These tweets will make you say, “yes”, “that’s me”, “uh huh”, and “big mistake” over and over and over again.

Guaranteed.

12. We’re all experts, naturally…

Forensic files narrator: and he left his finger prints on the door knob…

Me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

— Patrick Stevens (@killingfloor96) August 8, 2017

11. Uh oh

when ur watching a true crime doc and the suspicious husband/bf/so says “i love my wife and i would never do anything to hurt her” pic.twitter.com/TB9PBod1s3

— nerb (@bren_palmer) March 27, 2018

10. Sleep isn’t THAT important. We’re more vulnerable to murder.

My favorite past times include watching true crime documentaries, listening to My Favorite Murder podcasts, reading reddit threads of creepy stories, and then wondering why I can’t fall asleep at night

— Shae (@shae_thompson_) March 6, 2018

9. “If you love these, you’ll love me.”

Not to jump the gun or anything but I watch true crime documentaries on the first date.

— Parasite Hilton (@ParasiteHilton) March 6, 2018

8. $1 dollar per hour!

If I got paid for watching true crime documentaries I’d be a millionaire.

— Sardonic Tart (@SardonicTart) October 18, 2018

7. They are legit bad.

Dear TV show reenactments of real life crimes – the actors you hire are ridiculous & I’m laughing during this murder & that’s fucked up

— Ridin’ Dirty (@Doctomom) October 24, 2013

6. Well, what else would we do?!?

I’ve watched so many murder shows that now every time I’m in a parking lot I get fully prepared to fight off a kidnapper

— Ginger Spice (@angdebiase) June 7, 2016

5. Hey, life happens when it happens…

when u want new episodes of forensic files but then u realize the only way thats able to happen pic.twitter.com/t46brJl2cY

— arbys fan account (@rinkus_dinkus) March 19, 2018

4. #MurderFam

Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*

Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they’re alone*

Why am I like this?

— ~Whit (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017

3. Never, ever, ever, ever…

Murder shows teach me one thing. Watch out for people who own a lake house.

— bec. (@becsrcoleman) September 12, 2014

2. Well, we’re not psychopaths!!

*stays up all night watching true crime murder mysteries on tv*

*can’t come up with a good alibi why I’m late for work*

— Idle (@Mindless4Miles) January 7, 2016

1. Yeah, it’s a thing…

I watch true crime documentaries the way some men watch football – with a mouth full of food, shouting unsolicited advice at the screen

— Project Thalia (@ProjectThalia) October 12, 2018

Are those on point, or what?

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Keep telling your friends that you’re simply doing research when you keep watching grisly true crime documentaries.

So if we watch a ton of TV about people who do get murdered, we will never get murdered. We’ll be able to look for all the signs that somebody is planning our imminent demise and foil them before they can set their diabolic machinations in motion…

Or something like that…

Enjoy the memes!

17. Jeffrey always knows what we want…

16. Same.

15. It’s not like we’re NOT junkies…

14. Business idea!

13. Kill that party conversation!

12. SVU = Sexiest Victims Unit…

11. That’s true. Don’t ask me how I know.

10. It’s a thing…

9. Correction… I never had any other plans in the first place.

8.You never know with these shows!

7. How could they do this to their child!?

6. Oh yes. I’m on the case now!

5. Number one life goal: never get murdered

4. Other me always wins…

3. Can’t the laundry fold itself?!

2. I’ve got at least 3 hours to sleep after that…

1. Ahhhh, sweet nightmares!

My only advice for the rest of the night: don’t get murdered.

You’re welcome!

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It’s a common thing among true crimes fans to think to themselves, “How did things get like this? Why am I so weird?”

I mean, there’s nothing inherently wrong with us. But we do have to question our motives when all we want to do is watch horrible, awful shit happen to other people during ANY media we consume. Television, books, podcasts… it doesn’t matter. It’s only entertaining if somebody is getting murdered.

So yeah, that’s fun! Enjoy these tweets, especially if you’re as obsessed with true crime as we are!

1. The struggle is real… and it’s right behind that door!!!

me: Wow! Why am I so freaked out all the time?
also me: watches disappearance shows, listens to murder podcasts, watches unsolved crime videos

— chloee (@tinyflwr) January 19, 2018

2. Chrissy knows what’s up…

The weirdest shows on investigation discovery are the ones that play jolly music in brutal murder reenactments (all of them)

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 10, 2013

3. “I am the best friend you’ll ever have!”

I watch too many true crime shows to let my friends leave with men they don’t know. You’ll thank me later when all your limbs are still attached bitch! pic.twitter.com/pAqUOUxZO7

— (@raevyyyn) February 3, 2018

4. You goddamn dummies!

I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don’t watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.

— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017

5. The story of my life…

I watch way too much Forensic Files like every night on my walk home I can just hear the narrator saying “and she was never seen again”

— Andrea Olivares (@And_Olives) March 15, 2018

6. Just lets the soap drip down into my eyes…

I watch so many murder shows that I’m afraid to close my eyes in the shower

— Shayli (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016

7. Literally the title of this post! Why?!?!

Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*

Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they’re alone*

Why am I like this?

— ~Whit (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017

8. Those weird girls tho…

“Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies.

— ficklenuts (@ficklenuts) December 16, 2017

9. Poop McScoop, Detective

Forensic Files is just fucking with us, right? pic.twitter.com/dvgOPx5UKl

— House of 1000 Fionas (@cogentanalysis) March 11, 2018

10. Rhyme time!

Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on first 48

— MTV Ellie Garza (@whaattaafoxx) March 16, 2018

Wait! What’s behind you!

Gotcha…

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