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People Share How They’d Ruin a First Date Immediately

I’m not sure who would purposely ruin a first date, but there are a ton of weirdos out there, so anything goes these days, it seems.

The question posed on AskReddit was: “You got ten seconds to ruin a first date. How?”

And AskReddit users let us into their twisted little worlds…enjoy!

1. Let’s speed this up.

“Tell them to make this quick you have another one in an hour.”

2. That was Johnny.

“Answer a fake phone call with “Hey babe. Yeah I’m at the bar with Johnny. See you later. Love you!’”

3. Mommy says so.

“Mom says I have to go on at least one date a month or else she’ll cut me off.

So let’s get this over with.”

4. Put a scare into them.

“Oh, I’m so glad you agreed to meet. My kids need a new Daddy.

Since I’ve been cleared of that *air quotes* accident my late husband had, it’s time to get back out there.

*takes phone call, whispering* No, no, he’s here. Yeah. No, he’s not a drinker so the liver should be fine.”

5. Some light conversation.

“What’s your stance on abortion?

Because you should know my stance on condoms.”

6. That should do it.

“Her: “Hi! Thank you for coming to pick me up!”

Me: “I don’t think I could have waited another second.” and then rip the juiciest, rankest fart possible just after she’s gotten in the car and make sure to lock the windows so she can’t get fresh air. Follow with “You’re WELCOME.” “

7. Dig for gold.

“Don’t say a word, lock eyes, and just go knuckle deep in my nose and dig around for a good long while.”

8. You might get punched.

“I have another girl waiting so if we’re not gonna fuck after this I need to go.”

9. Forgot about that.

“Whoops left this on.

Slip off wedding band.”

10. This will get you in trouble.

“Laugh very loudly and obnoxiously and then exclaim, “I haven’t laughed this hard since 9/11″

Works every time.”

11. This is a great opportunity.

“Admit you aren’t attracted to them and only invited them out to hear about your great MLM business opportunity.”

12. How rude!

“I much rather be doing something else right now, but I guess this will do.”

13. Too much, too soon.

“I think I’m falling in love with you.”

14. If they agree, it all works out.

“I’d say “So now that I’m here we can discuss prices.

For me being at this dinner it’s $250. If you want to have sex later it will be an extra $500.”

15. Creeper vibes.

“Aww. Look at this puppy!

It’s so sexy, makes me really horny.”

16. Oh, Mother! She always knows best!

“Just reply with laughing for 5 seconds minimum followed by “Mother always says that!””

17. Put them to sleep.

“Explain the intricate details as to why RBMK Reactor number 4 failed causing Europe’s biggest nuclear accident.”

18. First things first.

“Ask to see their feet before even greeting them.”

19. I think that would probably work.

“Scratch my scalp furiously and say, “Ugh, I hate having fleas!””

20. Meet the family!

“We can’t order until my wife and kids get here to see if they like you.”

21. He’ll be gone in no time.

“I’m gonna walk in, in a wedding dress with a priest, ask him to marry me.”

Those all sound pretty good to me! Cheers to ruining a first date!

What do you think? Have you ever sabotaged a date on purpose? Or maybe you blew it on accident and regretted it?

Share your dating disaster stories with us in the comments!

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Painful and Pretty Funny Tweets About Getting Ghosted

Ghosting seems to be a recent phenomenon in the dating world…or maybe we just came up with a word for something that’s always been around.

Whatever the case, getting ghosted is a major bummer and most of us have had it happen at least once in our lives.

Here are some funny and very accurate tweets about getting ghosted…good luck out there.

1. You should make it happen!

2. Honey…you’ve been ghosted.

3. Sounds kinda classy.

4. They need to get on this.

5. Sad, but true.

6. We’re in love.

7. It was fun while it lasted.

8. That’s a lot!

9. Not again…

10. A preemptive strike.

11. One way of looking at it.

12. It’s all the same.

13. I would be down with this.

14. Gone in an instant.

15. Doesn’t work that way…

Ouch…those sting a little bit, huh? Isn’t dating a blast?!?! Yeah…maybe not so much…

Have you been ghosted before? Or maybe you were the person who actually did the ghosting?

Either way, tell us what happened in the comments!

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Candy Hearts for People Who Have Been Together for More Than Ten Years

Relationships always change over time and anyone who got married thinking that things would be as they were when you were first dating, well…I bet you were in for a shock.

