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In Russian culture “British Scientists” is a running joke and Internet meme used as an ironic reference to absurd news reports about scientific discoveries, particularly ones that have no practical value. For example, “British scientists debunked the myth that mice love cheese.”
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This particular post is not for the faint or heart.
Tattoos can be beautiful and evocative expressions of self. They can also be total nightmares that defy all reason. Personally, I’ve never seen myself as being a tattoo guy. Can’t really imagine liking an idea so much that I decide to make an image of it a permanent part of my body. But, yanno, to each their own. And for the people on this list, their own is…truly their own.
Here are fifteen real tattoos that will make you say “What? Why?”
I’ve never been less comfortable in my entire life.
Is this Thomas the Tank Engine cursed to be an octopus? Because it looks like Thomas the Tank Engine cursed to be an octopus.
This is either very funny or deeply concerning.
We’re reaching levels of basic that shouldn’t even be possible.
If u stay, go. Stay do it fever today.
What is with this theme of militant children’s cartoon characters?
The false eyes help protect him from predators.
Like on onion, this has layers of awful.
F*ck cops, worship frogs? Did bizarro Alex Jones write this?
I don’t want to ask because I don’t want to know, moving RIGHT along.
This is either a reference to the film The Lighthouse or just the ravings of a lunatic. YOU decide.
It’s just like Jesus said, “The south will rise again and so will I lol.”
Queef.
I think I may actually have a curse on me now.
If this is an inside joke I’mma need you to keep it deeeep inside.
Well, that was horrifying. I need to go wash my eyes out with soap. Be right back.
What’s the weirdest tattoo you’ve ever seen?
Tell us in the comments.
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Are you ready for some real cute relationship memes? Yeah you are. You’re a total sucker for that stuff. And that’s fine. We all are. No layers of irony here. Just heartfelt expressions of how cool and weird it is to be in love. Yanno, in meme form.
Enjoy these ten cute memes about the person of your dreams.
To this I can only say: boo.
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You’re about to find our real quick if you truly have the same tastes or not.
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Don’t get greedy – you gotta time that stuff out.
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What does sleep have that I don’t got?
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When the darkness meets the light.
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The tightest sleep you’re likely to find anywhere.
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Madness? THIS. IS. A CONVERSAAAATTTTION!
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Stupid work and its stupid face.
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And then you gotta mumble all about it to your pillow until you fall asleep.
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This is wedded bliss and you can’t let anybody tell you otherwise.
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That’s the good, cute stuff. Maybe send this list to your love to test their limits for how much sweetness they’re willing to put up with. I’m sure they’ll appreciate it.
If you could pass on just one piece of relationship advice, what would it be?
Tell us in the comments.
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The economy is all over the place and things are looking pretty sketchy right about now.
I’m no expert in these matters but I propose a solution: let’s turn to a meme-based economy. Like cryptocurrencies, except not like that at all, because I honestly don’t understand how those work.
What I’m saying is let’s start treating memes like money and it’ll probably go great! Even if it doesn’t, we’ll have all these memes to laugh at, which will distract us from how not-great everything went. You can’t lose.
To give you an idea of how this would go, I’ve gathered twelve completely random memes and assigned a currency conversion calculation to let you know what I think they’re worth.
Meme value: $1.00
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Meme value: $4.79, the retail price of a family sized bag.
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Meme value: $4 and gentle pats on the head.
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Meme value: $2 and the wisdom to know who not to screw with.
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Meme value: the college fund your parents didn’t end up having to spend on you.
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Meme value: your life.
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Meme value: the price of a set of permanent markers and even more permanent emotional scarring.
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Meme value: $50, or a $10 copay with insurance.
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Meme value: priceless.
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Meme value: dog.
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Meme value: an $8 take and bake pizza.
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Meme value: a forest worth of burn books.
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Some critics have claimed that my system of memes as currency “makes no sense,” and “is wildly inconsistent.” But to them I say – that’s never stopped us before.
Do you think we should replace money with memes? Why or why not?
Tell us your scholarly opinion in the comments.
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For a long time, tweets were limited to just 140 characters. Then in 2017, they decided to up the limit to 280.
Interestingly though, they found that in beta testing, most people still preferred to keep the messages shorter even with more real estate allowed. Seems that the entire appeal of Twitter is in the brevity, whether that’s in the service of a pithy social statement or just a dumb joke.
Here, briefly, are ten short tweets that are definitely dumb jokes.
A modern rendition of the scream.
Me thanking the UPS guy from inside my apartment pic.twitter.com/t3IkCkylYp
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) July 31, 2020
Yanno, I think I could take a stab at cooking too.
My family stopped complaining about dinner after my new knife set came in. I think it really improved my cooking. pic.twitter.com/lYJ0KsOKOD
— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) July 26, 2020
That’s not your fellow, that’s your pillow.
You think you can make me happy?
Are you 8 hours of sleep?— exhausted mom (@hardasamother) July 12, 2020
Ah, Hollywood. Where 27 years olds are teenagers and 40 year olds are ancient.
can't believe that as a child Grease had me thinking that these guys were teenagers pic.twitter.com/SI0w9VNWYY
— nikki (@nicolawaite8) January 30, 2020
It’s like they say, communication is key.
my ex was bilingual she spoke english and to other dudes
— mikey BADMON (@mikeythedisrupt) September 12, 2019
It’s a late start, but it’s still a start, I guess?
