Tweets to Make Your Day a Little Bit Better

How would you rate today on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 being horrible, 10 being amazing. No matter where you fall on that scale, these tweets should boost you up by at least a couple of points. Yes, even if you’re at a 10, somehow. Be prepared to experience a 12.

Enjoy these fifteen funny food-for-thoughts from the world of Twitter, and let them brighten your day.

15. Deliver us from destruction

“Wasting” my money on take out because I’m lazy? I think you mean “stimulating the local economy” and a “hometown hero”

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) April 7, 2020

14. S**T: Chapter II

We're living in two Stephen King novels. The Dead Zone and The Stand. If clowns show up I'm done.

— Ron Humphrey (@ron_humphrey) April 10, 2020

13. Flavor is fragile

my housemate just tried to convince me that it's better to season your food AFTER its cooked bc the heating process will break apart the flavor.

— Jack of all Bos, Master of Horse (@TommyRainmaker) April 10, 2020

12. State of the state

bruh

— New Jersey (@NJGov) April 10, 2020

11. Ain’t no laws when you’re drinkin’ claws

If you’re having trouble visualizing 6 feet of distance, I’ve discovered that it is approx. equal to the length of 12 white claw cans pic.twitter.com/vSyUwDzti2

— Logan Guntzelman (@adirtyguntz) April 10, 2020

10. Gonna just Zoom from the Tomb

Jesus: *carefully slides rock back over cave doorway* No thanks

— Brynnester (@brynnester) April 10, 2020

9. Why does everything take effort

It’s like I want fajitas but I don’t want to buy the groceries, prep the meal, cook the food or clean the dishes.

— alexandra nikolajev (@lexniko) December 1, 2019

8. Egg-cellence in broadcasting

Nothing but respect for Cadbury Creme Eggs for playing the same commercial every Spring for the last 26 years

— the drake gatsby (@DrakeGatsby) April 10, 2020

7. Pupper pundits

everything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped pic.twitter.com/hScUTwa9W9

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 16, 2018

6. A window of time

They call it Windows 10 cause it takes 10 hours to do a update

— rclyne (@rclyne02) August 25, 2019

5. Next level cold

my landlord just left a list of homeless shelters on our doors pic.twitter.com/9GHNadOXfz

— ismail (@mrbangyourmum) April 9, 2020

4. We’re all Hollywood insiders

Does anyone else’s wife quiz them about the movie they’re watching with them as if you wrote and produced it yourself? I don’t know why he didn’t just call a taxi, Linda, I’ve got the same information you have.

— The Dad (@thedad) May 9, 2019

3. He pounce

When my cat sees my foot move under the covers pic.twitter.com/CkZYIRtMuY

— Small Town Meme Superstar (@sean_speezy) April 4, 2020

2. Time is an illusion

I honestly have no idea how this happened but I’ve spent 36 hours a day on my phone this week.

— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) April 10, 2020

1. Ask your doctor if giving up is right for you

Saved $300 this month just by making the switch to not taking care of my personal appearance at all

— dizzle_saint_james (@dizzle_st_james) April 10, 2020

If these have failed to raise your day quality by at least 20%, please send all complaints to Twitter. Just at whoever, I’m sure they’ll get it.

Which tweet was your favorite?

Let us know in the comments.

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May 1, 2020

People Discuss What It Would Take to Make Them 100% Happy in Life

This is a difficult question for any person to answer: what would it take to make you 100% happy.

I think some folks out there don’t even believe that a person can be 100% happy…but I guess it all depends on the individual…

Some people want big, grand things in their lives and others want simplicity

Here’s what folks on AskReddit had to say about the matter.

1. Very lonely.

“A friend or, God forbid, a girlfriend.

I’ve been out of college several years now and I’ve been friendless ever since. Hard to be excited about something and have nobody to tell.”

2. All they’ve ever wanted.

“I think finding someone who genuinely loves me for who I am and wants a present and future with me.

That’s all I’ve ever really wanted.”

3. Needing a break.

“Man if I had childcare in this moment I would totally lay down for like 2 hours for a nap!

But I. I am the childcare.”

4. Money issues.

“Being debt-free.

