Funny, Random Posts That Should Make You LOL

We believe that these posts are gonna make you laugh. Period.

There’s nothing that unites them. No common bond at all. They’re just funny posts that are designed to make you chuckle the day away.

You ready? Let’s go!

1. This is amazing.

2. Some prankster did this!

3. Both solid entries.

4. WTF is going on here?

5. Best tweet I’ve seen in a while.

6. Too late for that.

7. King of the mountain.

8. Good old “Todd”.

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9. Thanks for letting us know.

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10. Nobody wants that.

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11. This needs to be a t-shirt.

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12. Not in a good mood, apparently.

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13. The famous Cheez-its incident.

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Those sure hit the old proverbial spot, huh?

Have you seen any hilarious posts lately that made you LOL?

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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Collectors Share the Odd Things They Can’t Stop Grabbing

I’ve never really been much of a collector (aside from books), but I understand that many people all over the world find themselves with houses full of one thing or another. My mother collected Precious Moments figurines, my sister loves dreamcatchers, my husband, raw gems and minerals….

And if any of those things surprise you, well, these 16 confessions should really pique your interest.

16. He just likes the sound they make.

Bottle caps. Not a Fallout fan, just like the little clinklies.

15. Yikes.

Board games.

Board Game Collection 2019

14. She’s stolen a good number of them from boys she knows.

Hoodies.

13. You don’t have to be a kid to enjoy playing.

Lego. Building sets is very relaxing and I like to put them on display.

12. You really buried the lede there.

I collect yugioh while my brother collects pokemon and sister collects her ex boyfriends hair samples

Edit:Thank you kind stranger for the reddit gold!

11. Wait, this counts? Because…

My wife collects bags

Hand bags, purses, those nice bags you leave the mall with, gift bags, bags from the grocery store etc. We have bags of bags.

10. Folks, we have a hoarder…

Fountain pens!

Also knives but if you start a conversation that way it throws people off.

Also coins. Fucking love silver coins.

Also stamps

Also comics

I’m bad at not collecting things.

9. Okay I want to see all of these.

I collect documents from the late 1800’s to the early 1900’s. A lot of the stuff I have are diaries and legal documents.

8. Nerdy, but also cool!

I like collecting rare/old coins. An entire section of my basement is dedicated to my coin collection. My rarest is a $20 gold liberty head coin dating 1859, and I have a few seperate boxes for the more common old coins, such as wheat pennies, silver nickels, silver dimes, and silver quarters, and I have a mini box for silver half dollars. The rest I put on display in air and water tight clear plastic cases.

7. Every hobby deserves this much passion.

Coins!!!! I worked at a very popular LEGO Store where it was a common tourist destination for people all over the world and sometimes when people would take their change out to pay, they’d have coins from their country in the handful of American coins, and my eyes would always light up and I’d be like “OOOHH! What kind are those!!” and quite a few really awesome customers have let me have their country’s change!

One guy gave me EIGHT different coins from his country! I was in awe!! Another woman, whom I worked with knew I loved coins of all sorts, and when she went on a trip, she brought me back a bag of special coins from her travels! She even paid money to get me a unique square-shaped coin.

When I went to Europe, I visited 6 countries. Most of them used Euros, but London used Pounds. I left Europe with a bunch of cool new coins, AND EVEN BETTER, the guy I sat next to on the plane home DIDN’T want his coins! He gave me a sandwhich baggy half full of coins I already had, AND coins I never even came across. Like a couple coins called Krones, from Danmark, which have a cool hole right in the center of them.

I have a large jar in my room that I keep adding neat coins to, even old metal chuckie cheese coins. ??

6. The sales will get you every time.

Unplayed* video games on Steam.

5. You’ve gotta keep busy!

Hobbies, loads of them, I get wee obsessions with doing things and spend a fortune doing them for about 6 months to a year then I just put all the stuff away and move on to the next hobby.

