People Are Sharing Things They’ll Miss About Lockdowns

Guess what, everyone?

The pandemic isn’t over yet! Not even close, in fact…

And, while we’re seeing a lot of people out there ACTING like things have improved, we all need to be smart about wearing a mask, keeping our distance from people, and washing our hands.

Regardless of all those pesky FACTS, people have been tweeting out what they’re going to miss about lockdown…whenever that happens. It’s good to dream, I guess…let’s take a look at what people had to say! Stay safe out there!

1. That’s a good thing.

Trust me, you’ll be able to hibernate this whole winter.

2. Awwwwww. Keep on enjoying that.

Looks like a good companion.

3. That is definitely a positive thing.

Let’s all keep ’em clean when this is over, okay?

4. The perfect excuse…

What’s YOURS?

5. They’re always there for you.

You gotta love that!

6. All kinds of experiments going on.

That can be good or bad…just ask your pets.

7. All kinds of good stuff.

You still have a good amount of time to enjoy all of this.

8. Pretty steady where I’m at.

That’s cheap!

9. Livin’ the life.

Like I said, lockdown ain’t going anywhere, so keep on enjoying it.

10. Guest appearance!

You know your co-workers love it!

11. Family is everything.

I’m sure they love having you there!

12. Oh come on, lighten up…

Give people a chance! It’s worth it!

Sorry, folks, but we still have quite a ways to go before we can get back to normal again…

Now we want to hear from you!

How are you spending your time during the lockdown?

Talk to us in the comments! And stay safe out there!

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Hilarious Jokes About the Misery of This Pandemic

Hey there…

Here we go again

Yes, it’s another installment of jokes about the pandemic. And do you want to know why? BECAUSE THIS THING IS STILL HERE SEVEN MONTHS LATER.

And it really doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere for a while, does it?

It’s sad, but true. But we have to deal with it and get through it, right?

And one of the  ways we can do that is with humor.

So, without further ado, enjoy another installment of jokes about this crazy time in world history…and remember to wear your mask when you go out in public!

1. Are you guys okay?

Now I’m depressed, too…

2. Hahahaha. Burn!

You showed them!

3. You’re doing good work.

No, make that GREAT work!

4. Doesn’t seem realistic, does it?

That’s not gonna happen!

5. Jack might have overreacted just a bit.

I mean, the whole thing with the axe? C’mon, bro…

6. No way around it.

Just wear it and keep your mouth shut. Okay?

7. The new normal.

Okay, I’ve had enough for today.

8. That did not work out very well.

What the hell is going on out there?

9. They’re working for me, too.

Been ordering all kinds of stuff!

10. This is very true.

Covid got snubbed!

11. You did your best.

And maybe Mr. Newton would be proud of you.

12. I’m pretty over it…

Not gonna lie…

Ughhhhh…

In the comments, talk to us and give us a life update.

How are you doing? How are you holding up?

Thanks! And please stay safe and healthy out there!

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This Restaurant in Texas Is Still Putting up Hilarious Signs During the Shutdown

They still got it!

I’m talking about the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas, a place that has been known for their hilarious signs out in front of their establishment for quite some time now.

And, since we’re obviously living in very strange times, the folks at El Arroyo have adapted their sign game to reflect the current times.

Their signs lately have focused on the pandemic and the shutdown in a very way that no doubt gives their customers and folks passing by a good laugh.

Let’s take a look at what they’ve been up to at the El Arroyo.

1. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

People really love it! And they have nothing else to do!

2. This one is good.

Very clever, guys and gals!

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3. These are words to live by.

Thicc for the win!

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Love in the time of COVID ?

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4. That’s code for Covid.

And I like it!

5. I think we might have?

I can’t even keep track anymore.

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6. Did I say that out loud?

Be careful on your Zoom calls, people.

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Time for a “coffee” refill…

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7. I feel this deep in my soul.

Does this apply to you?

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Fattening the curve is going better than expected…

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8. Stay as far away from me as possible.