That doesn’t mean things are bad once you’ve been together for a while, but they DO start to be comfortable, which can be a double-edged sword.

If you’re someone who has already bought a bunch of Valentine’s gifts for the same person and you’re at a loss for this year’s present, well…these 10 candy hearts were made just for you.

10. Or whatever I am too lazy to get up for this time.

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9. You’re an everyday hero.

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8. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

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7. For the quirky among you.

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6. Nothing says true love quite like it.

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5. My poor, long-suffering husband.

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4. I promise I won’t be mad… #lies.

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3. Or just groceries in general.

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2. Because obviously everyone needs to know.

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1. I am really good at this one.

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This girl who has been together for 7 years, married for 4, is loving all of these!

What are you getting your long-time Valentine this year? We’d love to hear all about it in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets About Being a Woman

Just to be clear: I am not a woman. BUT, I have two sisters, a mother, and I have a lot of women friends, so I’m here to say I can appreciate your struggles and your sense of humor.

But, at the end of the day, these tweets are for you, the females out there.

Enjoy these astute observations from the ladies of Twitter.

1. Why is it always this way?

2. Thanks a lot.

3. A total fantasy.

4. Like an animal.

5. Bull in a china shop.

6. He totally gets it.

7. The worst place to be in.

8. Maybe you should listen?

9. Squinting hard.

10. Kind of pointless.

11. Imagine that.

12. What a drag.

LOLOLOLOLz for DAYYYYYYYYz, right?

All the ladies out there, what do you think?

Are these tweets pretty accurate? Let us know in the comments!

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Tweets That Show How Having Siblings Is the Best and Worst Thing Ever

I grew up with a bunch of siblings and I can confirm that “sibling rivalry” is REAL.

They have your back no matter what, but that doesn’t mean they’re not going to make your life a living hell sometimes.

If you have brothers and sisters, you know what I’m talking about.

And so do the people who wrote these tweets.

1. Isn’t this great?!?!

2. This is TRUTH!

3. Thieves everywhere.

4. No motive.

5. Do I know you?

6. It really shows.

7. Isn’t that odd?

8. Entertain me.

9. This is who you’re looking for.

10. I can attest to this.

11. It’s in the past now.

12. That’s mine now.

13. Sounds pretty boring.

14. Run for it!

15. Time to put on a show.

Boy, did that bring back some fond memories of growing up!

What about you?

Tell us about the funny/crazy/ridiculous things you and your siblings got into together in the comments!

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Brides Are Swapping Heels for Sneakers and We’re Here for It

A lot of people find weddings a little intimidating. There’s the big life change it represents, of course, but on top of that there’s a lot of cultural pressure to make it an impossibly grand, very expensive, perfectly glamorous event. But as Diply recently profiled, one current wedding trend is a little more relaxed.

Instagram is filling up with shots of brides exchanging uncomfortable fancy wedding shoes for good ol’ sneakers.

Check out those laces!

The idea is popular enough that Converse has a whole wedding line??

You can go with the highly-customized angle!

Or the color-coordinated…

Or just stick with the comfy classics – it’s your day, after all!

The benefits for an outdoor wedding are obvi!

It’s not just in America either – check out this example from a bride in India!

What do you think? Would you consider sneakers for your big day?

Let us know in the comments if you’d hop on this trend.

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Memes That Accurately Explain Marriage

I’m not married and have never been married. Good thing there are memes to teach me what it’s like.

Memes are truly the perfect expression of all of life’s most important experiences, including humanity’s oldest institution. Here’s what the internet has taught me about being married.

1. You gotta be the whole package

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2. Keep ’em wanting more

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3. ALWAYS be true

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4. Keep things interesting

5. Look out for each other

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6. It’s till death don’t you part

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7. Be thorough

8. Don’t bother finishing each others’ sentences

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9. Be courteous

10. Keep each other in your thoughts

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11. Be ready to compromise

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12. Be open

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13. Stay close

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14. Spice things up

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15. Build each other up

Ok. I’m an expert now. All I’m missing is a spouse. Is that a big part of the whole thing?

What has marriage taught you?

Let us know in the comments.

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People Share What Sex During Pregnancy is Really Like

Sex is exciting, it feels amazing, it brings us together, and the average person thinks about it roughly once every…well always.

