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Tweets From People Who Are Struggling with Adulting

Being an adult is kind of a drag. When you’re a kid, you dream every day about being able to drive a car, get out of the house, have your own money, etc. Then one day it happens and you realize it’s not that much fun, and also why your parents hate you and your siblings so much.

So on that positive note, let’s take a look at some tweets from people who are starting to realize that being an adult ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be.

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Just gonna go cry into my wine…

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Men at Gas Stations

Are almost all guys at gas stations total sleazebags? I’ve never noticed this phenomenon before, but I’m also a male. But judging by these tweets from women out there, guys are…pretty icky at the local QuikTrip.

Let’s take a look and see what the heck’s going on here.

1. What is that?!?!

2. Let’s cut the sh*t.

3. I think I love you.

4. No control.

5. Better be on top of it.

6. That’s a sign.

7. Like wild animals.

8. Classy guy.

9. That’s a strange compliment.

10. And here’s one success story.

Wow. From now on, I’ll keep my eyes open when it comes to what’s going on at the gas station.

Ladies, have you had to deal with aggressive or just downright creepy guys like this?

Tell us about your experiences in the comments, please!

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Here Are Some Funny, Random Tweets Just for You!

Bring on the randomness! Bring on the funniness! Bring on the TWEETS!

You know what I’m talkin’ about!

So let’s get down to business RIGHT NOW!

1. Oh, that’s a relief.

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2. Could be anything.

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3. You did your best.

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4. I’m a good boy!

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5. Oh my…

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6. I think that’s a “Yes”.

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7. Big bad babies.

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8. Yes, I am.

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9. This is incredible.

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10. I believe in you.

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11. Way to go!

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12. I love this.

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13. The most dangerous game.

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14. What are the chances?

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15. No kidding?

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Were those funny (and random) or what?

You bet they were!

Have you seen any hilarious tweets lately that you’re just dying to share with the world? Let’s see ’em in the comments!

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Enjoy These Funny and Interesting Tweets About Technology

Technology is wonderful and makes our lives much easier, but sometimes it can also get a little…weird.

In fact, it might even make you say to yourself, “Do we really need this?” And sometimes the answer is just a flat-out, “Nope.”

Let’s take a look at some tweets about technological advancements that might just leave you scratching your head…

1. Interesting…

2. Time for an update.

3. You need this information.

4. Imposter!

5. Weirdddddd…

6. You’re wasting my time, fridge!

7. No thanks.

8. “We’re updating your shoes.”

9. That is very odd.

10. I wouldn’t be opposed to having one of these.

11. That’s basically what it is.

12. Way too much work for water.

13. Hmmmm….

14. I’m trying to make dinner here!

Do you have any new products that make are supposed to be convenient but are kind of doing the opposite?

If so, tell us about them with us in the comments!

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Funny Tweets About Being in Your Early 20s

The early 20s period of life is  full of trials and tribulations and figuring out what your next steps will be.

It can be confusing, amusing, and even a little ridiculous.

If you’ve been there, these tweets will probably look pretty familiar.

1. Can’t wait for Installment 24!

2. Ain’t life grand?

3. You might want to wait a while.

4. Way to go!

5. Can I see your ID?

6. Let’s meld it all together.

7. You’re the f*cking child.

8. Still failing!

9. Wherever you go, there you are.

10. Opposite ends of the spectrum.

Do you remember your early 20s? Hell, maybe you’re still in your early 20s.

Tell us about this interesting time in your life in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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These Funny Tweets Went Viral for Good Reason

These tweets all went viral recently for one very good reason: they’re funny. REALLY funny.

So let’s take a look at some of the best of the best, shall we?

Okay, let’s do it!

1. I’m really doing it!

2. Oh…him again…

3. This is gonna be good.

4. It’s like a house/plane/car hybrid.

5. Exactly what I wanted.

6. Can we just enjoy Christmas for two minutes?

7. You can’t win…

8. Here come the waterworks.

9. How could you?!?!

10. That sums it up.

11. She was not “woke” enough.

12. Why is that?

13. No remorse.

14. If one isn’t working, try the other.

15. What the hell am I doing with my life?

Have you seen some absolutely hilarious tweets lately that left you laughing?

Well, don’t be selfish! Share them with us in the comments!

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People Really Love the New Fruit Bat Quarter

This year is not off to a great start. We’ve got raging wildfires, a government in turmoil and Megxit to deal with. But all is not lost.

