Hilarious Tweets That Are Just for You, Because You’re Worth It

Hey, you!

Yeah, you!

Don’t tell anyone else because we don’t want to make them jealous, but these tweets are for you and ONLY FOR YOU to enjoy.

We figured you could use a few laughs, so we put together this nice little collection of funny posts especially for YOU.

Are you ready to take a look? Let’s get it on!

1. Seriously, what’s the point?

Can anyone explain this to me? Please?

2. It’s a wild world we live in.

Some people got it. Some people don’t.

3. I think we’ve had just about enough of that.

I’m tired of it getting dark at 4:30. Anyone else?

4. Let’s keep it going.

No negativity allowed there.

5. That wasn’t supposed to happen!

Now how can I escape reality?

6. Oh, yes, it does.

This is the best Craigslist ad of all time. Believe it!

7. That’s the new national anthem.

You didn’t hear that they changed it?

8. This is peak existence for a lot of people.

Someone needs to figure out how to do this for everyone.

9. You shouldn’t have said that!

I think you might have jinxed us.

10. Doesn’t seem fair, does it?

You gotta do those morning stretches!

11. I’m with you on that one!

It’s not gonna happen!

12. It’s really as easy as that.

Seems like a pretty fair deal.

13. The best pick-up line of all time.

I’d like to know if this works.

14. This guy is hilarious.

Keep these coming, please!

Okay, now you’re up!

In the comments, share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that have made you laugh.

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Memes About Being Sad We Can All Relate To

I’ve learned in my years on Earth that you need to balance the good with the bad…and the funny with the sad.

And, wouldn’t you know it, that’s what we’re gonna do today!

Because the memes you’re about to see are both funny AND sad…but that’s kind of the way life works, isn’t it?

So get ready to laugh and maybe even cry a little bit. And remember to enjoy these memes, too. They’re meant to be funny, after all.

1. Guys…we need to stay here.

And never leave the house again.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

2. Yeah, this year kind of went to sh*t.

No doubt about it.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

3. My schedule is a little packed today…

Maybe some other time?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

4. You feel for it again.

Haven’t you learned your lesson yet?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

5. Decisions, decisions…

I just have so many friends that I don’t know what to do!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

6. This all looks very familiar.

Keep ’em coming!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

7. How many times have you heard this stuff?

There’s no escape from it!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

8. Well, that didn’t work out.

Back to the drawing board.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

9. Is this what I’m supposed to do?

I don’t think that’s a good way to deal with it…

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

10. Here come the waterworks.

I’ve seen this before…

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

11. THIS. This is why!

Any more questions?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

12. Now, that is rough.

I wonder if a lot of them actually do this…

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

Now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, please share the absolute funniest meme that you’ve seen online lately.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

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People Posted Hilarious Photos in Response to “What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”

I sure do love looking at dog pictures! I really can’t get enough!

But these photos? They’re a little bit…different, as you’ll see in just a second.

Because these pooches were all going a little loco the moment their owner snapped pics of them…let’s just hope they snap out of it sooner than later.

1. This dog has seen a lot.

I’ve seen a lot of stuff, mannnnn!

Life takes its toll on us all from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

2. Kids, don’t do drugs.

And dogs shouldn’t do drugs, either.

We gave him some meds for the thunderstorms and he turned into a DARE commercial from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

3. What is this creature that just came from the sea?

This should be the start of a new horror film.

men and women fled in horror, when the creature emerged from the depths from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

4. Hey, whatever works, right?

She’s starting to get the hang of it.

We put her bowl on the bottom step so she didn’t have to bend down as far to eat from it… from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

5. I’ll just have a seat over here.

He’s watching all the action unfold.

6. He seems very wise…

And yes, he does sit in a very weird position.

this is how he sits from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

7. Just taking it all in.

I bet he knows all the neighborhood gossip.

My neighbor’s dog sits like this out the second story window for hours every day just vibing and watching the world go by. from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

8. What do you think you’re doing?

You’re doing it wrong. Again.

Uhhh… I don’t think that’s how you do that from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

9. Listen, we need to talk…

I like you, but I can’t get any work done. Ever.

How am I supposed to do my work with this??? from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

10. Poor guy. He’s gonna be staring at that for a long time.

And with nothing to show for it!

He haphazardly looked for birds in the tree when we first set it up. I instantly felt bad when I played a YouTube video of birds in the forest and put my phone in the branches. He stared at it like this for hours. from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

11. Look deep into my eyes.

I think your dog might be possessed.

Photobombing from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

12. Just like a lil’ baby.

Feed me! No one would be able to resist that.

