Nerdy Tattoo Memes to Make You Smile

Tattoos are very serious. A tattoo is a statement. It’s a work of art. It tells the world WHO you ARE.

But what to choose? The sword of Gryffindor? Captain America’s shield? Daniel Levy’s eyebrows? Oh, I can’t decide!

Until you’ve settled on the perfect tattoo from your favorite fandom, enjoy these 13 nerdy tattoos, to make you smile.

1. Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve

No one will ever be able to tell him, “Get a life.”

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2. “Wa-hoo!”

How many coins is that worth?

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3. I don’t know what’s worse

The fact that this exists, or the fact that someone chose to put this on their body.

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4. Now this is funny

Gross, but funny.

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5. Hopeless is right

Romantic, not so much.

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6. Don’t you dare.

They’ll find out on their own. One day.

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7. I’m scared

Confused and scared.

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8. May I write you a check?

Please put down the potato peeler!

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9. What’s wrong with this guy?

He’s just a cute, wittle, chonky tiger.

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10. Now you see it

Now you don’t.

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11. You can never go wrong when you choose Pikachu

To be a piece of you.

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12. You’re missing a Mike.

Clearly this is incomplete…

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13. There he is

The best Mike of them all.

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The Pikachu tattoo is actually pretty cute. I would consider getting that one, and even the life hearts.

If your friend tells you they’re planning to tattoo words on their body, make sure they get someone to proofread before going under the needle.

Do you have a tattoo celebrating your favorite fandom? Tell us all about it in the comments!

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This Minnesota Man Has the World’s Tallest Mohawk

There’s a Guinness World Record for pretty much anything you can think of; if you have a thing and are committed enough to do it bigger and better than anyone else in the world (because there are always a few weirdos just like you), you could find yourself as an entry.

Some things, like the world’s longest tongue, are just strokes of genetic luck (?), while others like being able to crush the most apples with your biceps, and lifting the most weight with your beard, are things you could definitely work toward, if you had a hankering.

The latter category is where Joseph Grisamore of Park Rapids, Minnesota, who is now the world record holder for the tallest mohawk in the world, settled in.

His hair stands at 108.2 centimeters (42.5 inches, or 3.6 feet) tall, according to the official Guinness entry – and this wasn’t his first attempt to make it all the way.

Back in 2006, Grisamore attempted the record but fell short. Time time, with the help of his wife and his mother/hairstylist at Family Hair Affair, he made it all the way.

He had to start from scratch, which means he grew all nearly four feet of that hair in just seven years.

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He takes the record from Eric Hahn of Omaha, Nebraska, who was very gracious in being usurped.

Who knows; maybe he has plans to try again!

If you were going to go for a world record, what would it be?

Muse with us in the comments!

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This is Why Only the U.S. Feels the Need to Refrigerate Their Eggs

I’ll never forget walking through a store in rural Mexico, rounding the end of the aisle, and stopping in my tracks at the sight of cartons of eggs just sitting out in the open. They were room temperature, and no one was freaking out!

I pointed them out to my American friend but we both kind of shrugged, chalking it up to our lack of experience with international travel. It wasn’t until later that I thought to wonder why their eggs didn’t need to be cold, and whoo boy, when I found out the States are one of the only places in the world who thinks they do?

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Mind. Blown.

If you scroll through social media and search the topic, you’ll find people here and there having their own aha! moments, when they, too, realized that maybe Americans are the weird ones.

To be fair, that realization can come from lots of things and practices, not just eggs, but let’s stick with that for right now, eh?

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TikTok user @maureensparrow realized that this was a thing not everyone knew about or understood and made a video that breaks down the reasons behind the egg-storing differences between America and the rest of the world.

Basically, it’s because of salmonella.

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The Department of Agriculture in the U.S. says that, in order to stop possible spread of salmonella from infected eggs, those eggs have to be sanitized before being passed on to consumers.

The sanitizing process in the U.S. strips the natural protective coating on the eggs, which is why they then need to be stored in the fridge to prevent bacteria from growing in the warmer temperatures.

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Other countries go about preventing salmonella in other ways, like vaccinating chickens, that don’t affect the egg itself.

