15 of the Pettiest Reasons People Have Swipe Left on Dating Apps

Dating has always been tough, but in the modern age, it seems to have become more complicated than ever! Now we have the option to not even have to look someone in the face as we reject them. All it takes is a simple swipe.

Sure, it’s easier in some ways, but it’s also kind of impersonal and allows people to be pettier than ever

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Me? I used to decline anyone who had no “last book read” in that section of their profile.

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In the interest of science and love and all that, check out 15 reasons people give for automatically swiping left.

#1. Netflix and pizza, plz.

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#2. In theory.

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#3. Hard pass.

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#4. Somewhere in between but I’m not mad.

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#5. Save that particular torture for parenthood.

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#6. So much.

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#7. I don’t see the problem.

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#8. A list of grievances.

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#9. You don’t know me.

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#10. Dont @ me.

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#11. Stop it.

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#12. I don’t need to date anyone who’s going to make me feel bad about myself.

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#13. You’re too much work.

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#14. I don’t want to do that.

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#15. Fail.

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Good luck out there. It’s rough!

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These 15 Parents Honestly Deserve an Award for Their Patience

Parenting is easily one of the hardest jobs out there, and I honestly tip my hat to all the parents out there. You’re doing great!

I especially have to give props to these parents, who deserve a Nobel Prize or a new car.

1. I’d say genius

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2. That’ll help

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3. Keep going

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4. Not a good Saturday

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5. Not like that!

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6. For sale

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7. Amazed

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8. Zzzzzzzzzzz

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9. Dog?

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10. They’re real

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11. Not a pancake

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12. I like this term

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13. Tomato warning

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14. Unprepared

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15. Me, too

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And the award goes to…

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10+ Things That Could Have Only Happened in the South

As someone who has spent his share of time in the South, I can tell you that it’s definitely different from the rest of the country. In my experience, the food is AMAZING and the people are generally very friendly.

The South also has plenty of unique quirks though, and they’re even more glaringly obvious if you’re not from around there. Here are 15 prime examples.

1. Pig crossing

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2. Lost and found

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3. Y’ain’t

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4. Sweet tea EVERYWHERE

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5. “Regular” means “Sweet”

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6. Charlotte airport has rocking chairs!

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7. Morning commute

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8. Ranch soda

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9. Never-ending church options

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10. Grammar lesson

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11. You better be there

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12. Look at that

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13. Weather alert

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14. Everything shuts down

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15. Horseback drive thru

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Lol…

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10+ Jokes About Millennials That Are Actually Funny

Millennials are the butt of every joke these days, and, just like sustainably-sourced kombucha SCOBYs, they’re the gift that keeps on giving.

At least they have a great sense of humor about it.

1. Cocky

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2. There they go again

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3. No thanks

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4. It’s all a mystery

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5. Seriously

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6. Market yourself no matter what

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7. No handouts

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8. You’re doing just fine

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9. Failures!

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10. Uh oh

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11. Survival

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12. That’s not enough

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13. Sums it up

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Jokes about millennials: they just never get old.

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Are You a Hot Mess? These Tweets Will Speak to You

Are you someone who could be considered a bit of a hot mess? My wife definitely falls into this category – someone who’s the life of the party and a great friend, but also tends to be kind of a disaster at the same time.

There’s no shame in it. Plus, at least you get some good jokes and tweets like these out of it…

1. Now I’m fixed

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2. Can’t stop

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3. Hmmm

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4. Wrong attachment

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5. I’m late!

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6. Make it happen, DOG

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7. I’m begging you

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8. It’s up to you

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9. That’s a lot of info

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10. Whoops

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11. Nice work!

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12. Life is fair

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13. You don’t recognize me?

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14. Don’t stop now

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15. Sounds like a plan

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16. Look out, world!

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17. Thank you!

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18. I’m in control

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19. I don’t wanna hear it

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20. Good luck

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Let your hot mess flag fly!

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15+ of the Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Have Ever Said

I try my best to be understanding of others, but I’ll be honest: I do not understand anti-vaxxers. What’s worse is that it seems like they’re growing in numbers every day.

Here is a list of some of the absolute dumbest things they’ve ever said.

1. Now how it works

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2. Great…

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3. Yup

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4. Oh, really?

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5. They all died

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6. Seems logical

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7. New name, same disease

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8. Probably Option B

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9. Please discuss

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10. Imagine that

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11. The work of demons

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12. The “flue”

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13. Zing!

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14. Called out by Mommy

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15. Don’t do it!

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16. From my opinion…

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17. No need

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18. Can’t find one…

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19. That DNA vaccine

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20. Go test it out

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I’ll never stop shaking my head at these folks…

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10+ Struggles That Women with Big Boobs Will Instantly Relate To

My wife is fairly well-endowed, and she has told me more than once that women with big boobs have a sisterhood. While having big boobs certainly has its upsides, it’s also quite a burden to bear.

The struggle is real!

1. No!

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2. Strap burn

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3. A buncha BS

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4. Need to take care of that

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5. Suffocation

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6. No fun

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7. Kids all want a piece of you

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8. Problems at the beach

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9. Nestled up

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10. Looks painful

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11. Stop staring

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Solidarity! (For you gals, I mean…)

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15 Tweets That Are Just So “Mom”

Is your mom a funny mom? I know mine definitely is – both intentionally and unintentionally (like moms are supposed to be, in my humblest opinion).

1. Listen up, Mama

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2. Guilt trip to the max

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3. Babied

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4. That’s the cause

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5. Viruses everywhere

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6. Not going anywhere

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7. #3 is intense

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8. NO

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9. Not what that means

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10. Don’t let it out!

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11. Better start defrosting that

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12. They’re closed!

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13. Hmmmm

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14. Just LOL

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15. Double-edged sword

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Mom…she’s at it again!

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A Man Smuggled His Dog into the Hospital to See His Dying Wife and Now We’re All Crying

There’s a reason this story has been going viral on Reddit and other social media sites: it’s absolutely heartbreaking, yet incredibly sweet at the same time. It also goes to show just how incredible the bond us mere humans can be lucky enough to have with our precious dogs.

The Reddit user shared his personal story about his wife and dog, Bella.

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Uggghhhh. The man’s dying wife wanted to see her dog one more time, so the husband decided to sneak the pooch into the hospital in a suitcase.

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Seems like Bella knew she had to be quiet so she wouldn’t alert the hospital staff.

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The dog made it into the hospital and got to say goodbye to his mama before she passed away a few days later.

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Where are the tissues? This story calls for at least a whole box.

As has been said over and over, we don’t deserve dogs.

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15+ Absolutely Hilarious Things Kids Said to Their Parents

I’ll say it: Kids are weird. I don’t even feel bad saying it because ou know I’m right.

And thankfully we have parents who are willing to share their kids’ weird sayings with all of us so we can enjoy their weirdness!

1. Not what I meant

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2. That’s all for today

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3. That’s a lot

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4. GET HER

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5. Not me

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6. Hmmm…

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7. Feet traps

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8. Good question

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9. RUTHLESS

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10. That sounds good to me

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11. I kind of like that

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12. Who knows?

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13. Not real

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14. Questioning life now

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15. Not entirely wrong

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16. What a coincidence

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17. That’s all it takes

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18. Don’t worry about it

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19. Thanks for ruining it

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20. Hahaha

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But weird in a good way!

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