My dog was sitting like this while being fed with a fork by her grandpa from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

13. These don’t even look like the same dog.

Went through a total transformation.

My little beauty queen from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

14. An alien life form is now in your home.

Be very careful…

Everyday is a new weird thing with her from WhatsWrongWithYourDog

You know what we want next…

We want to meet your pooches!

Share some pics in the comments and introduce us to them. Thanks!

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Funny Tweets That Bring LOLs for Days

It’s one thing to have laughs from time but to have LOLs that last for days…that’s the good stuff!

And that’s what we’re about to provide you with, believe it or not!

Because these tweets are so darn funny that we had to go back and read them a few times. That’s how much we love them!

Hey, don’t be too surprised. It’s what we do here.

Dig in to these tweets and remember to have a great day. Enjoy!

1. It’s not gonna happen.

That’s a big NO.

2. Good thing they bought it.

I’m gonna start using this one.

3. That’s the best feeling ever.

Nothing better than that!

4. Bring it on!

The coffee and the medicine, I mean.

5. Yes. Yes, I do.

You know what I’m saying?

6. Ouch. She sounds like a treat.

And by “treat” I mean awful.

7. That’s always a tough one.

You just gotta make a decision sometimes.

8. What are all these people doing here?

This is not what I signed up for!

9. Don’t forget to change.

And then do it all over again in 7 days.

10. He’ll never know.

This is a major life hack.

11. I’d like to know the answer, too.

Was it really worth it?

12. That’s a real zinger!

And I liked it!

Those were great! And now we want to hear from you. Yeah, all of you beautiful people out there!

In the comments, share the stuff that absolutely makes you laugh the most. We’re looking for memes, tweets, photos, and jokes.

Please and thank you!

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Photographer Captures the Funny Personalities of Stray Cats in Japan

I gotta say that Masayuki Oki’s photos are some of the best things I’ve seen in a while.

The Japanese photographer spends his time wandering around the streets of Tokyo taking snapshots of the city’s colorful stray cats and he really captures their fun-loving personalities in a unique and enlightening way.

Take some time with these photos and we think you’ll be a fan of Oki’s pictures, just like we are.

Enjoy!

1. The gang’s all here.

Who wants to join the party?!?!

2. I have a feeling these two might be related.

What do you think?

3. Not sure what’s going on here, but I like it.

Maybe she just really loves that pole?

4. A good place to chill out.

Anyplace will do, really…

5. Portrait of a kitty at night.

She looks very serious…

6. Hanging on for dear life.

Is this the actual inspiration for those “Hang in There!” posters?

7. I want both of them!

How adorable are they?

8. It’s like an optical illusion.

One goes this way, one goes that way.

9. Do you need a massage?

You look a little tense.

10. Doing her morning exercises?

And one, and two, and three, and four.

11. The cat and the guy in this photo have the right idea.

It’s always nap time!

12. Looks like someone just caught their lunch.

I hope it goes down easy!

Those cats are just delightful!

And now we’d like to hear from you.

Share some photos of your furry friends with us.

Do it in the comments, please!

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Photographer Shares Awesome Snapshots of Stray Cats on the Streets of Japan

It seems like there are a ton of animal photographers out there on social media, but I gotta say that Masayuki Oki has to be one of the best out there.

The photographer is based in Japan and he uses his camera as a tool to show the rest of the world what life for stray cats on the streets of Tokyo is really like.

And Oki always seems to capture the funniest and most revealing moments of these adorable and playful felines.

Enjoy this collection of Oki’s photos and talk to us on the other side in the comments!

1. Get a load of these two!

Cuteness overload, right here.

2. Look what I found!

This little fella is pretty excited.

3. Everybody come over here to stay warm.

How cute is this?

4. Reaching out for a little TLC.

How could anyone possibly resist that face?

5. Just found a snack.

And I don’t think the fisherman even noticed. Score!

6. Take a long morning stretch.

Ahhhhh, that’s better…

7. Out for an evening stroll.

This guy looks like he knows his way around town.

8. Showing the young ones how to do it.

This is totally adorable.

9. There’s a lot going on in this photo.

You better run for it!

10. Looks like a nice place for a snooze.

I think this will work just fine.

11. Soaking up the sun.

Well-fed and ready for a nap.

12. Two bosom buddies.

Just out for a leisurely walk.

Well, those are certainly delightful, aren’t they?

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some pics of your pets and introduce us to them. Thanks!

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Wholesome Tweets That We Think Are Gonna Make You Happy

It’s been a long day, a long week, and a verrrrrryyyyy long year.