4. Someone else will be thrilled.

hawaiian shirts.

i’ve got over 1,000.

but i’ve decided that the time has come to divest myself of A LOT of them.

3. I threw them away when I ran out of room on my fridge.

Magnets of the cities/countries I’ve been to.

2. Serious question, though, how do you store them?

Fuckin mugs bro, the more obscure the better. Whatever passion or interest you could have, there’s probably a mug for that. I like mugs that have fallen to the wayside This Houston Mug? Oh I’ve never been but i saw at a yard sale so I copped

1. Such cool stories.

Mainly books. But to a lesser degree (I have just a few pieces) antique pottery from a pottery place that used to be in my mother’s hometown over a century ago.

I get it, because you can pry any one of my books out of my cold dead hands.

Do you collect something? What is it, and how did it start? Let us know in the comments!

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14 Interesting Facts You Might Not Already Know

Facts make us feel more in the know, they help us win trivia games (always important!), and, like my great-grandfather said, you should try to learn something new every day.

We’d like to help you out today, so check out these 14 interesting facts!

14. Abraham Lincoln was a certified bartender.

His liquor license was discovered in 1930.

13. A Pixar employee accidentally deleted part of Toy Story 2 during production.

It would have taken up to a year to recreate what was deleted, but fortunately another employee had a backup of the entire film on their home laptop.

12. Your brain synapses shrink while you sleep.

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Pilates Principles: Coordination. Brain synapses are increased by developing muscles memory. With many of the exercises in Pilates it’s not just the strength of your abdominals or core muscles that enable you to perform a particular exercise. Coordination is needed in Pilates as you bring together the lateral breathing, core engagement and then the movement itself. This may seem difficult at first but like learning how to drive a car or play a musical instrument, with practice and over time it becomes second nature. We develop what is called ‘muscle memory’ when we repeat a physical command or movement over and over again. This is why its crucial to make sure our technique is precise, that way the brain remembers the sequences correctly, gradually changing the way our bodies move and hold themselves at all times. #promisepilates #pilatesprinciples #coordination #brainsynapses #pilatesknowledge #movewithpilates

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A 2003 study on mice confirmed that the size of brain synapses shrink around 18% after a few hours of sleep.

11. Umpires used to call baseball games from rocking chairs.

They were located about 20 feet behind home plate – not a bad gig, since starting in 1878, they were paid $5 a game.

10. The first commercial passenger flight lasted only 23 minutes.

In 1914, Abram Pheil paid $400 (about $8500 today) to fly between St. Petersburg and Tampa (both in Florida). Pheil was the former mayor of St. Petersburg, and the short flight revolutionized our lives.

9. Pigeon poop belongs to the royals.

In the 18th century, bird poop was used to make gunpowder, so King George I declared all droppings property of the crown.

8. Beethoven basically couldn’t do math.

He could add, but one of the greatest composers in history couldn’t multiply or divide.

7. Apple, Inc. was created on April Fool’s Day.

The documents to form the Apple Computer Company were signed on April 1, 1976. Thirty years later, Apple became the country’s first trillion-dollar company – it is obviously not a joke.

6. A waffle maker inspired the design of Nikes.

Bill Bowerman was a track and field coach in the 1950s when he decided he wanted to design a better shoe for running. Inspiration struck during a waffle breakfast with his wife, when of course he thought to try the waffle design on the sole of a shoe.

5. The world’s first novel ends mid-sentence.

The Tale of Genji was written in the 11th century by Murasaki Shikibu. The work stops abruptly in the 55th chapter, and most believe the work was once complete. Some scholars do think he meant to end the story there, though.

4. The Ancient Egyptians replaced the eyes of the dead with small onions.

The rings and layers of onions were thought to represent eternal life, so sending the Pharaohs off with the onions in place of easily decomposed eyes makes sense.

3. In Latin, “aquarium” means “watering place for cattle.”

The first modern aquarium (for viewing sea creatures) opened in England in 1924. Presumably by someone who failed Latin in school.

