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Hilarious Moments from the World of Tinder

What’s going on with Tinder?

There’s dating and conversations and hookups, sure, but like, there’s also this entire weird culture around it. Flirting and game playing and pranking and…venmo panhandling? It’s a lot, so if you’re gonna open that app back up, be ready for anything.

Here are fifteen of the types of anything you might want to prepare yourself for in the world of tinder.

15. Duck buddies

Um. Are we just gonna ignore the plane and the building emojis?

I had an interesting experience from Tinder

14. 6’3

I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but this guy is 6’3.

The trick to a good bio is letting people know a lot about you from Tinder

13. Crab onto opportunity

When you got the facts, you just gotta share ’em.

Fucking love crabs, man from Tinder

12. Evolutionary process

I didn’t think tinder would be the pinnacle of biological progress, but here we are.

Its shark week! from Tinder

11. A sense of adventure

Bringing out the big guns right away.

Is it even a date if no one dies at the end? from Tinder

10. A part of me

I mean, you’re not wrong.

I mean??? from Tinder

9. That adds up

Math nerds were made for each other.

She’s not obtuse from Tinder

8. You should pay, pal

I kinda wonder how well this is going for her.

She unmatched with me immediately from Tinder

7. Basic genetics

Asked and answered, I suppose.

He didn’t even get my joke ? from Tinder

6. Waking up in Vegas

That embarrassing moment when you both show up to the party wearing the same name.

When you are a lesbian with a common name from Tinder

5. A horse of a different color

This guy is too hot to trot.

She said she liked horses and dad jokes. from Tinder

4. You blue it

This is what happens when you copy/paste the same line for all your matches.

My pictures show very clearly that my eyes are brown from Tinder

3. Dog-gone

Is your mutual disinterest in each other technically something you have in common?

we both matched with ulterior motives. from Tinder

2. Rhyme time

Not a perfect rhyme, but a solid effort.

The first creative thought I’ve had… from Tinder

1. It’s the pits

I’d sooner commit to a lifetime of matrimony than matching tattoos.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce I’ve beat the game. from Tinder

Honestly, I’d swipe right on every single one of ’em.

What’s been your weirdest tinder experience?

Tell us in the comments.

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Woman Was Mocked for Her Dress on Tinder, So a Fashion Retailer Put Her Picture on Their Site

It’s upsetting how rude people are to strangers online these days. I guess it’s nothing new, but it’s still sad to see how people get cut down when they put themselves out there on social media.

But sometimes, there’s a happy ending to those bad interactions.

Take the case of a young woman named Thea Chippendale. She lives in the UK and, like millions of other people out there, she was on a dating app looking to find a love connection.

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What she found instead was an incredibly rude insult from a man named George, who said she was “a bit of a joke” and that her dress in her photo on Tinder was “not doing any favours.”

Wow. What a dick.

Chippendale decided to tweet about her interaction with this man and her tweet went viral in a big way.

Well, things took a very interesting turn from there. A huge fashion company called ASOS caught wind of Chippendale’s tweet and they responded to her.

And then things went a step further. Chippendale said, “The CEO of ASOS, Nick Beighton, invited me down to their HQ where him and the amazing ASOS staff gave me a tour of how ASOS works and all the different departments they have. They also gave me a makeover and I got to have a little photoshoot with their photographers – it was an amazing experience.”

Take a look at this! Who do you think got the last laugh here?

We love this story!

Now we want to hear from the readers out there.

What do you think about this story?

Have you ever had someone really insult you or your looks on a dating app or a social media site?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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These Juggalo Dating Profiles Will Make You Say “Whoop Whoop!”

Juggalos need love, too.

Also, they are very unique human beings.

For those of you who don’t know what a Juggalo is, here’s the definition:

“A Juggalo is a fan of the group Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.”

They’re a very interesting subculture and you better believe that they’re out there on dating sites looking to find a Juggalo partner for life.

Let’s dig in to these dating profiles and meet these colorful characters.

Whoop whoop!

1. Maybe he’s a catch?

You’ll never know until you give him a shot, ladies.

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2. An open and honest man.

Deal with it.

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3. That’s all you need to know about this guy.

Seems like a decent fella.

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4. Grandma seems happy.

No diseases, please.

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5. The total package.

Take it all in, people.

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6. Trying to read his profile gave me a headache.

But his hair and face paint really seal the deal.

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7. Okay, this one is a little bit…odd…

Any takers out there?

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8. I get the feeling he enjoys sexual intercourse.

“I’m not currently doing anything with my life.” Amazing.

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9. Read below to see her credentials.

I’d love to introduce her to Mother.

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10. Short and sweet.

We’ve got a sensitive one, here.

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11. He has lofty goals.

But he’s still livin’ that Juggalo life!

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12. All dressed up.

Would you like to join him on his typical Friday night?

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Whoop whoop!

So what did you think of those profiles? Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game, okay?

Tell us what you think in the comments.

And if you’re a Juggalo, we’d REALLY love to hear from you!

