Millennial dads are spending 3 times as much times with their kids than their fathers spent with them. Back in 1982, 43% of fathers admitted they’d never changed a diaper. Today, that number is down to about 3%.
13 Things Millennials Grew up with That Today’s Kids Have No Idea About
It’s time for some Millennials to feel old for once…
Because these young kids today have NO CLUE about the technology that Millennials grew up with.
To them, the gadgets look like alien objects sent from another planet in a galaxy far away. Or something like that.
Enjoy these tweets and just remember. WE’RE ALL GETTING OLD.
1. A record player?
i just asked my sister what this is, she said 'record player?' I WAS LAUGHIN TOO HARD SHE WAS YELLING "WHAT? WHAT IS IT? A TV?" yall im done https://t.co/AfpFdPEI62
— marina (@marinap_13) July 28, 2017
2. All the way back during the Civil War…
The kids found this Lynyrd Skynyrd tape in the creek bed and asked if it was "from the Civil War." pic.twitter.com/ViQZYeDmyH
— Ed Wiley (@EdWiley) May 29, 2016
3. What is this foreign object?
Ya'll, visited my mom today. My niece asked what this was.
I now feel old. pic.twitter.com/BYjcyAqjBu— Veronica Colon (@L0stPh03n1x) August 17, 2019
4. Hmmmmm.
In the back of an Uber the other day my 11-year-old asked me what this thing on the door is. pic.twitter.com/rCzmjFvQgy
— Marc Sebens (@MarcSebens) July 27, 2018
5. That makes me sad.
My daughter just asked why we say "hang up" the phone and now I feel 90.
— Jason English (@EnglishJason) June 2, 2015
6. Wow. That is kind of insane.
In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D-printed the 'Save' Icon." pic.twitter.com/rwgCpSjfDQ
— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) October 17, 2017
7. Could be used for many things…
Admit you’re old……Retweet if you know what this is pic.twitter.com/1kj8r7MpID
— Siobhán McHatton (@Alltheway80s) March 20, 2018
8. Did you make up something cool?
My son just asked me what this is, he's 11 years old….have times changed THAT much?! #OldMan #KidsTheseDays pic.twitter.com/lJSa1Uan5s
— Gil_6:30 (@Gil_630) August 8, 2016
9. Fix it!
I gave my old iPod to my son: “Daddy, I don’t like it because it doesn’t work” pic.twitter.com/kW8GRjF1RD
— Fernando Torcelly (@Torcelly) April 25, 2019
10. Close, but no cigar.
11. How did this activity work?
12. A forgotten relic.
13. He never forgave her…
Back in my day…
Man, that makes me sound really old…
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Milkmen Are on Their Way Back, Thanks to Millennials
Ahhhhh, the good old days.
Milkmen delivering the milk, cream and butter for the household early each morning was one of the more charming features of the 1950s.
Then, like all cool things, milkmen fell out of favor. It somehow became more convenient and less expensive to buy our dairy at the grocery store.
But here’s something else you can blame on – or credit to – millennials. They don’t want to go to the store and buy big plastic jugs of milk.
They are bringing back the milkman.
Millennials are always looking at ways to live with less waste and plastic, even if it costs a little more.
Companies in London, in particular, are seeing a big uptick in customers signing up each month to have fresh milk and other dairy delivered, and most new customers request glass bottles.
Glass can be reused up to 25 times, and it’s completely recyclable. Plus, cold milk belongs in glass, don’t you think?
The London milkman are also learning more about what their customers need and want. They’re starting to deliver artisanal food items too, like bread and local honey, all before breakfast. Milkmen are iconic but they also want to be relevant to their communities and of service to the modern family.
Most of these new customers are young families with children. To them, the milkman provides the experience of delivered, fresh, cold milk in a bottle, while reducing plastic waste.
Sometimes, the old-fashioned ways really are butter…better.
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A Text Exchange Between a Mom and Son Shows That Kids Will Never Understand Life Before the Internet
Remember what it was like…?
Even those of us who did grow up without the internet stop and marvel from time to time about how easy everything is now and wonder aloud how we managed before things became so convenient.
