Hilarious Tweets We’re Pretty Confident Will Make You LOL

We feel very confident today, amigos.

We believe that we have curated an incredibly strong collection of tweets today for you to enjoy immensely.

And they’re funny, too! So that means you’re gonna laugh, too!

What else could you possibly ask for?!?!

Well, I guess we technically could ask for a bunch of other stuff, but we don’t want to come off as greedy, do we?

So here’s how this is gonna work: you’re gonna sit back, take off your shoes (and your pants, if you want to), kick your feet up, and have some laughs. It’s as easy as that!

1. I’m with you!

It can be hard to stop sometimes…

Did you know that goldfish will overeat until they die if given the chance?

And so will I.

— (@punsfornuns) July 10, 2019

2. I’ve wondered this my entire life.

Who’s holding everyone up?!?!

How tf is traffic real? Just go bitch

— lil pronoun (@TessaPaisa) July 13, 2020

3. Hold your breath.

Well, how else are you gonna listen to that conversation?

I’m so nosey I will literally stop breathing just to hear someone’s conversation

— Iron Bran (@strangestatic) May 24, 2021

4. Really blew that one, huh?

Well, you gave it your best shot.

i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

— Maruf (@m3aruf) September 20, 2019

5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

Ladies, let’s hear from you!

Am I the only wife that makes her husband sleep on the side of the bed closer to the door so if someone breaks in, they kill him first?

— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) March 27, 2019

6. Join the club.

I don’t even like my own family members anymore.

Honestly I am running out of people

I actually like.

— Abhay Chaudhary (@a_distrctn) January 25, 2021

7. Oh, isn’t that sweet?

I thought you were gonna say something else…

Tested positive for co…nstantly thinking about you

— tu pendejo favorito? (@izaak_madera) September 12, 2020

8. I’ll go ahead and start.

Well, I’m sorry to hear that.

How is everyone doing? I’ll go first, I’m doing bad

— ELLIE TINDALL (@Ellie_Tindall) July 22, 2020

9. This is a good plan.

It’s called REVENGE.

I've been monitoring what my ex watches on my Netflix account lately, so that moment it looks like she's really getting into a show, I can change the password. pic.twitter.com/BRJWF5jJYf

— ??????? ???? (@datboikeni) June 24, 2020

10. I love a nice father and son relationship.

I love you, Dad!

teacher: your son was caught smoking pot
me: did he say where he got it?
teacher: yes, his best friend
me: [tearing up] he really said that?

— marf (@MarfSalvador) April 18, 2018

11. It’s gonna go one of two ways…

Either way will be worth it.

why they gotta make these gummy multivitamins taste so good but you’re supposed to only eat one a day like if i eat this whole bottle right now am i gonna be exTREMELY healthy or is my heart gonna stop

— Keefler (@keefler_elf) April 1, 2019

12. That’s very impressive.

I think you just got hired!

Interviewer: what is your greatest strength?

Me: I always feel like crying but almost never do

— (@punsfornuns) July 12, 2019

Have you seen any hilarious memes lately?

Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!

Share them with us in the comments! Thanks!

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July 21, 2021

Memes You’ll Appreciate if You Don’t Want to Work Today

Do you ever have one of those days?

You wake up, look at the clock, and say…”I don’t think I can do this today.”?

Of course, you do! We all do!

And, while we don’t want you to lose your job, we DO want you to take a short break and enjoy these funny memes.

Let’s go!

1. Daydreaming your life away.

Today could be the big day!

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2. Now what the hell am I supposed to do?

I didn’t sign up for doing actual work!

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3. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

Nice try, though, boss.

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4. You might want to lay off the fancy drinks.

Those things are expensive!

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5. Getting a little bit closer every day.

Don’t test me!

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6. Act like you’re out of cell phone range!

What the heck are they calling you for today?

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7. Time for another crying break.

It’s your fourth one today!

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8. Busy work day, huh?

Sounds like you’re getting a lot done!

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9. And maybe don’t show up tomorrow, either?

This is what I call a power move.

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10. Sounds like you need a mental health day.

Or maybe a whole week…

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11. Can we wrap this up?

Are we almost done here?

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12. Time to weigh the pros and cons.

Get out the pen and paper!

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How about you?

Are you liking your job these days or are you totally over it?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update!

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July 21, 2021

Ice Cream Shop Delights Customers With Its Funny Signs

If you happen to find yourself in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, you need to stop by a place called B&G Milkyway.

Not only do they serve delicious ice cream, but they also come up with hilariously clever signs outside their establishment that the customers really seem to enjoy.

Enjoy these funny pics of their signs and try to eat as much ice cream as you can this summer!

