Hilarious Tweets About Being a Woman

Just to be clear: I am not a woman. BUT, I have two sisters, a mother, and I have a lot of women friends, so I’m here to say I can appreciate your struggles and your sense of humor.

But, at the end of the day, these tweets are for you, the females out there.

Enjoy these astute observations from the ladies of Twitter.

1. Why is it always this way?

2. Thanks a lot.

3. A total fantasy.

4. Like an animal.

5. Bull in a china shop.

6. He totally gets it.

7. The worst place to be in.

8. Maybe you should listen?

9. Squinting hard.

10. Kind of pointless.

11. Imagine that.

12. What a drag.

LOLOLOLOLz for DAYYYYYYYYz, right?

All the ladies out there, what do you think?

Are these tweets pretty accurate? Let us know in the comments!

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Tweets That Show How Having Siblings Is the Best and Worst Thing Ever

I grew up with a bunch of siblings and I can confirm that “sibling rivalry” is REAL.

They have your back no matter what, but that doesn’t mean they’re not going to make your life a living hell sometimes.

If you have brothers and sisters, you know what I’m talking about.

And so do the people who wrote these tweets.

1. Isn’t this great?!?!

2. This is TRUTH!

3. Thieves everywhere.

4. No motive.

5. Do I know you?

6. It really shows.

7. Isn’t that odd?

8. Entertain me.

9. This is who you’re looking for.

10. I can attest to this.

11. It’s in the past now.

12. That’s mine now.

13. Sounds pretty boring.

14. Run for it!

15. Time to put on a show.

Boy, did that bring back some fond memories of growing up!

What about you?

Tell us about the funny/crazy/ridiculous things you and your siblings got into together in the comments!

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Brides Are Swapping Heels for Sneakers and We’re Here for It

A lot of people find weddings a little intimidating. There’s the big life change it represents, of course, but on top of that there’s a lot of cultural pressure to make it an impossibly grand, very expensive, perfectly glamorous event. But as Diply recently profiled, one current wedding trend is a little more relaxed.

Instagram is filling up with shots of brides exchanging uncomfortable fancy wedding shoes for good ol’ sneakers.

Check out those laces!

The idea is popular enough that Converse has a whole wedding line??

You can go with the highly-customized angle!

Or the color-coordinated…

Or just stick with the comfy classics – it’s your day, after all!

The benefits for an outdoor wedding are obvi!

It’s not just in America either – check out this example from a bride in India!

What do you think? Would you consider sneakers for your big day?

Let us know in the comments if you’d hop on this trend.

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Memes That Accurately Explain Marriage

I’m not married and have never been married. Good thing there are memes to teach me what it’s like.

Memes are truly the perfect expression of all of life’s most important experiences, including humanity’s oldest institution. Here’s what the internet has taught me about being married.

1. You gotta be the whole package

Source: Someecards

2. Keep ’em wanting more

Source: Someecards

3. ALWAYS be true

Source: Someecards

4. Keep things interesting

5. Look out for each other

Source: Someecards

6. It’s till death don’t you part

Source: Someecards

7. Be thorough

8. Don’t bother finishing each others’ sentences

Source: Someecards

9. Be courteous

10. Keep each other in your thoughts

Source: Someecards

11. Be ready to compromise

Source: Someecards

12. Be open

Source: Someecards

13. Stay close

Source: Someecards

14. Spice things up

Source: Someecards

15. Build each other up

Ok. I’m an expert now. All I’m missing is a spouse. Is that a big part of the whole thing?

What has marriage taught you?

Let us know in the comments.

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People Share What Sex During Pregnancy is Really Like

Sex is exciting, it feels amazing, it brings us together, and the average person thinks about it roughly once every…well always.

But did you know…that SEX sometimes makes BABIES?

I know, I was surprised too, but apparently sex often results in pregnancy. Odder still, pregnancy often results in sex.

Recently on Whisper, real people shared their experiences with sex during pregnancy, and the results are pretty interesting.

