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Funny Tweets to Put a Big Smile on Your Face

Here we are again.

It’s time to enjoy some quality laughter and, more importantly, to SMILE. Because it doesn’t seem like we’re doing enough of that these days, does it?

It all seems to be doom and gloom lately and I, for one, am pretty sick and tired of it. Instead of being depressed over the news and the state of the world, I choose to be happy and to laugh, smile, and to enjoy myself.

And we’re gonna do that today with another fresh batch of hilarious tweets that are sure to please all of us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to SMILE? Let’s go!

1. Yeah, so what’s the big deal?

Not a whole lot of variety, if we’re being honest about it.

2. Sundays are for crushing depression.

And I don’t like them!

3. I feel this!

What do you have to say for yourself, God?

4. You’re not crazy!

I see it, too!

5. That was nice and refreshing.

And you got some exercise.

6. I think so…

But check with your personal trainer.

7. Sorry, Canada.

We’ve been pretty terrible lately.

8. Take a breather.

And enjoy your Xanax.

9. You’re making the rest of us look bad.

Please take a break.

10. Don’t ask me anything.

Something to shoot for, though…

11. All I can manage is grunts right now.

It’s the best I can do.

12. That is NOT COOL.

You don’t need that in your life!

13. Oops…might want to fix that.

Just a thought…

14. This marriage is OVER.

That’s worse than cheating.

Woooooweeeee!

How about you?

Have you seen anything hilarious on social media lately?

If so, please share it with us in the comments.

Thanks a lot!

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Funny Tweets for You to Feast Your Eyes On

I sure am ready for a feast…a feast for the eyes, that is!

And what better way to do that than with yet another great set of hilarious tweets?!?!

They’ll tickle your funny bone, challenge your mind, and make you squeal with delight. What else can you ask for, really?

And when’s the last time you really treated yourself to a nice comedy break without interruptions? Go ahead and think about it, I can wait…it’s been a while, right?

So what do you say we get ‘er done? Let’s laugh together!

1. Some of these names are not going to age well.

Don’t you agree?

2. Sir, how did you survive out there?

He’s been through a lot.

3. I’m all in on this idea.

What’s not to like?!?!

4. That would confuse a lot of people.

And I’d love to see it!

5. I’m in the same boat.

It’s gotta be one or the other.

6. That is kind of terrifying.

But…it’s been a terrifying year.

7. Hahahahaha. Wow.

I love this.

8. People on Nextdoor are a little paranoid.

Calm down, everyone!

9. This is not a great look.

And my back hurts…

10. That. Right there.

That’s all you need to know.

11. What a year…

I’m totally over it!

12. Are you dumb?

I think you did the right thing.

13. Oh, Sarah…

You’re really not that crazy…

Have you seen anything really funny on social media lately? We’re talking about stuff that really made you laugh?

Jokes? Tweets? Memes? Photos?

If so, share them with us in the photos!

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Tweets to Take Your Mind Off How Terrible the World Is

We shouldn’t sugarcoat it, okay? We’re all adults here…

So we can just come right out and say that the world is a mess right now. Because it is!

But that doesn’t mean that we can’t still enjoy ourselves and have a good time, right? I refuse to let the news of Planet Earth get me down in the dumps right now so I’m gonna focus on laughter as much as possible.

And we think we have a good group of tweets for you to enjoy right here!

So kick back, block out all the negativity, and enjoy these funny tweets.

1. It’s all okay!

Don’t even worry about it!

2. I do this, too. Almost daily.

Is there a problem with that?

3. You have to add that last part in.

Trust us on this one!

4. This is amazing.

And also totally baffling.

5. I wonder what happened to that tape…

Or if she ever bothered to listen to it…

6. Take a nice break.

It’ll get your mind off of things.

7. Oh…never mind.

I thought you said something else.

8. What does it all mean?!?!

This is very confusing.

9. It’s all cake…

Is this trend still going on, by the way?

10. Just a soft launch.

You can’t give it all away at once.

11. Yeah, this isn’t gonna go well.

That’s the best I got.

12. You shouldn’t really say anything.

What’s wrong with you?!?!

13. Might as well join up.

We can’t make friends anywhere else…

How about all of you out there in Internet land?

What’s the absolute funniest thing that you’ve seen online lately?

Whatever it is, share it with us in the comments with us. We want to keep the laughs coming! Please and thank you!

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Funny Tweets We Think Will Make You Happy

Hey, what do you say? Come on, get happy!

That’s what we should all be striving for right now with all the madness that’s going on around us on a daily basis. I think we can all agree that we need to be focusing on the good stuff in life…even if it seems like the world is spinning out of control…

So we found these 13 funny tweets to shake the cobwebs out of your head and to put you in a great mood.

What do you think about that?

I think I just saw you nodding your head, so let’s enjoy the hilarity together!