And we think it’s important to bring you some wholesome content from time to time so we can all remember that human beings are usually pretty solid individuals that care about each other and try to make the world a better place.

So sit back, take a load off, forget about the pressing things you have to do today, and enjoy these wholesome tweets that we think will make you happy today.

1. These are all good things.

And I’m behind you, sir!

2. This is pretty wholesome.

Dogs will never turn their backs on you!

3. I think you’re hot.

True love is still alive!

4. I love this so much.

Look how proud he is.

5. It’s gonna be okay.

We really don’t deserve dogs, do we?

6. The type of inclusion we need.

Way to go, Ellie!

7. We all are! Don’t worry about it!

This kid speaks the truth.

8. This woman is a trailblazer.

And we salute her!

9. Moms are the best.

And this kid is one of the smart ones!

10. Nice work!

Well, isn’t that nice?

11. It’s a perfect fit.

And the pooch seems to like it.

12. Help out your neighbors.

And learn a lesson from this guy!

13. Words of wisdom.

All you need is pancakes.

Now we want you to help us keep smiling!

In the comments, share something you’ve seen on social media lately that really put you in a good mood.

Thanks in advance!

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Some of the Best Facebook Posts of the Year That Will Give You the Laughs You Need

How are you doing, friend? Good, I hope. And it’s about to get better. Much better.

Why? Because we went out to the Twitter… to find the best of Facebook.

Make sense? Yeah, of course it does. How can it not? It’s so easy to follow.

Let’s take a look at these 11 Facebook posts that will give you life, laughs and love.

1. Lol… my kid is trash. Pls help me.
Gotta love the honesty!

Poor kid ? from sadcringe


2. Merry Beanmas!
This is gross… but also fantastic, right?


3. That’s actually how it works.
Do you even Spanish, bro?


4. Gotta give ALL the love to Dolly, fam!
Jolene… Jolene… Jolene…


5. Oh snap! You got the daughter you need.
I honestly don’t even know how to read this.


6. When you find these diamonds in the rough…
Gotta polish them up!


7. I am endlessly fascinated by this!
What in the heck are people doing during quarantine?!


8. When you just want your money back from your mistake…
Go to Facebook and GET THAT MONEY!


9. People get THIS excited about Christmas?
Good lord!


10. Doing it Fred Flintstone style!
Hope you’ve got some great shoes!


11. What in the actual what?
I mean… at least they can rhyme.

And that, my friends, is how laughter is made. One Facebook at a time… and one Twitter post that highlights that Facebook post.

All of that makes sense, right? It’s not really that hard to figure out. It’s a clear path from Facebook to Twitter to here. Simple!

Okay, any of these make you laugh out loud? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks, fam!

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What Food Should People Try if They Visit Your Country? Check Out These Answers.

When I travel I get excited about two things: drinking and eating.

Sure, I’ll check out some museums. Yes, I’ll walk the streets for hours on end.

But the highlight is always the food and the drinks, baby!

And these responses gave me some ideas about some future trips.

AskReddit users talked about the food everyone should try from their respective countries.

1. Yum!

“East Africa.

An omelette made of fries, eggs and spices (chips mayai).

Spicy sugarcane juice.”

2. I’ll take all of that.

“Belgium.

Fries, belgian waffles, pralines, beer…”

3. Viva Mexico!

“If you visit Mexico I always recommend mole, chilaquiles, and horchata water to drink.”

4. My mouth is watering.

“Vietnam.

Pho, banh mi (of course).

But also try bun cha if you are in Hanoi.

It is a MUST.”

5. Interesting.

“In Finland we have a breakfast thing called “Plörö”.

You put a coin on the bottom of a coffee mug and pour coffee until the coin is not visible anymore. Then you pour vodka until the coin is visible again.

Best enjoyed with a cigarette.”

6. Germany.

“I love Käsespätzle with Speck and Röstzwiebeln — egg noodles with cheese, bacon and crispy fried onions.”

7. France.

“Tarte flambée, Paris Brest, kouign amann

And of course a proper croissant.”

8. Denmark.

“Flæskesteg sandwich. Just go for it.

These are what I miss most about living in Denmark.

And kanelsnegls.”

9. Poland.

“Honestly the best thing is to stop in a Bar Mleczny (Milk Bar).

Every single one is run by weird clones of 2 old angry ladies, one is short and one is tall. One is fat and one is skinny.

You will pay next to nothing for an enormous plate of food and you’re pretty much guaranteed to love it.”

10. Delicious.

“Shwarma if you go to Syria.

I’ve had Shawarma in many places. Including a couple countries in the Middle East and USA.