2. Queen Victoria was one of the first people to own a tricycle.

She was on a tour on the Isle of Wight in 1881 when a woman on a tricycle passed her horse and carriage. Victoria stopped the woman and asked her to demonstrate the tricycle to the Queen, who ordered two and asked that they be delivered by their creator.

1. Boars wash their food before eating it.

At the Basel Zoo in Switzerland, zookeepers have observed both adult and juvenile wild boars wash sandy apples in a creek before eating them.

 

I definitely did today’s learning from this list – so many fun facts!

Did you learn something? Did you love one of these in particular? Share which in the comments!

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Random Photos to Tickle Your Funny Bone

These photos have nothing in common except that they are totally hilarious.

I think you will get a kick out of all these pics!

Let us begin!

1. There’s always that one cousin…

Thin Mints’ ugly cousin… from crappyoffbrands

2. Seems a little off…

Gamechild? from crappyoffbrands

3. This movie was a big hit.

Found this in the store… from crappyoffbrands

4. Gonna be a big hit at the party.

Bazoongis from crappyoffbrands

5. Scrub up with Dave.

6. Dunk those Borios in milk.

7. Close…but not gonna do it.

8. Could it be?

Breakfast with a side of contemplation… from crappyoffbrands

9. Weird Al for President!

The look on Weird Al’s face says it all. from funny

10. Think he gets a lot of action?

The blanket that my husband got me for Christmas. It’s his face from funny

11. Treat that beer with care.

Local liquor store nailed it. from funny

12. Ripping his face off.

‘Go to Disneyland’ they said… ‘It’ll be fun’ they said… from funny

13. Don’t mess with this stitcher.

Thug life from funny

14. Your friend did the right thing.

Some guy took up 3 parking spots so my friend left him a little note… from funny

15. You’re welcome!

A note left on the coaster of a local brew pub. from funny

16. I need this shirt!

Hopefully you guys find my shirt as amusing as I do! from funny

17. A little Boston humor for you.

Welcome to Boston!!! from funny

18. Looks totally legit.

*1863 FBI intensifies* from crappyoffbrands

Those sure made me giggle and jiggle!

What about you?

Did those posts tickle your funny bone? Do us a favor and sound off in the comments with a reaction or maybe even a funny joke. Let’s see what ya got!

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This is How to Correctly Pronounce February

We’re all adults here, and yet, when confronted with the name of the second month of the year, we are left uncertain and sounding out syllables.

For the last time, is it feb-roo-air-ee or feb-yoo-air-ee?

According to both the Merriam-Webster and American Heritage dictionaries, both the common and proper pronunciations are considered correct.

If you’re sitting there humpfh-ing about, wondering what the world is coming to, well, there’s more to the declaration than simple laziness (this time). Because it turns out people have been dropping that extra ‘r’ for at least the last 150 years.

The practice of dropping one sound when a similar sound is very close to it even has a name: dissimilation. And it crops up in more than a few languages.

There are more than a few other examples in English – su(r)prise, gove(r)nor, pa(r)ticular, be(r)serk, paraphe(r)nalia, cate(r)pillar, entrep(r)eneur, p(r)erogative, interp(r)etation – and I’d be shocked if you pronounce those “extra” r’s in all of those words.

I’d be even more surprised if people busted your balls for leaving them out, too.

People get their dander up about lib(r)ary and Feb(r)uary, though, so it’s nice to know you’ve got Merriam-Webster on your side the next time the grammar police come knocking.

Proper pronunciation or not, rest assured that people know what you’re trying to say – and about half of the world has the same problem with this blasted month, too.

February is the worst, longest, farthest-from-Christmas-AND-summer month around, so who really cares if we say its name right, anyway?

Not me.

You?

Let me know in the comments!

