Everyone:
Jean Industry: CHECK OUT THESE JEAN PANTIES, Y’ALL!
Everyone: …
Seriously, this is not an exaggeration. It’s pretty much exactly how it played out when fashion brand Sense came out with these truly baffling Jean Panties, which I’m calling Janties.
They look like a denim diaper, except that they are intended for adult women to wear.
Is it underwear? Is it shorts? IT’S BOTH, says the company. Janties can be worn either under or over your pants. They also cost $315, so…yeah. Here we are.
People on social media are very confused and upset about the denim panties situation. They must be so uncomfortable! The chafing!
Seriously, these things can’t possibly be good for your vajeana (haha get it?).
And also, when and where would you wear janties?!?! I can’t think of a single appropriate time.
Although at least one person is kinda into it.
And others have pointed out that CERTAIN celebrities will probably actually wear these, ahem.
For better or worse, this is the world that we live in now. A world where janties exist, somewhere in a warehouse, waiting to be shipped to Kendall Jenner.
At least jean panties make for a lot of good puns.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
The janties are SOLD OUT.
What. Is. This. Life.
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