Take a Look at These Funny Parodies of Vintage Album Covers

I’ve spent a decent amount of time at record stores, thrift stores, and garage sales digging through vinyl to try to uncover some gems.

And yes, for every 15,000 Blue Oyster Cult records that you flip through, you come across a really rare LP every once in a while that makes you scratch your head in amazement.

But I bet even the most seasoned record collector has never stumbled upon these albums. Why, you ask? Because the funny folks behind an Instagram page called Obscurest Vinyl take vintage records and make big jokes out of them…and they’re very funny.

Enjoy these photos of records that I personally really wish existed in real life…

1. A fun weekend activity.

I hope they find her!

2. That’s not good.

But I hope it works out!

3. This isn’t creepy at all.

It kind of looks like my house.

4. Don’t do it!

You’re gonna regret it!

5. Just checking in!

And good luck with everything!

6. This seems very inappropriate.

And are we sure that they are father and daughter?

7. That’s romance, people.

Just let it all soak in.

8. Wow…gonna need to give this one a listen.

You never know until you try.

9. I think I’m gonna be sick.

That was very rude!

10. Yikes…a bit over the top.

Also, how does it taste?

11. This is a very sad record.

You’ve been warned about this one.

12. I can’t believe what they did to Fats!

Not cool!

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please tell us what old album covers you think would be good candidates for these folks to make over.

Thanks in advance!

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The “Hipsters of New York” Account Will Make You Laugh…and Roll Your Eyes

When’s the last time you went to New York City?

I was there about two years ago and, while I had a great time just like I always do when I visit the Big Apple, there’s no denying that there are A TON of hipsters wandering the streets of that great city.

And, luckily for those of us that don’t live in NYC, there’s a great Instagram account called Hipsters of New York that captures these men and women in all their glory. Hey, it’s the next best thing to actually being there!

Take a look at these folks and try not to laugh…too much…

1. Are you Jesus?

You kind of remind me of Jesus…

2. What the hell is going on here?

This one really has me perplexed.

3. I can’t unsee this.

And my eyes are burning.

4. What year is it? 1920?

And why aren’t you in black and white?

5. I’m at a total loss for words.

Why did you do this, sir?

6. He’d love to take your photo.

He looks like a blast!

7. Way too much going on here.

And also, he kind of looks like Johnny Knoxville.

8. Nice outfit, where do you keep the batteries!

That is really LOUD.

9. Yikes…not even sure what to say.

Hey buddy, who helped you get dressed this morning?

10. Can’t tell if this person is 12 or 40-years-old.

I’m lost, LOST I tell you!

11. Not the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

You do you, okay?

12. Good day, fine sir!

That’s quite a get-up you got there.

Oh, boy…what kind of world are we living in?!?!

How about you?

Do you see a lot of hipsters in your area?

If so, tell us all about it in the comments. And share some pics if you got ’em!

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Hilarious Tweets to Help Lift Your Dark Mood

Do you feel like you’ve been walking around with a dark cloud hanging over your head lately?

If so, you’re not alone! We’ve all been putting up with a lot of dark things this year and I think it’s safe to say we could all use a break. A BIG one.

So what can we do about that…?

I know! How about we dive into some hilarious tweets that are sure to put you (and us) in a better mood?

That’ll do the trick! Let’s get started right now!

1. Just throw them off a little bit.

You really think they hate you…?

2. I think I saw Stand by Me too many times…

I figured there would be leeches everywhere.

3. How is my pet supposed to come up with that dough?

Doesn’t seem fair…

4. Over and over again in your head.

But they don’t occur in reality, do they…?

5. Sounds like a deal!

Have you found any takers on this idea yet?

6. Yes, I can multitask.

No problem at all!

7. You really just turned him (and me) on.

Thank you for that!

8. It’s time to get ‘er done.

I’m very proud of you!

9. Seriously…how’d you get that gig?

I think I have a good idea of how that worked out…

10. Wasn’t messing around.

They’re very passionate about hot dogs over there.

11. They know what’s up.

And us adults have absolutely no clue.

12. Keep it down out there!

This is 100% accurate.

13. That was nice of you to help out.

It’s called being a good citizen.

Now I’m in a much better mood!

And now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share some funny stuff that you’ve seen lately on social media that really made you laugh.

Thanks a lot!

