15 Hilarious Tweets About Random Sounds

The world is full of sounds – some pleasant like the singing of a bird on a summer’s day, and others less pleasant like the screeching of a mother-in-law on a winter’s eve.

These tweets are all about random sounds we hear. And they’re all funny.

1. I love the last one

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2. Not a smart idea

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3. Who am I?

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4. Silent treatment

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5. Sounds great!

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6. The whole shebang

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7. WTF?

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8. That does not sound pleasant

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9. Background music

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10. It’ll go away

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11. I’m gonna puke

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12. UGH

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13. That flute, tho

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14. OH F*CK

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15. The worst sound ever

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Wait a second…did you just hear that…?

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10+ Dog Tweets That’ll Definitely Brighten Your Day

I’m gonna go on record and say it: I will NEVER get tired of tweets and posts about dogs!

That’s right, I said it, and I know most of you have been thinking it. If you still need convincing, these 15 tweets featuring good boys and girls are guaranteed to put you in a very, very good mood.

1. Awwwwwww

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2. Martini dog

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3. Close enough

4. Where’d it go?

5. Don’t see that very often

6. Just like a drunk sorority girl

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7. The worst thing a parent can say

8. I love this!

9. Nice to meet you

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10. Dog wizard

11. My dream

12. Jam session

13. Part of the family

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14. Breaking the rules

15. I am a human

It doesn’t get much better than that!

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15+ Memes That’ll Make Any Pregnant Woman Laugh or Cry (Depending on Her Hormones)

Hey fellas: while we may go around thinking that we maybe have some idea of what it’s like to be pregnant, the truth is that we haven’t got a single damn clue.

The ladies in our lives go through weird body hell while they’re carrying a bun in the oven, and though it’s impossible for us to really get it, these tweets might at least give us a hint about what they’re going through.

And ladies – these tweets are by you and for you.

1. LOL

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2. Killer

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3. No longer needed

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4. You’re definitely pregnant

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5. Hahaha

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6. Not funny at all

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7. Not how it works, sorry

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8. Uh oh

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9. It’s real, y’all

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10. That’s lame

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11. Must be it

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12. Pregnancy boobs

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13. F^%$*&!

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14. Cut him out

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15. Lazy babies

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16. She knows all about it

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17. Never again

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18. Social media, pregnancy style

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19. Let’s go!

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20. Yeah, not a good idea

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Let’s all give the pregnant ladies in our lives a little break, okay?

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10+ Things That Mid-1990s Babies Will Instantly Remember

Ahhhhh, those were the days. I remember that era so well (even if I am a couple of years older than that generation. The mid-90s were a pretty wild time, and these photos brought all kinds of nostalgia to me.

1. Silly Bandz and Livestrong FTW

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2. Cool tech!

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3. You remember the early days of MySpace, Instagram, and Facebook

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4. The dreaded overheads got REPLACED

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5. Old tech

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6. Accessorize!

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7. Fun on the computer

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8. Neopets v Webkinz

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9. Vintage games!

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10. Early mp3 players

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11. Quality Disney shows

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12. Bring it back!

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13. Polyvore, anyone?

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14. You could do both of these if you wanted to

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15. Oh, LimeWire…

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Do you remember?!?!

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This Woman Finally Got the ‘Smoking Hot Body’ She Always Wanted… In Her Obituary

If you’re fortunate enough to live a long life, one long enough that you can actually plan for your passing away, do yourself a favor and write your own obituary.

If you need more convincing, take the example of Sybil Marie Hicks. She wrote her own obituary shortly before she died on February 2, and it is absolutely hilarious.

Hicks started the obituary by saying, “It hurts me to admit it…but I, Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed away.”

She also called her husband a “Horse’s Ass” and joked about her children who she says she “tolerated over the years.”

But Ms. Hicks saved the best line for herself: “I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted. Having been cremated.”

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Zing!

Hicks also talked about a “Dorothy” now taking care of her husband, but some think it was just another example of the late woman’s sense of humor.

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Hicks’ obituary rightfully went viral and her daughter commented on the attention.

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Man, this lady was hilarious.

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15+ Memes That’ll Make You Laugh If You’ve Ever Had to Plan a Wedding

As a happily married man, I can tell you that planning a wedding can be an insane experience. My wife and I actually opted out of the big fancy ceremony and just did something intimate with close family and friends.

If you’re hitched, these memes will speak to you and possibly cause you to have some flashbacks.