Student loans make up at least 80% of my stress…”

5. A big loss.

“Having my dog. His final vet visit was a couple hours ago.

I’m out of country working so I had to say my goodbyes when I left after Christmas. It’s very difficult by myself.

He was a great pet. He picked our family at 8 weeks. He was well loved and looked after.

His ashes will be joining me when it’s my turn.”

6. Like it used to be.

“My wife to be well again. If she felt better and we could hang out like we used to, I honestly feel like my life would be perfect.”

7. This sounds nice.

“A cabin in the woods, near a river. Solid and beautiful. Lots of windows, and an incredible view. It’ll smell like cedar and pipe tobacco. A simple wood shop, and maybe a small painting studio. A large wood-burning fireplace. A cozy kitchen; nothing fancy.

Really good coffee in mismatched mugs. Plenty of bourbon and wine. Loooots of books, and enough time to actually read them. Walks in the woods with my wife and dog. Fishing, canoeing, and shore lunches. Watching wildlife. Drawing and painting. A nice little town nearby (but just far enough away) with a good bookstore, an old diner, and a lively tavern (need a spot to watch those Packers games).

A well-seasoned and reliable old truck to get us there and back. Long days with my wife, listening to music (on vinyl), laughing, cooking, making love. Never feeling bored, never feeling rushed. Time enough to be able to just be us, and do all those things we never seem to get around to doing.”

8. Three things.

“A cure for writers block, a long attention span, and 3 extra inches in height.”

9. Best wishes to you!

“My daughter being old enough so I can take her home, she was born at 32 weeks, she might be coming home in a week :)!”

10. Need to recapture that.

“To just have energy and enthusiasm again.

It feels like I’ve had very little energy for anything for almost 10 years now. I feel like a passive observer in my life most of the time. Im doing what I’m supposed to, but any enjoyment has long since died.”

11. These are good goals.

“To finish college ( pretty soon), get my optometry degree and become an optometrist in the rural and underserved areas in US.

Also, a significant other who will be there beside me.”

12. Wouldn’t this be nice for everyone?

“Affordable healthcare forreal. I have to wait until I can save up enough to see the ENT again.. last run it went : see specialist, go to imaging center, back to specialist for results (that can be relayed via phone.

Cost $165 just to have him hand me a piece of paper), then to the surgical center. Just to find out what he thought was causing my eustachian tube issues, isn’t the problem. Back to square fucking one with $0.. America, please get your shit together.

I work 50 hours a week, I bust my ass, I haven’t been without a job since I was 15.. I’m in my thirties. At this rate I won’t see 60 because it’ll cost too much to fucking live that long”

13. In a lot of pain.

“No more pain.

I want to be able to check my own mail, take a walk out back, do groceries without using the go cart. Walk without using a cane. Be out of bed for most of the day.

Hell, I’d be 100% happy with 70% less pain.”

14. Here’s the list.

“8-9 hours of sleep every night, at least 4 very good friends and a knowledge of who everyone around me is, being really smart and having a secure job as a marine biologist studying the deep ocean. Also a happy family with kids who I take to get cookies on Fridays.”

15. For my son.

“My son’s doctor to call me and say he is completely cured and will grow up normal and healthy, he can stop any medicine he currently takes (about 16 pills a day for a 2 year old is a lot) and we never have to go back to the doctor.”

16. Go for it!

“Being able to ask out a woman i am attracted to instead of always chickening out.”

17. Another chance.

“Being pregnant again, with the 100% assurance that this time the baby will live.”

18. The good stuff.

“Get hired for a really awesome part time job.

Find a gym buddy I connect with and start exercising again.

Make strides every week in therapy and in managing my addictions.

Meet a great girl who I have tons of chemistry with.

My mom getting really good news about her medical condition and her recovering as close to 100% as possible.

Meeting new friends with healthy habits.”

19. Something to think about.

“Happiness is an inside Job.

I spent many years chasing “the dream.” Dream job, SO, toys, etc. It’s all just stuff. Only when I almost lost everything did I finally wake up and realize what is truly important in this life. Right now.

What are you doing right now to make your life better? No one else is/can make you happy, truly happy. Tomorrow is a wish and yesterday is gone. If you try and live in those two places you are pissing all-over today.”