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12 Examples of this Emoji Being Misused in the Most Hilarious Ways by Older Folks

I don’t know what the age cutoff is for people not understanding emojis – my guess is that it’s perhaps around 55 or 60? But once you meet a person who is confused about what they mean and when to use them, your first clue will be that they don’t understand how to use this guy:

That’s right, even though the “laughing crying” emoji is a favorite across the board, people over a certain age don’t really seem to see him correctly.

Here are 12 people who just really, really should have asked someone younger if they were doing it right before deploying this particular emoji in a text or post.

Seriously.

12. The words and the background just…

11. OMG that poor dog. Why am I laughing?

10. Oh, yeah, you seem very sorry. Ha!

9. I’m no expert, but I’m not sure you’re praying correctly?

Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏽 from oldpeoplefacebook

8. Poor puppy!

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7. “Love, Grandma” I’m dead.

6. Yes, it is a sad day…so why are you laughing?

5. I’m guessing Bingo found his day less than hilarious.

4. TBH a lot of this is confusing.

3. Oddly, I think Robin Williams would have appreciated the humor.

2. Bless his or her heart.

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1. Well, if that doesn’t make you feel better I’m not sure what would!

Now I’m crying laughing, y’all, so maybe they’re not using it as wrong as I’d thought? Hard to say!

Have you ever used an emoji wrong and been schooled? I definitely want to hear about it in the comments!

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12 Times Bad Behavior Inspired a Brand New Rule at School or Work

When you’re young, rules can seem all-important and unchangeable (whether you actually follow them or not). Then, when you grow up and become an adult yourself, you realize that adults are really just making up the rules as they go along.

Some rules are broad, meant to address systemic issues. But others created under truly random, highly specific circumstances — like when one student does something wrong and now there’s a whole class rule about that specific thing.

A Reddit user polled people on the question: “What rule was implemented because of you?”

The answers are incredibly entertaining, ranging from childhood stories to work stories.

1. No wrestling in the band room.

“After having my two front teeth replaced…

Band director: “Okay. I never thought I’d have to say this, but wrestling is not allowed in the band room”.”

2. No campfire flames higher than 24 inches.

“At Boy Scout Summer Camp, as a Scoutmaster. “No campfire flames higher than 24 inches.” Turns out that if you make a five foot tower out of ONLY the 1/4″ dowels from small American flags, you get a straight and narrow column of flame about 30 ft high. I was the Clark Griswold of scoutmasters.”

3. Dell takes credit cards.

“Years ago, I bought a computer from Dell. I paid for it with my debit card, and excitedly monitored the build status every day, checking in at work, and on my days off going to the library to check on expected shipping updates.

When I made the purchase, it was a five to seven day expectation for delivery. At day ten, when it had gone from “order accepted” to “order prepped” to “order built” it suddenly went back to “order accepted.” Stage One.

I called their customer service line and was told there had been a glitch in the system, and the order got expedited, and soon was back at “order built” and I was just waiting on shipping confirmation. The next day, back to “order accepted” again. This happened every day for five days. Cue another call to customer service. Apparently, there was a problem with payment, and they referred me back to my bank because the payment was on hold. Called my credit union, and they told me it was just an authorization hold waiting on final confirmation from the merchant. Called Dell back, and they saw the same thing, but even the customer service director couldn’t say why it hadn’t finalized, but every time the payment didn’t finalize they literally took the box with the computer off the loading dock and sent it back to stage one, again and again and again.

This led to a long hold while the customer service director looked into their billing system, and ended up transferring me too a very nice lady in their accounting department. Initially, she thought I was an in house person from the listing dock asking about a customer’s order, but quickly got up to speed. She was covering for a coworker who helped with in house billing system troubleshooting who was out on vacation, and usually just handled tracking the accounting from Dell sending parts from one warehouse and factory to another, but she dug in and figured out that the issue was that I was paying with a debit card, not a credit card. Now, debit cards were still relativity new. Most banks capped the amount you could spend per day at $250 to $500, but my credit union was one of only five financial institutions that didn’t cap it at all; they proudly noted on a monthly statement insert that the credit union felt that it was your money to manage they way you wanted to. However, Dell didn’t accept debit cards at all, not for a dime, not for the $800 I was trying to spend. The nice lady in accounting, however, had just come back from a conference, and knew that there was a push to gay more banks to act like my credit union and remove their spending caps. She told me to hang tight and she was going to get it done for me. I told her I could change my payment method to a credit card, but she told me that would delay the whole process.