Since those eggs have never been washed or chilled or otherwise stripped of their protective coating, they don’t have to be refrigerated in order to stay safe.

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So, there you have it! Such a simple answer to a question that stops so many of us in our tracks.

I guess that’s usually how it is, huh?

What other big questions do you have about how things work differently around the world? Ask them in the comments!

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Tweets That Will Put a Big Smile on Your Face

If you’re in the mood for some lighthearted tweets that will make your day a little bit better, look literally no further because we’ve got them. Right here.

Exciting, right? All the magic of Twitter right on your very phone?! It’s never been done before! But that’s the kind of innovation that we’re committed to here, so you’re welcome.

Enjoy these ten random tweets that will put a smile on your face.

10. What?

It works even better if you make sure to get a really awkwardly laid out house.

9. Upstairs, downstairs

Once you cross that threshold your mind just gets erased, there’s nothing we can about it.

8. Dark jokes

“Eventually they’ll realize how long they’ve been talking.” – me, an idiot, every time

7. Notice of absence

I could use this as a sign on every door.

6. Nobody likes a snitch

What, is that guac comin’ outta your paycheck or something?

5. Let me be clear

Tag yourself, I’m all the boats.

4. Acronym acceptance

If you could find your way clear to lmfao that would be even better.

3. Butter living

“This is gonna spread real nice on all my garbage.”

2. The power twins

They’ve been some sort of oracles all along, and we just couldn’t see it.

1. Work it

The greatest and most consistent lie ever told.

Gotta love a tweet that can pack that much funny into such a small package. How do they even do it? We can’t know, there’s just no way to know.

Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes Guaranteed to Make You Crack a Smile

Why so glum? Feeling blue? Angry at the world? Let’s take a moment to decompress.

Sometimes self-care looks like taking five deep breaths. Sometimes it looks like yoga. And sometimes it looks like memes.

If you’re looking for a lift, these 12 memes just might make you crack a smile.

1. What marks a true friendship

Did you hear that Tiffany got caught cheating on Matt? Omg let me tell you all about it…

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2. It’s called a “coping mechanism”

And yes, I know, if I saw a therapist, I could learn some healthier ones.

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3. No turning back now

You made your choice.

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4. God, I hope not

Brings a whole new meaning to “baby-faced.”

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5. We all do this, right?

Listening to music or meditating might make for a more relaxing moment of self-care.

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6. Hey, me too

This is why leggings are a thing.

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7. Happiness is morning and evening

Daytime and nighttime tooooo.

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8. I feel seen

In more ways than one.

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9. hOWL-ow can you go?

The expression on that last one.

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10. Do I want the salad or the pasta?

What did the person before me order? Ah, I’ll just get the same thing!

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11. Food pwease

May I have some more?

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12. I hope they’re ok

I’d feel somewhat responsible if they’re not…

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Wasn’t that nice?

Your problems haven’t been fixed, but maybe now that you’ve taken a moment to step away from whatever is stressing you out, you can go back to it with a clearer head and a lighter heart.

Or, if you’re still feeling anxious, try calling up that close friend for some hot gossip.

Do you ever get stressed when ordering a meal? Let us know in the comments!

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“The Set up vs. the Shot” Photos from Your Favorite Disney Movies

How would Disney characters film some of their most memorable moments if they were a part of our world?

These 12 “the Set up vs. the Shot” memes created by artist Andhika Muksin imagines just that.

They depict what our favorite Disney characters might have had to go through when filming some of their most fantastical scenes. It’s a whole new world of hilarity.

1. Forget the fairy godmother

Investing in a ring light will transform your whole set up.

2. It’s all about perspective

And that strategic lighting.

3. Look who’s helping Tiana get that sunbeam effect!

Tiana has arrived.

4. Roarrrr!

Did we get the shot?

5. It’s called movie magic

We can’t always rely on real genies to get things done.

6. Is she even a real mermaid?!

I don’t know what to believe anymore.

7. The guy who played carpet is up for an Oscar

I’m glad they’re finally getting the recognition they deserve.

8. I see feet!

She didn’t even have to get out of bed.

9. Can you paint with all the colors of the green screen?

So, really, just green.

10. This one is my favorite

Unfortunately, this was not Alice’s favorite scene to film.

