Adulting Is Hard, That’s Why You Need Merit Badges for Adults

Remember when you were in Boy Scouts and you got your merit badges for completing all kinds of tasks? It meant you were well on your way to becoming a productive member of society.

And then we all grew up and look what happened to us. Not good!

That’s why these adult merit badges from Winks For Days are so crucial. Adulting is hard work, and we need to be told we’re doing a job at least every once in a while.

Here are some that you should think about bestowing upon yourself.

1. Way to go!

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2. Once in a while is A-OK.

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3. Sobering up.

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4. You should probably do this more often.

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5. Sunshine is good for you.

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6. Hello, Mother.

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7. Keep that thing alive.

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8. Improve that credit score.

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9. Gotta do it sometimes.

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10. Building healthy bones.

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11. All the way down to zero.

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12. That’ll show the boss.

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Hey, you! Yeah, you! You’re doing a great job!

Just keep your head up and keep moving forward.

Oh, and print out these adult merit badges and pin them on your clothes so that people know you’re winning at life!

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Hilarious Wedding Photobombs That Should Make You Laugh

Your wedding photos are supposed to give you memories for a lifetime – memories that will remind you of the special day when you and your loved ones got together to celebrate your union with your life partner.

And then some animal or a drunk guest gets in the way and ruins your wedding, your wedding photos, and ultimately, your life.

These photobombs all really put a damper on the big day, huh?

1. The alpaca in the background.

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2. We’re here to party.

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3. Jump right in.

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4. This is incredible.

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5. Not very romantic.

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6. Man, Wife, and Dog.

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7. Perfect timing.

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8. The newest member of the family.

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9. You punks!

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10. Lingering cow.

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11. Hi ladies!

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Yowza! Some of these people might need a reshoot on those photos.

Did you have any “issues” on your wedding day in the photography department?

If you’re brave enough, share the pics in the comments with us!

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Cute, Funny Animal Tweets for Your Enjoyment

I need this in my life in a major way.

I’m talking about quality animal posts that immediately put you in a better mood.

Let’s stop wasting time with this chatter and get to the good stuff!

1. A real negotiation.

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2. Please pay attention to this.

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3. I definitely appreciate this.

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4. I knew it!

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5. Total chaos.

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6. It’s our loss.

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7. Peak happiness.

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8. What did you expect?

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9. Punk Rawk.

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10. Time for all of us to cry.

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11. Please accept this gift.

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12. He couldn’t help it.

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13. We’re here!

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14. They are cute…even though they mess sh*t up.

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15. I will follow you anywhere.

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Those sure put me in a good mood!

How about you? Are you an animal lover?

If the answer is YES, and I bet it is, share some pics of your little furbabies in the comments.

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Funny Memes to Help You Get Through Flu Season

In case you haven’t been paying attention, flu season is definitely here and it’s particularly nasty this year. Kids are sick. Parents are sick. EVERYONE IS SICK.

But, I have some good news for you! Laughter can help make you feel a little bit better!

Enjoy these funny memes, take two aspirin, and call me in the morning.

1. I can’t even bear to look.

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2. It’s all around us!

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3. Wear a HAZMAT suit to work.

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4. Maybe you shouldn’t have said anything.

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5. You’ll need superhuman strength.

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6. An assault on the body.

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7. Not quite the same.

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8. How romantic…

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9. Power through it.

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10. Who did this?!?!

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11. Can’t. Get. Sick.

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12. It’s definitely in the air.

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13. Already booked it.

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14. Beware of everyone.

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15. Boom! Genius!

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16. Fill ‘er up.

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I feel better already!

How about you? Did you get the flu this year? Or maybe your family did?

Let us know how it’s going in the comments!

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Enjoy These Golden Comedy Nuggets From the Tumblr Mines

Sometimes it’s nice to stop and smell the Tumblr genius – it’s always pumping, even when you’re away cheating with other social media sites (or, gasp, real life!).

If you feel as if you’ve been missing out lately, well, here are 14 little treasures we don’t want you to miss.

14. This 100% killed me dead.

13. You need to run to that altar.

12. Is this a real thing and why didn’t I know?

11. You’re not walking in my shoes, okay!?

10. A golden moment with a stranger.

9. Do directors from London really understand how big Texas is, though?

8. Proof that cats are the same all over the world.

7. Mostly number 4 here.

6. Such a sweet father-son moment.

5. It might be the same thing honestly.

4. This imaginary exchange is so sweet.

3. Foiled again!

2. Just play your part as best as you can.

1. His face needs to be a meme immediately.

 

Sure, I could have gone my whole life without reading these mini-discourses, but why would I want to?