Syria’s Shawarma is the absolute best. Too bad most people will probably never get to taste it.”

11. Iceland.

“Try skyr.

It’s like cottage cheese/yogurt.”

12. Holland.

“Two things really, one that probably a lot of people will hate but it’s Soo good.

Raw Atlantic herring with white onion and pickles.

And the other one which everyone will love, stroopwafels!”

13. When in Colombia…

“Colombia: chocolate santafereño, or hot chocolate.

I know what you’re thinking. “What’s so distinctive about plain ol’ hot chocolate?” Or maybe, “[insert dumb Colombia drug joke here],” but let me tell you right now, there is nothing better on a chilly morning in the altiplano than a mug of hot chocolate to fill you with vim and vigor.

What makes our take on hot chocolate so different? Three things:

First, ours has a richer concentration of cacao. The rest of the world takes what is essentially sugar with powdered cocoa and mixes it with milk. Not so in Colombia. Our chocolate actually comes in bricks of pure cacao paste with a tiny bit of panela (unrefined cane sugar) and cinnamon. The result is a beverage that is less cloyingly sweet and more rich and flavorful, with a deep aroma that is at once sweet and nutty.

Second, preparation. This, too, is different in Colombia. Rather than grind our wonderful chocolate into dust, we make it by heating our delicious ingots of dark gold in an olleta, a tall pot that resembles a metallic pitcher, along with milk, cloves and a couple of sticks of cinnamon.

Once the chocolate softens, we take a molinillo, a type of grooved, wooden, mace-like whisk, and beat the mixture with a motion akin to that of prehistoric man making fire. The result is a light, foamy beverage that goes down smooth.

Finally, there’s the cheese. Yes, you read that right, we put cheese in our chocolate! I can see your brow furrowing even now, but rest assured, this is a soft, fresh, unsalted cheese (also known as farmer’s cheese or white cheese) that has a chewy texture, like unsalted mozzarella.

Drop a few pieces in your chocolate while you snack on a pandebono (cornflour sourdough bread) or a pandeyuca (pillowy, savoury manioc bread) and fish then out once they’re soft.

There are many wonderful dishes that make up Colombia’s cuisine. But as someone who doesn’t live there anymore, there’s only one dish I really truly miss, and that’s chocolate santafereño.”

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us what foods you’d recommend from your country.

Please and thank you!

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People Share the Worst Pain They’ve Ever Felt

I have a couple of answers to this question. The first was when I broke my hand in sixth grade. The second was when I had kidney stones when I was in college.

Ouch!

Both were pretty terrible and I hope I never have to relive those experiences again.

What’s the worst pain you’ve ever felt?

AskReddit users opened up about their most painful experiences.

1. That hurts.

“Tore an abdominal muscle once because I had a respiratory infection and wouldn’t stop coughing.

Because it was a core muscle, I could do almost nothing without experiencing excruciating pain.”

2. Awful.

“When I was 12, I was hit by a car at 45 mph. The impact snapped my left humerus and shattered my left tibia/fibula. I was thrown 20 feet into a busy intersection.

In the ER, the attending decided to lift my broken leg without support in order to get a board under it. Everyone told him not to, from the EMTs to the trauma nurse to my mother (who had been an RN for years).

He did it anyway. The pain sent me into a grand mal seizure; every muscle in my body contracted – including my left tricep, deltoid, and trapezius*, which caused the jagged edge of my broken arm to slip its setting and move toward my neck.

I never once lost consciousness.”

3. Shot at and hit.

“I was shot in an attempted carjacking.

Took a .45 hollow point point blank in my back. Bullet entered my back, collapsed my lung, paralyzed me and broke 2 ribs. To top that all off my foot was stuck on the gas and I hit a brick wall going 70 mph. Was in the hospital for 7.5 months, numerous surgeries and stage 4 bed sores.

After the swelling went down I was able to rehab and get back on my feet but still can’t run but not complaining. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, if you are lucky.”

4. Ugh!

“Cornea transplantation.

Imagine 100 spiders itching all over your eye after the operation and for the following 4/5 days.”

5. Sounds bad.

“I’ve broken several bones.

But when I dislocated my left knee, that was by far the worst pain. My knee cap spun around the backside of my knee.

And took all the nerves and tendons with it.”

6. Yowza!

“IUD insertion.

It was brief, but the worse pain I ever experienced. The nurses said I handled it well, then I proceeded to throw up at a stoplight while driving home.

Apparently some women only feel mild discomfort during the process.”

7. Those things are nasty.

“Got bit by a brown recluse when I was eight, which caused a staph infection on my back.

