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15 Times Florida News Headlines Baffled Us All

Oh, boy, here we go…

Webster’s Dictionary defines Florida as “Some sort of hot swamp full of tigers, maybe.”

The definition can’t go into much more detail than that because to date, nobody who has entered Florida has ever escaped to tell the tale.

Looking at these headlines, though, we might just get a bit of a glimpse inside…

15. Get a leg up

And it would’ve gotten away from him too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

Source: MSN

14. The fruitcake

Why are you laughing? WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON’T?

Source: Click Orlando

13. The most important meal

She crawled so that future Karens could run.

Source: Action News Jax

12. Hole in one

Whatever it takes to keep that score low.

Source: UPI

11. Going up?

“Can you please open up, I’m very late.” – alligator, probably

Source: MSN

10. Beneath the mask

Yeah, you should join, we have these ceremonies where we just sorta keep our distance and we worship the concept of not dying a preventable death.

Source: Fox 35 Orlando

9. Mist me

He a little confused but he got the spirit.

8. Something squirrelly

Genuinely, it’s my job to write funny little remarks about these things, but what could I possibly add to this masterpiece?

Source: Sun Sentinel

7. You kid

I don’t think I’d like to know any more about this.

Source: AP News

6. Spray it out loud

Yeah, not super sure that’s how viruses work.

Source: KIRO 7

5. Sign of the times

You know you can just like…easily lift those out of the ground right?

Source: News Channel 8

4. Polly want a cracker

I will be reading this article in full later, thank you very much.

Source: Tampa Bay Times

3. Whatcha gonna do?

He played the ol’ reverse card on ’em. Now it is THEY who are the bad boys.

Source: Click Orlando

2. Full contact

Well, you get what you pay for, I guess.

1. Thou shalt not steal

This sounds way more exciting than the church I grew up in.

Source: Daily Mail

If you’re feeling adventurous, maybe give Florida a chance. Later. For…obvious reasons.

What’s the strangest thing about where you live?

Tell us in the comments.

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What is Going On in Florida? Hilarious Headlines From the Sunshine State.

Quick question – what in the hell is going on in Florida?

I know the whole “Florida Man” thing is a meme, but the meme comes from real headlines, and every time I see one I’m like…is that place legit? Like, does it exist? I could swear I myself have been there multiple times, and yet…

I mean, look at these.

15. Money talks

Our government is working great, why do you ask?

Source: Fox 35 Orlando

14. Can you smell what we’re cookin?

It’s good to have your priorities straight.

Source: ABC News

13. The cheer squad

When you have no idea what’s happening but you wanna support your team.

12. Cut and dry

Well this changes EVERYTHING for me.

Source: Click Orlando

11. Have a seat

The kids are most definitely not alright.

10. Droning on

I appreciate the effort but I really need it IN the bathroom right now if you know what I’m sayin’.

Source: MSN

9. Irresistible

Chicken of the sea and of the land, fight.

Source: Orlando Weekly

8. Cool it

If you wanna keep being a dad of any description I’d suggest not doing this.

Source: Click Orlando

7. I am the night

I mean, I guess we can’t technically prove him wrong.

Source: KIRO 7

6. Getting high

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Source: Click Orlando

5. “Weird primary”

And this was when we were just getting started.

4. Life’s a beach

I like that they gave him a mic.

Source: Fox 8

3. Bloody good time

Some people take the celebration of Passover very, very seriously.

Source: WAFF 48

2. The food chain

Maybe just stay out of the water, my dude.

Source: USA Today

1. Candles in the wind

Is this really the time for a vigil?

Source: WFLA Tampa

Florida, whether you’re really a state in the union or you’re just a myth, I salute you. Ya absolute weirdos.

What’s the strangest thing about where you live?

Tell us in the comments.

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According to a University of Pennsylvania study…

According to a University of Pennsylvania study, you are more likely to remember the news if it is delivered in concert with jokes. The rise of comedy-news programs, like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert or John Oliver, may actually help inform the public. A new neuroimaging study using fMRI suggests that humor might make news and […]

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Amusing Tweets About the Sh*t Show That Is the Reopening Process

I think it’s safe to say that this whole crisis has officially turned into a shit show and has been totally botched by the people in charge.

I’m not going to name any names, but I think you can probably figure that out for yourself.

And now, with all the talk of reopening, some people are venturing out more to restaurants, bars, salons, etc. But a whole helluva lot of folks aren’t ready for that yet because this thing seems to be getting even worse.

Here are some funny posts about what people are really thinking about this whole reopening thing right now…

1. Never mind…

You shouldn’t have said that out loud.

2. I’m with you on this one!

Let’s have another drink!

3. He’s slowly losing his mind…

But I wouldn’t mind going to see a movie sometime soon…

4. Yeah! What the hell?!?!

Could’ve been doing this all along?

5. On second thought…

Let’s just back up for a second…

6. Bored AF.

Well, at least we’re alive.

7. There’s no going back now.

It’s a lifestyle that is now permanent.

8. Just a fraction of what it used to be.

It used to be 1,500 pages.

9. Man, I hope that’s a joke.

It’s a joke, right?

10. Not so fast…

Let’s think this over again…

11. Let’s do it!

Our time to shine!

12. Does this describe you?

Sounds mixed up, but it really isn’t…

13. Sounds pretty terrifying.

Are you willing to risk it?

How are you holding up right now?

How has your life changed and have you tried to do anything in regard to places reopening?

Talk to us in the comments and please stay safe out there!

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15+ People Who Were Actually Fooled by Fake News in 2018

Fake news is one of the saddest, most defining feature of our times. Sometimes, it’s just harmless fun, but it can easily turn into much worse.

We’re currently living in an alternate universe where up is down and black and white, so we might as well have some fun! Also, for some reason people have no idea what sarcasm is and what The Onion is all about.

And these examples of people falling for fake news are pretty damn funny.

1. How could anyone believe this?

Photo Credit: Twitter

2. S-U-N

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3. May have a screw loose

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4. Not realistic

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5. I support this

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6. Big mistake

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7. “Scientists”

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8. They’re all empty now

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9. A lovely story

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10. That’s not real

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11. That is rude

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12. No sh*t

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13. He does it all

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14. Disgusted by this development

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15. I think she’ll do great

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16. Just throw it in

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17. Really, really low

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18. Yay!

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19. Very sad

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20. Vegan Simba

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Sad!

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