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These 25 People All Realized They Were Dating Idiots

When these 25 people realized the person they’d been dating was a total and complete MORON, they had a REVELATION.

Of course, then they had to decide whether or not it was a dealbreaker…and it wasn’t, for some.

25. My friend’s 8yo said the same thing.

The wife said there was so much Sodium, they just put OMG. from funny

24. Talk about a bad omen.

My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book. from funny

23. He’s surely someone’s idea of Jesus.

My Gf asked me why do I have a Jesus figure from funny

22. Those are some clean streets.

My wife texted to tell me her car smelled like it was burning. Turns out she drove 18 miles with my push-broom under her car. from funny

21. This really made me laugh.

My friend’s wife doesn’t understand perspective. from funny

20. Yikes.

My girlfriend, who’s in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience, moved into her dorm yesterday and was having trouble setting up the Apple TV I bought her… from facepalm

19. But truly this is just a cute story to tell the kids and grandkids.

I proposed to my GF this weekend and proceeded to drop the ring down a gopher hole from funny

18. To be fair, gaming isn’t everyone’s thing.

Wood from gaming

17. Do you think they even have a dog?

Asked bf to put away our dog after letting the dog out to pee. He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilauded at the hospital for a kidney stone. Bf was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely. from funny

16. I definitely wouldn’t have gone to the hospital. Just bye.

I swallowed a tweezers. My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I said ‘Did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?’ He said ‘Of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?’ from funny

15. Maybe she was just fantasizing?

Friend sends me pic of his new truck, my GF wanted to know why it had a little Waffle House in the back. from funny

14. Bless her heart indeed.

My wife thought she bought me socks with palm trees on them. Bless her heart, she had no idea. from funny

13. Maybe she’s trying to explain irony.

My wife got our daughters matching shirts. ಠ_ಠ from funny

12. It literally says 0% of what he asked for right on the bottle.

Asked wife to pick up some bleach while she was out doing errands. Her exact words after I looked at this like WTF was “It was a little pricy but at least it smells good and not like all the other bleach.” from facepalm

11. It’s not a lottery ticket ffs.

My wife complained there was no code on the scratch card she was given.. from funny

10. And you married her.

Not sure the wife understands what freezer bags are for… from funny

9. Something is certainly damaged.

I asked my girlfriend how badly her screen was cracked after she dropped her phone… she sent this from funny

8. For your Chanukah/Christmas hybrid party.

My gf wondered why I bought plates for Christmas that said "OH OY OH" on them… I had to tell her she was holding them upside down from funny

7. I don’t know if she’s a psycho, but she’s definitely odd.

My psycho girlfriend uses a timer to wake up instead of an alarm from funny

6. On the upside, at least she’s lucky.

My wife using an outlet. from mildlyinfuriating

5. Do not marry this guy unless you want him to be your first child.

4. The floors look nice, but she’s going to need a rescue team.

I’ve heard of "painting yourself into a corner" but my wife took it a step further. I don’t even know… from funny

3. Suitable for children.

Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She’s too innocent. from funny

2. Only one of you is going to survive the apocalypse.

I told my wife to set a reminder on her phone. Apparently we have different ideas of what that means. from funny

1. Wow. That’s all I’ve got.

 

No arguments from me on the idiot part!

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15 Funny Tweets About Dad Culture

Dad humor is pretty much the same across the board. And so is dad culture.

You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

And these tweets really nailed it.

1. How does this work?

2. No one else can do it

3. Sums it up

4. It’s pretty much over

5. Not going that high

6. Let me show you how it’s done

7. Does it sync up?

8. Don’t even look at it

9. Slow it down

10. The parking pass is crucial

11. This is art?

12. ALWAYS have to back in

13. Their favorite place

14. Let’s watch that again

15. Representing

Dads are pretty hilarious, don’t ya think?

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There’s a Vincent Van Gogh Action Figure That Comes with Removable Ears

Vincent Van Gogh’s life story, the tribulations, the mental illness, and especially the story of him cutting off part of his own ear, continues to fascinate art lovers all over the world.

That’s why this Van Gogh action figure is so amazing! Today is Art Day launched a Kickstarter campaign back in 2017 to help fund the Van Gogh figure, and now they are readily available for the public to buy. Yay, Kickstarter!