1. The parents really aren’t gonna like that.

Their worst nightmare…

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2. I’m on board with this theory.

It’s true!

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3. Absolutely correct!

When are we gonna learn?!?!

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4. Try out the sauce.

You won’t regret it.

5. Words to live by.

Businesses…take notice…

My local ice cream shop needs to contact our bosses. from funny

6. We all wanna know.

So, what’s the answer…?

My local ice cream shop dairying to ask the meaty questions. from funny

7. I knew it!

You can’t trust anyone these days.

My local ice cream shop has been a phone scam front all along…. from memes

8. Just breathe.

Keep that in mind!

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9. Do they exist?

I sure hope so…

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10. Too cold for ice cream.

Hey, it happens up there in South Dakota.

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How about you?

Have you seen any funny signs when you’ve been out and about lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!

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July 21, 2021

Take a Look at These Old Pics of Celebrities We Think You’ll Recognize

Even celebrities were young people once!

I wouldn’t go so far as to say they’re actually LIKE us, but we all go through our teenage years in one way or another.

Check out these pics of celebs when they were younger.

We think you’ll love them!

1. Jessica Biel.

She pretty much looks the same.

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2. Gwen Stefani.

Before she hit it big.

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3. Jonah Hill.

What an adorable kid!

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4. Justin Theroux.

Portrait of a bad boy.

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5. John Stamos and the Olsen twins.

A long, long time ago.

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6. Jennifer Garner.

America’s sweetheart.

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7. Two basketball legends.

Back in the day.

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8. Betty White.

She’s always been awesome.

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9. Reese Witherspoon.

When she was just a kid.

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10. Nicole Richie.

Now she’s a big star!

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11. Emma Watson and Tom Felton.

Check it out!

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Now we wanna see what YOU looked like when you were a youngster!

Share a pic with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to see them!

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July 21, 2021

This is How the “American Food Section” Looks In Stores In Other Countries

Who knew?!?!

I sure didn’t!

What the hell am I talking about? Well, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen.

I’m talking about the fact that a lot of other countries out there have whole sections dedicated to American foods in their stores. This is kind of blowing my mind right now!

And, because we aren’t seen as the healthiest folks on the planet, a lot of these American sections are filled with JUNK…which I guess makes sense.

Hey, who are we to argue with these foreign folks? We love to eat stuff that isn’t good for us!

Check out these pics of American food sections overseas.

1. This needs to make its way over here.

I could see this catching on…

My sister sent a picture from the "American Food" section in a grocery store in Switzerland. pic.twitter.com/plownVPkBn

— kellyshmo (@KellyShmo) November 20, 2016

2. And here’s a flip side…

We’re practically related, anyway…

In 2019 someone in the UK posted the "American food" section of their grocery store and it was basically candy, Doritos and hot dogs in a jar. I am pleased to report on the BRITISH food section of my American grocery store (it's located next to the ASIAN foods). pic.twitter.com/FJFA02MFsB

— FULLY VACCINATED (@Litzz11) April 14, 2021

3. A true American tradition.

Well, they’re not wrong about it.

Found these in the specialty section of the local marché. "A True American Tradition" pic.twitter.com/nZVRxFhuzp

— J. Lassaline (@TheRielJVL) April 10, 2015

4. You gotta love it!

Hey, don’t knock it until you try it.

Found these in the American section at the local tesco! Boom.. pic.twitter.com/N1GqkQpPQt

— Christy Brendan (@supervillain18) February 22, 2014

5. A little taste of home.

When you find yourself across the pond.

Shout-out to our #American customers… You will find most of the #treats you miss from the #US in our shops and online.https://t.co/PrNRj1T9CA pic.twitter.com/3ahqQW5vYj

— Hampstead Butcher (@ButchandProv) January 28, 2021

6. Oh, now it’s on!

Pass the Lucky Charms!

Got middle of the night munchies and discovered my corner store has an American section holy shiiiit pic.twitter.com/UFYTCQu8GO

— Gigi (@ruinroux) December 14, 2020

7. It looks like Myanmar has a pretty good grasp on what we like.

I’m impressed!

What American food would you miss? Lindsay Swisher @msfsinfo'19 was entertained at this USA section of the international aisle in a grocery store in Yangon, Myanmar, where she is interning @PlanGlobal. #SummerSFS pic.twitter.com/FYUMkD2H28

— Georgetown SFS (@georgetownsfs) June 11, 2018

8. That’s quite a selection.

What’s your poison?

E X O T I C pic.twitter.com/6Vw4rIkGfU

— octohedron@the grill (@anarchymarie) June 6, 2019

9. Well, would you look at that!

Isn’t that adorable?