That said, we do remember what it was like – and we know that everything worked just fine. We all survived, and we’re (somewhat) functional adults.
I have permission from the mom in the texts to repost this with her son's name blacked out. One of the funniest things I…
Posted by Barbara Noble Sobel on Friday, September 20, 2019
It can be striking to realize that there are now whole generations behind us who literally have zero concept of how they would accomplish everyday things without the help of email, texts, Blackboard, and the like.
Which is exactly how I felt reading this conversation between a woman and her college-aged son, who struggles to compute how on earth anyone navigated higher education twenty years ago.
The woman who posted the text conversation is a family friend, Barbara Noble Sobel, who called the screenshots “one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while.”
Posted by Barbara Noble Sobel on Friday, September 20, 2019
Posted by Barbara Noble Sobel on Friday, September 20, 2019
It started with the question “how did any of college work before email?” and snowballed from there.
They eventually got to discussing how she landed her first job, and he wanted to know how they “linked” to more information.
Posted by Barbara Noble Sobel on Friday, September 20, 2019
Posted by Barbara Noble Sobel on Friday, September 20, 2019
And also lamented having to actually speak to someone to get a job.
Bless his heart.
But also, word.
There are definitely some things that are better about the way things work now. Especially for introverts.
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These Funny Millennial Tweets That Are Pretty Darn Accurate
Millennials just can’t catch a break, can they?
They get ridiculed by everyone who isn’t part of their generation and they seem to be the butt of endless jokes. But it seems like they (usually) take the harassment in stride.
Let’s give these young people a break…after we laugh at these tweets making fun of them.
1. Ugggghhhh
the millennial version of 2.5 kids and a picket fence is six houseplants and no roommate
— (@tinygorgon) April 16, 2019
2. Let’s not get together
millennial dating
u: hey wyd wednesday
them: working to survive. wyd saturday
u: being tired from working to survive then laundry
them: nice— logic luther king (@jaboukie) October 1, 2017
3. Check all the boxes
By the time you’re in your 20’s you should have a:
-job you’re underpaid at
-anti depressant prescription
-Conspiracy theory you unironically believe
-sense of impending existential dread
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) August 13, 2019
4. That’s not depressing at all
Tips for Millennials to save money:
1) Don't eat
2) Live in your car
3) Don't drive anywhere, sell the car
4) Your only entertainment should be watching your own tears drip down your face into your bowl of ramen
5) Die as soon as possible if you get sick— Toad Girl Summer (@nyhcmaven84) June 5, 2018
5. Oh God, no!
millennials as a parent pic.twitter.com/q1HAHkOqza
— galactic center starscape (@goodqueensansa) May 31, 2018
6. Hang on tight
millennials to Gen Z as the recession nears pic.twitter.com/K1w45bpIZi
— Gene Park (@GenePark) August 14, 2019
7. He has a point…
FOR REAL THOUGH IF MILLENNIALS HAD THE POWER TO KILL ENTIRE INDUSTRIES DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'D BE LIKE "LOL MAYONNAISE IS DONE BUT THE STUDENT LOAN INDUSTRY CAN STAY"
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) August 13, 2018
8. Ouch
maybe millennials wouldn't spend so much money on coffee if we could produce serotonin
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) June 29, 2019
9. Quite a difference
Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ
Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) July 25, 2019
10. Well, good to see ya
How millennials greet each other:
Millennial 1. How have you been?
Millennial 2. Meh. I’m not dead so I guess I’m okay. How about you?
Millennial 1. Same. Same.
Both: *sits in morbid silence for 5 seconds*— Beautifully Twisted (@sanitythief) December 11, 2018
11. The nerve of these people
As a millennial I agree that we’re too entitled like, boohoo I can’t afford rent without 2-6 roommates, waaah I haven’t been the dentist in 7yrs, ack I’m so sad I can’t seriously heal from my childhood trauma bc the copay for regular therapy appts are so high. I mean the nerve??
— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) February 19, 2019
12. Hmmmmm
Millennial Job Descriptions Be like:
-must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese
-office keg!!
-free snacks!!
-must have 3-8 years experience
-bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred
– good vibes only!!!
