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Funny Tweets About Marriage That Will Make You LOL

Are you ready to laugh out loud?

I mean, are you REALLY ready to LOL?

Well, you’re in luck, my friends, because we have a heaping helping of hilarious tweets today that are all about one very interesting topic: MARRIAGE.

And we think that these tweets will not only make you laugh, but a bunch of them might even look very familiar to you…because there are some things about marriage that are just universal, as you already know.

Let’s take a look at these hilarious marriage tweets. Start now!

1. That will teach him a lesson.

He shouldn’t have crossed you…

2. That’s way too much.

This would drive me insane.

3. You were supposed to remind me!

What happened? We had a deal!

4. The ultimate marriage flex.

Show them who’s the boss.

5. I’m not sure what you’re referring to.

Good luck with your new diet!

6. I want to know what love is.

And apparently, this is it.

7. This marriage is RED HOT.

I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

8. You kind of sound like a baby to me.

I’m just sayin’…

9. Okay, tell me what happened again…

Start from the beginning…

10. This is gonna get ugly.

This is when you need really good friends.

11. Ooooh, that’s the good stuff.

Keepin’ the romance alive!

12. You don’t want to know that.

Just let it remain a mystery.

13. I second this proposal.

It’s a good idea, right?

How about you?

Is the old ball and chain (male or female) driving you nuts?

Talk to us in the comments! We’ll be your new therapists!

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Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Will Probably Look Familiar

If you’re married, we think that the tweets you’re about to see will make you laugh, shake your head, snort, and possibly even cry.

Why?

Because they are TOTALLY ACCURATE.

And what else can you really ask for in a marriage tweet, right? Darn right!

Hey, let’s be honest. Folks have been cooped up in their houses for quite a while now and it’s apparent that things might be a little bit…touchy out there. But we want to bring the tension down just a little bit with some funny tweets.

So let’s quit beating around the bush and get to the laughter, okay? You can start…NOW!

1. He better keep his eyes open.

Heads up, buddy!

2. What will be it be for tonight?

You really only have two choices.

3. I feel a fight coming on.

Uh oh…here come the fireworks.

4. It was right in front of your face!

Geez…what’s his deal?

5. I’m not sure that’s a compliment.

I’m just sayin’…

6. That escalated quickly.

Things sure changed, huh?

7. You shouldn’t have done that.

It will never be forgotten.

8. You better make it happen.

Or you’re gonna have one very annoyed wife.

9. He’s clearly not paying attention.

Totally clueless…

10. Uh oh…you’re in trouble now.

This is pretty funny, though.

11. What are you, an idiot?!?!

You made the wrong choice…again.

12. The thrill is gone.

You need to get that spark back!

13. She’s very versatile.

Hey, I’m impressed!

How about you?

Are you married? Single? Looking to mingle?

Give us a life update in the comments. Thanks!

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Funny Tweets About Marriage That Are Right on the Money

I think that married folks are experiencing one of two situations during this crazy pandemic and lockdown: they’re either falling back in love with their spouses, or they have been secretly researching the best divorce lawyers in their area…

Hey, it’s a tough time!

But let’s hope that we can all keep our heads together for a little while longer until the world gets back to normal again, okay?

And, in the meantime, have a few laughs at these hilarious tweets about living that married life.

1. That sounds SO romantic.

Is this all you dreamed it would be?

2. Things are about to get very ugly.

Why are men so obsessed with the trash and recycling?

3. You have found Mr. Right.

Guys like this don’t grow on trees.

4. Yeah, that seems about right.

That doesn’t seem like THE WORST idea in the world…

5. Can we please find a middle ground here?

This is quickly spinning out of control.

6. Sounds like he’s having a really great time.

Whether he likes it or not…

7. Hey o! Here’s a zinger!

Taking it all in from up high.

8. That’ll show her who’s the boss.

Never mess with the dishwasher unless you want things to get really ugly.

9. Was it the mustard again?

I hate it when that happens!

10. He totally gets it now.

I hate to break it to you, but…

11. One more sound and we’re done here.

And I mean done FOREVER.

12. I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

Now you went and made it even worse. Good job.

Marital bliss strikes again!

How about you? Are you and your partner getting along during the pandemic or are you driving each other crazy?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update.

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Funny Tweets to Make Everything Better

I opened up Twitter for the express purpose of copying one (1) Tweet URL to place in this article, and I ended up spending no less than forty five minutes in an argument with a stranger about whether or not the week starts on Sunday or Monday.