What I bought today in the „american“ section in our supermarket #fascinathings pic.twitter.com/rHbHaofDnd

— fascinathings (@fascinathings) November 19, 2020

10. Give it all to me!

I’m a glutton for punishment.

I always love showing my friends in the US all the “American food” in Germany so here you go. I gotta say, that snack box looks pretty legit. That’s a White Castle order. pic.twitter.com/M00Ldj5EvP

— Sarah. Goth yeehaw (@Quarkitty) October 24, 2020

11. That’s basically all we eat.

Trust me on this one…

I found an American food section.

So many marshmallows and kinds of fake cheese. pic.twitter.com/WpAVknEDsQ

— Dr. Chloe Anderson (@chloerophyll_a) April 20, 2019

Have you ever encountered “American food” when you’ve been in another country?

If so, tell us about it in the comments.

And share some pics too if you have them!

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July 21, 2021

Some Older People Never Slow Down and Here Are Some Great Examples

Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, my friends!

And believe me when I say that a lot of old-timers out there these days are still going strong, living their best lives, and even doing cooler stuff than people half their age.

That’s why I personally believe that getting older is something to look forward to instead of dreading.

You can always be a kid at heart, whether you’re 10, 50, or 100-years-old.

Enjoy these pics because we think they are pretty inspiring.

1. Pokemon is for everyone!

Not just for those young folks.

The moment you realize Grandpa has been practicing Pokemon cards and kind of knows his shit… from gaming

2. This stuff belongs in a museum.

And she’s still as sharp as a tack!

This is my grandma and her 3rd weather book. She has recorded the weather every day where she lives for 30 years and is filling out the last year of the 3rd book. Not sure if it counts, but it counts in my eyes from nextfuckinglevel

3. They are stylin’ and profilin’.

I wouldn’t mess with them if I were you…

I got a pair of circle rim shades but my girlfriend didn’t like them. So I gave them to my grandmother and then all her friends bought matching pairs. Now they look like they’re about to drop the hottest album of 2017. from funny

4. She’s a total bada**.

She’s in better shape than most people I know!

My grandmother turned 100 last Oct., this is her doing the plank for 30 seconds. from pics

5. This lady is awesome!

And she still likes to have a good time!

My friend’s grandma just turned 103. For her birthday he took her to the casino, to an all you can eat crab place, and then he took her to get her first tattoo. from pics

6. There’s no doubt he won.

He’s still a party animal!

This 86 year old man challenged me to a pole dancing contest while at happy hour, he won. from funny

7. Let’s revisit the past.

He hasn’t forgotten a thing.

My grandpa showing us the place he lived as a child in google earth VR, telling us stories of all the buildings and areas. from aww

8. The best license plate I’ve ever seen.

She knows it, too…

Get it granny. from funny

9. Let’s hit the open road.

Get out of her way!

Yesterday I took my Grandmother on her first bike ride in 59 years, I need a new word for awesome. from pics

10. He was a natural!

And I bet he wasn’t phased one bit.

I went skydiving with my 83 year old grandpa today! from pics

11. Get out there and enjoy yourself.

This guy definitely is!

My 87-year-old Grandpa learned how to scuba dive in the past year so he could visit the shipwrecks in Palau (he’s a huge WWII history buff) and posed with his local newspaper. I’m so proud of him! from pics

12. Can’t stop, won’t stop!

I wonder how long she held it for…

MY GRANDMA DID A KEG STAND AT MY BROTHER'S GRADUATION pic.twitter.com/FfJv0mbHa8

— Madison Rae (@MaddieRae5) June 4, 2017

Now it’s your turn to show us some pics!

In the comments, share some photos of older folks living it up!

Maybe it’s your grandma, your dad, or maybe it’s YOU!

Thanks a lot!

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July 21, 2021

You Can Combine 4 States That Touch Into a New Country: Which 4 Would You Choose?

I love “what-if” questions – the ones that have no actual consequences or right or wrong answers, but can be fun to think about and answer.

Also, the answers can tell you a lot about a person, I think.

If you’re curious how other people responded, here are 16 replies to the question of what 4 contiguous states would make the best new country.

16. I like the way she thinks.

What is more important than yummy food?

Food utopia: TX for Mexican and barbecue food, Louisiana for Cajun food, MS and AL for any and all things on the grill. Leggo https://t.co/R3GVGFiQM9

— Nappy Harlot (@iamenuff) June 2, 2021

15. Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio

I’m honestly not sure what the reasoning on this one would be…

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14. I’m ok with that.

Texas needs to be messed with once in a while.