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Enjoy These Funny Parodies of Vintage Album Covers

Are you a record collector? Or maybe you’re even a total record NERD?

Hey, I’m right there with you! I love going to record stores and flipping through vinyl to try to add to my collection.

And, as someone who enjoys records, I got a really huge kick out of an Instagram account called Obscurest Vinyl that takes vintage albums and makes completely new and ridiculous LP covers that are pretty hilarious…and inappropriate.

Hey, it’s right up my alley!

Take a look at these record covers that we really wish existed in real life…enjoy…

1. Looks like a lot of fun!

You’ve done this before, right?

2. Well, that’s inappropriate.

Especially if those people are strangers.

3. Totally grossed out now.

Thanks a lot!

4. You didn’t have to do that!

But I’m glad that you did!

5. Yes, she’s still doing it…

Don’t look behind you, whatever you do.

6. She should give it a shot!

I think it would look great.

7. That really killed the mood.

You need to come up with some new pick-up lines.

8. I have not!

Tell me how it works!

9. He seems like a great guy.

He must be a real ladykiller!

10. I think that might be the same person.

Or maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me.

11. This just seems too complicated.

I’m throwing in the towel on this one.

12. Let’s end with this gem.

I’ll let you interpret this one for yourself…

Those are great!

Do you know of any old album covers that you think these folks should make over in their style?

If so, talk to us in the comments and share some photos. Thanks!

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Raccoons Are Cute and Hilarious and Here’s the Proof

Several months ago, I had not one, not two, not three, but FOUR baby raccoons stuck in my fireplace in my living room. The poor little guys fell down the chimney and thank goodness I was home at the time so I could barricade the fireplace opening with a piece of wood until a “wildlife expert” showed up to remove the animals.

They were so adorable and I felt so bad for them that I even thought about keeping them for a minute…and then I realized that would be a total disaster so I abandoned that dream…

But I did come to realize that raccoons are very cute, even though they like to eat our trash and some of them are dangerous because they’re infected with rabies. But we can still admire them from afar!

Enjoy these funny and cute photos of raccoons just living their daily lives.

1. Now THAT is cute.

It’s cute, right?

Cross post from fb. from trashpandas

2. Teamwork makes the dream work.

They’re getting it done!

So I set my deer feeder high off the ground so the raccoons couldn’t reach it… from funny

3. You are their new father now.

I hope you guys are hungry!

Our 93 year old neighbor passed away on Sunday. Apparently he was feeding these little sweeties. Now they come to our door. My husband is the new proud father of these 4 trash pandas from trashpandas

4. Yeah, that’s for you!

He’s pretty shocked by the whole thing.

For me? from aww

5. Hello…is anyone in there?

This raccoon is all kinds of sad.

You forgot to pick me up from practice! from funny

6. How did you get in there?

Tricky little devil.

7. Hitchin’ a ride.

Where you headed?

8. Can I help you?

Which apartment do you live in?

The situation at my friends apartment right now. from funny

9. What do you think you’re doing up there?

Gymnastics, maybe?

Found a raccoon in this exact position from funny

10. I like these guys!

And I hope the chimney is closed off!

Best day ever, took a lot to pull myself away. Video in comments. from trashpandas

11. A true artist.

I’m impressed!

12. At the end of the rainbow.

Up to no good.

Instead of gold at the end of this rainbow, I found something a little more cuter. from aww

They sure are cute!

Do you have any photos of raccoons or other wild animals that you’ve taken?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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Funny Memes to Help Lighten the Mood Around Here

Are things tense around here, or what?

The tension in the air is so thick I feel like I can hardly breathe…so we need to lighten the mood right this instant.

And we’re gonna do it with hilarious memes! Because they hit the spot every single time, guaranteed!

Let’s quit wasting time so we can start laughing NOW.

Enjoy!

1. It is quite painful.

You better get home ASAP.

Photo Credit: The Chive

2. You are now THE MAN.

Ladies are gonna love you.

Photo Credit: The Chive

3. I don’t think that’s what she’s offering.

But you never know, I guess…

Photo Credit: The Chive

4. This is not going well.

You might as well sit in silence.

Photo Credit: The Chive

5. Don’t forget my order!

Also, don’t go too far.

Photo Credit: The Chive

6. Can’t let them see this.

Staying up late isn’t as much fun as you get older, FYI.