Which one of these made you feel like it’s time to return to Tumblr more often?

Tell us in the comments!

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People Share the Biggest Issue They Have with Their First Name

Parents really try their hardest when picking out a name for their baby. They want the name to mean something, but not be so weird that it makes their baby’s life harder for years to come. They try to consider initials and nicknames and just generally to do right by their kid – it’s a huge responsibility, naming another person!

That said, things don’t always work out as planned (and I guess some people don’t take it too seriously to begin with), and people can end up…if not hating, then at least being displeased by their names.

If you want to know some of their reasons, well, these 18 people are here to dish!

18. There’s no way to predict the next big thing.

17. We can learn it if we want to.

16. That barista just stopped trying.

15. My sister has only a middle initial and I can confirm the age of automation has made these things extra difficult.

14. That’s just really insulting.

13. This is way too long of a conversation.

12. I wish she was kidding.

11. It’s like playing a game you wish you weren’t winning.

10. What on earth would Clyde be short FOR, I wonder?

9. There’s something you don’t want to have to say every day.

8. I’d probably just start with Ed.

7. Talk about an unfortunate twist of fate.

6. I mean. He kind of brought that on himself.

5. Here I thought “with a C” would be the default.

4. …is it really, though?

3. Seriously, it takes two seconds to double check.

2. Manners seem to also be a thing for old people these days.

1. I guess sometimes close enough will do.

I disliked my name when I was younger, but now I like it (and I’ve never had any problems like these)!

Have you had issues with your name? What are they? Tell us in the comments1

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Enjoy These Funny Tweets About American Food

You have to admit that the food in America is…kind of extreme. Especially if you’re from another country. Those folks don’t know what they’re in for a lot of the time when they step foot onto our continent.

Enjoy these tweets about the madness of American food…I’ll see you in the drive-thru.

1. What are these Cheez-its?

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2. One strawberry makes it healthy.

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3. It does a body good? I guess?

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4. Just stop right there.

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5. Bon Appétit!

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6. I never thought about that…

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7. That sounds terrible.

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8. I hope you like it!

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9. Why did this happen?

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10. Both are true.

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11. You don’t need to worry about that.

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12. We hold our heads up high.

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Those sure hit the spot, didn’t they?

What do you think of the food in the U.S.? I want to hear from natives and from people abroad.

Let’s get it started!

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These Gangsta Cats Are Keepin’ It Real

Takin’ it back to the old school.

The cats in these photos are OG: Original Gangsters. They’re not here to play, and if you mess with them, there’s gonna be hell to pay.

These felines are rolling in the dough and they won’t think twice about messing you up.

Trust me on this one…just keep your distance…

1. Countin’ all day.

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2. Don’t let that face fool you.

3. On her stash.

4. All decked out.

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5. Stacking that paper.

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6. Treating it like catnip.

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7. Evil eyes.

8. Fork it over.

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9. A trio of trouble.

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10. Love the necklace.

Does your cat think he or she is a badass gangsta?

You know you can’t keep that kind of stuff to yourself!

Share some pics with us in the comments, please!

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Collectors Share the Odd Things They Can’t Stop Grabbing

I’ve never really been much of a collector (aside from books), but I understand that many people all over the world find themselves with houses full of one thing or another. My mother collected Precious Moments figurines, my sister loves dreamcatchers, my husband, raw gems and minerals….

And if any of those things surprise you, well, these 16 confessions should really pique your interest.

16. He just likes the sound they make.

Bottle caps. Not a Fallout fan, just like the little clinklies.

15. Yikes.

Board games.

Board Game Collection 2019

14. She’s stolen a good number of them from boys she knows.

Hoodies.

13. You don’t have to be a kid to enjoy playing.

Lego. Building sets is very relaxing and I like to put them on display.

12. You really buried the lede there.

I collect yugioh while my brother collects pokemon and sister collects her ex boyfriends hair samples

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11. Wait, this counts? Because…

My wife collects bags

Hand bags, purses, those nice bags you leave the mall with, gift bags, bags from the grocery store etc. We have bags of bags.

10. Folks, we have a hoarder…

Fountain pens!

Also knives but if you start a conversation that way it throws people off.