1. Thanks a lot, Grandma.

You’re not helping!

2. That’s how you do it!

I need this in my life.

3. That is not cool.

Not even your card!

4. I’m totally normal, trust me!

And the punctuation proves it!

5. Very passive aggressive.

You’re training this child very well.

6. I am so sorry.

Can you ever forgive me?

7. Here we go again…

Just another depressing day…

8. It’s not fine!

Listen to the people on this one!

9. I’m down for this!

All people should think about doing this.

10. I need to impress these people.

This is very important.

11. This is incredible.

Some people never forget.

12. Who’s laughing now?

I think we know the winner is in this situation.

Okay, friends, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, share something that you’ve seen lately that really made you laugh out loud.

We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, whatever you got!

And if you don’t have anything to share, well, that’s okay too.

We won’t hold it against you.

Much.

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People Share Funny Tweets About the Random Stuff We All Think About

I love my tweets like I love my women…funny and random.

Actually, that sounds a little bit weird, so forget I said that…I said FORGET IT, okay?

Let’s move on to these tweets you’re about to see. They’re funny, they’re random, and we think there’s a very high probability that you might even laugh your *ss off…and who would turn that down right now?

I know I wouldn’t!

So how about you take a deep breath and then dive in to this very solid set of funny tweets. Enjoy!

1. We’re almost ready to party.

Who’s with me?!?!

2. It’s all up to you.

You better do a good job!

3. This made my day.

All cats need a charging station. Didn’t you know?

4. That name will not age well.

And you can bet on it!

5. Hey, me too!

We have a lot in common!

6. I hope he got an A.

Hey, at least he was being honest.

7. Whoops! Sorry about that!

My mistake!

8. That is one chonky bee.

Get that thing out of here!

9. This is nice and wholesome.

I needed that!

10. That looks awful.

I’m sorry you had to go through this.

11. This guy is doing it the right way.

Nice duds!

12. Oh, great.

That has a huge impact on my life.

13. She’ll be very impressed.

Don’t let this one get away!

14. Things are not going well.

As you can see…

Now we’d like to hear from all of you out there!

Have you seen some funny stuff on social media lately?

Well, if you have, please share it with us in the comments.

Don’t keep all the good stuff to yourself!

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Funny Tweets to Put a Little Bounce in Your Step

Are you kind of dragging your wagon lately?

When you walk outside, are you kind of slumping your shoulders, staring at the ground, and shuffling your feet?

Well, friends, I think we have a special something that can change all that. And it’s gonna come to you in the form of hilarious tweets.

Once you read these gems and then laugh at them, you’re gonna feel like a brand new person. And yes, you will have a noticeable bounce in your step that will impress everyone you come into contact with.

So let’s get it started!

1. Thank you for that!

Well that was nice.

2. An old classic.

I still don’t have an answer, by the way…

3. What about now, though?

This testing does not seem to be going well.

4. It’s all about you.

You’re obviously the one with the problem.

5. I did it!

Hey, good for you!

6. I can’t believe it.

Never? Ever? Not ever?

7. Gotta keep it fresh, people.

Are you joking, though…?

8. Instantly puts you in a good mood.

What else can you ask for?

9. Ahhhhh, that’s much better.

It just really soothes the soul.

10. I need a friend…

Oh, you’re in a hurry…?

11. A lot going on in this story.

Which side are you on?

12. Cure your boredom!

You have two choices.

How about you?

Have you seen anything recently that really made you laugh?

If so, please share it with us in the comments.

We’re talking memes, tweets, photos, jokes, anything that will tickle the ol’ funny bone. Thanks!

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Funny Tweets That Should Instantly Put You in a Better Mood

Look at what I’ve become.

I’m in a foul mood and I need something to help put me in a better mood…because I’ve been down in the dumps for WAY too long. So what to do…?

Wait! I think I got it! Just stick with me here…

I think the best plan of action is to look at hilarious tweets that are sure to make you laugh and then, my friends, we’ll all be on our way to being in better moods.

Food will taste better, the air will be fresher, it’s a win-win for everyone.

So let’s enjoy these memes and have some good laughs.

1. They sure were!

But love won’t be stopped!

2. I’m on board with this!

Why not, right?

3. Are you sure you want to do that?

Just take a little time to reconsider.

4. This kid is going places.

And yes, it is depressing!

5. Can we track this somehow?

That would really be helpful.

6. We’ll try anything at this point.

Might as well…

7. This is smart.

Keep track of all of it.

8. Yikes…sorry about that.

Not the greatest look.

9. Take it back!

Also, the marriage is off.

10. Oh, Mom…

Don’t say that again!

11. I’m supposed to know this?

I can’t answer that question.

12. I’m fine.

It’s not bad at all.

13. Does “doing nothing” count?

Can I say that?

