are!

1. The struggle is real… and it’s right behind that door!!!

me: Wow! Why am I so freaked out all the time?
also me: watches disappearance shows, listens to murder podcasts, watches unsolved crime videos

— chloee (@tinyflwr) January 19, 2018

2. Chrissy knows what’s up…

The weirdest shows on investigation discovery are the ones that play jolly music in brutal murder reenactments (all of them)

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 10, 2013

3. “I am the best friend you’ll ever have!”

I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7

— (@raevyyyn) February 3, 2018

4. You goddamn dummies!

I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don’t watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.

— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017

5. The story of my life…

I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”

— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018

6. Just lets the soap drip down into my eyes…

I watch so many murder shows that I’m afraid to close my eyes in the shower

— Shayli (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016

7. Literally the title of this post! Why?!?!

Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*

Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they’re alone*

Why am I like this?

— ~Whit (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017

8. Those weird girls tho…

“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.

— ficklenuts (@ficklenuts) December 16, 2017

9. Poop McScoop, Detective

Forensic Files is just fucking with us, right? pic.twitter.com/dvgOPx5UKl

— House of 1000 Fionas (@cogentanalysis) March 11, 2018

10. Rhyme time!

Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48

— MTV Ellie Garza (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018

Wait! What’s behind you!

Gotcha…

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June 19, 2019

These Tweets About Abortion Bans Will Make You Justifiably Furious

This isn’t about politics. This isn’t a debate. This is about human rights.

If you take away a woman’s right to govern her own healthcare, you take away her ability to make decisions for her life.

These 20 women get it, and they’re tweeting about it unapologetically.

1. Yeah… WTF America?!

how did abortions get banned faster than assault rifles

— Tay (@taywildin) May 15, 2019

2. So infuriating…

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: … it doesn’t feel as good :/

— Maggie Gardner (@margaretg_15) May 16, 2019

3. The questions we never ask…

“what if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?” what if the 16 year old girl you denying abortion grows up and cures cancer? But now she can’t afford to go to get an education. Instead she has to take care of a baby?? What about her??? An actual living human???????

— Zara Larsson (@zaralarsson) May 13, 2019

4. I can’t even begin to imagine…

there’s not a single thing in this world a male could experience that would even come close to the indignity of being legally forced to carry your rapist’s baby to term

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 15, 2019

5. Absolutely heartbreaking

With all these “heartbeat bills” in the U.S., I keep thinking of this memorial to Savita Halappanavar in Ireland, who died of sepsis after being denied an abortion on the grounds that the fetus she was miscarrying still had a detectable heartbeat. “She had a heartbeat too.” pic.twitter.com/tMdG50FnXE

— Lauren Kelley (@lauren_kelley) May 15, 2019

6. Not a bad idea…

Mandatory vasectomies until you want to have children.
They can be reversed, so.
Come on guys, Lets save lives! Whats that? A hard no? Why? Cause its your body and we dont get to make that choice for you? Ooooooohhhhhh!!!

— #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) May 10, 2019

7. Stop making sense!

Birth control?
BAN IT!!

Abortion?
BAN IT!!

What about guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them#AlabamaAbortionBan

— Debbie Redd (@DREDD_48) May 15, 2019

8. Again, I can’t even imagine what this would feel like. So tragic.

Stop calling yourself pro-life when you’re prepared to have a child risk her life to give birth to a rapist’s baby. You’re all fucking insane. https://t.co/BEyTHd4sGg

— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) May 14, 2019

9. Oh, you know somebody. For sure.

1 in 4 women have had an abortion. Many people think they don’t know someone who has, but #youknowme. So let’s do this: if you are also the 1 in 4, let’s share it and start to end the shame. Use #youknowme and share your truth.

— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) May 15, 2019

10. Speak up people!

I know there are a lot of men out there who have partners who’ve had abortions. It’s time for you to speak up and be allies. Women don’t get pregnant alone.

— Padma Lakshmi (@PadmaLakshmi) May 15, 2019

11. #truth

MESSAGE pic.twitter.com/OWVYj1RB3O

— Amra Olević Reyes (@amrezy) May 15, 2019

12. The hypocrisy never stops…

Banning abortion is sexism at it’s finest. A man can have sex and opt out of being a father. No ties, no obligations. A woman has sex, and then is forced to keep a child she didn’t want? Do it alone, when the man got a free pass? Ok.

— BigBrainyGothMom (@g0ddamnitmama) May 15, 2019

13. YES!

all men who have benefited from an abortion in their lives should be speaking up more, no?

— janice (@rejaniced) May 15, 2019

14. Ya know… that could work…

Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 16, 2019

15. Pathetic

The 22 Alabama senators who voted against including an exception for rape or incest in the abortion law.

I feel like they have something in common….but I just can’t put my finger on it. pic.twitter.com/uangIf2mfA

— Dan Lavoie (@djlavoie) May 15, 2019

16. This!

I think Christian moms who abort their 14-year-old LGBT kids from their homes should go to prison for 99 years.

