Funny Texts That Human Beings Actually Sent to Each Other

It’s kind of hard to imagine a world without text messaging…

I have one friend who likes to buck the system and he refuses to get texting on his phone, but every single other person I know has the ability to send text messages.

With that many people sending messages out into the world, there’s bound to be a ton of ridiculous, embarrassing, and hilarious moments for us to enjoy.

And here are a bunch! Let’s take a look.

1. That didn’t end well.

Nice try though, Frankie…you did your best.

2. It’s going to be a glorious decade!

Get ready for it!

3. That sounds very awkward.

Let’s talk about your daughter…

4. That’s what friends are for.

Come on over, I’ll be here for you…

5. You should have waited for a response.

But what’s done is done.

6. You made a terrible choice.

And you’ll never be the same ever again.

7. You gotta do it the right way.

These are words to live by.

8. That problem was not washed away.

Oh, and we need to talk.

9. Hahahaha. This is great.

I wonder if she learned a lesson.

10. You are really classin’ it up!

Keep up the great work!

11. At least this person is being very honest.

Germans are…not know for their humor so much…

12. You earned it.

Here’s to a job well done!

13. This is a real tragedy.

We are sorry for your loss.

Okay, it’s confession time…

Have you sent any texts or received any that really made you cringe?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments. We won’t make fun of you…too much. Thanks!

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Funny Text Messages That People Probably Regret They Sent

If you’re like 99% of the population, you’ve probably sent some text messages in your life that you wish you could take back.

But hey, the chances are pretty good that your texts didn’t end up on the hilarious “Texts From Last Night” Instagram page…because that’s when you know that you’ve really screwed up.

But these folks weren’t so lucky. But hey, at least we get to laugh at them, and that’s definitely a bright spot…for us…

Enjoy these texts that people probably wish they could take back…

1. That was a little rough.

But…maybe you had it coming.

2. I hope she remembers you…

You did a good deed.

3. We all do this sometimes.

Hey, don’t feel bad about it!

4. This takes a lot of…guts.

Might as well knock it out with one shot.

5. Katie is the honest woman we need right now.

Thank you, Katie…

6. Sounds like a wild night.

I’m sorry I missed out on it!

7. You’re setting a great example.

We tip our hats to you!

8. Don’t compare me to a wall!

I resent that remark!

9. Ouch…not messing around here.

Now, tell us what you did to deserve this.

10. You gotta get the name right, bro.

Nice effort, though.

11. This could really go either way.

Good luck out there…and be careful…

12. Speaking the truth.

And the truth hurts, doesn’t it?

How about you?

Have you sent any cringeworthy texts lately that you regret? Or maybe you’ve received some real whoppers?

If so, tell us about them in the comments. Thanks!

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Wives Who Are Way Funnier Than Their Husbands

It can feel like dads (and men in general) get all of the credit for making jokes and such, but the truth is, women are totally hilarious – and when ladies are cracking jokes about marriage and family life, it’s totally awesome.

If you need proof (or just like to laugh) these 11 wives have their humor locked and loaded!

11. I mean, if you want to live.

Or stay married. Which it doesn’t seem like this husband wants to.

10. There is one of each kind of person in every relationship.

It won’t work otherwise. Just go with it, guys!

9. She would know.

At least, I hope so. I guess we’ll have to review the footage.

“What footage?” you ask. Shhhhhhh!

8. We’ve seen so many of those.

Every other picture looks amazing now.

7. He forgot to specify fun for who.

Rookie mistake.

6. You know what’s crazy, right?

Doing the same thing and expecting different results.

5. Why do we even bother?

We’re eternal optimists, I suppose.

4. See, even Twitter knows.

And they’re not even married to you.

3. And definitely don’t go looking for brie tomorrow.

It won’t be there, my friend.

2. I cannot like this fast enough.

The other option is murder.

1. There are worse things.

Especially if there are actual wings for you to nosh.

I aspire to be this funny one day! Or maybe even two days. It would be nice to have two days where I am this funny.

Is it pushing to dream for three? Possibly four?

I’ll just stick with the one for now.