Two days later, I got a call from her. She had made a presentation to the CEO, CFO, and several VPs making the case that Dell needed to get ahead of the curve and start accepting debit cards, with no spending limits, because the banking rules were going to be changing very soon and more people were going to be spending money with Dell the way I tried to. They had to implement a process to start accepting debit cards, which had required a rush overnight change from their merchant bank, and my purchase was their test case. She had me check with my credit union, who showed the funds were officially a purchase and not just an authorization hold, then she called the loading dock and made sure my computer was on a truck. Within ten minutes I had an email with a tracking number.

TL; DR I’m the reason Dell takes debit cards.

4. No marbles at school.

“I vaguely remember the convoluted rules we had for playing marbles in 3rd grade, but one that was written in stone was that if you lost a game, you had to throw away a marble of your own. This often drew a crowd of participants eager to get their tiny hands on a free marble.

One day, I lost a game and was forced to throw a marble away (we called it “scrambling”). I had stupidly agreed to offer up as ante for the game my prized “boulder”, a heavy marble with intricately woven colours that was about the size of a golf ball.

When it was time to throw it away, a large crowd of kids had gathered, impatiently jeering me to toss it and start the melee. I took one last look at my boulder and, in a surge of 8 year old rage, launched it with all my strength.

I still remember it gleaming against the deep blue sky as it left my hand. It sailed. Flew over the group’s head, their mouths agape in amazement. It flew until it struck some poor blond kid in the head, who was just walking along kicking dandelions, totally oblivious to the incoming projectile.

It hit him hard. To this day I still recall the way his head snapped back in Zapruder-like fashion. He dropped instantly, like a bag of old socks.

We all scattered to the four corners of the playground as teachers ran to his side. The following day a letter was sent home to every parent, banning all marbles.”

5. No locking people in the tuba lockers. Or tuba cases.

“Our band director had to make a new rule when we moved in to the new band room: No locking freshman (or anyone) in the tuba lockers.

We already had a rule of no locking anyone in the tuba cases.”

“Oh God, there was this really little fella (maybe five feet) who did play the tuba back in high school. Poor guy got locked in his own tuba case more times than I care to remember.”

6. No trench busting during Capture the Flag.

“In my sophomore year of high school during the short World War I unit, the sophomore history teachers had an event where we went out to the football field and played one flag capture the flag using dodgeball rules. One team had the flag and had “trenches” made of football training equipment and the other team had to charge across no man’s land and touch the flag to win. Occasionally the teachers would call out a gas attack and everyone would have to don paper bag “gas masks” or they were out.

I had the genius plan of charging the main “trench” directly without a dodgeball to try to neutralize it to help my team. I handed my ball to a classmate and instead wielded a cardboard trench shovel I had made that morning, and then put on my “gas mask” ahead of time.

When it was time to go over the top, I barreled towards the main trench (think that one Battlefield 1 trailer where the British soldier does the same thing with a club, but this was two years before that game came out). I miraculously was never hit on my way to it and slammed into that thing with all of my might, taking it down, knocking a couple other kids over, and knocking myself out for a few seconds in the process.

The teachers thought it was hilarious but they quickly had to implement a “no trench busting” rule after someone else tried to replicate my antics during the next round. Unfortunately as far as I’m aware that was the last year they did that event.”

7. No C-sections without an ultrasound.

“Because of my wife and I, (Local Hospital) will not perform a cesarean section without having had an ultrasound prior.

Doctor scheduled a C-section on my wife based on her last period. She was only at 7 months. She and son are fine now.”