Can we agree on that? Where do I sign?

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Please maintain 6ft away from me forevermore.

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9. People are moving WAYYYY too slow.

Get out of my way!

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Brb speaking to the manager

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10. A sign of the times.

Mixing up the diseases.

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Call (512)474-1222 for inquiries. (And margaritas!)

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11. Ain’t that the truth?

Yeah, what happened to all those folks?

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Where’d the “he’s my everything” posts go

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12. Times have changed…

In a huge way.

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2021: Avoid ?s

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13. Ladies…is this true?

I think it’s probably true…

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Those are great!

Have you seen any funny business or church signs during the lockdown?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Roommates Are Having Stupid Fights During the Shutdown and Here Are the Tweets to Prove It

This current health crisis and lockdown is really taking its toll on people.

And even if you haven’t gotten sick, there’s a chance the people you share your living space with are really getting on your nerves.

Which is totally understandable, considering that we can’t really go anywhere or do anything, right?

And that leads to fights about all kinds of petty issues and squabbles.

Ugh…we just have to deal with it for now, I guess. But at least we can have a few laughs.

People took to Twitter to share the dumbest fights they’ve gotten into during the shutdown with the people they live with.

Let’s take a look.

1. Who knew?!?!

I had no idea!

2. Too quietly?

That’s a first…

3. What were you thinking?

You IDIOT!

4. We need to pinpoint the time.

I’m done messing around!

5. Why? Why? Why?

Enough with all the questions!

6. Please bring me another mug.

This won’t cut it.

7. You blew it.

And the kid knows it!

8. A screaming match.

This is not good…

9. We might all be dead soon.

See what you started?

10. Didn’t end well.

Can you blame her for the laser sounds, though?

11. Too much yogurt.

It’s all you’ll eat for quite a while.

12. Little brat.

I hope he got potatoes all over himself.

13. People are losing their minds.

And here’s the proof.

How are you holding up?

Are your roommates, family members, or partners driving you up the wall?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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People Share the Ridiculous Fights They’re Having With Their Housemates During Lockdown

Are you losing your mind right now?

Do the walls seem to be closing in, making every day seem it’s not gonna end?

Well, you’re not alone, friends! Because A LOT of people out there have had just about enough of this shutdown. It’s causing them to fight with their roommates, spouses, significant others, and family members about petty, little things that would probably otherwise be overlooked.

Hey, that’s what happens when you spend WAYYYYY too much time with people under the same roof.

Let’s take a look at these tweets from folks who talked about the dumb fights they’ve engaged in with the people they live with during this crazy time.

Enjoy.

1. Oh, boy…

The Burrito Wars of 2020.

2. You gotta fill those babies all the way up.

I hope you learned a lesson.

3. Questioning life.

Let’s start from the beginning.

4. The smoking gun…

I mean…toilet.

5. You did that from the bath?

I have a feeling someone is in trouble.

6. That is crucial.

And it causes a lot of drama.

7. It’s getting ugly…

Don’t touch those!

8. I might need something out of there!

What were you thinking????

9. Pay attention!

You only get one shot!

10. The great milk fight.

A sad state of affairs.

11. Let’s get to the bottom of this.

I’d like to know how this was wrapped up.

12. People are crying.

Over tomato sauce!

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how it’s going in lockdown with the people you live with.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements From People Who DEFINITELY Haven’t Been Social Distancing

What a strange time we’re living in. I never would have imagined in January that this is what 2020 would have turned out to be like.

A worldwide health crisis that shut down the economy and forces people to stay away from each other? Get out of here!

But here we are…

At least there are some positive things coming out of this awful situation. Like new additions on the way! I guess it’s pretty obvious that these folks HAVE NOT been social distancing. Hey o!

Let’s take a look at their funny quarantine pregnancy announcements.

1. The one where we were quarantined…

A little Friends reference for good measure.

2. You didn’t stay 6 feet away!

And look what happened!