Which one of these had you saying “yaaassss girl” under your breath? Tell us in the comments!

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Wives Who Are Totally Nailing the Jokes Online

Being in a relationship can be hard sometimes, and I know I’m probably biased, but being the lady in a relationship can come with extra challenges.

That’s why we need our jokes so much, just to get us through the days without committing murder.

I’m not saying…I’m just saying. You know.

10. As long as you give him a buffer.

So like, five minutes and some Glade? Would that do the trick?

9. That’s the right answer.

That goes for everyone, sir. She’s the only one you should be asking.

8. He should have known better.

Maybe the laugh was worth it? Yeah, I bet he loved sleeping on the couch.

7. It’s science! Haven’t you heard about SCIENCE?!

The mystery has been solved!

6. It is the way of the world.

So it shall be now and so it shall always have been. Amen.

5. Well, she’s not technically wrong.

Eating is working… if you’re doing it right. And this gal definitely is.

4. I mean if you want them in the bathroom longer.

So only if you don’t have kids? Maybe you need memes even more?

3. Just to watch him tense up.

We’ve all gotta get our kicks somehow, and I do this weekly.

2. Your point, sir?

Really, he should have re-thought that question. Do you WANT anything is always a better one.

1. His precious babies are hostage.

And there’s nothing he can do about it! Mwahahaha!

These are instant classics and I won’t have anybody tell me differently.

Well, you can. If you want.

Tell us below which one you’ve already shared with a wife-type friend.

Thanks, fam!

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Funny Memes That’ll Give You the Chuckles

You need a chuckle. I need a chuckle. WE ALL NEED A CHUCKLE this instant.

And guess how we’re gonna do it today? Go ahead and think about it, I’ll wait…

You’re right! We’re going to laugh with the help of hilarious memes.

What a world we live in!

Let’s start now!

1. You must be a chef!

I am very impressed!

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2. I’m sure your boss loved this.

And I’m also sure you got fired.

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3. You can’t unsee it.

I’ll never be the same after this…

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4. This is very accurate.

Read the fine print.

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5. These ants need an intervention.

You guys need to slow it down!

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6. I’m getting very concerned.

And you’re being judged.

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7. It’s more like a cesspool.

Slim pickings around here.

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8. Have fun reading that book!

It might be a bit confusing.

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9. This is not going well.

Guys…it’s time to see a counselor.

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10. She looks like she had a good time.

Mother knows best.

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11. All very cold.

Especially the last one.

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12. I support this new endeavor.

And it looks like you are doing very well! Bravo, friend!

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That’s the good stuff right there!

And now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some more funny stuff that you think will make us laugh.

Memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc! Thanks!

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Funny Memes That We Know You’re Gonna Love!

If there’s one thing you can count on us for, it’s that we’re going to consistently bring you great memes.

Hey, it’s what we do! And we think we’re pretty darn good at it. Not to brag or anything, but we are leaders of the meme game, okay?

So what do you say? Are you ready for a solid set of funniness?

Enjoy these memes and get ready to laugh, friends!

1. You know you’re still gonna do it.

No shame in that!

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2. Yeah, we didn’t need to see that.

Please stop!

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3. This will fix you, sir.

Let’s try the lavender.

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4. It’s crazy down there.

You better be careful.

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5. Ummmm, not exactly.

I’ll start it again tomorrow.

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6. This is scary.

Does it look familiar?

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7. This is pretty true.

Enough of that!

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8. Time to party!

You’re probably not gonna get very far…

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9. Because I’m broke.

Is that a good enough reason?

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10. Hahahaha. This is good.

I see what you did there!

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11. What am I doing here?

I still can’t remember…

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12. Thank God for that.

Comes in handy in your 20s. And your 30s. Trust me.

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Let’s keep this party going, shall we?

In the comments, share some funny stuff with us that you’ve seen lately. Or that you’ve seen a year ago. We don’t really care.

We want memes, tweets, photos, jokes, all the good stuff.

Thanks, fam!