I had it for a week before noticing it, and when I got to the doctor they told me that if it wasn’t for the infection digging into my muscle I’d be dead already. He then told me I was in for some serious pain and told me to bite down on this leather strip. He had to push everything out of it and cauterize it. I have never experienced pain like that since.

And I’ve broken quite a few of bones, one of which came out of my skin. It was NOTHING compared to this. I passed out 3 separate times from the pain, and the police were called by the neighboring business because they heard “a child being brutally tortured”.

And this was with morphine and local anesthetic. My mom was crying her eyes out because she felt so bad about what was happening, and the doctor told me it was the hardest thing he’d ever had to do. The newest harry potter book had just come out, and was expensive, but my mom bought it for me and cooked my favorite meal of or THREE days in a row.

I’m not gonna lie, I was f*cking BAWLING when I had to go back for the check up on it because the doctor warned me that he might have to do it again if the infection returned. Which it didn’t. The doctor gave me the $50 my mom had paid for the appointment and said that he couldn’t accept money for what he did to me (still charged my insurance though).

Which I gave to my mom for the book (I usually had to work for the money for the harry potter books). Which my mom used to take our family out to dinner as a celebration for the infection not returning.”

8. Water!

“Dehydration.

I was in college and I got mono terribly. I had a high fever and my throat was mostly closed and I couldn’t swallow at all. Eventually everything just felt like a dull pain, until I’d move and it would become a very sharp pain.

I remember somehow getting to the campus medical ward, and the nurse telling me I was at a 10 pain level. In any case 2 IVs later and I was feeling a lot better.

Later on I broke two vertebrae in a car crash and the dehydration was considerably worse.”

9. Intense pain.

“Being burned alive on 30% of my body and surviving in critical condition and then having to rehab in an ICU.

The searing neurological pain of repeated debriding to promote healthy tissue growth was so much worse than the initial burning.

This was 10 years ago and I literally started crying as I am writing this, just from how vividly I can remember the pain.”

10. Jesus!

“In my early 20’s I had 6 operations for a pilonidal sinus, for which there wasn’t ONE procedure that was 100% effective.

One surgery left the wound open and packed with gauze. A full bottle of gauze. The idea was to remove the gauze and the wound heals from the bottom up.

By the time the initial change of dressing happened over 6 hours had passed and the blood on the gauze had dried and adhered to the walls of the wound. It took 3 big orderlies to hold my legs still and I gripped the handrails of the bed so hard the IV popped out of my arm.

My dad said it was like watching a clown pull the endless rainbow handkerchief out of it’s mouth.”

11. Scooter accident.

“Was going about 50mph on my vespa when the car to the right of me decided that the right lane between two intersections was the best place for a u-turn.

I was luckily thrown clear, did a couple of flips and smacked into the pavement. No serious injuries except for some road rash and… a compound dislocation on my big toe.

Get to the ER and the doctor says, “if we can’t get this back in you are going to need surgery.” He then spends the next 10 minutes trying to force my bone back into the body manually with small breaks while he examines and tries to figure out why it isn’t working.

Turns out the bones in the tip of my toe were basically shattered so while he is squeezing my toe trying to shove the bit of bone back in the shards in the tip were just grinding together.

He eventually got frustraded and gave up. A young orthopedic surgeon came in later wanting to take a crack at it, first question he asked was, “has he gotten any morphine yet?” followed by, “why the f*ck not?”

Dr. Kim, I will be forever grateful to you.”

12. Not numb enough.

“Did surgery to remove my two wisdom tooth but the dentist just used 1/4 of the anesthesia dosage.

I felt everything and even nearly passed out when she got to broke my tooth in 4 pieces .”It’s gonna hurt a little bit”, she said. And I didn’t complain cause thought I was overreacting.

She also touch the nerve while removing the tooth pieces and again almost fainted. Got back to my house like I’ve had been violated, remaining in the fetal position for hours.

All this cause I had dental insurance and didn’t actually pay for the surgery.”

13.  And it happened in public.

“Sneezed while holding my nose and blew out my eardrum. Guys, you know how your parents told you not to do that? There is a really good reason.

I was traveling on the subway when it happened and ended up rolling on the ground almost screaming in pain. I may have been screaming, I don’t know as I couldn’t hear it. Massive ringing in the ear, stabbing pain right into the brain.

Felt like my head exploded and it doesn’t go away. Pain was there for days, hearing loss was a heck of a lot longer although it does fade.”

What’s the worst pain you’ve ever felt in your life?

Tell us your stories in the comments.

Please and thank you!

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