People Talk About the Worst Pain They’ve Ever Felt

The older I get, the more I hope I don’t suffer any major injuries.

It’s one thing to get hurt when you’re a kid because you know you’ll bounce right back but when you start getting up there in years, it can get pretty dicey and recovery takes much longer.

I think the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life was when I broke my hand when I was 12…and I hope it stays that way…

What’s the worst pain you’ve ever felt?

Here’s what folks had to say on AskReddit.

1. Ugh.

“I rolled my foot in a hole (like it made a loud snap) in my driveway and tore my Achilles.

I did a front flip tumble onto the ground, and couldn’t get up. 10/10 worst pain.”

2. It’s not you, it’s me.

“A cluster headache I had once after s*x, like right after.

Put a real dampener on the whole thing and it’s hard to convince a person that the reason you’re up out of bed straight after, groaning in pain and vomiting into the sink, isn’t some kind of personal judgement on them.”

3. Yeah, those hurt.

“I’ve broken a fair amount of bones, including my jaw.

But a kidney stone is the worst pain I’ve ever felt.”

4. Ouch!

“I dislocated my elbow when I was 16 and I wasn’t allowed to have any water or painkillers before they put me under to re set it.

Unfortunately for me, the had to do x rays before hand. This meant moving the dislocated joint into multiple positions for different x rays, none of which were natural.”

5. Those are bad.

“Dry socket after wisdom teeth removal.

Painkillers didn’t help, couldn’t sleep, couldn’t eat.

Absolutely agonizing.

Hurt worse than breaking my kneecap (which definitely comes in second).”

6. Like a knife.

“Pinched nerves from a broken back

. The best description I can come up with is it was like having a white hot knife blade pulled straight from the forge and plunged into my back.

Pain meds did absolutely nothing to stop it.”

7. Rough stuff.

“UTIs are so awful.

From the first twinge, you know you’re in for hours and hours of pain. Primarily a constant, burning need to urinate. Instead, when you go, it actually going doesn’t bring relief and instead feels like you’re trying to pass razor blades.

I also get very sweaty and tend to vomit.”

8. Painful.

“An abdominal infection from a surgery complications

Had a narcissist stepdad who refused to take me to the doctor. Said I wasn’t taking enough pain medication even though I was bedridden for nearly 8 days and I was supposed to be more or less better by the 3rd. It wasn’t until it was just in unimaginable pain and a high grade fever. So I decided to just start howling and crying so he’d have to take me to the ER.

I had to have a second surgery and a drainage bulb put in because the infection had created a wicked abscess.”

9. Treatment.

“Cancer treatment.

I’ve had needles shoved into my spinal column that made my balls feel like they were in a vice, I’ve had severe vomiting, I’ve had severe mouth rot from mucositis caused by methotrexate that was so painful I couldn’t swallow anything even when taking maximum recommended dosage of oxycodone to the point I hadn’t drank water in 2 days.

I’ve had a fissure in my intestines that made me pass out from the pain while using the bathroom, I had such severe chemo brain I couldn’t comprehend the news, so I had to watch kids cartoons, I forgot how to walk properly for a month.

I had forceful intubation that damaged my vocal chords so severely I wasn’t able to talk for 2 months, and I still have coughing fits from some scar tissue moving around, which is hella inconvenient when you’re out in public and have to explain you ain’t sick, your throat’s just f*cked up.”

10. No way!

“One time I was running my hand along a rough wooden railing on a bridge and turned it at just the wrong angle to catch a massive splinter under my fingernail.

It broke off so the entire thing was lodged underneath all the way back to the nail bed, and there was no part sticking out to grab with tweezers.

I ended up going to the ER and getting surgery to cut my nail open and remove it.”

11. Needles.

“Having blood taken from a vein in my foot

Worse than childbirth.”

12. Ear problems.

“Very severe ear infection.

Felt like my head was gonna explode! My ear had swelled up so bad I couldn’t hear, and the medicine drops wouldn’t go down, had to get the fluid sucked out of my ear and a wick put in. Instantly felt better after.

I’ve been prone since a child to get ear infections but interestingly enough I haven’t had an ear infection since that really bad one.”

13. Sounds absolutely awful.

“Shoulder surgery.