Let’s Mess With Texas pic.twitter.com/a1u8VpwKLD

— GOP delenda est (@rsgreacen) June 2, 2021

13. Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas

But she wants to live somewhere else. Ha!

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12. Decisions are hard.

Then again, this is a game.

god i’m going to be thinking about this for hours https://t.co/NTYKIxF7sy

— Satan's Daughter (@SarMerMamaBear) June 2, 2021

11. This person is thinking about access to fresh water.

That’s smart. And of course, New York is the coolest.

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10. There’s always one anarchist in the bunch.

They make the world go ’round. Or not.

texas arkansas tenessee virginia

mostly just to cause map chaos and to strategically bisect the USA https://t.co/k6kxunnA1p

— NTWEWY!! big trans commie hacker witch demonfox (@pandoras_foxo) June 2, 2021

9. More references to the drinking water.

I suppose that’s pretty important.

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8. Do you think this is a game, sir?

I mean. I guess it pretty much is.

why not pic.twitter.com/RXA5qBI3nw

— matt (@mattmxhn) June 1, 2021

7. There’s always one joker in the bunch.

What would we do without them?

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6. Poor Michigan.

The Big 10 is really going to miss them.

The Michigan Containment Zone https://t.co/fGEB8UBtW3 pic.twitter.com/FtbFohydnH

— Your Favourite CarniWhore (@KaffeKhameleon) June 2, 2021

5. This person is out to make some cash.

It’s the American way.

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4. Oops.

Still, there’s no need to be that person.

Might want to look up the word "contiguous."

— Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko) June 1, 2021

3. I hope they have plans to combat the drought.

And also the electrical grid in Texas.

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2. Idk if it’s a complete package.

But it’s some kind of package.

MI, OH, PA, WV

Industrial, agricultural, natural resources, psychotic Philly fans. Complete package. https://t.co/MasHg2TrjC

— Chris Perfett (@chrisperfett) June 2, 2021

1. I’m not sure this is allowed.

You can’t just sneak in a bunch of Canadians.

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These replies are really making me think, y’all.

Tell us in the comments how you would answer this one – we’re dying to hear your reasons!

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1. I’m with you!

2. I’ve wondered this my entire life.

3. Hold your breath.

4. Really blew that one, huh?

5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

6. Join the club.

7. Oh, isn’t that sweet?

8. I’ll go ahead and start.

9. This is a good plan.

10. I love a nice father and son relationship.

11. It’s gonna go one of two ways…

12. That’s very impressive.

1. Daydreaming your life away.

2. Now what the hell am I supposed to do?

3. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

4. You might want to lay off the fancy drinks.

5. Getting a little bit closer every day.

6. Act like you’re out of cell phone range!

7. Time for another crying break.

8. Busy work day, huh?

9. And maybe don’t show up tomorrow, either?

10. Sounds like you need a mental health day.

11. Can we wrap this up?

12. Time to weigh the pros and cons.

1. The parents really aren’t gonna like that.

2. I’m on board with this theory.

3. Absolutely correct!

4. Try out the sauce.

5. Words to live by.

6. We all wanna know.

7. I knew it!

8. Just breathe.

9. Do they exist?

10. Too cold for ice cream.

1. Jessica Biel.

2. Gwen Stefani.

3. Jonah Hill.

4. Justin Theroux.

5. John Stamos and the Olsen twins.

6. Jennifer Garner.

7. Two basketball legends.

8. Betty White.

9. Reese Witherspoon.

10. Nicole Richie.

11. Emma Watson and Tom Felton.

1. This needs to make its way over here.

2. And here’s a flip side…

3. A true American tradition.

4. You gotta love it!

5. A little taste of home.

6. Oh, now it’s on!

7. It looks like Myanmar has a pretty good grasp on what we like.

8. That’s quite a selection.

9. Well, would you look at that!

10. Give it all to me!

11. That’s basically all we eat.

1. You gotta love it!

2. I see what you did there.

3. Technically, you followed the rules.

4. It’s the hottest new TV show!

5. Just blending into the background.

6. That second one was pretty rough, huh?

7. Wow, that got dirty in a hurry.

8. That really hurts.

9. You don’t wanna look dumb, do you?

10. I’m going as fast as I can!

11. Much higher than you thought it was gonna be.

12. What are you guys talking about?

13. This was an important day in history.

1. Pokemon is for everyone!

2. This stuff belongs in a museum.

3. They are stylin’ and profilin’.

4. She’s a total bada**.

5. This lady is awesome!

6. There’s no doubt he won.

7. Let’s revisit the past.

8. The best license plate I’ve ever seen.

9. Let’s hit the open road.

10. He was a natural!

11. Get out there and enjoy yourself.