11. What’s my motivation?

You’re a horse, Dave. Just, be a horse.

This is genuinely one of the funniest and most creative things I’ve seen in a while!

If you want more Disney-themed memes, head on over to Andhika Muksin’s Instagram account.

Which Disney scene would you like to see reimagined as a film shoot? Let us know in the comments!

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If You Only Had 30 Minutes to Hide From a Nuclear Blast, Where Would You Go? Here’s What People Said.

This sure isn’t the most pleasant question you’ve ever been asked, but we still want to know what people would say, right?

And, hopefully (fingers crossed), we’ll never have to actually worry about this, but we’re gonna dive in!

If you had 30 minutes to hide from a nuclear blast, where would you go?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Hopefully that wouldn’t happen.

“The Eisenhower tunnel on I-70 in Colorado (1.7 miles long).

Unless it turns into Stephen King’s “The Stand”…”

2. It might work?

“I’d always heard a basement of a library is good because books may absorb some radiation.”

3. You don’t have to go anywhere!

“I work at a nuclear pharmacy which has dosimeters, geiger counters, potassium iodide tablets, Radiac spray, PPE and lead, and the break room/office is an extra vault that was made to house a particle accelerator (known as a cyclotron).

I’m at work right now. So, assuming I’m safe from the initial blast radius, I’d probably go sit at my desk, scroll through Reddit and watch the world end.”

4. Out in the country.

“The nearest city is over 30 miles away, and it’s all open country from where I am and for at least another 10 miles to the mountains in the other direction.

Either I’d jump in the truck and try to make it to the mountains thru the reservation or crawl under the house and hope for the best.”

5. Secret spot.

“There is an old building near me that has a basement. I know what boards to move to get into the basement from the outside.

It’s the only building I know of within about 100 miles that is entirely reinforced brick masonry with a basement, and I’m sure I’d spend the apocalyptic event chatting with several homeless people who also know about the board.

We’d all survive though.”

6. That’s where I’ll be.

“There’s a building at the college I work at that goes 80 feet underground and has 6 foot thick inward sloping concrete walls

I’ll be in there.”

7. All over the place.

“Pretty easy, I would just go to my nearest bomb shelter. They are all over the place here in Finland and can house up to 4 million people (so more than enough room for the entire urban population) .

Every metro station also doubles as a bomb shelter, and I can walk to one of those within 10 minutes so I would probably chill there (there are probably a bunch of shelters even closer to me though but could be busy).

You can actually walk across a lot of Helsinki centre completely underground (I often do when it is raining), the underground network of tunnels is huge. And all bomb proof.

Finland actually has one of the most thorough civil defense programs in the world.”

8. Fallout shelter.

“There’s a fallout shelter in a bank about a mile down from where I live that was built back in the 1960s.

I’d probably yank some snacks and a bottle of Jack from the kitchen and sprint down there, then hunker down for a few days.

If it’s locked, then… well… I can polish off the Jack and wait for the fireworks.”

9. Sounds like you’ll be fine.

“If I knew it was coming, I’d just drive away. Distance makes all the difference with nuclear blasts.

I’m close to mountains in the outer suburbs of a big city, I’d drive in that mountain direction as we often have winds from there. Minimal fallout that way too.

If leaving the city was not an option, I’d just hit up my basement. It’s below ground enough that I think I’d be fairly safe.”

10. Now I’m sad.

“I’d gather my dogs and cats and go up to our bedroom and cuddle my husband.

Give the doggies and kitties some treats on the bed and hope they don’t jump off so that my last moments are a cuddle fest.”

11. Wait for it.

“I’d grab a six pack, grab a chair and sit outside calling my family and friends while waiting for the end.

I’m not suicidal but any world that would exist after my city gets bombed would be unrecognizable and probably not worth surviving for.”

12. Pedal to the metal.

“I’d drive like crazy for 30 minutes.

If I drive at 100km/hour, I would be 50km from the center of the explosion. A good distance.’

13. It’s under control.

“Switzerland.

They have the 110% capacity of their population in bunkers so there’s room for me.”

14. To the library!

“There is an old library built in the 1960’s less than a mile from my house with a basement fallout shelter.