Photo Credit: The Chive

7. Hahahaha. Totally accurate.

Those were some good times.

Photo Credit: The Chive

8. This is a very high-quality meme.

Is your mother-in-law a wicked witch?

Photo Credit: The Chive

9. Get up! Get up!

He’s not hurt, he’s faking it!

Photo Credit: The Chive

10. The best and the brightest among us.

I am not in this category.

Photo Credit: The Chive

11. This graph is very accurate.

For me…and probably for you…

Photo Credit: The Chive

12. Okay…well what does this mean?

Anyone care to weigh in on this one?

Photo Credit: The Chive

I feel as light as a feather right about now…

How about you? Have you seen any really funny memes lately?

If you have, please be a good friend and share them with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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“Hipsters of New York” Shows What Happens When Hipsterism Goes Unchecked

Hipsters are everywhere these days.

Big cities, medium-sized cities, small towns. And yet, New York City seems to be the place where these folks really flourish.

And I’m sure that many of them are very fine, smart people, but…a lot of times they look totally godd*mn ridiculous. And that’s a plus for all of us because we get to laugh at them from afar!

Check out these funny and interesting photos from an Instagram account called Hipsters of New York that you should definitely be following. Let’s take a look, shall we?

1. She caught you taking her pic!

Also, what on Earth is she wearing?

2. Quite a motley crue.

Also, my eyes hurt.

3. Some very interesting choices.

At least he’s comfortable…I guess…

4. The case of PBR completes the look.

And that sweater is really something else.

5. This is a hipster power couple.

You guys are killing it!

6. Forgot to change out of her PJs.

Or maybe she’s sleepwalking. Who knows?

7. This is a nightmare.

I can’t even bear to look.

8. Okay, come on!

What the heck is going on around here?

9. She brought her dolly along for a train ride.

Hmmmm, I’m a little bit weirded out…

10. You gave it your best shot.

And you failed…

11. Almost ready for the runway.

Hey, you never know.

12. I can’t take it anymore.

That’s enough!

How about where you live?

Are there a lot of hipsters roaming the streets in your neighborhood?

Tell us all about it in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Mechanics Weigh in on the Good and the Bad When It Comes to Car Companies

I finally sold my old car recently and decided to buy a new one.

It was a pretty interesting process and I asked all kinds of friends and family members their opinions about different makes and models.

I finally made an informed decision and it’s all good. BUT, I do wish that I had some mechanic friends out there, because these guys and gals really know their stuff.

Here is some good car advice from folks on AskReddit that could help you out next time you’re looking for a new car.

1. Mini.

“Import mechanic here. STAY AWAY FROM MINI!!

If someone offers to give you one for free, take it and get $100 scrap price for it!”

2. Suzuki.

“Suzuki belongs in the decent brands. Good value for money, cheap to fix, easy to work on, but not as full featured as others.

My wife had a 2011 swift that did 200,000km with zero issues and we now have a Vitara turbo that has been nothing short of fantastic as well, a few of my friends have had swifts that I’ve worked on/services as well and they can take a flogging.”

3. As easy as that.

“Buy a Honda or Toyota or their luxury counterparts, Acura or Lexus.”

4. No issues.

“When I was deployed to Afghanistan we had this little FOB truck that was a right hand drive Diesel Toyota Hilux that we drove for transporting stuff around the base as it was more practical than an MRAP.

We beat the absolute piss out of that thing. We never serviced it and it drove almost exclusively off road or on dirt roads. Didn’t give us so much as a hiccup.”

5. Here’s the deal.

“Avoid chrysler/dodge/jeep/ram like the plague.

Avoid german cars unless you have lots of $$$

After that it gets a little more open for interpretation and depends on what kind of vehicle you are looking for. That said, you can never go wrong choosing a Toyota.”

6. Silverado.

“I’ve seen three silverados in my family go over 350,000 miles.

We even pulled the engine out of a 77 silverado with 377,000 miles that we had and put it in an 85 blazer we rebuilt from the frame up.

Those engines could take a grenade and keep running.”

7. Good quality.

“The majority of my family is mechanics and they always say “never buy a Dodge!” Two work for an auto parts store and says they’re the ones they get the most calls for, about parts and repairs.

My family has VWs and we all love them. The older ones tend to be built better though, but we find they’re good quality.”