The nerve block they gave me lasted nearly 12 hours after surgery was done. I woke up in the middle of the night drenched in my own tears and felt the most intense, stabbing pain where the anaesthetic had worn off.

Felt like there was a fire in my shoulder.”

14. Terrible.

“Randomly assaulted 8 years ago, got kicked and stomped in the head 6-7 times (rest of the body got worked on as well), massive concussion, three damaged vertebrae (two in the neck one in the back), pinched/jammed nerves and blood vessels all over the back/spine region.

Busted teeth, eyes knocked out, off synch, left arm down to approximately 40% functionality. Lots of stitches.

Took me two years to just be able to sit and have dinner with my parents and not feel like keeling over from nausea due to pain and discomfort.

I’d say I’m 85-90% or so recovered now, concussion is still active, I wouldn’t wish that long never ending pain on anyone.”

How about you?

What’s the worst pain you’ve ever felt in your life?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Older People Talk About Which Year Felt Worse Than 2020 and They Explain Why

I’ve read quite a bit about the year 1968 and I’ve always said to myself, “wow, that must have been so exciting and interesting to live through such a tumultuous year.”

Now that we’re living through an awful year, my mind has definitely been changed. This is not fun, it’s not exciting, and it’s honestly pretty terrifying. But I guess that we should all appreciate that we’re living through some very interesting times that will be studied and written about forever.

What are some other years that felt worse than 2020?

Let’s get some history lessons from folks on AskReddit.

1. Crash in Finland.

“My parents still think the economic crash of the 1990s that happened in Finland was worse, and in Finland it killed more people in the form of suicides than Corona has thus far.

I was just born around that time. And lots of people just lost everything. Companies folded left and right. Loan intrests were crushing people.

Then right after that we got dot com bubble.”

2. The burst bubble.

“Personally speaking:

2002 the dot-com bubble burst and I lost a cushy job, that was pretty bad.
2008 great recession happened, again was laid off, that was pretty bad too.

2019 was awful. I found out my recently deceased father had an entire other family. I guess technically, we were his other family.

Met the ones he abandoned (my new older half siblings) last summer and it was incredibly awkward and for some reason left me hollow and extremely full of guilt.”

3. A personal story.

“I’m 42. I’ve had years that were personally pretty bad, but this is super weird times.

Like, late 1997, the day before my 20th birthday, my mom was diagnosed with cancer and the first 6 months of 1998 were especially very, very stressful and scary, but at least I could go out with friends, I threw myself in to school, I worked, I tried to be useful or out of the way at home. I didn’t have to think about it 24/7.

I deactivated my FB, Insta, and Twitter October 1 and I’m planning to keep them like that at least through the election, maybe longer. Can’t change what’s going on, but I can’t have all of this crap living rent-free in my head all the time.”

4. JFK.

“1963 because President Kennedy was shot.

My teacher cried and my father left home.”

5. Interesting perspective.

“The last quarter of 2001 was more intensely miserable.

2020 misery is more spread out and not quite as terrifying.”

6. Serbia.

“Bombing of Serbia in 1999.

NATO was only supposed to bomb military objects, but they bombed hospitals, markets, random populated areas. I was in the hospital with my dad when the sirens came on the whole hospital went to the basement, lucky the hospital wasn’t hit, after the danger my dad drove us back he told me not to look out the window, being a kid I did look only to see innocent people dead along the whole street as the flea market was hit on a weekend…

I am 25 y/o now I still have nightmares about it occasionally. Also NATO used prohibited weapons with uranium which also caused a lot of people to get cancer from the radiation years after…”

7. History in the making.

“The year 1970.

People dying or being maimed for life (both mentally and physically) in a stupid, nonsensical war. Richard Nixon was President. The government refusing to listen to hundreds of thousands of people protesting the war, and people of all sorts not just college kids and hippies.

I participated in a HUGE protest in DC and walked down Pennsylvania Avenue with a lot of other people, holding the hands of my two kids. “We are speaking to our government. Never forget.””

8. It was bad.

“2008 was a really bad year.

Big financial crash, lots of people lost a lot of money, especially from their savings and retirements. Lots of layoffs, including me, and really high unemployment and few jobs to move to.”

9. The Eighties.

“1983 was probably the year we came closest to global nuclear war. Even worse than the Cuban Missile Crisis.

There was a large confluence of circumstances and events (some related, some not) that could have spelled doom.”