3. Good things coming out of the lockdown!

A new addition on the way.

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??❣WE HAVE A TRAVELICIOUS SURPRISE ?❣? #babynews . ?We're so superrrrr happy and exited to announce that at least one good thing came from this corona quarantine/ temporary world trip pause; . ➡ We're EXPECTING our 3rd travelicious BABY? (during our world trip) in January 2021! ⬅ . We feel so blessed ? that this little travelicious adventurer is becoming to be part of our full-time travel family adventure! . We're feeling so lucky that we can give all our time, attention and love ? to this little baby? during our travels around the world?. If everyting goes by plan, the first country to explore in "real life" with this mini travelicious baby will be ?? Australia ?! . Untill that time we keep on travelling?⛴?, exploring and making memories for the rest of our lives as family of 5 ?‍?‍?‍?+? (because our baby brother/ sister in mums belly is already travelling with now ?). So excually, the trip we're making to Iceland?? at the moment, is our first family of 5 adventure! ? How cool is that?! ? #yay . . . . #babynews #babyannouncement #baby #soblessed #sohappy #weareexpecting #newbaby #ontheway #newfamilymember #traveliciousbaby #worldtrip #pregnancyannouncement #pregnanttraveler #preggotravels #announcement #babyannouncement #blessed #coronababy #pandemicbaby #covidbaby #covid19pause #worldtrippause #quarantinebaby #newadventurer #baby3 #zwanger #zwangerschapsaankondiging #zwangeropreis #familyof5 #happytravellers

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4. They look like they’re having a great time.

Mom…not so much…

5. You have all the essentials ready.

Hopefully, by December you won’t need all that stuff.

6. Here’s a plot twist.

It’s the last one, we swear!

7. We weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy.

8. Straight outta quarantine.

Here’s a new one for ya!

9. Social distancing from the womb.

That’s one way to stay safe.

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Life is full of surprises… #BabyLeal #CoronaBaby

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10. Baking more than cookies…

Something’s cooking in the oven!

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I’ve been baking more than cookies lately❤ . . Some may have noticed I kind of have been quiet on here… honestly the first trimester was beyond difficult and I have been nauseous CONSTANTLY (and royal icing was the only thing that made it worse!) ? I am finally feeling myself again! . It has been killing me keeping this a secret from most. Because honestly the journey Keithan and I have been through has been tough. For two years we have tried for baby #2. Between both of us on fertility medicine, doctors telling us it was not possible, and countless negative pregnancy tests, we just did not think it was possible. December 2019, I accepted Raegan would be our only child. She is perfect in every way possible and I didn’t want my lack of conceiving to get in the way of my happiness of what we already had. . . As most of you know, we built a house and moved in January 2020. We spent a few months settling in and working on a lot of home projects and “trying” was far from on our mind. By mid March, Keithan says to me, “hey, when should we start trying again?” As to which I replied, “let’s wait after March, because I don’t want another December baby.” And surprise! I found out I was pregnant a few weeks later… WITH THE SAME DUE DATE AS RAEGAN! . . We are beyond ecstatic and overwhelmed with so much joy and happiness. We feel so blessed ❤

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11. Oh, well, you tried.

And now you’ll be rewarded!

12. All wrapped up in a nice package.

How exciting!

13. More protection was needed!

But we call that a blessing!

How have you been spending your time during the quarantine?

In the comments, give us a life update.

We look forward to hearing from you! And we hope all of you are doing well and staying safe!

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Funny Quarantine Pregnancy Announcements From People Who DEFINITELY Haven’t Been Social Distancing

What a strange time we’re living in. I never would have imagined in January that this is what 2020 would have turned out to be like.

A worldwide health crisis that shut down the economy and forces people to stay away from each other? Get out of here!

But here we are…

At least there are some positive things coming out of this awful situation. Like new additions on the way! I guess it’s pretty obvious that these folks HAVE NOT been social distancing. Hey o!