The figure comes with not one, but two, detachable ears.

Photo Credit: Amazon

It may not be historically accurate, but hey, we’re allowed to have a little fun once in a while, aren’t we?

The figure comes in a box decorated with replicas of Van Gogh’s famous paintings, Sunflowers and The Starry Night. Lil’ Vincent is made of PVC and stands five inches tall.

Today is Art Day has branched out and now produces a bunch of other amazing action figures in addition to Van Gogh.

We have Frida Kahlo:

Posted by Today Is Art Day on Saturday, July 6, 2019

Salvador Dalí:

Posted by Today Is Art Day on Saturday, May 11, 2019

Leonardo da Vinci:

Posted by Today Is Art Day on Monday, April 15, 2019

And Einstein!

And if you want to paint your own, you can also buy the Vincent Van Gogh DIY action figure.

Posted by Today Is Art Day on Tuesday, April 30, 2019

They make other figures as well so take a look at their page and do some exploring!

Get your hands on the Van Gogh figure from Amazon for $29 and check out their other products as well.

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15 Behind the Scenes Facts About Season 3 of ‘Stranger Things’

People are OBSESSED with Stranger Things. Season 3 just premiered on July 4 and people are already freaking out about when the next season will drop.

So, in the spirit of feeding that obsession, here are 15 behind the scenes facts from Season 3.

Dig in!

1. Dacre Montgomery, who plays Billy, is a method actor, and Millie Bobby Brown (Eleven) said he walked around on set looking intimidating and evil.

2. The hospital scene took two nights to film.

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good morning ? ?: @millermobley

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3. Millie Bobby Brown and Natalia Dyer (Nancy) have the same stunt double.

4. Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton (Jonathan) are dating in real life.

5. Millie Bobby Brown said that the blood that pours from Eleven’s nose is usually not CGI. The blood is a formula that she injects up her nose before every take.

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Cue the fireworks. #StrangerThings 3 is now streaming.

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6. A lot of the 1980s props in the show were bought from eBay.

7. The Duffer Brothers (who created the show) play music to get the actors into the right mood for certain scenes.

8. The Starcourt Mall is a real mall in Georgia.

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the girls are * thriving * and the boys are * a mess *

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9. Millie Bobby Brown said she cries when a season of the show wraps because she loves being on set so much.

10. Finn Wolfhard (Mike) improvised some of the lines he said to Eleven in the grocery store scene.

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us when the mindflayer went bye bye

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11. The sauna scene with Billy and kids was shot over the course of a week.

12. Dacre Montgomery wears a wig during the show.

13. About Season 4, Matt Duffer said they want to “open up in terms of allowing plotlines into areas outside of Hawkins.”

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got dad a new shirt for father's day

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14. Millie Bobby Brown had to learn to throw herself backward for the scene where she infiltrated Billy’s memories. She said it made her nauseous.

15. Dacre Montgomery said he was in the makeup chair for five hours a day to shoot some of his scenes as Billy.

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Take a Look at the Trailer for the Upcoming Tom Hanks Film About ‘Mister Rogers’

Fred Rogers (1928-2003) has been gone for 16 years now, but his memory and legacy is being kept alive by his legions of adoring fans. And now Hollywood is helping out as well.

Mister Rogers already got the documentary film treatment with 2018’s critically acclaimed Won’t You Be My Neighbor?, and now Tom Hanks will star as the iconic television host in the upcoming film A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood.

The film is based on a 1998 article by Tom Junod for Esquire magazine. Junod’s article detailed the effect Rogers had on millions of fans (and Junod himself) because of his kindness and optimism.

From the reactions on social media, it looks like people are going to need a whole lot of Kleenex to get through this film.

Tom Hanks looks to be the perfect choice to play Fred Rogers, doesn’t he? A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood also stars Matthew Rhys, Chris Cooper, and Susan Kelechi Watson.

Check out the trailer for A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood.

Fred Rogers hosted his famous television program from 1968-2001, and I think it’s pretty safe to say he made an enormous impact on people all over the world. Rogers’ home state of Pennsylvania even has a holiday to honor the man himself. 1-4-3 will now be celebrated every year on May 23 as a statewide day of kindness.