1. I mean, if it’s on the internet…

Source: Whisper

2. Sometimes even sex isn’t worth the hassle

Source: Whisper

3. And sometimes, it’s just gotta be avoided

Source: Whisper

4. But some people love it

Source: Whisper

5. Others are intimidated by it

Source: Whisper

6. Oh, well, yeah, I guess there’s that

Source: Whisper

7. “This sex is better than sex”

Source: Whisper

8. Always good to leave the medical advice to actual doctors

Source: Whisper

9. Apparently it has a lasting effect?

Source: Whisper

10. Too bad it doesn’t always work out

Source: Whisper

11. Don’t expect pregnancy to kill your drive

Source: Whisper

12. But there might be…logistical issues

Source: Whisper

13. It may just not be your thing

Source: Whisper

14. Or it may be VERY your thing

Source: Whisper

15. Let’s hope the kid doesn’t have their dad’s gullibility

Source: Whisper

What have your experiences been? And what do you think of all this?

Let us know in the comments.

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15 Reasons Why No One Likes Dating Apps

I know there are a whoel lot of good things that have come along with the invention of the Internet, but you won’t convince me that dating apps are one of them.

It’s too impersonal, it’s too much like a game, and it makes it way to easy to judge other people by a brief appearance.

Here are 15 other reasons that dating apps are just absolutely the worst.

15. They can kill your self-confidence.

14. A picture is worth a thousand words.

13. They have become a necessary evil.

12. Being weird isn’t a bad thing.

11. You have to just jump on in.

10. I mean any way you slice it, you have to meet people in public.

9. Too many options can be a bad problem to have.

8. That can cause a lot of anxiety.

7. It’s probably from never having to do it in person.

6. That’s probably one of the healthier ways to go about it.

5. People don’t even try to really get to know you.

4. To be fair, all of those things are awesome.

3. At least you know there are people out there in your boat.

2. The cream always rises…eventually.

1. The first one is my (least) favorite.

I’m so glad I’m not out there anymore, and that if I were to find myself single, I would just throw in the towel.

Have you spent time on dating apps? What was your worst and best experience?

We want to hear about it in the comments!

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An Adopted Man Repays the Struggling Couple Who Took Him in Tenfold

You never know the difference that a little love can make in a person’s life, and that goes double (or more) for a child who doesn’t have anyone, or anywhere to go.

Even though Filipino couple Nanay and Tatay were poor, their hearts broke when they met little Jayvee Lazaro Badile II – they didn’t have much, but what they had they shared with him.

His childhood was happy, even if they often went without, and through it all, he swore that one day he would find a way to pay them back for their many kindnesses.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Saturday, November 4, 2017

Jayvee made a long, struggling climb out of poverty, turning himself into a successful man with the help of his parents, and returned to buy them their dream house.

He wrote a touching tribute to the couple in a Facebook post, explaining that they work menial jobs as a porter and a vendor, and saying in part “now that I have the chance to give back to them, I will make sure they will live their dreams better than what they could ever imagine.”

Since I was a bubbly baby boy, until I became an innocent cute little student, until now that, ehem, I look like a…

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Tuesday, October 17, 2017

He was 3 months old when they took him in and Jayvee, along with his parents and their other children, lived on two meals a day (if they were lucky), and a 215-square-foot apartment.

"Ang aming tahanan ay larawan ng kahirapan, larawan ng isang pamilyang nagsisikap na makamtam ang pangarap."Buong puso kong ibinabahagi sa inyo ang kwento ng aming paglalakbay sa masaganang buhay. Nag-uumapaw sa pananabik ang aking pamilya sa paglipat namin sa bagong tahanang matatawag naming 'amin'.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Tuesday, November 12, 2019

The house he built from scratch has 7 rooms – enough for everyone to come home to celebrate the holidays -and the only thing that arrived from their old life (aside from sentimental items!) was a television set he’d gifted them a few years earlier.

Philippians 4:13I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Sunday, January 5, 2020

The grateful, good son also takes his parents on trips all over the world – something they never dreamed would be possible for them.

Happy New Year! ❤New Year. New Beginning. New Home.

Posted by Jayvee Lazaro Badile II on Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Also, lest you wonder whether he’s as good a son as he seems, let me tell you that he also visits.

I sure hope my boys do the same one day.

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People Share Things Ex-Friends Did That Ended Their Relationships

Sometimes, toxic people in your life just have to be CUT OUT. It may seem harsh and it may seem drastic, but it’ll be much better in the long run if you actually go through with it.

Hey, life is short. Don’t spend it with people who aren’t good to you.

AskReddit users opened up with these interesting responses.

1. My first boyfriend…

“I was 16 and had my first boyfriend. I confided in my best friend of a decade that I was really upset because he got annoyed at something I said at Baskin Robins and threw me against a table and then down on the floor, and that it wasn’t the first time he’d shoved me around.

