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Ladies Share the Best Things to Say to Them in Bed

We’ve all heard painful stories (or even experienced them first hand) of saying the wrong thing in bed and totally killing the mood.

How do we avoid such things?

Reddit has some insights.

What do girls want guys to say during sex? from AskReddit

Let’s see if we can’t pick up a few tips.

1. Just play.

Once, I let my boyfriend just play with my boobs for as long as he liked.

I was surprised how long he wanted to just lie there and play with them – maybe 45 minutes?

It was so sweet and funny when he said, totally serious, “this is like a dream come true.” I’ll always remember that.

– aimeed72

2. Holy smokes.

I’m not typically into talking during sex (me or my partner) but I once had a dude tell me I was a goddess while I was on top of him.

Instant confidence boost, felt 10,000% sexier.

– Nikkomus

3. Vocalize.

Words aren’t necessary but if you’re feeling pleased do vocalize it. Silence or just looking at me is odd. I want feedback.

Say what feels good, if you want me to do something or stop doing something. Moan, groan, swearing (i know it’s not just me who loves it when they’re so turned on the whisper ‘f*ck’. Makes me feel very confident). Communication is a turn on. Say our names will make us crazy.

– IDontHave20Letters

4. Say something nice.

Some compliments are nice. Complimenting my body like “wow you look so sexy” or “your breasts look so good right now” Or complimenting my skills like “you sure know how to suck a d*ck” or “mm you are so good at riding me”

Also I love when a guy asks “ does that feel good” or “do you like having my c*ck inside you”

Also I love when a guy tells me before he is going to finish so I know, like “you’re about to make me c*m babe”

– Excellent-Raccoon-32

5. The classics.

“you’re so f*cking tight” and I like when a guy’s eyes roll back and their knees get weak when they c*m.

I think it’s hot as f*ck. I think I care more about the actions they do over verbal though.

– shinywatersoul

6. Let me know.

Nothing particular. I just want to know if my partner is really enjoying that. I absolutely hate it when men are so silent during sex that I can even barely hear their breathing. Moaning is super hot. Doesn’t have to be super loud porn moaning, but some ohs, ahs and mmhms are strongly appreciated. And obviously I want him to tell me if he is uncomfortable/in pain/cold/I am bending his d*ck to a wrong direction too much/he wants to change position.

Some compliments are also good but it’s super important to make your girl feel SPECIAL so AVOID saying things like “I love how girls bite their lip like that, it’s so sexy”. “I love how YOU bite your lip like that”. And typical stuff like “You’re so hot” are totally okay.

– -acidlean-

7. A teachable moment.

Instruct me like it’s my first time.

I want to know exactly what you want.

– MayUrSh*tsHavAntlers

8. Testing the waters.

I think the most important thing is that you try it out with your partner.

I (m) was quiet in the early days of my relationship of almost 6 years now. And she asked me why I didn’t moan, I said I didn’t know. I tried it the next time. To an extent I would be comfortable with and she was loving it. So I did it more and more and we found out she basically just likes when I talk dirty to her when we do it.

I little time ago she said she wanted me to be a little more dominant in the words I say. So I tried. I called her something, she didn’t like it, so she told me and we came to terms on a different word I could try instead. Also I might be that you only like something when you are really turned on. So just jumping in at the deep end is not a good idea. Get warmed up first.

It’s all about going at a pace where both parties are comfortable and then only when both are comfortable THEN you can try to push those boundaries. Tell what each of you liked and what you disliked.

– Claptrap_Ninja

9. What’s the vibe?

It depends on the mood of the sex.

Lovey? “I love you sooooo much” with a lot of emotion in it goes pretty far. Or a breathless “you’re beautiful”

Kinky roleplay? (I am the sub): “You’re just my little f*cktoy and I can do whatever I want to you.” or the equivalent but shorter “you’re mine”

Either case or just regular vanilla sex? “It feels so good inside you”, “god I love your…” (insert body part here)

And yes, moans, heavy breathing, grunts, anything to let me know you’re enjoying yourself.