8. Bottom of the barrel.

“Fiat/Chrysler is pretty much the bottom of the barrel, with GM not far behind. These brands can be ok if you are trying to get a performance car such as the Charger SRT Hellcat or the C8 Corvette, however for normal cars they are pretty much the worst

European car brand like Mercedes, BMW, and Volkswagen are ok, but expensive to buy and VERY expensive to repair.

Toyota, Honda, and Mazda are all usually pretty good.

Ford is ok as well. Less reliable than the Japanese competitors, but generally cheaper to buy.”

9. Just stay away.

“Stay away from Mini Coopers, Land Rovers, and Lotuses.

Those have to be the WORST for reliability and maintenance.

As for good ones to buy, Ford, Volkswagen, Volvo, Chevrolet, and Toyota are some of the best for maintenance, repairs and reliability.”

10. Interesting…

“Mazdas are above average in reliability and are champions of fuel efficient gasoline engines.

I’ve never met anyone who has one who doesn’t like theirs, and most single daily-driver car people I’ve talked to who’ve owned one have permanently
converted to the brand.”

11. Thanks!

“Buy a Honda or Toyota.

Absolutely never touch anything German beyond a luxury lease from new. If you need a truck to do local heavy load work, buy a Ford.

Long haul towing type work, Cummins Dodge with a stick shift. That’s about it.”

12. TOYOTA.

“BUY A  TOYOTA.

My dad was a mechanic for 30 years. Mostly BMW He was an ASE master tech. The dealership he worked for also owned a Toyota dealer.

The year before he retired he got me, my sister, and my mother a heavily discounted Toyota corolla because quote “he never wanted to fix a car again”.

They run forever, have long warranties, and are cheap to fix. Yes they’re boring… But they run forever.”

13. Good points.

“I will preface this with all manufacturers make bad models. There are always lemons and there is always those few cars that make it 500,000 miles because everyone on the assembly line was sober that day. Also, even the best built car can be made unreliable if basic maintenance is ignored.

Import cars like Mercs, Audi, Land Rover, BMW, etc. They are great to drive and are awesome so long as you are leasing them. If they break, it is someone else’s problem and I assure you it generally will be an expensive problem. European cars are a very different school of thought from design to assembly to repair.

Hell, BMW has a few models with alternators that are cooled with engine coolant that is as hot as the engine. The VW beetle requires you to basically pull the front bumper off for an alternator replacement.

The Mini (a rebadged BMW) is 10 gallons of crap in a 5 gallon pail. It is hard to work on, expensive to repair, and completely designed with input from Satan himself.

For US, as much as they can be called US, domestic brands to definitely avoid in my book is Dodge, Jeep, Chrysler. The parent company has been bought and sold more than a prostitute. I think Fiat owns them this week.

The QC is lacking and automatic transmission issues abound (The RAM trucks come to mind), electrical issues(generally body control modules), and engine longevity have been and continue to remain an issue. The reliability that they may have had in the 90’s and early 2000’s is a distant memory.

Chevy isn’t doing so great and neither is Ford. Everyone’s stuff is getting more difficult to work on and requiring more and more special tools and software.

Nissans have been going downhill but the CVT transmission is problematic.

Subaru is kind of in between like/dislike for me. The boxer engine is nice but overhauling it can be a bit cramped. The good news it that they made it relatively easy to remove/install.

If you want to look at reliable manufacturers I would argue for Japanese and Korean vehicles. Kia is getting good, though sometimes the replacement parts cost can be a bit expensive. Hyundai has gotten much better. Toyota is pretty solid although the initial cost is higher. Honda is pretty solid too.”

14. FYI.

“Worked at a dealership for 10 years, only cars I ever seen with 400,000+ miles were mid 90s Honda civics, seen a GMC diesel truck with like 379,000 miles one time, and everyone in shop was amazed at that, but everything else was max 250,000 or so.”

How about you?

Do you have any good advice you can give us about cars?

If so, please share it with us in the comments. Thanks!

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People Share the Weirdest Facts They Know…For Some Reason

All of us know a lot of random stuff.

And it covers all kinds of random topics. I personally think it’s a good thing to know a little about a lot and with that comes from weird facts that get stuck in our brains for one reason or another.

Are you ready to learn about some interesting facts?

Let’s get weird with folks on AskReddit!