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Tweets About Midwestern Folks That Are Right on the Money

I no longer live in the Midwest, but I still have great memories of spending a lot of my time growing up in Illinois and Kansas. There’s just something special and unique about that part of the country.

And, who knows, I might end up back there someday…you just never know…

If you’re from there, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

So let’s quit with the chit-chat and celebrate the Midwest, shall we? Enjoy!

1. This is very true.

I’ve seen it myself many, many times…

2. It’s just the way it is.

Don’t try to figure it out. It’ll drive you crazy.

3. Bacon is life in the Midwest.

And don’t you forget it!

4. Oh yes, I know that spot.

It’s the guiding light for everyone.

5. We like to get down and roller boogie!

You gotta get on board with this one!

6. It’s a staple of every household.

Brings back a lot of memories.

7. We’re a casual people…

So don’t try to hurry us!

8. Yeah, that’s kind of a weird one…

No explanation for that one.

9. Just end it already!

Enough is enough, okay?

10. I can confirm this.

Even if it’s a five-hour flight.

11. It’s not close enough yet.

Nothing to worry about!

12. It’s nice and balmy outside.

You don’t even need a jacket.

Hey o! Those are great!

We could all use a little bit of laughter right now, don’t you think?

And now it’s your turn, amigos.

In the comments, share some more funny Midwestern observations with us. We’d love to hear from you!

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Funny Tweets About Being From the Midwest

I think I know what you’re doing here…you grew up in the Midwest and, even though you might not live there anymore, you still have an affinity for that special part of the country.

Well, at least that’s my story. And that’s why I love these Midwest memes so much! They remind me of growing up and all the great times I had with my friends.

And I still get to go back a lot, so I know the Midwest will always be waiting for me!

Enjoy these memes and please, pass the Ranch!

1. Pass the melk, please.

Yeah, that’s a weird one.

2. The classic garage fridge.

A staple of every Midwestern household.

3. This is true.

It’s just the way it is, okay?

4. Okay, buh-bye now!

It’s in our DNA. Deal with it!

5. Ope! Sorry about that!

Have you heard this one before?

6. It’s part of the uniform.

Camo for days, baby!

7. There is no excuse for this.

No excuse at all!

8. It is quite popular, there’s no denying it.

I’m more of a Sierra Mist person.

9. No need to do that.

We’re all looking at the same thing here!

10. Just can’t collecting them for some reason.

You never know when you’ll need one.

11. Don’t even start with me, okay?

Ranch is life!

12. Because it does solve every problem, okay?

No need to argue about this one.

13. I’m just sayin’…

It’s part of our vocabulary for some reason…

Are you a Midwesterner?

If so, what did you think of these tweets?

Talk to us in the comments and share your thoughts. Thanks!

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Enjoy These Hilarious Classical Art Memes

Memes come and go, but the good ones last forever.

And boy, do we have a great set for you today!

And these aren’t your typical, run-of-the-mill memes that you’ll soon forget. These are all based on classical art and I think they’re some of my favorite ones out there. They’re just too funny, as you will see shortly.

Enjoy these memes and try not to be too offended that priceless works of art were taken advantage of, okay?

1. That didn’t go very well.

How long is this going to take?

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2. It’s gonna be a long night.

Don’t you just hate this?

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3. You did WHAT?!?!

Mom, I told you to never do that!

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4. Let’s revisit that again, shall we?

I don’t think it’s over yet.

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5. Please don’t do that.

She seems rather intense.

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6. Nothing better than sleep.

You know you love it!

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7. Is this really the time for that?

I guess it was…

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8. You’ve been like that for days!

It’s time to get off the couch.

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9. Well, I’m gonna do it anyway.

Breakin’ the rules!

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10. Don’t worry about me.

But those other folks? Ouch.

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11. Never quite the same, is it?

Boy, is that depressing?

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12. You’ll never understand!

I’ve heard this one before…

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Those are just too funny.

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please share some funny memes that you’ve seen lately.

We appreciate it!

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Folks Who Grew up Poor Share the Items They Thought Were Luxuries

I didn’t grow up poor but I didn’t grow up rich either, so I remember believing that some things were definitely luxuries.