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15 Funny Bumble Conversations That Pretty Much Sum up Online Dating

Have you spent any time participating in online dating? It can be kind of a crapshoot. And by crapshoot, I mean that you encounter a lot of weird people and odd situations. And some funny stuff, too, once in a while.

The Instagram account Overheard Bumble compiles funny conversations from that dating site, and here are 15 examples that will make you laugh, cry, and shake your head.

1. That’s very important.

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some things we find important in a relationship: that our partner has a bed frame, that they know how to set up an HDMI cable, that their screen time is less than 4 hours a day, that their lips have never touched a juul, that they know the difference between they’re/their/there, everyday/every day, you’re/your, that they wake up at the first ring of their alarm, that they’re not a person who shoots out of their seat when the plane lands, that they’re not influenced by social media advertising, that they don’t bother us when we’re meditating, that their meditating doesn’t take away from the daily attention we require, that they own fewer than 1 non weather specific hat, that they travel domestically without checking a bag, that they don’t have keyboard sounds activated on their phone, that they love us despite our innumerable checklist of prereqs! *these are opinions (subjective!); don’t bash us in the comments if you don’t agree, please!!! but feel free to drop some things you find important in the comments* ?❤ #OpinionsAreOurOwn #overheardbumble

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2. Ouch…

3. That might be the reason.

4. At least they’re honest.

5. You might get lucky!

6. Can’t be seen with you in public.

7. Hahahahaha.

8. Ghosted again.

9. Phone’s about to die.

10. Took a while to respond.

11. Now that is love.

12. Zing!

13. A good comeback.

14. Time well spent.

15. A killer opening line. 

Do you have any funny/awful/embarrassing/ridiculous online dating stories?

Tell us all about it in the comments so we can all feel your pain!

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This Map Shows the Cost of a Date Night in Every State

Maybe you can put a price on love…

Have you been on any dates lately? The money can really add up.

Recently, I took a girl out for a nice meal (Sonic Drive-In) and then to a free Bingo Extravaganza at the local Knights of Columbus Hall. I wonder why I haven’t heard back from her yet…

Anyway, the point is that dating in this day and age is EXPENSIVE. Obviously, taking a date out for a night on the town varies from state to state because of the cost of living, but across the board, it’s pretty pricey.

Match.com crunched the numbers, and in some places, a date is gonna hit you in the wallet harder than others.

A lot harder.

The top five most expensive states for a date night are:

New York, $297.27

New Jersey, $259.60

Hawaii, $239.95

Connecticut, $230.34

California, $226.35

It’s probably no surprise that the tri-state area around New York has three of the top-five most expensive entries. Although…$200??

The two least expensive states for date night? South Dakota and North Dakota, at $38.27 and $42.43, respectively. Those cold and snowy Dakotas aren’t looking that bad right now, are they?

Of course, the amount of money people spend on dates is going to vary wildly. Some folks prefer to be big spenders and wine and dine a guy or gal and drop hundreds of dollars. Others prefer to take a walk along the beach or go on a long bicycle ride together.

And, let’s face it: if you’re with the right person, getting stuck in an elevator can turn out to be a good time. Good luck out there in the dating world!

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These 25 People All Realized They Were Dating Idiots

When these 25 people realized the person they’d been dating was a total and complete MORON, they had a REVELATION.

Of course, then they had to decide whether or not it was a dealbreaker…and it wasn’t, for some.

25. My friend’s 8yo said the same thing.

The wife said there was so much Sodium, they just put OMG. from funny

24. Talk about a bad omen.

My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book. from funny

23. He’s surely someone’s idea of Jesus.

My Gf asked me why do I have a Jesus figure from funny

22. Those are some clean streets.

My wife texted to tell me her car smelled like it was burning. Turns out she drove 18 miles with my push-broom under her car. from funny

21. This really made me laugh.

My friend’s wife doesn’t understand perspective. from funny

20. Yikes.

My girlfriend, who’s in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience, moved into her dorm yesterday and was having trouble setting up the Apple TV I bought her… from facepalm

19. But truly this is just a cute story to tell the kids and grandkids.

I proposed to my GF this weekend and proceeded to drop the ring down a gopher hole from funny

18. To be fair, gaming isn’t everyone’s thing.

Wood from gaming

17. Do you think they even have a dog?

Asked bf to put away our dog after letting the dog out to pee. He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilauded at the hospital for a kidney stone. Bf was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely. from funny

16. I definitely wouldn’t have gone to the hospital. Just bye.

I swallowed a tweezers. My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I said ‘Did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?’ He said ‘Of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?’ from funny

15. Maybe she was just fantasizing?

Friend sends me pic of his new truck, my GF wanted to know why it had a little Waffle House in the back. from funny

14. Bless her heart indeed.

My wife thought she bought me socks with palm trees on them. Bless her heart, she had no idea. from funny

13. Maybe she’s trying to explain irony.

My wife got our daughters matching shirts. ಠ_ಠ from funny

12. It literally says 0% of what he asked for right on the bottle.

Asked wife to pick up some bleach while she was out doing errands. Her exact words after I looked at this like WTF was “It was a little pricy but at least it smells good and not like all the other bleach.” from facepalm

