These Tweets Might Make You Never Want to Have Kids

If you’re thinking about having children…these tweets might just change your mind…

Sure, they are tons of fun and everyone says you don’t know what you’re missing until you have children, but still…they’re not for everyone…

Let’s see what these folks had to say…you might just be discouraged.

1. It was an accident.

My son just “accidentally” dumped an entire bottle of salad dressing over his head so that’s how my night is going.

— Niki Lenz (@NikiRLenz) October 1, 2018

2. You have a monster on your hands…

My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF

— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016

3. Now apologize to ME.

Toddler accidentally hits me in the face with a book.
Me: "Oof, that hurt a bit. Can you say sorry?"
Her: "Sorry, book."

— Martha Hampson (@marthie) August 9, 2019

4. Stuff like this…

People sometimes ask why I don't want kids. I like sleep mostly, but also because of stuff like this. pic.twitter.com/uDYniHSG91

— Hoodie (@HoodiePanda) September 19, 2015

5. Who’s in charge here?

Toddler "accidentally" dropped her bowl of cereal. As I shamefully bow down to my knees and wipe up her mess, the toddler looks at me, picks up the bowl, with a flick of the wrist spills the remains. She does this every once in a while to let me know she's still in charge.

— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 6, 2018

6. Got a bruiser on your hands.

My toddler accidentally punched me in the eye but then cuz I cried out in pain she thought it would be fun to intentionally punch me in the other eye and so I’m cancelling today’s parenting plans.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 6, 2019

7. I see why.

kids are brutal. This little girl I help at the elementary school asked to see a photo of my boyfriend, when I told her I didn’t have one she LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN and said “I see why”. but how’s your day going.

— téona michelle (@teonamichelle4) October 23, 2018

8. I’m gonna be sick.

ask me again why I don't want kids pic.twitter.com/YOIuAo4XHG

— badly drawn bee (@soapachu) July 28, 2018

9. Not an easy task.

Whenever I get baby fever, I look back at the time my cousin got stuck inside of a claw machine pic.twitter.com/yaZs3k2fH2

— CJ (@QTremendo) January 26, 2020

10. How cute!

My daughter just accidentally dropped her snotty tissue into my coffee and if that’s not a metaphor for parenting I don’t know what is.

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) January 9, 2020

11. Without warning.

Toddlers are savage af. When 3 is done talking to her grandparents she doesnt say bye.

No warning, just "alexa, hang up"

— Kelly Oh! (@KellyOhlert) February 12, 2019

12. You ungrateful little…

Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016

13. All fixed now…

My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2014

14. This clinched it for her.

12 year old I babysit just poured chocolate milk on my head b/c I wouldn't let her eat jellybeans for lunch. Never having kids.

— Anne Marie Miller (@atmiller94) June 2, 2014

15. That’s a bummer.

Kids are evil. pic.twitter.com/UFqLuKMvub

— Scott Snyder (@Ssnyder1835) May 12, 2018

Well, I’m convinced! You don’t need to tell me anything else!

What about you? Do you have kids? Are you totally against having kids? Still on the fence?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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February 18, 2020

Check Out This Crochet Taxidermy for Folks Who Don’t Like Harming Animals

What can a person do if they really like that “animal on the head” thing on their wall, but they don’t actually like the idea of hunting or killing animals?

Well, it’s your lucky day!

If you like what you see, you can purchase these cool collectibles by clicking the Etsy links below the photos. Happy hunting…I mean…browsing.

1. How precious.

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2. Cute as a button.

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3. Gone fishing.

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4. Look into those eyes.

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5. This one looks great.

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6. Kind of looks like Rudolph.

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7. The elusive narwhal!

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8. Tony the Tiger.

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9. Buzzing bumble bee.

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10. The detail on this is impressive.

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11. That is one big cow.

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Aren’t those cool?

What do you think? Do you have any real taxidermy in your house or would you prefer the fake stuff like these items?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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February 18, 2020

Anti-Paige Tweets for People Who’ve Had to Deal With a Paige Before

I’ve met a couple ladies named Paige in my life…and I never really liked any of them. Sorry, just being honest.

So maybe there’s some truth to these tweets, huh?

By the looks of it, these people are not big fans of Paige…just sayin’…

1. In a heartbeat.

Girls named Paige will turn on you.

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) October 3, 2014

2. Weirdest of the weird.

People named Paige always be the weirdest lmao

— Annie (@ann_ann3881) July 3, 2018

3. Those pages are vicious.

If you’re married to a mommy blogger you’re single to me. What the hell is Ashlynn gonna do, complain about me in a closed fb group of 20,000 people all named Paige?

— Sarah Wainschel (@Swainsch) September 1, 2019

4. Some harsh criticism.

People who peaked in HS:
– girls that still say spoopy and doggo
– kids that were friends with every administrator
– guys who post their highlight videos on social media
– girls named Paige

— (@hannahlauren14) October 1, 2019

5. Avoid at all costs.

People named "Paige" ruin lives.