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) May 16, 2019

17. Walking back…

man doing United States
moonwalk abortion policy

moving backwards with
shocking ease

— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) May 15, 2019

18. They know. They just don’t care.

Do any of these knuckleheads realize that Roe V. Wade was enacted because so many women were dying from illegal abortions that it was a public health crisis?

— Katie Walsh (@katiewalshstx) May 15, 2019

19. Insanity

“There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” – Madeleine Albright #AlabamaAbortionBan #YouKnowMe https://t.co/zwvekAxaXj

— Maureen Shaw (@MaureenShaw) May 15, 2019

20. Yep.

Every woman sobbing on election night knew what was coming.

— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) May 15, 2019

Share far and wide! And add your voice to it!

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June 19, 2019

These Hilarious Relatable Tweets Will Make You Think “Same”

Sometimes you just need to sit back and laugh.

You feel me fam?

Let’s do this!

1. OMG…. what?!

My brother is having his birthday party soon and he’s inviting his whole class except his ex gf and her new bf LOL my mom keeps convincing him to let her come and he’s like “I want security at the door, I hate her, she can’t come” LMAO HES IN KINDERGARTEN

— Aveneet Grewal (@aveneet_g) May 9, 2019

2. Happy Overbearing Mother’s Day!

happy mother’s day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn’t find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22

— gaychel (@lameravioli) May 12, 2019

3. People keep their pets, kid!

4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day

“this looks like this same dog from last time!”

“it is!”

“DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME”

— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) May 14, 2019

4. Lesbian vegibetarians…

In other news, received this text exchange from a friend about her soon to be six-year-old son, and I’m officially dead all the way. pic.twitter.com/Zz2T8nnie6

— Sarah T. Roberts (@ubiquity75) May 14, 2019

5. Effective. Let’s get it in the mix!

I made a new emoji that I call “mild panic” pic.twitter.com/S1pfoZGkew

— Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo) May 16, 2019

6. Hoo boy!

the two settings in my brain pic.twitter.com/JhjrYqA1NT

— bhas (@notallbhas) April 28, 2019

7. Go with the flow!

2014 vs 2019
Same energy. I love my son pic.twitter.com/Ynwnf55JBM

— makeup mom ♡ (@jocelynxsanchez) May 13, 2019

8. Wait until you get past 37…

Once u pass 27, every day becomes a game of “am I sick or is this just how I am now”

— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) May 16, 2019

9. Life goals!

my little cousin turned 2 yesterday but her older sister was crying so she made her sister blow out the candles to feel better pic.twitter.com/vAOwueJBo8

— vivian ! (@uwuvivian) May 14, 2019

10. I want to be friends with you immediately!

me senior quote>>>>>>>> pic.twitter.com/hU0jDVG3V0

— maddi (@MadisonGuess) May 10, 2019

11. Same

I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 18, 2019

12. And you will likely never find her, sir!

Imagine a self-own this hard pic.twitter.com/NjzCt0iKoD

— Jennifer C. Martin (@notreallyjcm) May 13, 2019

13. Hey guy! Don’t give up!

you’re giving up your DREAM, son.
no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream. pic.twitter.com/Oqhgp7QX6T

— tristan (@tristanfaithw) May 12, 2019

OMG… that Guy Fieri one… I’m dying…

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June 18, 2019

Kids Cry After Theater Plays a Horror Film Instead of “Detective Pikachu”

Uh oh. This does not sound good.

It all started out simply enough.

A guy went to go see Detective Pikachu because it’s 2019 and we can watch what we want. We’re adults!

But then, the trailers weren’t exactly lining up with the adorable kids movie to follow…

The theatre I’m in is playing a trailer for Annabelle Comes Home before Detective Pikachu LOOK AWAY CHILDREN OH NO

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

Not at all..

Andddd kids are crying. Now the Joker trailer is playing.

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

No no no… this isn’t good…

NOW IT’S CHUCKY OH NO CHILDREN OH NO pic.twitter.com/P2DkGmglDJ

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

And, guess what? Somebody seriously screwed up.

Because La Llorona is a legit scary horror film.

I mean, just look at this footage!

OH MY GOD THEY’RE PLAYING LA LLORANA INSTEAD OF DETECTIVE PIKACHU pic.twitter.com/j4qX6fAf95

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

AND. IT. KEPT. PLAYING.

pic.twitter.com/brdJQhz3js

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

But somebody must have finally told somebody, because…

They finally realized the mistake and shut it off. Poor kids pic.twitter.com/mGbgrBx0Oe

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

And all is right with the world.

Kind of.

We’ve all been moved to another theatre where Detective Pikachu is just paused? At least there aren’t any more murders on-screen pic.twitter.com/tEid3ThPY4

— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) May 9, 2019

Whew!

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June 17, 2019

Even More Tweets from ‘Thoughts of Dog’ to Give You Some Perspective in Life

The “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account has more than 2.5 million followers for good reason. It’s good for your soul to read tweets from a wise doggo who’s great at dishing out advice.