8. No late assignments without a doctor’s note.

“In my first year of university I took philosophy as an elective and our professor said on the first day that he was easy going and didn’t mind if assignments were late and wouldn’t dock points. I turned all 8 papers he assigned in to him the day of our final exam. True to his word he graded them all fairly and didn’t deduct points for lateness. I took a class with him the next year and on the first day he said that due to past events he’d accept a late assignment only with a note from a doctor or if someone died while making eye contact with me.”

9. Ramen does not count for the food drive competition.

“During the annual canned food drive at my high school you can bring Ramen noodles, but they no longer count towards the total donated for the competition between the classes.

This rule is from when I was a Junior. They did all sorts of various competitions between the classes and of course the Seniors always won nearly everything. Well, during the food drive the Juniors concocted a plan to win the event. Instead of bringing in food we would collect money and a handful of people would hold it all until near the end. It would look like we were losing because our totals would be low but then on the last day they’d bring in a huge supply and we’d surprise them with the win. They wouldn’t know how well we were actually doing until it was too late to do anything about it.

I wasn’t one of the money people but a couple of them were friends of mine. The plan was to buy as much food as they could with the money they’d collected, so naturally they bought Ramen Noodles because it’s the cheapest thing in the store. I didn’t know how much money they had, but I think they must have gotten special order shipments in. On the last day of the drive when I came in there was a roomful of PALLETS of noodles stacked five feet high. I was completely blown away. It was an insane amount of Ramen. Based on the number of items brought in we had like double the Sophomores and Seniors combined. It was nuts.”

10. No historically accurate English grammar on assignments.

“In 8th grade we had an essay question on a social studies test that read something like this: “Imagine you are a miner during the gold rush. What would you life be like? Detail you’re day to day life in a diary entry below” I wrote mine to actually sound like it was written by someone not from this time period. Next time we had a diary entry style essay question I saw in the directions “Make sure to write your essay using clear and proper English.” I never followed that rule and the teacher never cared enough to deduct points.”

11. No tips more than 20%.

“So my company pays for my food when I travel, which is awesome. I was fairly new to the job at the time, so I went to a lovely Nordic restaurant for brunch in Oregon. I ended up getting drunk on some delicious mimosas, (paid for on a separate tab), and $25 worth of food. I was drunk, and my server was awesome, and ended up tipping him 100%. A couple days later my boss calls me and asked me “why the FUCK did you tip $25?!?!” Shortly after that, the company sent out an email to everyone with a strict 20% tip policy.”

12. No streaking.

“Not me but my dad. My dad and his friend streaked through the school and then ran through a meeting. There apparently was not a “no streaking rule” so they only got in trouble for skipping class. When I went to school there 20 years later there was a no streaking rule.”

“My school specifically has a no streaking through the library at night rule.”

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Goodwill Workers Reveal the Item They Wish People Would Stop Donating

You know that feeling you get when you finally sort through your belongings and take your old crap to Goodwill? Well, you might have to rethink that. Not every used item is a good candidate for Goodwill (or any other thrift store), and nobody knows that better than the employees who have to sort through all your old stuff.

A Reddit user asked Goodwill store workers for the one item they wish people would stop donating. Some employees had trouble choosing just one!

1. Broken, dirty, or chewed-up items.

“So so many things. I have to say these shops are not somewhere you should dump your trash. No one wants broken toys and chewed books. We are not ungrateful but it costs us to dispose of these things. I do not want to handle your dirty torn underpants.

I almost had a serious injury when one donor wrapped up blades from a blender in a towel and dumped them in a bag full of clothes. Please don’t do that.”

2. VHS tapes.

“I remember about ten years ago reading that charity shops were stopping accepting VHS tapes because there was such a glut of them.

One person complained that they’d enjoyed getting five VHS tapes for £1… which was pretty much missing the point. VHSs are large and bulky, take up storage space and the staff still have to process them- all for 20p each. Nice for him, not so good for the workers and charity that’s supposed to be benefiting, and probably why they stopped accepting them.