Twitter is a darkly magical place like that, it’ll suck you in and rarely let you go. But there’s also plenty of funny to be found, and we love to see it. It’s what keeps us all coming back for more. Like these ten funny treats, for example.

10. Patience

This is all the financial planning I have in my life.

9. Water, water everywhere

My dehydrated body hates me so very much.

8. What’s in the box?

Yanno, the “special delivery” isn’t so special when it happens literally every day.

7. Corny thoughts

I for one could do without them for the rest of my life, thank you very much.

6. Snack attack

Please leave us be, we’re having a very intimate moment.

5. They’re listening

Turns out the tinfoil hat crowd were just head of their time.

4. It’s a gas

There’s simply no way he’ll be able to recover from this.

3. Cooking things up

I can’t make room for my milk jug and somehow I STILL can’t find anything to eat for lunch.

2. Extravagant lifestyles

You just gotta find your bliss where ya can, you know.

1. Whatever floats your boat

Just leave me here, I’m a rain person now.

Thanks for being you, Twitter. Don’t ever change.

Who are the funniest people to follow on the platform?

Give us your picks in the comments.

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Tweets About Midwestern Folks That Are Right on the Money

I no longer live in the Midwest, but I still have great memories of spending a lot of my time growing up in Illinois and Kansas. There’s just something special and unique about that part of the country.

And, who knows, I might end up back there someday…you just never know…

If you’re from there, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

So let’s quit with the chit-chat and celebrate the Midwest, shall we? Enjoy!

1. This is very true.

I’ve seen it myself many, many times…

2. It’s just the way it is.

Don’t try to figure it out. It’ll drive you crazy.

3. Bacon is life in the Midwest.

And don’t you forget it!

4. Oh yes, I know that spot.

It’s the guiding light for everyone.

5. We like to get down and roller boogie!

You gotta get on board with this one!

6. It’s a staple of every household.

Brings back a lot of memories.

7. We’re a casual people…

So don’t try to hurry us!

8. Yeah, that’s kind of a weird one…

No explanation for that one.

9. Just end it already!

Enough is enough, okay?

10. I can confirm this.

Even if it’s a five-hour flight.

11. It’s not close enough yet.

Nothing to worry about!

12. It’s nice and balmy outside.

You don’t even need a jacket.

Hey o! Those are great!

We could all use a little bit of laughter right now, don’t you think?

And now it’s your turn, amigos.

In the comments, share some more funny Midwestern observations with us. We’d love to hear from you!

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Funny Tweets About Being From the Midwest

I think I know what you’re doing here…you grew up in the Midwest and, even though you might not live there anymore, you still have an affinity for that special part of the country.

Well, at least that’s my story. And that’s why I love these Midwest memes so much! They remind me of growing up and all the great times I had with my friends.

And I still get to go back a lot, so I know the Midwest will always be waiting for me!

Enjoy these memes and please, pass the Ranch!

1. Pass the melk, please.

Yeah, that’s a weird one.

2. The classic garage fridge.

A staple of every Midwestern household.

3. This is true.

It’s just the way it is, okay?

4. Okay, buh-bye now!

It’s in our DNA. Deal with it!

5. Ope! Sorry about that!

Have you heard this one before?

6. It’s part of the uniform.

Camo for days, baby!

7. There is no excuse for this.

No excuse at all!

8. It is quite popular, there’s no denying it.

I’m more of a Sierra Mist person.

9. No need to do that.

We’re all looking at the same thing here!

10. Just can’t collecting them for some reason.

You never know when you’ll need one.

11. Don’t even start with me, okay?

Ranch is life!

12. Because it does solve every problem, okay?

No need to argue about this one.

13. I’m just sayin’…

It’s part of our vocabulary for some reason…

Are you a Midwesterner?

If so, what did you think of these tweets?

Talk to us in the comments and share your thoughts. Thanks!

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Hilarious Tweets to Feast Your Eyes On

We got the good tweets today! And I mean the REALLY good tweets.

The ones to make you smile, laugh, and share with all your pals!

What else could you really ask for, right?

So what do you say, are you ready to sink your teeth into some hilarious tweets? Let’s get started right now!

1. Every day is like Groundhog Day lately.

Wait, I thought it was two in the morning?

2. They sure are lookin’ good.

Wait a second…

3. This guy needs a raise.

Because he doesn’t look very happy about all of this.

4. It always works. Trust me.

About to get punched in the face? Lay this line on ’em!

5. Well, now what are we supposed to do?

I thought you said they were on their way?!?!

6. Please tell me more.

I’m all in on this one!