I know because I always see the old 1960’s fallout shelter signs and consider stealing one but the potential of getting caught and being banned from the library for the rest of my life stops me every time.”

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about when you told a lie that spiraled out of control.

Please and thank you!

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Enjoyable Tweets to Pleasantly Waste Your Time

I’ve spent a lot of time on Twitter today. Also I did that yesterday. And the day before that. Look, it’s been a weird year, let’s just say I’ve had more time than usual on my plate and that site has a way of sucking you in. Don’t judge me. There are so many tweets!

What keeps me coming back for more of course are the funny ones, some of which I’d like to pass onto you right now, so that you can share in my addiction and I feel a little less weird about it.

10. Personal problems

I may or may not have lied about this a lot.

9. Fully committed

This is a moment of either ardent determination or total despair.

8. I Lourve it

These prompts are getting way, way too specific.

7. Rise up

Who, me? Nah I’m doin’ great. Living the dream.

6. Stick together

If you’re feeling fried, well so am I.

5. Recovery periods

By 50 if you blink wrong you have to go to the hospital.

4. The cow says…

I was really anticipating some sort of Dr. Dolittle situation to arise at some point.

3. Not my type

Where no one will ever, EVER read them…

2. Sweetie pie

Just another lovely little slice of life story.

1. Captain Ravioli

I don’t know why I relate to this so hard but I do.

It’s a pleasant little diversion, Twitter. Just don’t go anywhere near politics while you’re visiting. Your head will explode.

Who are your favorite people to follow for Tweets?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 Memes to Make Your Day a Whole Lot Better

Have you had a crappy day? We’re sorry to hear that. You know what always makes me feel better? Like, ALWAYS always? Memes.

Why don’t you enjoy some memes with me now? That way we’ll both feel better.

15. Duck duck gone

I’m on the edge…of glory…

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14. In a word

Also I’m very hard to pronounce.

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13. Brown town

Ignore the fact that I’m lying next to the street.

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12. Mind readers

Could you sell me something that makes me feel way less creeped out by you?

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11. The devil inside

Ok but both of these pictures are super disturbing to me.

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10. Once again

And they don’t even have good snacks there.

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9. Early to bed

I’m tryin’ to get me some of that healthy, wealthy, and wise action.

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8. Represent

It’s time for the airing of the grievances.

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7. Shut in

I guess I didn’t mean PEOPLE people.

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6. Liquid appreciation

There must be some other arrangement we could come to.

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5. Filler material

I’m also an oxygen consumer, does that count for something?

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4. Raise the roof

Just leave me here, this is the end of my road.

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3. The waiting game

Maybe I don’t even need an income…

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2. Sneak attack

And leave myself vulnerable to the army of monsters that still stalk me as an adult? I think not.

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1. Walk it out

He’s either getting some hot gossip or going through a divorce.

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I don’t know about you, but I feel a lot better. Behold the healing power of memes.

What always makes your day a little better?

Tell us in the comments.

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Random Tweets to Make You Laugh

Today’s selection of tweets is something special, in that there’s no rhyme or reason to any of them, nor any connective thread other than that they are funny.

And if you need more than that from a tweet, you’re too high-maintenance of a person.

So for everybody else, let’s just laugh.

15. Seeing red

When you’re here, you’re family.

14. Do the math

I need to know what let up to this epic battle.

13. Judge not

How’s come you won’t evaluate me based on what I feel like I probably am?

12. Quick fix

Please hold, your call is very important to us.

11. Spill the beans

It’s all the same ingredients in different combinations.

10. The daily grind

This is very, very alarming.

9. Alienating questions

Boy, this is a fun little throwback to a simpler time, huh?

8. Mythical creatures

Excuse me, how high are you right now?

7. Try, try again

God bless these terrible cultural nostalgia cycles.

6. Mr. Pots

No, they’re right, this required your attention.

5. Everybody gets one

God abandoned us long ago and we absolutely deserved it.

4. Let them eat cake

Well next time maybe you’ll be more specific.

3. Going through a lot

And the idiot next to me is parked over the line.

2. The ultimate revenge

That’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out.

1. The real MVP

And all the haters doubted him.

That’s at least fifteen laughs right there. An infinite value for no dollars down. What a time to be alive.

Who are your favorite funny people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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