Pay: $15/hr
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) June 11, 2019
13. So true
"hey just following up"
-unemployed millennial proverb
— logic luther king (@jaboukie) May 22, 2017
14. I don’t hear anything
millennial culture is driving with your music really loud so you can’t hear all the fucked up sounds your shitty car is making
— sev (@seven_thenumber) April 12, 2019
15. The wonders of time
The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird…
1970: About 30 years ago
1980: About 20 years ago
1990: About 10 years ago
2000: About 10 years ago
2010: About 1,000 years ago
2016: About 10,000 years ago
2018: About 1,000 years ago
Last week: About 1,000 years ago— Sandstone (@quartzen) July 2, 2019
Now, get back to eating your avocado toast!
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Millennials Pretend to Be Baby Boomers on Facebook and It Is Very Amusing
Millennials and Baby Boomers don’t really get each other, do they? Boomers think Millennials are entitled brats and Millennials think Boomers can’t keep up with the modern world.
Twitter user Anna (@manhattanna) recently stumbled on a Facebook group in which Millennial users pretend to be Boomers in order to make fun of the way they use social media, and shared some of her screenshots on Twitter.
joined that Facebook group where you can only talk like Boomers and I’m having the time of my life pic.twitter.com/YfvtD9OhiN
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
People love. So will you.
14. I mean why waste time with a second post?
This is my post but the comments have me ROLLING pic.twitter.com/LEatB2iL9Y
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
13. “Is he a predator?”
The group has taken over my life pic.twitter.com/aeWP9ihWTJ
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 26, 2019
12. Not good with the photos
11. THE MALL!
IM IN TEARS pic.twitter.com/ODgHv4tfrE
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
10. Please enjoy the incongruous backgrounds in the next several posts
9. Balloons for days
8. That is not a crying emoji…
7. Neither is this
6. Who among us does not miss a good cheddar biscuit?
HHSHSBD D SMKZMSM pic.twitter.com/4J2N5T6TGm
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
5. God bless
AHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/La3siO9j9a
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 25, 2019
4. MAGA
This is becoming a thread but i am genuinely cracking up over this shit pic.twitter.com/PfL7jBdKmc
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
3. So polite
THE MYSTERY pic.twitter.com/BZ33v7Uqor
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 24, 2019
2. These posts kill me
This page has saved my life pic.twitter.com/m8kQdMh2Mj
— anna oop- (@manhattanna) June 25, 2019
1. Ummmm…
Stay funny out there, friends.
It’s the only reason to keep the internet alive.
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15+ Hidden Tattoos You Should Take a Look at
Did you know that 29% of Americans have tattoos? It’s pretty common these days to see people all around us with visible tats, even big pieces like full sleeves.
The artistry on display can be pretty amazing, but not all tattoos are for the public to enjoy – many private people prefer to keep their ink to themselves.
So if you’ve ever been interested in see what’s lying underneath, this is the post for you. Because we’re going to take a look at 19 perfectly hidden tattoos that you might want to try on for yourself sometime.
19. Heard of Project Semicolon? It’s a suicide awareness organization. The tattoo represents a pause to a sentence, but not the end. This is a powerful statement for many who have faced thoughts of suicide before. Learn more about the organization here.
18. Inner lip tattoo? Or Wakandan tattoo? Hmmmm…
17. Armpit area code, so you’ll never forget where you’re from!
16. Mandalas are so hip these days… especially on yours!
15. PAC-MAN and pizza on your posterior? Perfect!
14. A perfectly placed pendant on your breastbone!
13. Love your life with this skull and hearts at the base of your own skull!
12. Paw on the toe because you love your fur baby!
11. The very popular inner-finger mustache!
10. Flock of birds for your upper back!
9. Interactive stick figure tattoos!
8. Cosmic orbs in the mid back will keep your love for the stars safe and sound!
7. A trio of celestial bodies are A-OK with us!
6. Always have France on your mind with this Eiffel Tower in the ear!
5. Never grow up – get this Peter Pan shadow on your heel!
4. A beautiful bouquet below the collar!
3. Always have a floral secret whispering in your ear!
2. Make waves! Rock the boat with this tasteful, tiny tat!
1. An Inguz! It’s a rune symbol that represents new beginnings!
Alright, which one are you getting?