Not to mention that half those tapes probably would have gone unsold and cost money to dispose of.

‘Course, nowadays most of those worthless, mass-market VHS tapes are probably landfill, and it’s 10-to-15-year-old DVDs that my local branch of CEX is selling for 50p each…”

3. Mismatched items.

“Shoes with no fellow, items that don’t work right, clothes that are badly stained.”

4. Sentimental items.

“Folks, go through your stuff before you donate – I once found a memorial album someone had made for a woman who had died, and another time I found an old friendship book full of names and addresses. Really made me wonder what the people who worked in the charity shop were thinking.”

“Someone accidentally donated an urn, complete with cremated ashes.”

“Personalized items. I’m talking about wedding things, shirts, and anything with names on them. I found a memorial shirt one time and I was wondering why someone would donate something like that.”

5. Literal garbage.

“I haven’t worked there in over a decade, but: garbage. People would dump bags and bags of garbage in front of the store overnight, and I mean shit that no reasonable person would ever consider to be anything but garbage.

Busted up concrete. Rusty metal. Basically shit they didn’t want to pay to have hauled away, and couldn’t be fucked to take all the way to the dump.”

6. 50 Shades of Grey.

“I remember a while ago I saw a side news story covering how a bunch of charity places were asking people to stop donating book copies of Fifty Shades of Grey. I seem to recall one store had enough copies they made a book fort out of them.”

7. Old-school TV stands.

“Cleaning out my senior parents’ place we tried to donate a very expensive built in tv stand made of oak. Turns out flat screens don’t fit in them and they never get sold.”

8. Outdated electronics.

“Generally if your electronic device is older than 10ish years the store is probably not going to be able to sell it, 5ish for TVs. The exception is very well-kept and well packaged game consoles.”

9. Personal hygiene items.

“Don’t donate used (honestly don’t donate new) makeup, mouthwash, cleaners, or pretty much anything liquid.”

10. Vintage magazines.

“Do not donate your stack of old Readers Digest magazines from 1994-1998 that was in your bathroom collecting poo particles for years.”

11. Unwashed clothes.

“You know the stank that most Goodwill stores have? They don’t wash donations before putting them out. They just go straight on the racks.”

12. Light bulbs.

“Compact fluorescent light bulbs: please stop. How nice you switched to LED, but nobody buys used CFLs, and since they are classified as hazardous waste due to mercury, we are back to your ‘donation’ actually costs the charity money since we have to properly dispose of them.”

13. Clothes with stuff in the pockets.

“Be sure to check the pockets in your clothes before donating. Around this time of year we find a metric crapton of used tissues and cough drops hidden inside pockets. Our employees get sick pretty frequently from handling so much product, please don’t make it harder on us.”

14. Used undergarments.

“You would be really surprised by the number of people who think it’s okay to donate used underwear. I honestly didn’t realize that people would even consider doing that, but apparently they do.”

“It happens pretty frequently. Another big thing is women who donate pants they’ve worn without wearing underwear to protect the clothing from vaginal fluids. People don’t realize that’s a thing most of the time.”

15. Bootleg DVDs.

“I used to work for the Salvos, and early on in my tenure there, we would get loads of these bootleg DVD’s people would pick up in Bali. Those always ended up in the bin because the packaging was just a flimsy plastic envelope and the label printing quality was awful.”

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People Brainstorm How They’d Drink a 12-Pack Everyday for a $1 Million Prize

Every so often, someone comes to AskReddit with a totally absurd hypothetical question. In this case, the question was about how one would manage to drink a 12-pack of beer every single day for a month while still holding down a job. The prize?

A million dollars.

As many Redditors pointed out, drinking a 12-pack every day is just standard for many alcoholics. But for the rest of us? People came up with some truly creative solutions to this truly random problem.

1. Vacation time, duh.

“Use four weeks of vacation and head to Mexico. Drink no other beer but Tecate Light. Come back home. Collect $1 million.”