But if you truly grew up in poverty, your whole perspective is different about how you view the world.

And those kinds of things stay with you forever.

AskReddit users who grew up poor talk about what they considered to be luxuries.

1. Hot water.

“A hot shower.

Cold showers were always available, but when you scraped enough cash to get some diesel fuel and get the burner to kick on long enough to have a hot shower man, absolutely nothing better.”

2. Clothing.

“New clothes.

I grew up pretty poor (no TV, no toys, but had a Sears catalog). My dad got in a serious accident when I was in 4th grade and almost lost his life. He won a small settlement from the community college he was working at and I was able to buy new clothes for the first time in my life.

Before this all I ever had were hand me downs from my cousin and donation clothes from the church. Most were worn to the point of having patches on the knees.

The worst part about getting new clothes for the first time is I felt terrible the whole time picking out new clothes because I always felt like a financial burden to my parents. I remember going to Miller’s Outpost and picking out typical 80’s clothes (OP, TnC, etc.).

It’s funny how growing up poor affects my everyday choices, for better or worse. I’ll never outgrow some of the feelings I had as a poor kid and I feel for any kid who has to endure a childhood of poverty.

It will affect them and their choices for the rest of their life.”

3. The good stuff.

“Honestly, I didn’t know that Pasta Roni was $1 until I was a grown man. I thought that was some gourmet sh*t.”

4. Going hungry.

“Having breakfast.

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t eat in the morning because my body is so used to waiting.”

5. No movies.

“Going to the movie theater!

I saw a grand total of, like, three movies at the theater when I was in high school. My classmates would be discussing movies that had just come out and I never knew what to contribute to the conversation because I had not seen them yet.

Finally started seeing movies at the theater when I started earning my own money.

We weren’t really poor, it’s just that most of the money went towards our education, basic necessities, and luxuries like an internet connection. Pretty middle class, but I guess there’s a huge difference between first world middle class and third world middle class, ahaha!

It also wasn’t very common for high schoolers to hold part time jobs, although I’m not sure now?”

6. Instruments.

“I don’t know if anyone can relate, but in about 3rd maybe 4th grade, me and my twin brother had a music class where we were both required to buy a recorder, like a plastic flute thing.

Well my mom said we didn’t have the money so my twin brother and I tore the whole house up in search of $6 for two recorders. We brought a ziploc bag full of change pennies, nickels, dimes etc.

I think the teacher felt sorry for us, cause she paid for our recorders when the rest of the students left the room. Gave us the ziploc bag back.

Thank you Mrs. Albrecht.”

7. Brand name.

“Brand name cereal was for the upper class, man.

Every time I saw Reeses Puffs on top of the fridge, I knew tomorrow was gonna be a good day.”

8. Wow.

“Grew up pretty poor in Arkansas in a trailer.

I literally got a door to my bedroom for Christmas one year.

It probably still was the best gift I ever received.”

9. Scraping by.

“In middle school I was on reduced school meals so it would be .40 for lunch.

So my parents would always give me 2 quarters every morning for lunch, now the cafeteria would also sell cookies which wasn’t part of the lunch set for .50 each.

So saving .10 each day I could afford one cookie by Fridays lunch. Good times.”

10. Trying to stay warm.

“A new winter coat.

I don’t remember having a new winter coat until I was probably 14 or 15, they had always been hand-me-downs from my cousins.

They were usually at least ten years old by the time I got them and the stuffing would be all clumped up.”

11. Sad.

“School parties where everyone brought something to share for lunch.

“If you don’t bring something, you don’t get to participate…”

I brought two carrots after not being able to afford school lunch for two years. Even the teacher laughed at me.

My young self just decided that day that some people don’t deserve lunch.”

12. Hiding.

“Staying at someone’s house who wasn’t poor, like a relative or friend.

Their house was also so clean, beautiful, pictures on the wall, knick knacks on the counter, and carpet you could play on because it was clean.

I spent my entire teenage years hiding where I lived.”

How about you?

Did you grow up poor?

Whatever the case, we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us what you considered a luxury when you were growing up.

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