1. Find the happy medium

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2. Hazards

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3. Ehhhhhh

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4. Class it up

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5. FAIL

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6. Great idea!

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7. Just fine

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8. Let’s try that again

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9. This is what I’m looking for

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10. Now you can relax

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11. Go for it!

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12. You’ll see

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13. It’s back on!

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14. Which one is it?

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15. All good

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16. Nice work

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17. Dream girl

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18. What about me?

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19. You know this is gonna happen

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20. What happened?

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Mom, this might be the year…

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10+ Dogs Who Are Very, Very Good Boys Indeed

Dogs are too good for this world. They love us unconditionally, and they’re always ready to cheer us up with a puppy kiss and a wagging tail.

All the dogs in these photos are very good boys (and girls). As a matter of fact, they’re all PERFECT.

1. Safety first

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2. Me, too

3. Excellent angles

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4. Just like magic

5. Nice to see you!

6. Morning routine

7. I’ll keep him

8. Looks like Bo Jackson

9. LOL

10. Hahahaha

11. Comfort dog

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12. Thanks dad

13. Bath time

14. Time to cry

15. Well trained

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I want all of these dogs to live in my house with me…or since there’s not enough room I can sleep outside…

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20 of the Greatest Tinder Profiles We’ve Ever Seen

You’ve gotta spend a LOT of time on dating apps before you find someone you’d actually consider meeting up with. On the other side of that, it also takes more effort than ever to get noticed and stand out from the crowd.

If you’re lucky, you’ll come across some folks like these with funny and unique profiles.

1. Some kind words

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2. Sense of humor is a must

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3. Get it?

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4. Judy!

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5. She’s a gem

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6. That’s weird?

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7. Ouch

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8. Don’t mess with her

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9. Hey o!

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10. Pros and cons

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11. What a gentleman

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12. Reviews

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13. What to expect

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14. All sound like good options

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15. Needs a new companion

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16. Bless her heart

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17. LOL

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18. Not smelly

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19. You got Rick rolled

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20. No nudes

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Are you looking for love? Any luck?

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This ‘Driving In’ Meme Is an Instant, Hilarious Classic

Every now and then, a meme hits the internet and instantly becomes a classic. The “Driving In” meme is the latest example of this. The premise is simple enough: use emojis and fake billboards to show what it’s like driving in your city or state.

This is why Twitter was invented, people.

1. Gators!

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2. I don’t like the looks of this one

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3. Strippers!

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4. Now I need a hot dog

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5. You better go to church…or else

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6. Very true

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7. The Bible Belt

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8. Cold…and lots of deer

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9. Pull over for Dunkies

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10. Twisters and Toby Keith

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11. The worst

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12. Pretty much

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13. Gridlock

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14. Wait a second…

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15. On point

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16. Ears of corn everywhere

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17. Lots of activity

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18. Mormon influence

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19. Such an odd state

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20. Nice and quiet

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You got one of your own you can share?

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A Dutch Church Held a Round-the-Clock Service Lasting 3 Months to Protect Refugee Family

A family of Armenian refugees has found shelter from deportation in Bethel Church in the Hague. Thanks to an obscure Dutch law, authorities can’t enter a church while services are being held. So, when the Tamrazyan family came to Bethel Church and beseeched them for help, the church was ready. They began service on October 26th and kept it going around the clock, bringing in more than 400 pastors from around the country, according to CBC.

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The Tamrazyan family has lived in the Netherlands for nine years. They were initially granted asylum, but that decision was recently overturned, according to the CBC. There is, however, a provision that may allow them to stay, referred to as a “children’s pardon,” according to CNN. This law allows families with children who have been living in the Netherlands for more than five years to be granted a pardon.

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The Tamrazyan family has three children. Their daughter Hayarpi, now 21, has frequently used Twitter to thank the volunteers for their efforts.

The pastor of Bethel Church, Derk Stegeman, explained his motivation for helping the Tamrazyan family to the CBC: “We are doing it to show to ourselves and to our community, to our government, that civilization and love in life and civilization, it’s not by expelling people, expelling children. We are trying to prove that it can be different.”

The 24-7 service became so popular that the church had to have tickets for its Christmastime services in order to control the crowd. When asked about the future, Hayarpi, said,

“I really don’t know what the outcome will be, but we hope we can stay here (in the Netherlands), because this is our home, this is where we belong. And my brother, my sister and I, we grew up in the Netherlands and we have been living here for almost nine years.”

Amazingly, Hayarpi is still tweeting, and the 24-7 service is continues on.

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