– allergic2Luxembourg

10. Keeping busy.

I expect their tongue to be too busy for much speech for a good portion of the time.

– Dragoness42

11. Vroom vroom!

I know for sure its not car noises.

– Warkitz

12. The hottest of all.

“I’m three months ahead on the mortgage…we can take that vacation to Tuscany.”

– plague681

13. Oops.

The right name usually helps.

– Diplodocus114

14. Wait.

“I cleaned the bathroom and took care of the dishes.”

– Sgarden91

15. Ok, that’s enough.

Softly whisper the lyrics to cotton eyed joe

– Sammi2005-2019

Just gonna jot a few of these down. Might be awkward when I flip open my notepad in the middle of the action, though.

What do you like to hear in bed?

Tell us in the comments.

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Confessions From People Who Fantasize About Their Friends

A close friendship is one of the greatest things a person can have. But what happens when the boundaries of that friendship start to slip and slide and become a little less clear?

Or what happens when that’s what you find yourself WANTING in your head.

When the person you hang out with becomes the person you desire, the dynamic can change quite a bit. Do you risk it all and go after it? Do you play it safe and keep what you have? How can you keep going? Will these feelings pass or just grow?

These are the things doubtlessly rattling around in the heads of the people who wrote these confessions.

10. Face facts

I mean, one dream doesn’t necessarily mean much.

Source: Whisper

9. Owned

Well that is a very specific dynamic you’re wanting.

Source: Whisper

8. Well, now he knows

Doesn’t sound like you’re trying very hard to keep it from him.

Source: Whisper

7. What do you want

Seems like he’s maybe not sure what he wants either.

Source: Whisper

6. The other side

Why not both?

Source: Whisper

5. Dark fantasies

How dark are we talkin’ here?

Source: Whisper

4. Make a move

Are you afraid of what might happen?

Source: Whisper

3. When you’re around

Dang confusing feelings.

Source: Whisper

2. Hold on

Or maybe he IS getting that sense…

Source: Whisper

1. Even if…

The addiction is real.

Source: Whisper

To all the hopelessly crushing out there, we’re with you. Do what you gotta do.

Have you ever been in a situation like this? What was it like?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Cruel Secrets People Overheard From People They Thought Were Their Friends

It’s always disappointing to hear something from someone you thought was a friend that seems to betray that notion.

It can also be severely troubling to just discover something about a friend that you weren’t supposed to know. How do you deal with that? What do you do? Are the dynamics that defined the relationship up until now just broken or is there opportunity to turn this into something more positive?

That’s the sort of question that the people behind these real confessions were grappling with.

10. It was nothing

It can be so difficult to know what truly lies beneath.

Source: Whisper

9. Unavailable

Well, make up your mind then.

Source: Whisper

8. They were my bros

I’ll never understand why this kind of trash talk takes off.

Source: Whisper

7. Is it me?

The sort of thing that breeds deep insecurity that’s hard to be rid of.

Source: Whisper

6. Coming out

Sounds like you need to make a new group of friends.

Source: Whisper

5. A thing for me

What exactly does one do with such information?

Source: Whisper

4. What do I do

Why would you enter into such a conspiracy?

Source: Whisper

3. Sucks at talking

To be fair, so do I.

Source: Whisper

2. Into me

Well, what’s to get?

Source: Whisper

1. My so called friend

Seems like it’s only a matter of time before somebody will need to call the cops on that guy.

Source: Whisper

Tough all around. Remember that a toxic friendship isn’t one worth holding onto, there are better things out there.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Times When People Overheard Savage Things Their Best Friends Said

Have you ever overheard something that really changed everything?

Something you weren’t supposed to know, and now that you do you’re not sure what to do with it? Something that, maybe, you wish you hadn’t heard?