1. Time to get grossed out.

“Lice are the human equivalent of fleas, but unlike other species, humans have different types that are exclusive to different parts of the body- head lice, body lice and pubic lice.”

2. Take that!

“America dropped extra large condoms labeled small into Soviet territory to make the Russians feel bad.”

3. Taste test.

“A male giraffe will taste the urine of a female to know if she’s fertile.”

4. I need a pair of these.

“Necropants are a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man, which are believed in Icelandic witchcraft to be capable of producing an endless supply of money.”

5. That’s wild.

“Squirrels need to fall 4800 miles to die because it gives them long enough to starve.

This is because they can survive their terminal velocity.”

6. It worked out.

“During a long FBI undercover sting operation to uncover corruption in the Cleveland PD, the FBI used a T-Shirt factory as a front for an illegal gambling operation, not only did they turn a profit with the T-shirt company but there are a few companies and bars walking around with T-shirts made by the FBI, including the Cleveland PD’s softball team.”

7. Size matters.

“In ancient Rome, having a large p*nis resulted in being ridiculed. It was thought the bigger the p*nis, the dumber and more brutish you were.

In other words, I would have been the smartest man in Rome.”

8. Well, that’s just adorable.

“Otters hold hands while they sleep so they don’t float away.”

9. State fish.

“The Hawaiian state fish is called a “humuhumunukunukuapuaa”.

I tried to date a Hawaiian girl in high school. It’s amazing the stuff you can remember when you’re a horny 17 year old.”

10. I’m a fan of this.

“The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for “Entertainment”, making his full name Charles Entertainment Cheese.”

11. Defend the hive.

“Bees can vibrate their bodies super fast which produces a lot heat.

In order for a hive to defend themselves from intruders like wasps they will dog pile the wasp while vibrating and it will eventually cook the wasp alive.”

12. Save it for later.

“Otters have a small pocket underneath their armpits where they like to hide their favorite rocks.”

13. Think they were ready for a kid?

“The youngest parents in the world had a combined age of 17.

8 year old boy 9 year old girl

1910, China.”

14. No!

“About 1 cup of ground apple seeds contains enough cyanide to kill a human. Smoothie anyone?”

15. On the hunt.

“Killer whales and dolphins can learn to communicate with one another and form hunting parties together.”

16. Don’t go in the water.

“The release of the film JAWS had such an impact upon people’s view of the ocean that the professional association of diving instructors PADI reported that their numbers had dropped by somewhere around 60%.”

17. A dairy lover.

“Fidel Castro loved dairy so much that he invested in trying to breed a cow that could survive in the climate of Cuba and still produce a lot of milk.

He failed over and over for years until one day a cow that was exactly to his specifications. She produced obscene, record breaking amounts of milk even for a regular cow and could live in Cuba’s sweltering climate.

There were regular updates on her health in the Cuban national newspaper and he loved her so much that when she died he erected a huge marble statue of her in her honor.”

Now it’s your time to shine!

In the comments, please share some weird and interesting facts that you know.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Hilarious Tweets to Help Relieve Your Extreme Boredom

Have you been bored lately?

I know I sure have!

Hey, it’s pretty boring right now with a lot of places closed and not being able to get together in big groups. So we need to have some fun in other ways…and we like to do it with hilarious tweets!

Y’all ready for this? Let’s do it!

1. He used to be so good at this…

What really happened to Waldo?

2. It’s all true.

Give it a shot sometime!

3. Are you sure about that?

They’re the life of the party!

4. I’m not sure that I belong here.

You, sir, are an imposter!

5. Really doesn’t seem fair, does it?

A lot of ladies out there are really suffering.

6. What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?

Just hide inside and never leave your house again.

7. You just sealed the deal with her.

That’s how you show off your intellect.

8. I’m on board with this idea.

I still don’t know if this would actually help more people read books…

9. Get back here!

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

10. It’s about to be payback time.

They’re in for a big surprise.

11. Where’s my special place?

I mean, I’ve heard it over and over for many years.

12. This is kind of depressing.

Not in a good place…

13. You should be mortified.

This is absolutely outrageous.

14. I like that, too.

I wasn’t sure what to do…

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some funny stuff with us that you’ve seen online lately.

We’re looking for memes, tweets, photos, jokes, etc!

Please and thank you!

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