She told me that she didn’t want to hear it and that I had no right to complain because unlike her, at least I had a boyfriend.

That was pretty much that for our friendship.”

2. Obsessed with her boyfriend.

“She said that relationships were more important than school as a reason for refusing to help on a group project.

She was obsessed with her new boyfriend and didn’t want to do anything else.

We sent the emails to our physics teacher and she got put into her own group.”

3. They deserve each other.

“After I spent all day using my truck and trailer helping him haul tables and chairs and a giant archway to the church for his wedding that i was suppose to be a groomsmen.

Him “Hey dude, I really appreciate you helping me move this stuff, I couldn’t get anyone else to help, here’s $20 for the gas”

Me “woah dude, I’m IN your wedding, I don’t need money to help make this happen”

Him- “yeah dude so hey, brent (his soon-to-be wifes best guy friend/100% ex f*ck buddy/guy he’s known for less than 3 months), really wanted to be in the wedding and i was wondering if it would be cool if he took your spot and i can see if any of her cousins backed out and if there’s a seat open somewhere”

This was the day before the wedding.

I had been best friends with that guy since kindergarten, his wife didn’t like me because I knew about her wild past from a different circle of friends so this was her attempt to push me out.

He caved but none of the other people involved would help move sh*t so he waited until last minute to get me to help.

Haven’t spoken to that guy since. They deserve each other.”

4. That’s pretty bad.

“In college, a former friend tried to have sex with me (I’m also a guy) while I was black out drunk (He was not drunk).

He did that despite knowing I am straight and had a girlfriend at the time.

Lucky for me there were some actual friends that stopped him.”

5. Ruined our friendship.

“My best mate’s now ex girlfriend told everyone I had sex with her while they were dating, when I definitely had not.

She was the most irritating person I’d ever met and I don’t know if I’ve ever been attracted to someone less, than I was to her.

Ruined our friendship and destroyed her relationship with my mate.

She is one of those people that CRAVE drama and can’t live without having something wrong to moan about. She’s currently pretending to have multiple personality disorder and blaming that for every time she’s a dickhead so she can get away with it.”

6. Terrible situation.

“I got sexually assaulted by two guys in a summer camp and told it to my best friend. After calling me stupid for letting that happen, she apologised and I forgave her.

Then I saw her parents who asked how summer camp went and all she did was turn to me and go “well, you made many friends, didn’t you ? Don’t you wanna tell my parents about it ?” with a big smile on her face. I don’t feel too bad about thinking that she can f*ck off in hell.”

7. Get rid of all of ’em.

“Had a whole bunch do it at once. I used to have a group of people I thought were my friends. Because of this, I did a lot for them. I helped them out by working on their projects, supported them, let one stay in my home rent free when they were in danger of becoming homeless.

I did all that for these people, but two years in a row, they couldn’t be bothered to do something as simple and easy as meet up with me for drinks to celebrate my birthday. Half of them didn’t even bother responding to being invited. I’ve pretty much cut them all out my life now, I’m done being used by those who don’t care about me.”

8. Broke something in me.

“You know what, recently, like late 2019 I started getting out of the house. I’m a single father of two girls and I’ve focused on them 1000% for a really long time. I finally got out of the house a few times, and I’m serious I went to this friends house a few times for game nights… basically drinking and cards. Till this dude hauled off and hit me for accidentally touching his f*cking hat of all things.

What struck me most is that they were hosting and didn’t even offer an apology to me. It was quite insane for me. It was like I was back in highschool. Unf*cking real. I gave them ample time to f*cking realize what happened. It took the person 3 months to even realize we are no longer friends on social media and she’s trying to add me back now…. and honestly, it f*cking broke something in me.”

9. Good riddance to you.

“After convincing me to delete my accounts everywhere and make new ones. After promising me that they’ll protect me from my abusive ex. After witnessing everything my ex done to me, and how it scarred me for life, I found out that my best friend was dating my ex behind my back for months, lying about it the whole time.

I didn’t know who my friend was dating, as they refused to introduce them in person. It turns out they’ve been dating behind my back a few weeks before my ex broke up with me. The whole thing scarred me to this day. It’s been a year and I haven’t heard from either of them since, though. Good riddance.”