10. Bad years.

“1994-95.

I spent a good bit of time homeless or living in a tent. I was in the US illegally and couldn’t get any form of assistance without being deported, and I was too small for most places to even consider employing me under the table.

Also, honorable mentions to 2016-17 for my divorce year and pretty much the entire period of 1992-1997 for me. 2020 doesn’t crack my top ten worst years, aside from the collapse of western civilization it really hasn’t been too bad on me.”

11. Way back when.

“It’s has to be 1947 when India got independence from britishers and then divided into Pakistan(Islamic country), India (republic nation).

People were forced to leave according to their religion. They were burnt alive and r*ped. Around 2 million people died, 14 million misplaced.

And my father told me that my grandfather who used to work as a ticket checker in railway had seen trains full of dead bodies.”

12. This is maybe as bad…

“Late 1960s and early 70s, we had the Vietnam war body count nightly on the news, for years. Everyone was worried about being drafted. I was too young.

There was plenty of angst to go around then. But I feel this year has probably been as bad or worse.”

13. Chaotic times.

“1968-1969.

Started with the Tet Offensive in Vietnam. It was a military disaster for the North Vietnamese, but a big surprise to the American public – they had been told the war was effectively won. And from there it just got worse.

Student riots. City riots. MLK was assassinated in early April and the ghettos exploded. Then in early June, I was on a South Vietnamese hilltop firebase. One of our less English-proficient officers came up to the American advisers in the afternoon. “You know Kennedy, ya? They shoot him!” The three of us looked at him. I said, “Yeah Đại Úy (Captain), back in 1963. So?”

“NO!” he said, “They shoot him now!” Then he got frustrated with us and stomped off. Weird. What’s up with the Đại Úy? We couldn’t get American radio (AFVN) in the daytime, but later that night we found out what he was talking about. Another Kennedy? WTF is going on back home?

I got back on leave in December. America was nuts. I couldn’t walk through the airport without starting a fight. I wasn’t fighting. Someone would want to yell at me, and someone else would start yelling at him, and eventually they’d forget I was there – because I wasn’t. My instructions were to keep walking. The war had come home. Racial justice had graduated to racial war.

It was almost a relief to get back to Vietnam. Seemed saner.

Bad year for the USA. 1969 was only better because some of the things people were expecting to happen, didn’t. But it wasn’t much better.”

Now we want to hear from even more older folks.

In the comments, please tell us what years you think were worse than 2020.

We’d love to hear from you!

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People Discuss What Was Normal in 2000, but Strange in 2020

Do you remember the good old days?

When we could go to concerts? To movies? To crowded restaurants? Heck, remember when we could hug our friends and family members without being worried about catching a virus?

Yes, things have changed. Especially when we look back to the turn of this century and compare it with 2020.

What was normal in 2000 but is strange in 2020?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Remember when?

“Using Yahoo to search for things.

Or repeatedly signing up for 15 free hours of AOL using a spoofed credit card number and a fake name.”

2. Here come the mixes!

“Buying a stack of blank CDs so you can make your own custom mixes.”

3. Make sure to print it off.

“Printing out your route from Mapquest before leaving the house.”

4. This is so cool!

“Getting excited about receiving an email.

When I got my first email address I had a friend sign me up for all this spam b/c I was sad I wasn’t getting any email.”

5. Be kind, rewind.

“Rewinding movies when you’re done watching them.

The day we got an automatic rewinder was glorious. Just visited my parents a few weeks ago and it’s still sitting next to the VCR.”

6. Tracking down the good stuff.

“Struggling to find a clean .mp3 file of that new hot song to burn onto your cd, meticulously kept in a binder with its peers.”

7. You know it!

“Saying dot com at the end of everything because it was cool to do so.

Woah dude, that’s so sweet. It’s the bomb dot com!”

8. Don’t see that anymore.

“I have a vivid memory from around 2000 of being at a fine dining restaurant with my family and my grandmother casually smoking a cigarette and ashing into a crystal ashtray and nobody batting an eye.

Today I think you’d get arrested for smoking in a restaurant, at the very least you’d get kicked out by the manager.”

9. The good old days.

“Waiting for the internet to connect. Yelling at someone in the house for being on the phone when you can’t connect.