7. You can tell that there’s something wrong when this happens.

Now, open up to us…

8. You are now becoming an animal.

It was nice knowing ya.

9. What am I supposed to do with this?

Ummmm, this isn’t gonna work for me…

10. What have you done?

Might as well just let her keep believing it…

11. Is this accurate?

I think it probably is…

12. So, that’s it, huh?

Didn’t see that coming…

13. He’s doing a really great job.

What’s a baking sheet? Never heard of it…

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately.

Thanks in advance.

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People Share Funny Tweets That We Think Are Totally Choice

Hey there, stranger, I haven’t you in a while.

Where have you been? How are the kids and your family?

That’s great! Now, enough about you and back to me, okay?

I called you here today so you can enjoy these hilarious tweets that will bring some much-needed laughter into your life.

Are you on board with that? Was I correct to assume that you needed some major smiles right about now?

Well, let’s quit the small talk, then! Enjoy!

1. Don’t blame that on me!

Don’t you remember what I said…?

2. This was always a great feeling.

You were THE BOSS for a minute there.

3. People, take note of this.

This is how you get ahead in the workplace.

4. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Just once in a while?

5. Oh…sorry about that.

Welp, I guess that one is my fault. Now, let’s move on.

6. Hahahaha. This is good.

And yes, eavesdropping is a great skill to have.

7. There’s such thing as a dream job?

I’m not sure I understand…

8. This is a total Dad move.

You know they’re gonna go above and beyond.

9. That’s pretty intense.

Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

10. This dog is on top of it.

Also, I want to own this dog.

11. Yeah, it never quite works out that way, does it?

Darnit, not again!

Those are hilarious! Oh, yeah!

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, share some stuff you’ve seen on social media that made you laugh lately. Thanks a lot!

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Hilarious Tweets That Are Just for You, Because You’re Worth It

Hey, you!

Yeah, you!

Don’t tell anyone else because we don’t want to make them jealous, but these tweets are for you and ONLY FOR YOU to enjoy.

We figured you could use a few laughs, so we put together this nice little collection of funny posts especially for YOU.

Are you ready to take a look? Let’s get it on!

1. Seriously, what’s the point?

Can anyone explain this to me? Please?

2. It’s a wild world we live in.

Some people got it. Some people don’t.

3. I think we’ve had just about enough of that.

I’m tired of it getting dark at 4:30. Anyone else?

4. Let’s keep it going.

No negativity allowed there.

5. That wasn’t supposed to happen!

Now how can I escape reality?

6. Oh, yes, it does.

This is the best Craigslist ad of all time. Believe it!

7. That’s the new national anthem.

You didn’t hear that they changed it?

8. This is peak existence for a lot of people.

Someone needs to figure out how to do this for everyone.

9. You shouldn’t have said that!

I think you might have jinxed us.

10. Doesn’t seem fair, does it?

You gotta do those morning stretches!

11. I’m with you on that one!

It’s not gonna happen!

12. It’s really as easy as that.

Seems like a pretty fair deal.

13. The best pick-up line of all time.

I’d like to know if this works.

14. This guy is hilarious.

Keep these coming, please!

Okay, now you’re up!

In the comments, share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that have made you laugh.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Tweets That Are Peak 2020

If I had any wishes for this awful year, it would be that it never gets mentioned in polite conversation again.

And yet… I know that’s not realistic. I know we’ll be talking about 2020 for DECADES to come. And we’ll be going over how awful and crazy this year was again and again and again.

So, given that reality… why not keep talking about it now and find the lighter side?

That’s what these tweeple are doing, and I’m here for it.

If not to laugh… then perhaps to cry?

Let’s take a look!

1. I really don’t need to be on that Zoom call, right

I’m just going to hang out with my feels.

2. The most 2020 math equation ever

I’m so over this year.

3. They’re not doing that well.

Because I am one of those people… and I hate life right now.

4. Also, if you don’t have a life, booze will give you one!

It won’t last long, but, yanno… YOLO!

5. Also, quarantine Day 673

I will do this every single day, regardless.

6. Gurlllllll

I don’t think that relationship is gonna work out…

7. I mean… same same

Hypersonic? Maybe. Funky fresh? No.

8. I should be terrified, but instead I’m intrigued.

I’d hang out with this gal!

9. I knew it!

Emails can’t find people… only people can find emails. Think about it…

10. Sounds like a plan!

It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it works out for them…

All of those tweets are bangers. For real. And you can’t convince me otherwise.

But… that’s my hot take. What’s yours? Let us know in the comments.

Thanks fam!

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