Here are 15 more great examples of the deep thoughts from this very worldly pooch.

1. That’s all he needs

all i need right now. is to rest my chin. in the palm of your hand. sometimes my noggin gets heavy. probably from all the knowledge

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 13, 2019

2. Let everyone know

i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 9, 2019

3. You are the party

i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 5, 2019

4. Life partners

the human worked all day. so we didn’t spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they’re here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 30, 2019

5. The bar is high

the human invited a new fren over tonight. it’s going well. but they seem a little nervous. this is to be expected. as i set the bar pretty high around here

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 26, 2019

6. One paw at a time

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 16, 2019

7. That is life in a nutshell

gooooob morning. it is way too early to be conscious. but we must persevere. because i have to pee

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 15, 2019

8. Not a crook!

we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2019

9. That’s all I need

i’m a simple pup. i don’t need much. just your attention at all times. and for everyone i ever meet to love me a whole bunch

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 5, 2019

10. FOCUS

i’ve been lying in the same spot. for several hours. some may think i’m lazy. but i bet they’ve never been so focused. on a skittle under a fridge

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 23, 2019

11. It means more

gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 22, 2019

12. Don’t break the law

if you see me sitting outside a store. being all good. while my human shops inside. you must come pat my noggin. that’s the law

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 20, 2019

13. A fun game for all

the human likes to cover my eyes with my ears. and pretend there’s been a power outage. i go along with this. because it makes them very happy

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 10, 2019

14. All by myself

nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 4, 2019

15. Don’t disturb the artist

when i run through the house. with paws full of mud. please remember. i am making art. i am an artist

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) February 20, 2019

Ahhhhhhh, I needed that…

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June 17, 2019

Even More Tweets from ‘Thoughts of Dog’ to Give You Some Perspective in Life

The “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account has more than 2.5 million followers for good reason. It’s good for your soul to read tweets from a wise doggo who’s great at dishing out advice.

Here are 15 more great examples of the deep thoughts from this very worldly pooch.

1. That’s all he needs

all i need right now. is to rest my chin. in the palm of your hand. sometimes my noggin gets heavy. probably from all the knowledge

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 13, 2019

2. Let everyone know

i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 9, 2019

3. You are the party

i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 5, 2019

4. Life partners

the human worked all day. so we didn’t spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they’re here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 30, 2019

5. The bar is high

the human invited a new fren over tonight. it’s going well. but they seem a little nervous. this is to be expected. as i set the bar pretty high around here

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 26, 2019

6. One paw at a time

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 16, 2019

7. That is life in a nutshell

gooooob morning. it is way too early to be conscious. but we must persevere. because i have to pee

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 15, 2019

8. Not a crook!

we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2019

9. That’s all I need

i’m a simple pup. i don’t need much. just your attention at all times. and for everyone i ever meet to love me a whole bunch

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 5, 2019

10. FOCUS

i’ve been lying in the same spot. for several hours. some may think i’m lazy. but i bet they’ve never been so focused. on a skittle under a fridge

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 23, 2019

11. It means more

gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 22, 2019

12. Don’t break the law

if you see me sitting outside a store. being all good. while my human shops inside. you must come pat my noggin. that’s the law

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 20, 2019

13. A fun game for all

the human likes to cover my eyes with my ears. and pretend there’s been a power outage. i go along with this. because it makes them very happy

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 10, 2019

14. All by myself

nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 4, 2019

15. Don’t disturb the artist

when i run through the house. with paws full of mud. please remember. i am making art. i am an artist

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) February 20, 2019

Ahhhhhhh, I needed that…

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June 5, 2019

10+ Tweets by People Who REALLY Shouldn’t Have Hit “Send”

The internet is full of stupid people, and that stupidity is often entertaining. So enjoy it!

1. This tweet is STILL up two years later b/c Gwen Stefani does not give AF!

#votejuliamichaels @juliamichaels best new artist #excited for u Julia bunny cuteness gx pic.twitter.com/u7sZwMMhEP

— Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) August 28, 2017

2. If you feel a pin prick in your neck… don’t worry…

Photo Credit: Buzzfeed

3. Don’t we all…

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4. Why? WHYYYYYYY????!?

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5. I’m sorry… WTF is going on here?!?

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6. This boss printed his employee’s tweets out as a warning to others…

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7. Annnnnnddddd… you’re fired.

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8. That’s so… not… deep…

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9. Oh shit. Cashed out!

The result of posting your driver’s license and social security number on Twitter pic.twitter.com/DRc2rnXYe4

— ₿eez (@capital_sb) May 17, 2019

10. Rule #1 on social media… don’t be a dick.

A furry became an intern for NASA and got instantly fired after telling someone on their council to suck their dick because this is 2018. pic.twitter.com/XL7jvCKFFj

— Michelle Catlin (@CatlinNyaa) August 21, 2018