It’s a tough position to be in. Or sometimes weird. Or sometimes just hilarious, or a combination of all three.

Let’s hear from a few folks who found themselves in exactly that sort of situation.

10. But weight, there’s more

Cool, great to know that people really have your back.

Source: Whisper

9. Like, like

Well then why are they all your friends?

Source: Whisper

8. The ugliest thing

Well, he’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever heard.

Source: Whisper

7. Shoe, don’t bother me

What kind of insecurity do you have to have in order to find this a worthwhile pastime?

Source: Whisper

6. They were laughing

Cool way to lose business, idiots.

Source: Whisper

5. Twice a month

That sounds…like super duper not a big deal?

Source: Whisper

4. Elf ears

These things can stick with us forever.

Source: Whisper

3. Easy going

Yup, that’s a cool way to indicate you’re no worth dating.

Source: Whisper

2. Self-protection

And how many of them were also lying?

Source: Whisper

1. Squad goals

But…I’ve paid all my squad dues!

Source: Whisper

It’s shattering realizing that someone you thought you could trust doesn’t have your interests in mind. Be kind to each other. Even when you’re not in earshot.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

Thanks, fam!

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Check Out These Confessions From the Recently Married

Marriage.

Marriage is what brings us together today…

But what’s it like on the other side of the nuptials? What’s it like JUST on the other side?

I’ve never experienced it myself, but I know that a heck of a lot of friends have felt a heck of a lot of different ways.

Let’s look at the real, anonymous thoughts of a few newlyweds to find out what it’s all about.

10. “I don’t feel truly loved.”

And maybe you thought being married would fix that?

Source: Whisper

9. “How happy I am”

Always nice to hear when it just works perfectly!

Source: Whisper

8. “I don’t love him.”

Doesn’t seem like that’s a strategy that’s destined for long term success.

Source: Whisper

7. “I’ve had a weird obsession.”

Maybe he’s into it? Though maybe you should have checked before tying the knot?

Source: Whisper

6. “His 3rd runner up.”

Just because you’re not the first doesn’t mean you’re not the best.

Source: Whisper

5. “The only thing we fight about.”

That’s  gonna be a long, hard road ahead.

Source: Whisper

4. “Every second of the day.”

Woof, sounds like it might be exhausting after a while.

Source: Whisper

3. “I have no idea why.”

I’d love to get to the bottom of that mystery.

Source: Whisper

2. “Back in my life.”

Tell her she snoozes she loses, this isn’t a game.

Source: Whisper

1. “The wrong person.”

When you hit that wrong dialogue choice in a video game and know immediately.

Source: Whisper

So, should you get married? I dunno. But it sure sounds interesting.

Are you married? How did you feel after?

Tell us in the comments.

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Could “Babe Are You Okay” Be the Defining Meme of Our Time?

Millennials are always checking in with each other.

Gotta keep advocating for mental health, even when we’re living in a time where there’s no normal and no baseline and the notion of sanity is kind of laughable.

Maybe that’s why “Babe are you okay?” has become one of the defining memes of our era.

Take it away, people of Twitter.

15. Curry favor

What and why and what.

14. Sing it

If you look closely enough, you can hear the nothing.

13. It’s a business opportunity

Are you not feeling quite so high up today?

12. Cows

I think if you forget to do that three times your car will actually stop working.

11. Stock up

What is happening to us?

10. Pile on

Yeah, what’s WRONG with you?

9. IT’S BEEN

Threw your arms in the air and said “you’re crazy!”

8. Gotta go fast

At what point were marketers convinced that consumers REALLY wanted to eat Sonic the Hedgehog?

7. Game on

I would do this in my sleep, it’s an unavoidable reflex.

6. Water o’clock

I feel seen and not in a way I’d like to be.

5. Call and response

Are you on auto pilot?

4. Buy buy buy

Did you finally just run out of money?

3. Let ’em know

Spread the word.

2. So touching

That hits hard.