Let’s take a look at their funny quarantine pregnancy announcements.

1. The one where we were quarantined…

A little Friends reference for good measure.

2. You didn’t stay 6 feet away!

And look what happened!

3. Good things coming out of the lockdown!

A new addition on the way.

View this post on Instagram

??❣WE HAVE A TRAVELICIOUS SURPRISE ?❣? #babynews . ?We're so superrrrr happy and exited to announce that at least one good thing came from this corona quarantine/ temporary world trip pause; . ➡ We're EXPECTING our 3rd travelicious BABY? (during our world trip) in January 2021! ⬅ . We feel so blessed ? that this little travelicious adventurer is becoming to be part of our full-time travel family adventure! . We're feeling so lucky that we can give all our time, attention and love ? to this little baby? during our travels around the world?. If everyting goes by plan, the first country to explore in "real life" with this mini travelicious baby will be ?? Australia ?! . Untill that time we keep on travelling?⛴?, exploring and making memories for the rest of our lives as family of 5 ?‍?‍?‍?+? (because our baby brother/ sister in mums belly is already travelling with now ?). So excually, the trip we're making to Iceland?? at the moment, is our first family of 5 adventure! ? How cool is that?! ? #yay . . . . #babynews #babyannouncement #baby #soblessed #sohappy #weareexpecting #newbaby #ontheway #newfamilymember #traveliciousbaby #worldtrip #pregnancyannouncement #pregnanttraveler #preggotravels #announcement #babyannouncement #blessed #coronababy #pandemicbaby #covidbaby #covid19pause #worldtrippause #quarantinebaby #newadventurer #baby3 #zwanger #zwangerschapsaankondiging #zwangeropreis #familyof5 #happytravellers

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4. They look like they’re having a great time.

Mom…not so much…

5. You have all the essentials ready.

Hopefully, by December you won’t need all that stuff.

6. Here’s a plot twist.

It’s the last one, we swear!

7. We weren’t bored at all!

In fact, they were pretty busy.

8. Straight outta quarantine.

Here’s a new one for ya!

9. Social distancing from the womb.

That’s one way to stay safe.

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Life is full of surprises… #BabyLeal #CoronaBaby

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10. Baking more than cookies…

Something’s cooking in the oven!

View this post on Instagram

I’ve been baking more than cookies lately❤ . . Some may have noticed I kind of have been quiet on here… honestly the first trimester was beyond difficult and I have been nauseous CONSTANTLY (and royal icing was the only thing that made it worse!) ? I am finally feeling myself again! . It has been killing me keeping this a secret from most. Because honestly the journey Keithan and I have been through has been tough. For two years we have tried for baby #2. Between both of us on fertility medicine, doctors telling us it was not possible, and countless negative pregnancy tests, we just did not think it was possible. December 2019, I accepted Raegan would be our only child. She is perfect in every way possible and I didn’t want my lack of conceiving to get in the way of my happiness of what we already had. . . As most of you know, we built a house and moved in January 2020. We spent a few months settling in and working on a lot of home projects and “trying” was far from on our mind. By mid March, Keithan says to me, “hey, when should we start trying again?” As to which I replied, “let’s wait after March, because I don’t want another December baby.” And surprise! I found out I was pregnant a few weeks later… WITH THE SAME DUE DATE AS RAEGAN! . . We are beyond ecstatic and overwhelmed with so much joy and happiness. We feel so blessed ❤

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11. Oh, well, you tried.

And now you’ll be rewarded!

12. All wrapped up in a nice package.

How exciting!

13. More protection was needed!

But we call that a blessing!

How have you been spending your time during the quarantine?

In the comments, give us a life update.

We look forward to hearing from you! And we hope all of you are doing well and staying safe!

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Funny Tweets About the Various Stages of Quarantine We’ve Had to Deal With

We’re in the middle of a global nightmare and it has been anything but funny.

BUT, as we like to do, we want to make you laugh to forget how horrible everything in the world is right now.