Now we’d like to hear from you!

In the comments, share something that has made you laugh lately that you’ve seen on social media.

We want jokes, memes, tweets, photos, etc.!

Please and thank you, friends!

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Hilarious Tweets That Should Make You LOL

Who is ready to LOL?!?!

I mean, are you REALLY ready to LOL.

I sincerely hope that the answer to this important question is a big YES because we put a lot of hard work into finding you funny tweets that we think are going to make you laugh in a big way.

Basically what I’m trying to say is that if you don’t laugh out loud, we’re going to be very disappointed in you…and nobody wants that…

So prepare to laugh. Let’s take a look!

1. Yeah, adult twins are kind of weird.

I just can’t stop thinking about it turning into a horror movie…

2. Officer, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

My dogs don’t even know how to ride bikes.

3. A gift from the gods.

Well, you have a lot of eating to do!

4. This is very true.

You need to let the government know about this.

5. They’re not judging you at all.

You do you!

6. Pretty close!

I walked 2 miles today. That’s like a 5-mile jog, right?

7. Oh…this is considered retro now?

Now I feel very old and sad…

8. Smoking for evil.

Well, that’s one way to do it.

9. The evil eyes.

Just staring right into your soul.

10. Time has no meaning anymore.

We’re all going through this.

11. Yeah, no problem with that one.

I got it covered!

12. Not the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

Get the natural stuff!

13. Just get it over with!

I like people who can get things done!

Have you seen anything really funny on social media lately?

I’m talking about memes, tweets, photos, jokes, etc.?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Tweets That Might Heal All Your Sadness…But Probably Not

Are you having a weird day? Yeah, aren’t we all. But don’t sweat it, because we’ve got funny tweets, and four out of five doctors who I’m imagining in my mind recommend funny tweets as a stress reliever, anti-depressant, mood stabilizer, and growth hormone. They are truly a panacea.

Enjoy these ten random Twitter funnies that will heal you of all your woes, maybe.

10. It’s nacho business

Now I want these more than life itself, thanks a lot.

9. Killing it

No innocent person runs that much.

8. Lend a hand

Yeah man, I can dig it.

7. Law and coffee orders

I’d be great at this job as long as we were guaranteed to catch the killer in 42 minutes or less.

6. The Disney princess effect

Them trash bandits are at it again.

5. Armed and dangerous

Why can’t I hold all this life?

4. One track mind

Did you just pull up a pro/con list on your phone?

3. A slice of life

“Have you seen our BLT? It was shaped like this.”

2. Different time zone

I think it’s safe to say that my mind is more or less in a constant state of buffering.

1. Suspiciously tranquil

This tweet was written mid-2020, it can’t possibly be accurate.

Ah, the miraculous power of the internet. If those tweets didn’t completely cure you of all your troubles, we’ll give you a full refund of what you paid for them, guaranteed.

If Twitter was limited to discussing one topic and one topic only, what would/should it be?

Tell us your opinion in the comments.

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Tweets for People Who’d Like to Stop Aging NOW

Were you aware that the longer you live, the older you get? I know. It’s weird.

And unwelcome. I didn’t sign up for aging, or having responsibilities, or being a sentient life form of any kind, really. If I had my druthers, I’d probably have chosen to be a nice tree. Something chill and low maintenance. But noooo. I had to become a being of inexplicable consciousness formed within the miracle that is the human brain. Plus I have to pay bills and stuff. Lame.

Here are fifteen tweets about getting older to help soothe the joint pain.

15. We all scream

That’s a cold, hard fact.

14. Loosen up

The only thing I’m chugging now is Metamucil.

13. Poetry in Motrin

You can never be too careful.

12. Take a hit

You’re officially an adult when you stop being surprised by the presence of a dinner table.

11. Taking inventory

This is why digital assistants need to step up their game.

10. Pride of ownership

See it’s funny because the economy that enriched our parents was stolen out from under us by greed.

9. Real cool

Sitcoms are people in their 30’s playing people in their 20’s with no jobs and a $3,000/month apartment.

8. Wine about it

The date stamp on this tweet is ironic. Little did they know this would be the legal limit for all of us pretty soon after.

7. Bring the noise

It’s called the old man creak and I’ve made peace with it.

6. Plot holes

What are friends for?

5. Cut to the chase

Let it grow, let it grooooow, can’t hold it back anymore…

4. Consequences

Thanks a lot, biology.

3. Diminishing returns

For most of us $1,000 just means “you’re allowed to keep living in your home for another few weeks.”

2. Key phrases

Should probably keep it in a drawer for the rest of my life just in case.

1. High standards

Smokin’ hot takes over here.

That’s it, I refuse to age. Somebody get me Benjamin Button on the line, I need to learn his weird secrets.

What’s the weirdest thing about getting older to you?

Tell us in the comments.

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