1. Oh well

Isn’t that like the only word we know now?

Babe are you okay? You hardly scrolled through all those tweets.

But seriously, are you okay?

Tell us in the comments. Babe.

No, seriously, we want to know.

Please and thank you.

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Partners of Men Who Have Erectile Dysfunction Tell All

Sex is a pretty important part of relationships – especially if you’re younger. But even with two ready and willing participants, it’s not always so easy.

Our bodies can get in the way of our own fun and fulfillment, and there are few instances of that considered more taboo or embarrassing than erectile dysfunction.

What happens when one partner, for whatever reason, just physically can’t get going? Here are some perspectives about it submitted anonymously.

10. “Doing something wrong.”

It’s gotta be hard to not interpret it that way.

Source: Whisper

9. “Don’t want to hurt his feelings.”

It’s a tough thing to navigate.

Source: Whisper

8. “The man of my dreams…”

He’s gotta feel like you’re just trying to spare his feelings.

Source: Whisper

7. “His biggest fear.”

When people go unfulfilled, the temptation grows.

Source: Whisper

6. “I don’t want to reconcile.”

But what reason have you given him?

Source: Whisper

5. “Less of a woman.”

A powerful feeling.

Source: Whisper

4. “Even if he could…”

Well then there’s something deeper going on in this particular case.

Source: Whisper

3. “He never lets me forget it.”

That’s a lot of yikes over here.

Source: Whisper

2. “It’s so disappointing.”

Incredible how powerful a force sex can be in our lives.

Source: Whisper

1. “I saved my virginity.”

This right here? This is why I think saving for marriage is a bad idea.

Source: Whisper

It can’t be a fun situation for anybody involved. Stupid bodies, ruining everything for all of us.

Do you have experience with this sort of thing?

Tell us in the comments.

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Brides Who Realized Immediately That the Wedding Was a Mistake

A wedding is a day that so many of us are brought up to dream about and to look forward to.

But what happens when you realize you simply don’t like what you see?

What if you have a sense from the very beginning that you’ve made a big mistake?

It seems simple enough from a detached perspective to just say “Well then end it. Get a divorce.” But of course, it’s not always so simple. The ties that bind us to people, the commitments we’ve made, the costs we’ve sunk, the expectations of those around us, the haunting fears of failure, all of these compound into a force that can override our red-flag detection, at least for a time.

And so we’re left making confessions like these…

10. Not tears of joy

Could anyone on the outside tell the difference?

Source: Whisper

9. Talk me out of it

Real life is not the plot of a rom com.

Source: Whisper

8. Clinging on

Talk about a runaway bride.

Source: Whisper

7. Fear is powerful

What, with all these people watching? All this money? All this pressure?

Source: Whisper

6. Get kicked

There’s no excuse for abuse.

Source: Whisper

5. Money talks

While we stay silent.

Source: Whisper

4. Cry cry again

An all too common experience, it seems.

Source: Whisper

3. Better than expected

When you both know it’s bad, you know.

Source: Whisper

2. He changed

No more Mr. Nice Guy. Literally.

Source: Whisper

1. Clear vision

Blue’s not your color, huh?

Source: Whisper

Best of luck to anyone and everyone stuck in a relationship they realize is a mistake. There are brighter days ahead.

Do you have experiences with this?

Tell us about them in the comments.

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People Talk About the Reasons They Leave Their Engagement Rings at Home

Most of us have been there. Your ring is too loose, too tight, too… something. Or maybe it just doesn’t match your other jewelry.

Here are some of the ten crazy reasons why women choose to leave the bling behind.

1. Sometimes you just forget

But honestly, watch out if you do! You might start to regret it.

Image credit: Whisper

2. All that shine can be a little blinding

But that’s okay, because who doesn’t love shiny?
Just pair your ring with sunglasses, and you’ll be fine.

Image credit: Whisper

3. All dolled up with nowhere to go

Jewelry is like pants. If you’re not going out, who needs ’em?