I kept a folder of music lyrics that I ripped out of Dolly/Girlfriend magazines. Also loved reading the booklet inside the CD of all the lyrics.

Recording songs off the radio to make a personal mix tape. Always got annoyed at the DJ for talking over the end of the song.”

10. Sad, but true.

“2000: Your parents telling you not to believe everything you read on the internet.

2020: Your parents believing every post they see on Facebook.”

11. Pretty much gone now.

“Privacy.

Oh man- the movie Minority Report was creepy because Tom Cruise went into The Gap and it knew what he bought last time, or something like that.

IF ONLY that were the only thing being tracked.”

12. It’s all in there.

“Maybe not strange per se, but having an entire area specifically for storing entertainment like movies and music, or an “entertainment center”.

You used to have a HUGE cabinet for storing your VHS, DVD, games, and CDs along with placing your TV in it.

Now it’s just a TV mounted on the wall with MAYBE a shelf small enough to hold a game console.”

13. I’m lost…

“Giving manual directions to someone.

Turn left at the McDonalds, then take your 3rd right, and if you get to the crooked tree you’ve gone too far kind of thing…”

14. I’ll be right back.

“I remember 25 years ago getting on a plane and realized I forgot some important paperwork in the car. The flight attendant let me get off the plane and I ran through the terminal and out to the parking lot to my car to retrieve it.

Then quickly ran back in, zipped past the security screener, out onto the tarmac and climbed up the stairs to the plane. It was a rather small airport so it took less than 5 minutes.

But I doubt I’d be allowed to do that today.”

15. Imagine that…

“See this?

A camcorder, a video editing system, a PC, a telephone, a camera, the Thomas Guide, a PlayStation, your entire CD, LP, and cassette music collection?

Imagine if they all fit in a little device you can put in your pocket!”

16. See you never.

“Moving away from a school with kids and teachers you hated but you know you’ll never hear or see them again.

Thanks to social media, that was taken away.”

Now we want to hear from you.

What do you think seemed normal 20 years ago but is definitely not in 2020?

Talk to us in the comments. Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Memes About Life as an Introvert

The pandemic we’re currently living through most likely affected you one of two ways.

If you lean towards being an introvert, then it didn’t really affect you THAT much and you’re pretty much going about your business as usual.

If you are NOT an introvert, then this shutdown and quarantine has probably been kind of a nightmare and you’re itching to get the heck out of your house.

The people who will identify with these memes definitely belong in the first category above, because they speak to the heart of what it really means to be living that introvert life.

So if that describes you, then sit back and get lost in these memes that might seem like they were made just for you.

1. No small talk.

Never. Ever.

Photo Credit: The Chive

2. I’m not sure how I feel about this.

But it’s not great.

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3. My new best friend!

The best Uber ride of all time.

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4. That depends…

This is usually never a good thing.

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5. Avoid at all costs.

No one will get near you.

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6. Sorry, it’s an emergency.

Time to flee!

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7. I’m now a hero.

And you’re welcome.

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8. Just checking in.

Now it’s back to my room.

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9. Can we end this conversation?

I can’t take it anymore!

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10. The secret to life.

Feel free to use it!

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11. No changes here.

Are you seeing a pattern?

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12. Now what do you do?

Think, man, THINK!

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13. And…I won’t be joining you.

Sorry, not gonna happen.

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Now we want to hear from you!

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Talk to us in the comments and tell us a little bit about yourselves. Thanks!

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Some of the Weirdest and Funniest Coronavirus Masks Seen on Subways

We still all need to wear masks for the time being, so we don’t even want to hear any grief, okay?

And, in the meantime, why don’t we have some fun with it?!?!

Well, we’re all in luck. Because there’s an Instagram account called “Subway Creatures” that features, among other things, the really ridiculous masks (and things that pass for masks) that folks wear on the subway.

And, as you can imagine, the whole thing is pretty absurd. So let’s take a look and enjoy!

Be sure to click the arrows on the posts that have them so you can see even more hilarious masks.

1. There goes Mr. Pumpkinhead.

Well, we are in the Halloween season.

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? #subwaycreatures (@benjweinstein)

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2. Michael Myers is on the subway.

This would probably be a little bit creepy.

3. Can anyone please explain this to me?

I AM SO SCARED.

4. That’s very interesting.

But do what you gotta do.