— LYRIK G (@Lyr_rikk) December 31, 2012

6. Only a slim chance at redemption.

If your name is Paige there's a 9/10 chance you're weird

— tyler simpson (@bigtyler2) February 10, 2018

7. Making people uncomfortable.

if your name is Paige & you spell it w/o an “i”, don’t talk to me. you make me uncomfortable

— pk (@pnkahler) December 31, 2018

8. Not holding back.

Why do I always hate people named Paige?

— Brad Horsley (@datbrad97) April 5, 2016

9. Bottom of the barrel.

We all know a girl named #Paige who is inconsiderate

— We All Know A… (@weallkna) February 1, 2020

10. Why is that?

why's it that like 90% of the girls named Paige I meet are total bitches

— bass kitty (75%) (@astrokittyyy) February 23, 2015

11. Very strong feelings.

I hate blonde white girls named Paige #annoying

— Drew Barrs (@Drew__Barr) January 26, 2013

12. Wow…I think that’s enough.

I HATE YOU PAIGE…. WHOEVER NAMED PAIGE I HATE HER LOL

— jess (@iTeamWang852) December 8, 2017

I’m sure there are plenty of wonderful Paiges out there…I just haven’t met one yet.

How about you? Have you had good experiences with a Paige? Bad? Maybe you are a Paige?

Open up to us in the comments. Let’s see what you have to say, friends!

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February 18, 2020

These Memes Will Speak to You If You Have Kids

Being a parent can be exhausting. The hard work never ends, the kids don’t appreciate it (until they’re older… maybe), and you sometimes look to the heavens and cry to relieve some of the stress.

But, hey, it’s all worth it, right? RIGHT!

Here are some funny parenting memes for all the moms and dads out there.

1. My time is now.

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2. Do whatever you want.

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3. About to have a meltdown.

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4. You made the right choice.

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5. I’m here for you!

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6. Do not judge.

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7. Even for two minutes…

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8. Need a breather.

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9. Like a little goblin.

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10. You’re still a mess.

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11. An ancient ritual.

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12. That would be a NO.

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13. I need four more hours.

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I do not have children, but even I thought those memes were pretty hilarious.

What about you, moms and dads? Do these memes ring true?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments, please!

Oh, and keep up the good work!

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February 18, 2020

Hilarious Memes About the Ups and Downs of Having Kids

Highs and lows.

This describes a lot of things in life and parenting is definitely one of them. But look at it this way: you’re raising the future leaders of the world! Actually, maybe don’t look at it like that because panic may set in…

You know what? Just sit back, relax, and laugh at these funny memes about having kids.

1. What a life!

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2. Not gonna happen.

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3. Completely deflated.

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4. Please leave now!

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5. He’s right, you know…

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6. It’s starting…

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7. I’ve seen this before.

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8. The demon child.

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9. Not as much fun as it looks.

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10. Must not have had kids.

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11. Okay, that’s enough.

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12. Don’t do it!

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On-point parenting memes, in my humble opinion.

Parents, how are you holding up?

In the comments, tell us some funny and crazy stories about things that those little devils have done recently. Please and thank you!

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1. That is very funny.

2. You’re not going anywhere.

3. In good hands.

4. Sweet, sweet relief.

5. That has to be what they’re thinking.

6. Oh, there it is!

7. Are you sure about that?

8. No time for drama.

9. Bring everything you own, just in case.

10. We have to be there 9 hours early.

11. They’re also a genius!

12. All kinds of reactions.

13. What’s taking them so long…?

1. It was an accident.

2. You have a monster on your hands…

3. Now apologize to ME.

4. Stuff like this…

5. Who’s in charge here?

6. Got a bruiser on your hands.

7. I see why.

8. I’m gonna be sick.

9. Not an easy task.

10. How cute!

11. Without warning.

12. You ungrateful little…

13. All fixed now…

14. This clinched it for her.

15. That’s a bummer.

1. How precious.

2. Cute as a button.

3. Gone fishing.

4. Look into those eyes.

5. This one looks great.

6. Kind of looks like Rudolph.

7. The elusive narwhal!

8. Tony the Tiger.

9. Buzzing bumble bee.

10. The detail on this is impressive.

11. That is one big cow.

1. Willing to do anything.

2. Guy Fieri for President!

3. You’re gonna get hired right away.

4. Why did I do that?

5. Maybe that’s why?

6. Speaking the truth.

7. It unites all of us.

8. Fast and furious.

9. A big letdown.

10. Mystery men.

11. I’m all good now!

12. Don’t say that too loud.

1. I can feel your eyes.

2. What am I doing?

3. Oh no, panic time!

4. Or my Social Security card…

5. Guilty of this one.

6. Why were they so mean to me?

7. Same here!

8. A vicious cycle.

9. Talking to myself.

10. Are they really my friends?

11. Who am I? Really?

12. What was I doing, again?

13. All the good stuff.

14. Can’t get over this one.

15. No rhyme or reason.

16. Now what?

1. Total psycho mode.

2. The worst thing ever.

3. But what if…

4. I was actually looking for this hemorrhoid cream.

5. That cuts deep.

6. Don’t do anything stupid.

7. The grief process is already done.

8. Pack everything you own.

9. Well, that’s kind of sad.

10. Hold it in!

11. Let us begin…

12. Pretty much everything.

13. This is the one.