Image credit: Whisper

4. It’s only a symbol

Isn’t it more evolved to be above all that?
The ring won’t get you through the tough times.

Image credit: Whisper

5. But it’s a symbol of him

In other words, he better be worth it.
Otherwise, it might be a symbol that you should give it back.

Image credit: Whisper

6. Cheap, or just hypersensitive?

But seriously though, if the ring gives you a rash, did it come from a vending machine?
Don’t get mad. Buy better jewelry!

Image credit: Whisper

7. Enough is enough

And two rings is just one too many sometimes.
After all, no one likes a showoff.

Image credit: Whisper

8. It’s not that weird

We all take things off in our sleep. Right?

Image credit: Whisper

9. Maybe she learned the hard way

Comfort is key.
Take it off while you’re awake… so that you don’t take it off when you’re not.

Image credit: Whisper

10. Ladies gotta do what we gotta do

When it’s ugly, and you just can’t tell him… maybe it’s time to “lose” it?

Image credit: Whisper

These are all completely understandable reasons to leave the rock at home.

Personally, I haven’t worn mine since the start of the pandemic. Too much hand-washing for that business.

What about you? Do you still wear your engagement ring? Be sure to share why or why not in the comments.

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A Person Wants to Know if They’re a Jerk for Messing With Their Ex and His Assistant

It kind of blows my mind sometimes when people talk about how much time they have to mess with people…

Why aren’t you people working?!?!

But that’s another story…

This story comes to us from Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole?” page and is pretty interesting…

Let’s take a look at what happened and how people on Reddit responded to this situation.

AITA for screwing with my ex and his assistant?

“My ex’s assistant has disliked me since she started working for him. I have to stay in touch with my ex because we have a 9-month-old together.

His schedule changes a lot so his assistant is supposed to let me know if there’s a change which will mean he can’t use his visitations and if he wants to reschedule the time.

She’s started “accidentally” sending me his personal things. If he’s making dinner arrangements with his current flavour of the week, she “accidentally” sends it to me asking to confirm when it’s meant for someone else. She “accidentally” got two gifts mixed up, so she ended up sending me/our baby lingerie. There have been other things, but you get the idea.

Last Tuesday, she “accidentally” called me whilst my ex was having a pretty sexual conversation with his best friend in which I came up an uncomfortable number of times. It was muffled but I heard way more than I wanted to.

In the past, I would complain to my ex, but he always laughs her mistakes off and promises he’ll have a word with her, but she keeps doing it.

I was supposed to see my ex last Friday, but I was kind of annoyed with him, so I decided to screw with his assistant and him. I called her and told her he couldn’t come on Friday because I had a date. On Friday, I called him when he didn’t show and asked him why he didn’t come.

He ended up coming over later than he was supposed to, and he was sulking the whole time and kept complaining that he thought I was going on a date and he’d need to have a word with his assistant about making mistakes because he had to cancel “important” plans to come over last minute.

I did end up telling him the truth after our son went to sleep and I confronted him about what he said. He denied it but then got angry at me for wasting his time and making him miss time with his son. He said I was being petty over small mistakes.

I told my best friend what I did, and she said I was an AH because his assistant could get fired over this and I shouldn’t have told him about hearing the call.

I do feel kind of bad now but I’m really sick of her making mistakes when it comes to me and getting away with it.

So, [am I the a-hole]?”

Here’s how people responded.

This person said that she is not in the wrong in this situation.

Photo Credit: Reddit

This person thought the whole thing stunk of immaturity and pettiness.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Another person also argued that she was not the *sshole in this situation and that she needs to be very deliberate with keeping records about this whole situation.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Finally, this person said (and I agree) that everyone involved in this situation kind of sucks and they’re all playing immature games.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Do you think this person is a jerk?

Or is this whole thing really no big deal?

Share your thoughts with us in the comments. Thanks!

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