20. I think a lot of people feel this way.

“Start earning enough money to not be stressed, and to be free of any mental health issues.”

Everyone is different, and that’s one of the things that makes living in the crazy world very interesting!

What about you?

What would make you a completely happy person?

Please share your thoughts with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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May 1, 2020

People Share the Unique Things They Have in Their Homes

What’s the rarest thing you have in your house?

I’m talking about something you have in your home that most people definitely don’t have in theirs…

It could be worth a lot of money, or maybe it’s something that is priceless only to you.

AskReddit users opened up and talked about the rare items they own.

Enjoy!

1. He is missed.

“I got an autograph from Chef Anthony Bourdain.

His was just about the only celebrity death that had a real impact on me.”

2. Memories from my grandfather.

“I have a large storage container filled to the top with McDonald’s toys. Before my grandfather passed away he would go and get a coffee every morning and would get me a toy from there when he got a coffee.

I’ve kept them ever since. I can bring myself to part with them. I have full collections of the Monsters Inc toys, the Lilo and Stitch toys, Winnie the Pooh, Beanie Babies, etc. 90’s and early 2000’s toys. That man was a saint, and my hero.”

3. Talkin’ about money.

“An uncut currency sheet.

It is 50 1 dollar bills that were never cut when the came out of the US Mint.”

4. That is unique.

“8 different copies of the secret garden by Frances Burnett.

It is not my favorite book. I first recieved and read a copy of it when I was 9, so it is a very sentimental book for me.

I have so many copies because I enjoy collecting the more beautiful art styles that it gets published in. As a classic it gets republished very frequently so to prevent me from just buying way too many copies I re-read the book everytime I buy a new one.”

5. How did that happen?

“A balloon that was inflated a couple days before I was born. 17 years later and it has barely lost any air.”

6. Now, that’s old!

“An antique ship anchor from the year 1597.

Dredged up from The river Maas.

Its not a huge anchor from a full sized manowar or something. Those were the size of a house. I think this was from a fishing vessel or a small trade vessel for river trade here in the Netherlands.

Not found by me unfortunately but I bought it from the man who did. Found in the ’70s.

The date it was made is on the anchor. And the mark on it is a kind of “house mark” these marks were used by rich but not noble families, no cost of arms, to mark stuff that was theirs.

Around 60 kg but it’s a guess.

Height: 124 CM Width: 81 CM.”

7. That’s…different.

“A collection of human teeth stuck on a candle.”

8. A piece of history.

“A piece of the Berlin wall.

I have a chunk on my dresser. I got for my mom when we visited Germany last summer because she told me stories of when she lived there, touching the wall was a quick way to get shot. I wanted her to be able to touch the wall and not get shot, so I brought some wall home for her!”

9. Sounds like a classy dwelling.

“A neon sign that says Fuck.

And I’ve got a small version of the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.”

10. That’s rare, indeed.

“A have a custom made Harry Potter wand.

I worked on the Fantastic Beasts 2 film (part of the Harry Potter Universe) and was gifted it by the director and producer. It has my name on it too.”

11. Family heirloom.

“An opal ring that has been passed down in my family for generations.”

12. All kinds of stuff.

“I’ve probably got quite a few, I have a few rather large lumps of obsidian, an alligator’s head, some nearly 100 year old books too.

Two music boxes made to look like San Francisco cable cars, also got an Albert Einstein bobble head (like the ones from Night at the Museum 2).”

13. Gettin’ wild!

“My 80+ Hawaiian shirt collection.

Yea, I’m boring like that.”

14. Signed and all…

“I’ve got a book signed by Cornelius Vanderbilt. I bought it at a used book store for a dollar because it looked cool. Flipped through the first few pages and there it was! It is an inscription from him to his advisor, given as a gift.

Had it authenticated by a Vanderbilt expert (I lived near one of their mansions at the time, and there were several historical sites and museums there with people who knew more than I did)

So that was a fun find.”

15. House of horrors.

“The foot from a real human skeleton. Six human incisors. A mummified bobcat heart. An alligator skull. A muskdeer skull. A human shoulder blade.