The film is set to open on November 22, 2019. As the person said in one of the tweets above, go ahead and take my money. NOW.

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Police Arrested a Man in Missouri After a Loud Fart Gave Away His Hiding Spot

Headline of the year? So far, I’d say yes.

Police officers in Liberty, Missouri, were hot on the trail of a man with a felony warrant out for his arrest – he was wanted for possession of a controlled substance – and about to pull out all of the stops. Fox9 reports that K-9 units had been called in to track his scent, but they were never deployed…

Because the guy let a fart rip so loudly that it gave away his hiding place.

I mean, that is some gas, if you can’t hold it in long enough to not get arrested.

If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a ? day. ? #ItHappened

Posted by Clay County, Missouri Sheriff on Tuesday, July 9, 2019

The local police station had a bit of fun with the incident on their Facebook page (because how could you not?), and everyone who has read the story has had a similar (snort-laughing) response as well.

Here are some of the better ones (in this writer’s opinion).

“He had the right to remain silent, but he didn’t have the ability.”

“Boy, am I glad I caught wind of this story.”

“I fart the law and the law won.”

To be honest, I’m still not over it.

I swear, I’ll go to my grave wishing there was video.

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Keep Your Fingers Crossed, America! Jack in the Box Is Testing Tiny Tacos in Select Locations.

Is this a sign of things to come in the taco game? If so, our fast food experience might get a lot more interesting in the near future. If you’ve never had the tacos from Jack in the Box, honestly you should give them a shot because they’re pretty decent. And I’m a self-identified taco fanatic.

But Jack in the Box is doing something a little bit different right now. The fast food chain is testing out tiny tacos in select markets to see how customers like them. They kind of look like little pizza rolls (AKA, delicious). The tiny tacos are served with a Ranch dipping sauce, a Taco Sauce, and the company’s new Creamy Avocado Lime Sauce.

They’re CHEAP, too. The prices vary a bit in the different test markets. In Dallas and Austin, Texas, you can get 5 tiny tacos for a single dollar, or 25 tacos for 5 bucks. Not bad at all. In Fresno, California, you can buy 15 tiny tacos for $3, or, wait for it…you can pay a single extra dollar to get the Loaded Tiny Tacos that have melted cheese, lettuce, and taco sauce.

I blame WilsonMini Tacos from Jack-In-The-Box

Posted by BP Burke on Tuesday, July 2, 2019

The trial runs in Texas and California last until September 1, 2019, and then presumably the bigwigs at Jack in the Box will make a decision about whether to make the tiny tacos a nationwide phenomenon. Don’t let us down, Texans and Californians! Americans all across this great land are counting on you to get the job done!

Sign me up!

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Keep Your Fingers Crossed, America! Jack in the Box Is Testing Tiny Tacos in Select Locations.

Is this a sign of things to come in the taco game? If so, our fast food experience might get a lot more interesting in the near future. If you’ve never had the tacos from Jack in the Box, honestly you should give them a shot because they’re pretty decent. And I’m a self-identified taco fanatic.

But Jack in the Box is doing something a little bit different right now. The fast food chain is testing out tiny tacos in select markets to see how customers like them. They kind of look like little pizza rolls (AKA, delicious). The tiny tacos are served with a Ranch dipping sauce, a Taco Sauce, and the company’s new Creamy Avocado Lime Sauce.

They’re CHEAP, too. The prices vary a bit in the different test markets. In Dallas and Austin, Texas, you can get 5 tiny tacos for a single dollar, or 25 tacos for 5 bucks. Not bad at all. In Fresno, California, you can buy 15 tiny tacos for $3, or, wait for it…you can pay a single extra dollar to get the Loaded Tiny Tacos that have melted cheese, lettuce, and taco sauce.

I blame WilsonMini Tacos from Jack-In-The-Box

Posted by BP Burke on Tuesday, July 2, 2019

The trial runs in Texas and California last until September 1, 2019, and then presumably the bigwigs at Jack in the Box will make a decision about whether to make the tiny tacos a nationwide phenomenon. Don’t let us down, Texans and Californians! Americans all across this great land are counting on you to get the job done!

Sign me up!

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Social Media Influencers Have Been Taking Pics with a Toxic Lake in Russia

So is “social media influencer” like, a job?