And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do for you right now!

So take a load off, kick your feet up, forget about what’s going on outside your front door, and laugh at some hilarious tweets about how messed up the world is right now.

Let’s go!

1. I’m right there with you.

Hey, there’s no shame in it!

2. Things are looking bleak…

Just hang in there, okay?

3. You do you.

Hey, it might look kinda cool. You never know.

4. Oh, boy…this is not good.

Go easy on that counter top!

5. I don’t think you’re alone on this one…

Is it working, though?

6. Time for a road trip?

You might as well…there’s nothing else to do…

7. Wow…sounds intense…

And how do I get in on it?

8. Is it a Cocker Spaniel?

I’ve always thought that was a good look.

9. Isolation is making you petty.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

10. Just dump it onto my plate.

No point in the formalities anymore…

11. We are all this child right now.

She seems very wise to me.

12. Do what you have to…

You need to pass the time somehow…

13. Things are getting spicy.

In the kitchen, that is…

Now we want to hear from all of you!

How is your quarantine going?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update!

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Teenager Creates Driveway Drawings to Entertain Little Brother During the Shutdown

Have you been having a hard time keeping your kids entertained during this seemingly never-ending lockdown?

If that’s the case, you might want to look to a 14-year-old girl from Libertyville, Illinois named Macaire Everett for inspiration.

Macaire has been creating unique chalk drawings on her family’s driveway and then her brother “travels” through the art and photos are snapped of the action.

And it all looks like a really great and creative adventure!

Let’s take a look at Macaire’s art.

We think you’ll love it!

1. Be careful on that rope bridge!

Now that looks like an adventure!

2. Spending a little time in Japan.

Get to know the culture!

3. Hot air balloons for as far as the eye can see.

What a sight that would be!

4. Be careful in the ring.

Mess with the bull, you might get the horns.

5. Weeee! That looks like fun!

An amusement park sounds fun right about now.

6. Hold up that tower.

And yes, it’s Pisa, not Pizza, FYI.

7. A rope swing into the water.

Looks like a blast.

8. Sending out a message in a bottle.

I hope he’s not on that island by himself.

9. Living it up in San Francisco!

The city by the bay has a lot to offer.

10. Be careful with that thing!

And don’t get too close!

11. He time travels, too!

Here he is defending the castle.

12. Time to take a dip.

Have a great summer! Hopefully we’ll be back to normal sooner than later.

Aren’t those awesome?

Are you doing anything creative during quarantine?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments!

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Amusing Tweets About the Sh*t Show That Is the Reopening Process

I think it’s safe to say that this whole crisis has officially turned into a shit show and has been totally botched by the people in charge.

I’m not going to name any names, but I think you can probably figure that out for yourself.

And now, with all the talk of reopening, some people are venturing out more to restaurants, bars, salons, etc. But a whole helluva lot of folks aren’t ready for that yet because this thing seems to be getting even worse.

Here are some funny posts about what people are really thinking about this whole reopening thing right now…

1. Never mind…

You shouldn’t have said that out loud.

2. I’m with you on this one!

Let’s have another drink!

3. He’s slowly losing his mind…

But I wouldn’t mind going to see a movie sometime soon…

4. Yeah! What the hell?!?!

Could’ve been doing this all along?

5. On second thought…

Let’s just back up for a second…

6. Bored AF.

Well, at least we’re alive.

7. There’s no going back now.

It’s a lifestyle that is now permanent.

8. Just a fraction of what it used to be.

It used to be 1,500 pages.

9. Man, I hope that’s a joke.

It’s a joke, right?

10. Not so fast…

Let’s think this over again…

11. Let’s do it!

Our time to shine!

12. Does this describe you?

Sounds mixed up, but it really isn’t…

13. Sounds pretty terrifying.

Are you willing to risk it?

How are you holding up right now?

How has your life changed and have you tried to do anything in regard to places reopening?

Talk to us in the comments and please stay safe out there!

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