“Save up a month’s worth of leave. Make the month February. Stay at home and just enjoy media.”

2. Drink light beer.

“My father was a psychiatrist and worked on drug and alcohol wards.

The typical American beer has a alcohol level that is designed to give a buzz but not get you drunk. A twelve pack fits perfectly in this business model.

He treated many functioning alcoholics who drank a case of beer a day.

A twelve pack was the most common amount drunk.”

3. Start right after work ends.

“Drink after work. I’m a reasonably-sized guy with a passable tolerance, I’ll just start as soon as my day ends. Mornings gonna suuuuck but I can live with it for a month for a flat mil.”

4. Or split it up throughout the day.

“Definitely need to split it up and hide some of the drinking. Down a couple when you get up (before you brush your teeth of course). Sneak one over lunch, maybe another around 3 as well. 8 is much more manageable in terms of not ending up rough the next morning.”

“1.wake up one beer get ready for the day

2. 2 beers at lunch time (food slows the absorption of alcohol into the liver)

3. Get home and start cranking as many as you can before dinner at 6 or 7.

4. Hopefully only have 3 left for after dinner which means you’ll be done before 9 with ample time to do prepare yourself so you are not hungover the next day”

5. Or even throughout the night.

“I came up with the same, although I set an alarm for 3 am and pound two then back to bed.”

6. Non-alcoholic beer.

“Make it non alcoholic beer et voila.”

7. Open all the beers at once.

“Open 9 beer and let them flatten in the fridge during work (To prevent being all bloated and gassy). Moment I get off start drinking. Eat dinner while drinking. Follow every 3 beer with water, walk to the grocery store, drunk groceries should naturally grab me alot of carbs which will be good. Also help me walk off alot of calories. Chug a quarter gallon of water before bed (Pee breaks constantly). Go to bed early! alarm set early, sugar and Tylenol ready to go in the morning try to work out before work to burn more calories, lots of veg and lean protein for lunch.”

8. Make a deal with the boss.

“”Hey boss, if I can slam a case of beers every day for a month and don’t get fired I get a hundred grand!” Offer a 50/50 split and boom $950,000 in the pocket.”

9. Work retail.

“Work in retail. Nobody cares.”

“Worked in retail, sent people home for showing up drunk. Didn’t fire them, was more expensive to train someone new who’d also have their own issues that to just send this guy home a couple times a month.”

10. Be a high-functioning alcoholic.

“Start drinking as soon as I get home from work until I go to sleep. Rinse repeat. So no changes really.”

“I drank a 12 pack a day for almost 2 years, the key is to have a drinking problem.”

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This Artist Turns Everyday Objects into Stunning 3D Creations

One Japanese artist is taking the idea of “recycling” to a whole new level, and it is awesome.

Haruki, or @02ESyRaez4VhR2l on Twitter, is an expert at the Japanese art of kirigami. Kirigami is similar to its more well-known cousin, origami. But while origami only involves folding paper into creative shapes, kirigami also involves cutting the paper.

Haruki’s kirigami creations are extra-impressive because he uses the packaging from everyday objects, rather than just regular paper.

He used the box from a Starbucks coffee pod to create a dragon. He even turned the Starbucks mermaid from the logo into a dragon-tamer.

And he turned the packaging from five Pringles cans into five men in suits with Pringles logo faces.

Haruki also turned a couple of Cup Noodle cartons into a full astronaut. Look at the amount of detail in this little guy!

Some of his creations are simple, while others are larger and more elaborate. Once, he made a whole miniature village, complete with storefronts and staircases and people. It required 16 boxes of Charlotte’s chocolates.

Haruki uses packaging from Japan, of course. But you could easily (well, maybe not so easily) use his techniques to make your own unique creations using whatever old packaging you have in your own home.

If you want to get in on kirigami, Haruki uploads step-by-step videos to his YouTube channel and Twitter account to help you along.

Time for a new hobby?

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