Also coins. Fucking love silver coins.

Also stamps

Also comics

I’m bad at not collecting things.

9. Okay I want to see all of these.

I collect documents from the late 1800’s to the early 1900’s. A lot of the stuff I have are diaries and legal documents.

8. Nerdy, but also cool!

I like collecting rare/old coins. An entire section of my basement is dedicated to my coin collection. My rarest is a $20 gold liberty head coin dating 1859, and I have a few seperate boxes for the more common old coins, such as wheat pennies, silver nickels, silver dimes, and silver quarters, and I have a mini box for silver half dollars. The rest I put on display in air and water tight clear plastic cases.

7. Every hobby deserves this much passion.

Coins!!!! I worked at a very popular LEGO Store where it was a common tourist destination for people all over the world and sometimes when people would take their change out to pay, they’d have coins from their country in the handful of American coins, and my eyes would always light up and I’d be like “OOOHH! What kind are those!!” and quite a few really awesome customers have let me have their country’s change!

One guy gave me EIGHT different coins from his country! I was in awe!! Another woman, whom I worked with knew I loved coins of all sorts, and when she went on a trip, she brought me back a bag of special coins from her travels! She even paid money to get me a unique square-shaped coin.

When I went to Europe, I visited 6 countries. Most of them used Euros, but London used Pounds. I left Europe with a bunch of cool new coins, AND EVEN BETTER, the guy I sat next to on the plane home DIDN’T want his coins! He gave me a sandwhich baggy half full of coins I already had, AND coins I never even came across. Like a couple coins called Krones, from Danmark, which have a cool hole right in the center of them.

I have a large jar in my room that I keep adding neat coins to, even old metal chuckie cheese coins. ??

6. The sales will get you every time.

Unplayed* video games on Steam.

5. You’ve gotta keep busy!

Hobbies, loads of them, I get wee obsessions with doing things and spend a fortune doing them for about 6 months to a year then I just put all the stuff away and move on to the next hobby.

4. Someone else will be thrilled.

hawaiian shirts.

i’ve got over 1,000.

but i’ve decided that the time has come to divest myself of A LOT of them.

3. I threw them away when I ran out of room on my fridge.

Magnets of the cities/countries I’ve been to.

2. Serious question, though, how do you store them?

Fuckin mugs bro, the more obscure the better. Whatever passion or interest you could have, there’s probably a mug for that. I like mugs that have fallen to the wayside This Houston Mug? Oh I’ve never been but i saw at a yard sale so I copped

1. Such cool stories.

Mainly books. But to a lesser degree (I have just a few pieces) antique pottery from a pottery place that used to be in my mother’s hometown over a century ago.

I get it, because you can pry any one of my books out of my cold dead hands.

Do you collect something? What is it, and how did it start? Let us know in the comments!

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People Share Why Atheism Is Right for Them

Some people don’t believe in God. Or any god, for that matter.

If you want to understand why they feel this is the right thing for them, in their bones, then opening your ears is a must – and these 14 people are ready to explain why they have no regrets about their lack of faith.

14. It’s not about hatred.

This is usually my simple answer too.

My biggest annoyance is that religious people often equate atheism with hating religion. I don’t really care if people are religious and want to believe something. If someone finds that fulfilling, they can do whatever they want. I find some of the moral tenets in some religions inspiring and I also sometimes envy people who truly believe in an afterlife.

That said, I can’t stand people who hate simply because of differing views. It could be because of religion, race, nationality, sexual preference, etc. To me, religion is just another thing that can be used to divide us. To me, it seems to bring more hate and sorrow to the world than hope and inspiration. I have many friends and family who are religious and are not this way, so I know that the hate comes mostly from overzealous people and does not represent the majority, but still these religions do cause hate and discord.

If it was ever proven that there is a god or creator, I would be all on board with worshipping them or at least acknowledging their existence. Until then, religion isn’t really something I think about at all in my daily life until questions like these are asked.

13. Evidence and proof are in short supply.

Zero proof and the fact that religious people rely on the word “faith” as their only defense when they try to push their shit.

12. There aren’t enough answers to all of the ‘whys.’

At first I believed in God, mainly because my parents said that. But then I began to wonder why this is so, and not so? Why is this greatest being not coming down to us, it should help us, but it does not. Many believers impose their faith, and say that God will take revenge on atheists (I am from Russia, this is why this attitude is not uncommon). This greatest being has nothing to do but punish the atheists? I began to try to delve into science, learned about the theory of evolution, and how, for me, even if the transformation of a monkey into a person seems implausible, the transformation of a piece of clay into a complex human organ system sounds even less realistic.