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The many masks of Corona #subwaycreatures

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5. You don’t see that every day.

This is the stuff of nightmares.

6. You did your best.

But you still look pretty ridiculous.

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The many masks of Corona #subwaycreatures

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7. Well, that is pretty scary.

You might have to run for it.

8. Sir…you…never mind.

He must have been in a big hurry.

9. No one’s getting near this person.

Stay at least 6 feet away from this horrifying clown.

10. A mask with a message.

I hope someone wakes her up.

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? #subwaycreatures (@fabrinyc)

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11. This is very clever.

Was that previously the top of a salad?

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Corona mask check #subwaycreatures

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12. That’s one way to do it.

And I think I like it!

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Still figuring out this mask thing… #subwaycreatures

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How about you?

Have you seen any funny masks?

Or maybe YOU’VE being wearing a funny or weird mask?

If so, please talk to us in the comments and share some photos! Thanks!

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Funny Memes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

I sure could use a laugh right about now…

How about you?

It’s been a long week, a long month, and a LONG YEAR. And most of it has been bad, if we’re being totally honest about it.

But we’re about to cure those blues right this instant with some hilarious, random memes.

Are you ready for this? Let’s enjoy these together!

1. Hmmm. That’s not a good sign.

Keep trying though! You never know…

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2. What’s with all the dumb questions?

Do I get the job, or not?

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3. This brings back some good memories.

Thanks again, Dad!

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4. What the hell?!?!

Please don’t let this be true.

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5. Don’t kick the bucket, Gramps!

Well, that would be a shame.

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6. People said “bruh” all the time back then.

Did you know that? Well, now you do!

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7. Bugs are not always good.

And here’s the proof.

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8. That is absolutely terrifying.

Back to your room! And lock your door!

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9. Zinger! Good one, Dad!

She’s probably heard that one before. Many times.

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10. What’s that smell?

Where have you been? Who were you with?!?!

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11. It’s not very comfortable, is it?

Scratchin’ for days.

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12. They’re praying you get a girlfriend.

So don’t blow it. Again.

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13. You must be a genius.

Hold your head up high, sir!

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Okay, now it’s your turn!

Have you seen any really funny memes, tweets, jokes, or photos on social media lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

Thanks a lot!

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People Share Cringeworthy Situations That’ll Make You Feel Sorry for Them

What’s the most embarrassed you’ve ever been? I’m talking about your whole life here…

Go ahead and think about it, I’ll wait…

Whatever answer you came up with in your head, I have a feeling that it’s probably not as bad as the humiliation that these folks felt after these epically awkward encounters.

Hey, sometimes in life, you just get humiliated and there’s nothing you can really do about it…

Let’s get to the stories that might make you cringe.

1. I don’t think you’ll recover from this, either.

What were you thinking???

2. That was a mistake.

And I’m sorry you had to see that.

3. Maybe DON’T hug it out.

It’s just best to mind your own business.

4. Oh, boy…that’s pretty humiliating.

Also, how did you make this epic mistake?

5. Hold me for a second.

And never let me go…

6. Well, you can’t go back into that building.

It’s all over now…

7. That happens to be a cutting board.

Just so you know…

8. That’s a hard NO.

And that’s also a broken heart. I hope you’re happy…

9. Go ahead and talk into the mic.

Oh wait, never mind…don’t do that.

10. Are there any Plan Bs left in this town.

On the verge of a breakdown.

11. Ships passing in the night.

Better luck next time!

12. Doh! Sorry for your loss.

Well, how were you supposed to know…?

Okay, you know what we’re gonna say next…

In the comments, please tell us about some of your most awkward and humiliating stories!

We promise we won’t laugh too hard! Thanks a lot!

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Animal Friendships That Are Absolutely Wholesome

Do you need some wholesomeness right about now? I’m talking about some content that is so pure and adorable that it will make your heart all warm and fuzzy?

I know I sure do! And one of the most heartwarming things out there, in my humble opinion, is when animals that are completely different species become best friends.

And you can’t disagree with me because you know that it’s true, too!

I grew up in a house with dogs and cats and the times when they would put all their differences aside and enjoy each others’ company always made me feel wonderful…and so do these photos!

So let’s enjoy them together!

1. A horse and a husky.

A match made in Heaven.