It is, unfortunately. And apparently finding the perfect background is an important part of being the best in your field.

Which is why so many influencers have taken a liking to the picturesque lake in the city of Novosibirsk, in Russia.

The waters are as turquoise as a tropical sea, and contrasted against the surrounding Siberian forest, well…there’s really no arguing that the scenery is Instagram-worthy.

Except for one this: It’s not actually a lake, but the containment pond a power plant uses as an ash dump. The Siberian Generating Company, who runs the plant, has put out a warning against swimming in the lake, which gets its beautiful color from  calcium salts and other metal oxides being pumped into the fairly shallow (3-6 feet deep) body of water.

Now, the lake isn’t radioactive or deadly – at least according to the power plant – but the cocktail of substances definitely certainly isn’t something you’d want in your bath water. It could lead to allergic reactions, among other unknown outcomes.

Not only that, but the bottom of the lake is muddy with ash deposits, meaning anyone walking in it could get stuck and require professional help to get out.

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OBSESE RUSKÝCH INSTAGRAMERŮ? #NovosibirskéMaledivy působí na první pohled jako místo, které je ideální pro návštěvu během letní dovolené. Pohádkově modrá voda přímo vybízí ke koupání a ruští instagrameři se u tohoto jezera rádi zvěčňují takovým způsobem, jako kdyby se právě nacházeli na luxusní dovolené. Realita je pak o něco horší. Příčinou azurově modré vody jsou totiž chemikálie a popel, které do vody proudí z nedaleké uhelné továrny. Jakkoliv může místo vybízet ke koupání, lidé by se k němu podle vydaných varování nejlépe neměli vůbec přibližovat, natož v něm plavat, protože tamní voda je zdraví škodlivá. Navzdory tomu místo denně navštěvují houfy lidí, aby si pořídily stylovou fotku… A kam letos pojedete na dovolenou vy? ?#russia #novosibirsk #novosibirskmaldives #lake #instagram #summer #blog #factory #trend #blogger #influencer #photo #blue #water

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Just something to think about before you go wading into random bodies of water, pretty or not.

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Social Media Influencers Have Been Taking Pics with a Toxic Lake in Russia

So is “social media influencer” like, a job?

It is, unfortunately. And apparently finding the perfect background is an important part of being the best in your field.

Which is why so many influencers have taken a liking to the picturesque lake in the city of Novosibirsk, in Russia.

The waters are as turquoise as a tropical sea, and contrasted against the surrounding Siberian forest, well…there’s really no arguing that the scenery is Instagram-worthy.

Except for one this: It’s not actually a lake, but the containment pond a power plant uses as an ash dump. The Siberian Generating Company, who runs the plant, has put out a warning against swimming in the lake, which gets its beautiful color from  calcium salts and other metal oxides being pumped into the fairly shallow (3-6 feet deep) body of water.

Now, the lake isn’t radioactive or deadly – at least according to the power plant – but the cocktail of substances definitely certainly isn’t something you’d want in your bath water. It could lead to allergic reactions, among other unknown outcomes.

Not only that, but the bottom of the lake is muddy with ash deposits, meaning anyone walking in it could get stuck and require professional help to get out.

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OBSESE RUSKÝCH INSTAGRAMERŮ? #NovosibirskéMaledivy působí na první pohled jako místo, které je ideální pro návštěvu během letní dovolené. Pohádkově modrá voda přímo vybízí ke koupání a ruští instagrameři se u tohoto jezera rádi zvěčňují takovým způsobem, jako kdyby se právě nacházeli na luxusní dovolené. Realita je pak o něco horší. Příčinou azurově modré vody jsou totiž chemikálie a popel, které do vody proudí z nedaleké uhelné továrny. Jakkoliv může místo vybízet ke koupání, lidé by se k němu podle vydaných varování nejlépe neměli vůbec přibližovat, natož v něm plavat, protože tamní voda je zdraví škodlivá. Navzdory tomu místo denně navštěvují houfy lidí, aby si pořídily stylovou fotku… A kam letos pojedete na dovolenou vy? ?#russia #novosibirsk #novosibirskmaldives #lake #instagram #summer #blog #factory #trend #blogger #influencer #photo #blue #water

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