A light-up, car-top “funeral” sign, like the one on Joe Bob Briggs fridge, a water buffalo skull, a Cthulhu glow in the dark bank.

I really, really like weird shit.”

16. I’d love to read those.

“Letters written by my great-great-grandfather to his wife in 1917, while he was POW in Russia as part of Austro-Hungarian army at the end of WWI.”

17. Snap into a Slim Jim!

“I have a Macho Man Randy Savage head that was used as a Slim Jim display down at work.

We got an extra one and I asked for it so now he just sits at my desk arms folded staring menacingly, holding pens in the part the Slim Jim would go.”

18. Very strange…

“I have about 1,500 empty perfume bottles.

My girlfriend collects them. I get anxiety walking past them.”

19. This has to be one-of-a-kind.

“A copy of the Quran signed by porn star Ron Jeremy.

I call it the Quran Jeremy.”

20. It still works?!?!

“A working ipod from 2004.”

I’d like to get my hands on some of those items!

How about you?

What do you have in your home that is really rare?

Please share with us in the comments!

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February 29, 2020

People Shared the Most Interesting Random Facts They Know

Twitter can be a real cesspool of terrible news sometimes, but once in a while it really gives us a great thread full of great information.

And this thread is a great example!

This tweet got the ball rolling.

What’s the most random fact you know?

I mean RANDOM random.

— Fleetwood Coupe DeVille (@MsPackyetti) January 28, 2020

And then the responses poured in. Here are 13 of the best.

1. They are cute, though.

Koalas are really really not smart.
If you change the form of their food (put eucalyptus on a plate, for example) they will starve to death rather than eat it bc they can’t recognize it. https://t.co/732YnZKErZ

— Jessi (@OlMumsyJess) January 28, 2020

2. Think about that one…

We live closer to when T. Rex lived than T. Rex did to when Stegosaurus lived. https://t.co/f4UVS5dh10

— Josh (@joshnorthsouth) January 28, 2020

3. Just for you.

When you look at a flower, some of the photons that entered your eye just ended a 100,000-year journey from the center of the sun.

Nobody else sees them.

Just you.

10% of THOSE will give up their energy to cause a chemical reaction that—literally—makes them a part of you. https://t.co/LK339c4jym

— Dustin Miller (@spdustin) January 28, 2020

4. I’m not trying to kill you.

The act of touching glasses to cheers comes from medieval suspicions of poisoning each other, so youd slam mugs together to spill each others drinks into your own to show trust you werent trying to kill them. Europeans man…

— james beard (@beardjam) January 28, 2020

5. Elvis will never die!

they can’t ever close Elvis’ estate unless it stops making money, because he died without a will. there’s a captive law firm that does nothing but Elvis law as a result. https://t.co/Dc3AXWQ9YQ

— Space Witches, Esq. (@popelizbet) January 28, 2020

6. Wooly males.

Just like humans, male sheep have more wool

And the wool quality is higher if the sheep are castrated (not sure if that’s true for humans) https://t.co/1h5mnWBPKm

— Flint Dibble (@FlintDibble) January 29, 2020

7. Just in case.

The stickers on fruit are made to be edible, just in case.

— Tammy Howe (@thowe555) January 28, 2020

8. Times have changed.

The original Black Panther costume had a hole cut out of the mask for the mouth and nose, but higher-ups got worried last second and had the artist fill it in so potential buyers wouldn’t be scared off by a black superhero on the cover. pic.twitter.com/bRp1VFt1qY

— tyler huckabee (@TylerHuckabee) January 28, 2020

9. Who will be the winner?

Great White Shark babies fight and kill each other in the womb. The winner gets to be born.

But upon birth, it has to swim away fast, or else the mama shark will eat it. https://t.co/1dRrHyjDNY

— Syd (@PixScienceCo) January 28, 2020

10. That is mindblowing.

Wilma Flintstone’s maiden name is Slaghoople.