"Friendship Between a Horse And Husky" (x-post /r/MostBeautiful) from aww

2. It’s gonna be okay, buddy.

This is so cute.

Comforting a friend from MadeMeSmile

3. Cats and rats.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.

My friend’s cat and rat are best buddies from aww

4. Wow! I’d like to see a TV show about these two.

Don’t you agree?

"A rare friendship developed between a gray wolf and brown bear." from aww

5. Only hangin’ with the dogs.

Well, what can you do?

My aunts goat thinks it’s a dog. It wont associate with the other goats and only hangs out with the dogs. from aww

6. A horse and a dog.

And a great friendship.

Friendship is a very beautiful thing ❤ from aww

7. Look very closely.

Hey, how did that happen?

Now this was an unexpected friendship ? from aww

8. Best friends until the end.

I love this so much.

Meet Mickey and John, they’re best friends from aww

9. Awwww. This is 100% pure.

They don’t know any different.

Dog and Raccoon Friendship from aww

10. Very unusual…

But extremely adorable!

unusual friendship from AnimalsBeingBros

11. Let’s go see your buddies.

It’s nice when you can catch up with your friends.

These horses always come for a kiss whenever we walk past from aww

Well, that sure was nice, wasn’t it?

Have you seen any other wholesome animal friendships lately?

If so, tell us about them in the comments and share some photos and links with us. Thanks a lot!

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Kids Like to Ask Funny Questions and Here’s the Proof

If you spend a lot of time around young kids, you quickly realize that their brains work in a totally different way than ours do.

BUT, you also realize that YOU were once the same way back in the day. You asked funny, weird, uncomfortable, and downright strange questions that made adults squirm and scratch their heads.

Hey, all kids do it and now, thanks to social media, we get to read about what weird questions other adults hear on a regular basis from the kiddos around them.

Here are some hilarious examples.

1. That might not taste very good.

But why not give it a shot?!?!

2. Oh boy…let’s have a talk.

OutKast is alive and well.

3. Oh…now it makes sense.

That one took me a minute.

4. She’ll be headed to Harvard on a full scholarship.

 

5. You were being set up!

Good thing you didn’t fall into that trap.

6. No more of that.

He’s banned from picking music for the rest of his life.

7. Well, that takes all the fun out of it.

They depend on you for everything.

8. Almost. But not quite yet.

They sure have it all together!

9. That is depressing.

But a fair question…

10. I can’t handle this right now.

Go watch TV and we’ll talk about it later.

11. You should NOT have asked that question!

And now you are no longer a part of this family.

12. Sort of like littering…

But a little more scandalous.

13. This is just me.

Take it all in…

Now we want to hear from you!

What kind of hilarious and ridiculous things do your kids say to you?

Tell us all about it in the comments. Thanks!

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Amusing Memes You Should Check Out if You Need a Pick-Me-Up

My name is Matt and I’m a meme-aholic.

I know it sounds kind of silly, but it’s the truth. I just can’t get enough of hilarious memes that seem to instantly put me in a good mood.

What can I say, it’s how I live my life…

And I think you’re probably on the same wavelength as me, because you’re here too about to get your laugh on!

So let’s check out these funny memes that will make us all feel a little bit better.

1. This is all you’re gonna need.

Trust me on this one.

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2. You’re really gonna be embarrassed about this one!

You picked the wrong goat!

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3. This is not gonna be a fun night.

Isn’t this just the worst?!?!

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4. Oh, thanks a lot.

A nice and easy password for you to remember.

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5. Wow! Didn’t see that coming.

They’ve really upped their game, huh?

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6. That is exactly what happened here.

Thoughts on this outcome?

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7. This is pretty much it.

Work and sleep. Work and sleep. Repeat.

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8. I really am ducking mad right now.

And I’m gonna let you know about it!

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9. Oh, it exists…

It’s quite intense.

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10. Whoa! I didn’t know that!

You learn something new every day.

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11. Your mind is now blown.

Just let that sink in.

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12. It tends to sneak up on you.

Don’t do that to me!

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13. Please don’t make that joke anymore.

You’re really hurting my feelings.

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Okay, now it’s YOUR turn to make US laugh.

In the comments, share some funny stuff with us that you think will make us chuckle.

We want jokes, memes, tweets, photos, stories, anything that will bring the laughter.

Please and thank you!

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