But did you know…that SEX sometimes makes BABIES?

I know, I was surprised too, but apparently sex often results in pregnancy. Odder still, pregnancy often results in sex.

Recently on Whisper, real people shared their experiences with sex during pregnancy, and the results are pretty interesting.

1. I mean, if it’s on the internet…

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2. Sometimes even sex isn’t worth the hassle

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3. And sometimes, it’s just gotta be avoided

Source: Whisper

4. But some people love it

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5. Others are intimidated by it

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6. Oh, well, yeah, I guess there’s that

Source: Whisper

7. “This sex is better than sex”

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8. Always good to leave the medical advice to actual doctors

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9. Apparently it has a lasting effect?

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10. Too bad it doesn’t always work out

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11. Don’t expect pregnancy to kill your drive

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12. But there might be…logistical issues

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13. It may just not be your thing

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14. Or it may be VERY your thing

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15. Let’s hope the kid doesn’t have their dad’s gullibility

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What have your experiences been? And what do you think of all this?

Let us know in the comments.

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15 Reasons Why No One Likes Dating Apps

I know there are a whoel lot of good things that have come along with the invention of the Internet, but you won’t convince me that dating apps are one of them.

It’s too impersonal, it’s too much like a game, and it makes it way to easy to judge other people by a brief appearance.

Here are 15 other reasons that dating apps are just absolutely the worst.

15. They can kill your self-confidence.

14. A picture is worth a thousand words.

13. They have become a necessary evil.

12. Being weird isn’t a bad thing.

11. You have to just jump on in.

10. I mean any way you slice it, you have to meet people in public.

9. Too many options can be a bad problem to have.

8. That can cause a lot of anxiety.

7. It’s probably from never having to do it in person.

6. That’s probably one of the healthier ways to go about it.

5. People don’t even try to really get to know you.

4. To be fair, all of those things are awesome.

3. At least you know there are people out there in your boat.

2. The cream always rises…eventually.

1. The first one is my (least) favorite.

I’m so glad I’m not out there anymore, and that if I were to find myself single, I would just throw in the towel.

Have you spent time on dating apps? What was your worst and best experience?

We want to hear about it in the comments!

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An Adopted Man Repays the Struggling Couple Who Took Him in Tenfold

You never know the difference that a little love can make in a person’s life, and that goes double (or more) for a child who doesn’t have anyone, or anywhere to go.

Even though Filipino couple Nanay and Tatay were poor, their hearts broke when they met little Jayvee Lazaro Badile II – they didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with him.

His childhood was happy, even if they often went without, and through it all, he swore that one day he would find a way to pay them back for their many kindnesses.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Saturday, November 4, 2017

Jayvee made a long, struggling climb out of poverty, turning himself into a successful man with the help of his parents, and returned to buy them their dream house.

He wrote a touching tribute to the couple in a Facebook post, explaining that they work menial jobs as a porter and a vendor, and saying in part “now that I have the chance to give back to them, I will make sure they will live their dreams better than what they could ever imagine.”

Since I was a bubbly baby boy, until I became an innocent cute little student, until now that, ehem, I look like a…

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Tuesday, October 17, 2017

He was 3 months old when they took him in and Jayvee, along with his parents and their other children, lived on two meals a day (if they were lucky), and a 215-square-foot apartment.

"Ang aming tahanan ay larawan ng kahirapan, larawan ng isang pamilyang nagsisikap na makamtam ang pangarap."Buong puso kong ibinabahagi sa inyo ang kwento ng aming paglalakbay sa masaganang buhay. Nag-uumapaw sa pananabik ang aking pamilya sa paglipat namin sa bagong tahanang matatawag naming 'amin'.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Tuesday, November 12, 2019

The house he built from scratch has 7 rooms – enough for everyone to come home to celebrate the holidays -and the only thing that arrived from their old life (aside from sentimental items!) was a television set he’d gifted them a few years earlier.

Philippians 4:13I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Sunday, January 5, 2020

The grateful, good son also takes his parents on trips all over the world – something they never dreamed would be possible for them.

Happy New Year! ❤New Year. New Beginning. New Home.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Also, lest you wonder whether he’s as good a son as he seems, let me tell you that he also visits.

I sure hope my boys do the same one day.

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