11. There’s no substitute for science.

Because I have no reason to. Just like I don’t believe in elves, goblins, ghosts, demons, bigfoot, chupacabra, the loch ness monster, santa claus, the tooth fairy, wishing on shooting stars, or any other superstition/fairy tail nonsense.

I don’t make a habit of “believing” in anything. I am presented evidence of something and from then on accept its existence; I don’t do anything on faith alone.

10. I’ve honestly never considered that before now…

Because a god that hides it’s identity makes zero sense. If it wanted our obedience, it could expose itself in a big way and get it.

9. Because women are just as important as men.

It was also used as a tool of control on me for a long time, as well as other women. It enabled the men at church to be lazy and entitled while guilt tripping women for never being able to do enough. Women who had enough of the “serving” bullshit (planning everything, taking care of everything, all domestic chores whether or not they worked full time, free childcare, expected to stop everything at the whim of others) and left church were branded as nasty feminists and everybody prayed for them. Fuck church forever

8. It’s not a natural law.

If you delete all mathematical equations discovered in the past 100 years, all of it will be re-discovered eventually, you can’t delete natural facts and order forever.

if you do the same with all religions, none of it will be ever seen again, ever. Religion and god are made up things passed down further by parents and society.

1+1 will always be 2 regardless if you live in the US or China. But Allah will be not the same god as Zeus regardless where you at.

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7. Comfortable with your mortality.

There’s no evidence (and lack of evidence is not the same as evidence)
but mainly,
I’m perfectly comfortable with my mortality, and the universe just being there. I don’t need to create or believe in something greater than it to get on with my daily life. It’s a vast and crazy and unbelievable and beautiful and random and infinite thing. Why does it have to be created by something? Can’t we just admire it for what it is?

6. When you actually do the reading…

Actually read the bible. Was always skeptical as a child but actually reading the book, was the nail in the coffin for me.

5. It doesn’t look much like love.

If god loves all then why make millions of people depressed, tortured, murdered, hated, starving and ill? Why create famine or mass genocide and not happiness for all those you “love”?

4. Concise and interesting.

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”

Stephen Roberts
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3. No good deity, anyway.

It’s a book written a couple thousand years ago, translated and retranslated a couple hundred times and rewritten to fit other people’s agendas.No one can verify anything that happened and plus no diety would let their name be perverted and used to kill people in their name even if they said they gave us free will.

2. Why is he worthy of worship?

Because God is a fucking tyrant, well the concept of God. He supposedly watches from the heavens as millions of people die from hunger, disease, murder, war, sexual abuse and so on. Religion makes you fear him so you don’t go to hell, where you burn for eternity if you don’t follow his commandments and obey the rules of his con stricting rule. People die tragically everyday, and people have the nerve to say God took them because he felt it was time. So I guess die a fucked up way because God wanted you to? Plus there’s no evidence and people have been waiting for his sons return for 2000 years and nothing. He watched the natives get slaughtered of the Americas because they needed to be converted, watched the Jews die in concentration camps and did nothing about it. He let racism and slavery exist which is super fucked up. I thought we were all suppose to be his children and exist in harmony. Why would a God who is supposedly so loving do that? He let’s the two major religions of the world, in Christianity and Islam fight a religious war that is pointless, which innocent people suffer from their evil doing. Is God just an evil being that we are supposed to fear and obey? It sure seems like it. Everyone who is religious is so bent on making it to heaven, and they forget to enjoy the short existence we have on this little rock, which circles our little star of a sea of billions that revolve around the center of our galaxy, which freefalls into the blackness and nothingness of space. We are insignificant compared to the universe, but yet, here we are pointing weapons at each other that could end our entire existence. Fuck we suck as humans.

1. We’ve done it for millennia.

In my opinion, God is just the name that we’ve collectively used to explain things that we cannot explain with science yet. There’s some things that can never be explained with science (like why does time exist, how did the first atom exist etc.) that’s simpler to think about by assuming there’s an entity behind all the unexplainable things.

I love hearing people talk about what’s formed them, what they think, and how it’s similar or different from my own upbringing and set of rules.

Do you believe in god? Are you an atheist? We’d love to hear your own reasons for your choices in the comments!

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