11. It’s not a lottery ticket ffs.

My wife complained there was no code on the scratch card she was given.. from funny

10. And you married her.

Not sure the wife understands what freezer bags are for… from funny

9. Something is certainly damaged.

I asked my girlfriend how badly her screen was cracked after she dropped her phone… she sent this from funny

8. For your Chanukah/Christmas hybrid party.

My gf wondered why I bought plates for Christmas that said "OH OY OH" on them… I had to tell her she was holding them upside down from funny

7. I don’t know if she’s a psycho, but she’s definitely odd.

My psycho girlfriend uses a timer to wake up instead of an alarm from funny

6. On the upside, at least she’s lucky.

My wife using an outlet. from mildlyinfuriating

5. Do not marry this guy unless you want him to be your first child.

4. The floors look nice, but she’s going to need a rescue team.

I’ve heard of "painting yourself into a corner" but my wife took it a step further. I don’t even know… from funny

3. Suitable for children.

Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She’s too innocent. from funny

2. Only one of you is going to survive the apocalypse.

I told my wife to set a reminder on her phone. Apparently we have different ideas of what that means. from funny

1. Wow. That’s all I’ve got.

 

No arguments from me on the idiot part!

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20 Hilarious Tinder Profiles Created by One Man (Before He Got Banned From Tinder)

Back in my single days, having just a single Tinder profile was honestly exhausting so I can’t even imagine how someone could create/keep up with more than that. And yet this guy clearly doesn’t think so, and also probably has wayyy too much time on his hands.

Tinder use Jake made more than 30 profiles on the dating app before Tinder finally banned him for good.

I really hope at least one of these got him a date.

1. Here are the chances

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2. A sweet poem

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3. It’s worth it

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4. That should do it

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5. Just swipe

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6. Awwww

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7. Special delivery

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8. Don’t get ghosted

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9. One shot

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10. Did that attract anyone?

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11. Can’t keep us apart

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12. See what he did there?

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13. Getting political

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14. The Rocket Man

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15. Classic

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16. Too good to resist

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17. Lots of baggage

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18. RIP Leg Day

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19. Impressive

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20. No, Leo

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If that profile pic with Kim Jong-un doesn’t get him a woman, I don’t know what will…

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20 of the Greatest Tinder Profiles We’ve Ever Seen

You’ve gotta spend a LOT of time on dating apps before you find someone you’d actually consider meeting up with. On the other side of that, it also takes more effort than ever to get noticed and stand out from the crowd.

If you’re lucky, you’ll come across some folks like these with funny and unique profiles.

1. Some kind words

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2. Sense of humor is a must

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3. Get it?

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4. Judy!

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5. She’s a gem

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6. That’s weird?

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7. Ouch

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8. Don’t mess with her

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9. Hey o!

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10. Pros and cons

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11. What a gentleman

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12. Reviews

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13. What to expect

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14. All sound like good options

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15. Needs a new companion

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16. Bless her heart

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17. LOL

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18. Not smelly

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19. You got Rick rolled

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20. No nudes

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Are you looking for love? Any luck?

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15 of the Pettiest Reasons People Have Swipe Left on Dating Apps

Dating has always been tough, but in the modern age, it seems to have become more complicated than ever! Now we have the option to not even have to look someone in the face as we reject them. All it takes is a simple swipe.

Sure, it’s easier in some ways, but it’s also kind of impersonal and allows people to be pettier than ever

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Me? I used to decline anyone who had no “last book read” in that section of their profile.

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In the interest of science and love and all that, check out 15 reasons people give for automatically swiping left.

#1. Netflix and pizza, plz.

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#2. In theory.

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#3. Hard pass.

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#4. Somewhere in between but I’m not mad.

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#5. Save that particular torture for parenthood.

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#6. So much.

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#7. I don’t see the problem.

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#8. A list of grievances.

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#9. You don’t know me.

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#10. Dont @ me.

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#11. Stop it.

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#12. I don’t need to date anyone who’s going to make me feel bad about myself.

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#13. You’re too much work.

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#14. I don’t want to do that.

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#15. Fail.

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Good luck out there. It’s rough!

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15+ Times Tinder Made Us Say ‘Holy Sh*t’ This Year

The world of online dating is pretty rough. Tinder, in particular, seems to be the butt of a lot of jokes – for good reason. It’s such a low-stakes situation – say something weird and get rejected? No worries, you can always just swipe on and match with someone else!

The Instagram page Tinder Nightmares has 2 million followers and it serves up the most awkward, hilarious, and painful Tinder conversations imaginable.

Get a load of these…

1. STD? Really?

2. Hahahahaha

3. Just one night baby

4. A little too early for that

5. Wow

6. Favorite President?

7. Blew it

8. Oh he did it

9. Classy gent

10. Relax…

11. Burned

12. No thanks

13. That’s all she wrote

14. Can’t count yet

15. Kind of disgusting

16. Need to change that name

17. Here’s the proof

18. Paranoia

19. Hmmmm

20. Please don’t tell me that worked

Nightmares, indeed.

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