10. Set up and robbed.

“One of my best friends of several years set me up to get robbed for £390, my wallet and my jacket. The guy who robbed me pulled a machete on me and kept it against my neck. I don’t really know why they decided they want to do it, but I know from enough people (and just the way it all happened gave me suspicions) telling me it was him that I found out.

So naturally I stopped being friends with him, because it was a bit of a dick move and all.”

11. Went and told everyone.

“Best friend and ex-coworker for 5 years.

Confided in her and told her about my self harming, depression and stuff I went through as a child (you can imagine), two days later she not only told the whole of my old work place but told my family too.

Absolutely heart breaking.”

12. Never spoke again.

“I have chronic health issues, and my best friend was trying to get me to drive 30 minutes to her house to go swimming when I had to pack to leave town the next day. She kept pushing and pushing, but when she finally realized I wasn’t going to agree, she sat back and said, “You wouldn’t be any fun even if you HAD your health.”

I left and didn’t speak to her again.”

13. What a creep.

“My former best friend of over 6 years, hit up my ex girlfriend the day we broke up. He sent her a DM asking if she wanted to “hangout at his house” (parents but wtv). At the time he also had a girlfriend, who was pregnant with his kid. My ex hit me and his girlfriend up with the messages.

My ex and his girlfriend decided to go together at his place and expose him. I didn’t want to do with any of that but I didn’t want anything to happen to either of the girls. So we show up, his mom greets us and let’s us in, as soon as he saw us 3 he knew that his shit was up but acted all surprised. We told him we knew, he kept defending his case by saying his little brother (who was fucking 6) sent my ex those messages.

Well to make a long story short, his pregnant girlfriend left him, he’s currently paying child support, he also moved out of the state like a month later. My ex and I are back together and 3 months into our marriage.”

14. A story from the other side.

“I’m the dumped friend.

She posted a video from The Onion of a fake Senator reading a fake bill that was all redacted and you could tell with context clues it was basically saying in the event of Armageddon, the high powered people have bunkers to hide in. She made some comment about the redacting and our government is hiding stuff.

I commented that it was a satire video and not real. She got super mad and accused me of trying to make her look stupid. She said there was no way she could’ve known.

“The Onion” was in the bottom right hand corner of the video.

She blocked me and we have never spoken since.

We had known each other for at least five years. I (more accurately, my parents) took her in when she ran away from home for, like, a year when we were teens. When her husband beat her up (early 20s) I road tripped all night to pick her back and move her back in.”

I’ve had to cut friends out of my life at different points just because I knew they were no good for me.

Have you ever had to do that?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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These Marriage Tweets Are Funny, Because They’re True

What makes a joke funny? Well, we’re still figuring out an exact forumula, but when it comes to things like complex relationships and emotions, part of what makes you laugh is your ability to connect with the material.

And if you’ve ever been or are currently married, there’s no denying the hilarious truth in these 18 comments.

18. You have to play to your strengths.

17. Hopefully your wife doesn’t take it to a third party.

16. Who was more excited to see him?

15. She just doesn’t want you to make her mistakes, that’s all.

14. Why are they like this?

13. Do it, please…not like that, though.

12. You know that it is.

11. I mean he’s probably not too far off. Unless you fall asleep.

10. Outsourcing can save marriages.

9. Bahaha this made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

8. You don’t want to NAG though.

7. It happens to the best of us!

6. HOW DARE HE.

5. Actions speak louder than words.

4. He knows where he falls in the pecking order.

3. You know what she means.

2. At least he hasn’t changed?

1. It is the kindest course of action.

 

Marriage is great, but also, there are some days when you really, really need to laugh about it so you don’t go screaming naked down the street.

Just me? I doubt it.

Which one of these got you the most? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Women Share the Weirdest and Craziest Texts That Men Have Ever Sent Them

Guys…you all need to chill out a little bit.

You’re being way too overbearing, and you’re coming off like total psychopaths.

Well, maybe not all men, but these guys for sure…

Study these text exchanges carefully and whatever you do, don’t make these same mistakes.

1. Let us begin.

2. Take that back!

3. Okay, this is weird.

4. Seems fair.

5. “Accidentally”, huh?

6. Still managed to message you.

7. Merry Christmas!

8. BRB in a few months.

9. What a guy.

10. If you change your mind…

11. I put a spell on you.

12. Creeper to the extreme.


Wow…guys…let’s take it down a notch, okay?

Ladies, has this happened to you at all in your personal life?

If so, let us know how it all went down in the comments!

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