Y’all, we have bat quarters now.

As part of the United States Mint’s America the Beautiful Quarters Program commemorating the country’s national parks and sites, the bat quarter honors the National Park of American Samoa.

According to the U.S. Mint:

“The reverse (tails) design depicts a Samoan fruit bat mother hanging in a tree with her pup. The image evokes the remarkable care and energy that this species puts into their offspring. The design is intended to promote awareness to the species’ threatened status due to habitat loss and commercial hunting.”

Expect to see this special coin in circulation starting in February.

There are 56 coins featuring each state, the District of Columbia and the five U.S. territories–Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, U.S. Virgin Islands and the Northern Mariana Islands.

Social media users went wild over the new design.

One user went straight for the Batman jokes–low hanging fruit.

Others showed they were pretty batty about the new currency.

And some took the opportunity to ask for an update on the postponed Harriet Tubman $20 bill.

Other coins to expect are:

  • Weir Farm National Historic Site in Connecticut
  • Salt River Bay National Historical Park and Ecological Preserve in the U.S. Virgin Islands
  • Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park in Vermont
  • Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve in Kansas

But the bat quarter is meeting all my currency expectations for this year, so I’m good.

How about you? Love the new bat quarter? Let us know in the comments.

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This Is Why You Can’t Help Yourself to an Empty First-Class Seat When You’re Flying

When you make your way through first-class to your coach class seat, you pass passengers already seated in their wide seats, relaxed, with beverages and their noses stuck to their devices or magazines.

You squeeze yourself into your middle seat and shove your carryon under the seat in front of you because all the overhead space was taken by the time you got there.

Nodding at the guy next to you, you mentally calculate if he’s the kind of guy that would deny you elbow space on the armrest later in the flight.

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You also mentally calculate if you could sneak into first class and take one of several empty seats you saw.

The answer? No.

Why? Because it’s stealing.

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You’ve paid your fare and it was for coach. Why should you be the one to get an empty first class seat over another passenger?

Recently, on Twitter, United Airlines put it another way when a passenger tweeted this question: “What’s the point of empty seats if they can be filled and your customers can have a better experience?”

Because, United answered, “… If you were to purchase a Toyota, you would not be able to drive off with a Lexus, because it was empty.”

Something else to keep in mind, flight attendants know who is supposed to be in their first class cabin. If they do note someone taking a seat they didn’t pay for, they can confront that passenger.

In forums, tales of passengers getting charged for the upgrade or even getting arrested are frequently discussed.

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More legroom and a free cocktail doesn’t seem to be worth the hassle, does it?

If you’re really determined, you can try asking the flight attendant if you can move up. Don’t count on a warm reception to the idea, though.

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16 of the Funniest Tweets of 2019

2019 was a banner year for tweets that brought the funny. Lots of laughs, lots of funny observations, tons of hilariousness! Which is always a good thing!

So, without further ado, here are 16 of the most hilarious tweets from last year.

Let’s get to the good stuff!

1. Let’s try to remember last night.

2. Hahahahaha. So good.

3. Dance off!

4. Don’t do it!

5. He did what you asked.

6. That sure is unusual.

7. You can pick it up tomorrow.

8. I agree with this 100%.

9. Funny how that works…

10. A little too much information…

11. As good a time as any.

12. I hope you took that to heart…

13. A million-dollar idea.

14. Not sure if I needed to see that.

15. Uh oh…

16. Absolutely correct.

What was your absolute favorite tweet of 2019?

Do us a favor and share it in the comments! Sharing is caring!

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13 Hilarious Tweets From 2019

Last year was kind of terrible for humanity and the world, but, hey, we got some great tweets out of the deal, didn’t we?!?!

You bet we did!

Here are 13 tweets from 2019 that we think were totally hilarious and on-point.

Enjoy!

1. A little pep talk.

2. That’s kind of gross.

3. Never a good idea.

4. You think so?

5. This could get ugly.

6. A tragic situation.

7. Seriously…

8. DON’T DO IT!

9. Totally off.

10. I’m not manic, I promise.

11. It’s never happened. Ever.

12. Keep that on the down-low.

13. Bad, bad baby.

We know we can’t squeeze ALL the great tweets from last year into one article, so we need your help.

Share some of your favorite tweets in the comments with us!

Let’s see what ya got!

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