— Kim Brill (@Kim_Brill) January 28, 2020

11. Mystery flavors.

The mystery flavor Dum Dum lollipop originally existed because they didn’t clean the machines between flavors. It was the result of the previous batch mixing with the next one. https://t.co/HNmvMJjpDV

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) January 28, 2020

12. Isn’t that something?

The vertical indentation in the middle area of the upper lip is called the philtrum, which in Greek means “love charm” pic.twitter.com/xapVYKB15c

— Monk E. (@tdm_now) January 28, 2020

13. This changes my entire childhood!

The “tag” in when you play tag stands for “touch and go”

— Leora Wolf-Prusan (@Leorawp) January 28, 2020

Those are great! I feel like I learned something today!

Okay, now it’s your turn, our dear readers. What is the most random, most interesting fact that you know?

Let us know in the comments. Please and thank you!

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February 19, 2020

Parents Share Hilarious Do-It-Yourself Disasters Done by Their Kids

“Do It Yourself” is a good motto to live by for a lot of things, and it’s also good to encourage kids to make their own way in the world.

In these hilarious Twitter responses, parents shared the times their adorable children tried to do things their way…and the results were a little less than spectacular.

But still, good job, kids!

Oh, bless their hearts…

1. The tweet that got the ball rolling.

My nearly three year old has mentioned opening up a mobile nail bar and I feel that if I’m to get behind her then the least I could do is drum up some interest on here. See where it takes her.

She’s got great chat, an eye for colour & this only cost me £1.

DM me if interested. pic.twitter.com/oeuC0N3qLA

— Catriona McNicol (@CatrionaMcNicol) January 26, 2020

2. Making great progress!

Maybe she could team up with my three year old, she’s trying her hand at face (and body) paint pic.twitter.com/DlHTTpiLAP

— Millie Reeves (@PuddleMoon) January 27, 2020

3. Willing to relocate…

It’s she employing? My son’s a makeup artist.
Willing to relocate. pic.twitter.com/iLiTSCtm3M

— Olwethu Leshabane (@Olwe2Lesh) January 28, 2020

4. Let’s partner up.

If she needs a business partner my daughter is available pic.twitter.com/3PmjyXg21q

— Jo Pyrah (@jopyrah) January 28, 2020

5. The top of her game.

Meet my daughter … Hairstylist extraordinaire.

Maybe we could get together and create a full-service salon? pic.twitter.com/qq2ihncEHS

— AU’$ PHINGER (@social_digit) January 28, 2020

6. Nailed it!

Is she looking for a business partner my great niece is also interested in this type of work, my holiday nails pic.twitter.com/W7pc43nyzr

— Norah Quinn (@NorahQuinn63) January 27, 2020

7. What a deal!

Ahh yes, the home salon – here’s what I got when I paid a £1 to my daughter and her friend….. pic.twitter.com/9lzco5ZNoJ

— Al TV (@alexandra_IOW) January 27, 2020

8. On her way!

Mine wanted to be an artist! pic.twitter.com/Dsmp1nOHUp

— Paul Williams (@Paul_D_Williams) January 27, 2020

9. Half girl/Half tiger.

Once upon a time mine wanted to be a tiger pic.twitter.com/eMcLXroNwu

— Dr Penny Carey (@DrPennyC) January 27, 2020

10. This is the big time.

It pleases me greatly to join this club – sadly I am loyal to my current stylist (incidentally, his services are free of charge, and he will even blow your toes dry afterwards)

pic.twitter.com/6d97Syt6n1

— Kelly M Anderson (@star69elvis) January 28, 2020

11. Picture perfect.

Great to see so many talented artists out there. I also know of one if you are ever looking for more staff pic.twitter.com/I16RWPKLMU

— Claire (@mj_film) January 28, 2020

12. Very pleased.

As #makeovers go, I was pleased with the contouring, how my skin looked & felt so good, can you believe the #artist was only 5?!

I had a different experience at the same salon yesterday though, where a different make up artist spat directly in my face #ChalkAndCheese #Kids pic.twitter.com/eEDdERFWRg

— Nayomie James (@NayomieJames) January 28, 2020

13. Might have a millionaire on your hands.

My daughter is a makeup artist. I smell a beauty empire in the making! pic.twitter.com/sobgffCR26

— Court (@Court_The_MUA) January 28, 2020

Wow…these kids definitely deserve an A For Effort, but some of those are a little rough…

Have your kids ever tried to start up their own little gig? How did it go?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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