Inner lip tattoos for everyone?
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15 Older People Confess What They like About Millennials and It’ll Warm Your Cold Heart
You can’t turn around these days without seeing Baby Boomers insulting millennials for literally every little thing they do. But while this is definitely a popular narrative that a lot of places have tried to push, the fact is that there are plenty of elderly people who sympathize with the problem young people today are facing.
Heck, a lot of them even admire the way millennials are handling things, as this Reddit thread will show you.
1. Smashing gender divides
I’m 62, and I’m impressed that boys and girls in junior high and high school actually are friends with each other. I even saw the kids playing a quick pickup game of touch football – boys and girls – at the middle school while waiting for the bus to come over from the elementary school. Never would have happened in my generation.
2. Fun music
My kids laugh because I like rap as much as they do.
They do get tired of me telling them the original sampled sources and musical roots.
3. Video games are awesome now
61 years old here, and I love my video games as much as younger people.
4. No worries
The phrase “No Worries” after you apologize for a delay holding someone up. Has a much warmer feel than any other equivalent.
5. Hilarious slang terms
Yeet. I don’t know what it is, but that word just makes me laugh. I’ll be 48 this year, and hopefully still have many years before I yeet the f**k off this mortal coil.
6. Changing priorities
Putting more of a priority on personal life and goals than on “career”. The realization that devotion to employer is a dead-end is one that not so many of my fellow Gen-Xers have cottoned to.
7. Memes!
I’m 48 and I love memes. I’m facebook friends with many of my college students and I’m sometimes in tears laughing over the memes they post. I love the levels of cultural knowledge required to “get” them. Even at 48, I still feel rebelliously like I’m getting something that my parents don’t get.
8. Kindness rules
How kind and understanding they are to kids who are different.
My first grader just went to a party for a kid with Downs this last weekend. He invited his whole class and at least 2/3 of them showed up to celebrate with him. Warmed my heart.
9. Adopt don’t shop
They adopt pets rather than buying the designer ones.
10. Keepin’ it casual
Casual dress codes!
Some of the managers are younger than me now and they do not care what anyone wears to work.
Die, high heels!
11. Tolerance
You guys are tolerant as hell. I work in a school and kids can wear nerdy shit and not wonder who they’re gonna have to fight first.
Back in the 90’s I smuggled my Star Wars books into the cafeteria like I was carrying enigma machine codes.
12. Advanced technology
I am amazed that you all can play game consoles with what seems like twenty different god damned buttons on the controller. And use them all almost simultaneously!
13. More living
I like that they are less into stuff and more into experiences.
14. Acceptance
I was a teen when “gay” was still an insult.
Kids these days are so friggen cool.
15. Dabbing
Dabbing. I dab the f**k out of my wife and kids. I open my arms and walk to them like I’m going to hug them, then I dab away.
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This Avocado Stick Got the Internet VERY Excited… Even Though It’s Not Real
Have you ever been frustrated that your favorite foods aren’t available in the form of a stick that looks like deodorant? Well, turn that frown upside-down!
These days, it seems everyone is a devotee at the Altar of the Avocado, but could this particular idea be just a tad on the extreme side?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you “Avocado on a Stick.”
Some of the responses on Facebook:
“I love avocado, however this is repulsive.”
“If only Mother Nature gave avocado it’s own packaging. Oh wait she does and it takes like five seconds to open it this takes laziness to another level.”
“I ain’t eating this. It probably taste like Degree.”
One side note: Avocado on a Stick ISN’T REAL. In fact, none of the hilarious and ridiculous products featured by Unnecessary Inventions are real. Which makes the fact that people got grossed out and totally annoyed that much better.
No matter how you slice it, I don’t think having any kind of food come out of a receptacle like this is a good idea. Do you agree?
But for a fun time, let’s see this baby in action.
I’m pretty open-minded, but I just don’t think I can get past this…and I’m willing to bet someone will actually make this product sooner or later.
Pass the deodorant! I mean, the avocado stick…
Feeling hungry now?
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10+ Millennials Remember the Things They Miss Most About the 90s
Nostalgia is a pretty universal aspect of the human condition. Every generation has looked back at their own childhood and thought “Ahhh, those were the days!”
Well, millennials who grew up during the 90s are no different. If you’re one of them (or just love the 90s) then these 15 memories are probably going to spark more than a few of your own.
#1. Basic necessities
“Honestly, I miss life before the internet and cell phones/texting became basic necessities.”
#2. A bit carried away
“Climbing trees, making dens in the woods, knocking on your friends door on a Saturday morning without phoning first, ‘are you playing out?’ Summer holidays spent in the half sunny alleys and fields behind the cul de sac. Asking my dad to record my tv shows onto vcr and him always getting the audio wrong from not turning the volume up on the cable box. Those little blue chocolate wafers my Nan had and the way she made toast. My parents watching Inspector Morse after I went to bed and how the radio was always on in the kitchen. The plum tree outside my bedroom window when it blossomed. School mornings getting colder and how my Mum got the car warmed up in the winter before we left. Our dog. My home. My self when I was young and the world was still magical.
Sorry I got a bit carried away.”
#3. Most of all
“8bit graphics, rainbow windbreakers, roller rinks still being cool, AOL, Nickelodeon. But most of all, just being a carefree kid.”
#4. A sense of innocence
“Amazing music, comfy clothes, cheap gasoline and a sense of innocence and optimism about the future.
Also being around my high school classmates seven hours a day, five days a week September through June could be a mixed blessing then, but I sure miss them now.”
#5. The good stuff
90s cartoons!
#6. When you got home
“I miss being safe from bullies when you got home. Like when I was in school I would get shit from someone, but once I got home that stopped. With the way we are all connected now through the internet and social media, I probably wouldn’t have escaped it like I used to be able to. I feel bad for kids that are bullied in school nowadays because they can’t escape the bullying by going home if they have any sort of presence on the internet.”
#7. The highest virtue
“Vintage clothes were the epitome of cool. It’s still weird to me that now it’s cool to wear expensive clothes, much less ones with obvious labels.
Also related, the idea of “not selling out” as the highest virtue. The idea that the coolest people of the 2010s are influencers with sponsored posts couldn’t be more anti-90s.”
#8. I didn’t appreciate it enough
“I spent the 90s on college and grad school, mostly. I miss having a life where my job was just to think, learn and mature. I didn’t appreciate it enough.”
#9. Some sort of game
“Starting high school in 1990. Good music. Rap rock and even pop. Getting outside. Calling people on an actual house phone to set up the weekend. Meeting girls by actually meeting and talking to them in person. You actually had to have some sort of game to even get a number. We worked hard and played hard. People weren’t so sensitive.”
#10. The news wasn’t 24/7
“Stop watching the news. I stopped a couple of years ago and I’m happier. Most of it is irrelevant anyway. Think about it this way. What have you learned from the news in the past year that has directly affected your life? Of those things, what’s the likelyhood of you finding out about it through other means. If the answer is high, just stop watching.”
#11. Instant win
“Instant win contests.
You could buy a bottle of Coke, win another bottle of Coke and immediately turn around to get another one for free.
Now you have to go online, enter some code somewhere and it sucks.”
#12. Like I was at an Irish funeral
“When I would be sitting in my living room apartment and looking at my CD shelf and seeing my Pink Floyd Pulse disk blinking that beautiful red blink. I always wondered when the exact time and date it stopped was because I would have popped that disc in and proceed to drink like I was at an Irish funeral.”
#13. All you had to do
“All you had to do was just go outside. We always found something to do and had a blast. My kids never go outside unless they have a specific activity planned ahead.”
#14. Improvised WWF
“Improvised WWF (it was still the WWF back then) matches on my trampoline with buddies.
Also NOT having the internet for every little thing made stuff like Pokemon game glitches the stuff of legend.”
#15. Having all my hair
“The music. The sense the world was improving. Having all my hair.”
Let me know when they invent a time machine, okay?!
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