“Ahh, I showered, had coffee, brushed teeth, time to start my day” -me at 7:45pm
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) July 20, 2020
The dog will never say anything stressful or disappointing back.
I feel way more comfortable saying hi to a dog than saying hi to the person walking it
— Janet Forklift (@janetforklift) February 25, 2019
You don’t have to be well read to put this one together.
A book just fell on my head. I guess I only have my shelf to blame
— David Burton (@Phishtitz) October 31, 2009
The best KIND of correct.
Technically, your wife is your ex-girlfriend
— Brandon Zielinski (@sotoledogrease) January 21, 2015
This tweet has absolutely made my day in ways I can’t even explain.
It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy
— ℳatt (@matttomic) December 3, 2019
In the spirit of what makes twitter great, we’ll keep it brief and end it there. Just ten little random messages tailor-made by strangers to make us giggle. Hope that short trip has brightened your day!
Who are your favorite people on Twitter right now?
Tell us in the comments.
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All of us are out here trying our best to form lasting and meaningful relationships. It’s not always easy, especially when we have this vision in our head of what everything is supposed to be, or supposed to feel like. That kind of idealization can get in the way sometimes. Other times, it can clarify what we want and what we need.
And then there are memes.
I don’t know if these relationship goal memes are helpful, hurtful, or just stupid, but they sure do give me something to aspire to.
This is either adorable or deeply kinky or both.
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Find you a man who looks at you like Drake looks at everybody.
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Yeah I’m your soulmate, you’ve just got a weird soul.
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These iPhone sizes are getting out of hand.
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Why were you sleeping in confetti though?
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Without you, it’s a constant case of the Mondays.
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Yeah I’ll have uuuuuhhhhhhhh fulfillment.
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Say no more, I’ll bring my own pillow and everything.
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I think I’ll just park myself right here for a while.
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I hear wedding bells and Taco Bells in equal measure.
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If I didn’t know what I wanted before, I certainly do now. And it’s fries. I want a bunch of fries.
What are your relationship goals?
Tell us in the comments.
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If we listen to Einstein’s theory of relativity, time moves slower or faster in different scenarios. His models of spacetime were confirmed very recently with the observation of gravitational waves, and his ideas on time in particular were expanded on greatly in 2020, when we discovered that a single year could be several centuries.
It’s been a very long one. Here are some memes to remember it by, if for some reason you’d want to.
You’re thinking of the Black Mirror episode, but we’re getting close.
Streaming into our stream of consciousness.
Harambe would be proud.
Never forget who the true monsters are.
I don’t want none of it.
Please, I’m very poor and extremely lonely.
Or, yanno, several decades.
“But one of the people in the video totally said they were a doctor.”
Cool, my childhood nightmare has followed me here.
We’re having a quick meeting to erase the last one.
Betty White is a national treasure and is to be protected at all costs.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of your treatment.
We were warned…we were all warned…
We can’t GIVE these things away!
Smells like pointless rebellion.
When we’re telling the stories of this time to our grandkids, it’ll probably be best to just show them these memes. They express it better.
What’s been the biggest thing on your mind this year?
Tell us in the comments.
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You know what you need today? Memes.
You know what you need tomorrow? More memes.
What I’m saying here is that if we just had more memes in the world, we probably would solve all of our problems.
Right?
RIGHT!?!?!
Okay, maybe that’s a bit overblown, but we’re here for these 16 memes, and apparently you are too!
Let’s go!
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And there ya have it! All the random memes you needed today, and none of the fat! That’s how we like to serve our memes up around here… lean and mean.
Got any tasty memes you want to share with us? Do it in the comments, fam!
Please and thank you!
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It’s you treated yourself to some “me” time.
Yes friends, it’s time to just let it all go and allow the memes to overtake your soul. Bathe in the comedy, the splendor, of people with way too much time on their hands putting random text on pictures that they don’t own to make you randomly laugh whenever they might get to you.
If you think about it, when somebody creates a meme, they’re creating a laugh. And who knows how long it takes to get to you. But when it does… they’ve given you their laugh.
Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m SUPER high right now and that last sentence makes me want to hug everybody, so we better get into this before I forget to put this post together.
(PS – I’m high on life, not dogs.)
(PPS – Drugs, not dogs.)
(PPS – No, not drugs over dogs. Okay, I’ll stop!)
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So then, what do you think? Are you happy with these 15 smiles that you just got?
Somebody spent untold hours putting those together and now you found them. Happy day!
Share some memes with us and we’ll love you forever.
Peace!
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Are you a fan on animals?
No, wait… do you like ALL the animals?
I do, so today is one of my favorite days of all time because I get to bring you 14 of the hap-hap-happiest memes on the planet!
Shout out to all the animal lovers out there who make the meme world worth memeing.
You don’t even understand.
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I’ll just sit here and get squished.
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*double wink*
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Sounds like a Disney movie to me!
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Gotta love Tumblr!
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Roll in chalk ALL the days!
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Mask up, people!
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Just watch me, world!
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The cutest!
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Well, technically you are, but you know what I mean…
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Someone’s gonna get some pets!
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Come here and hang!
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Yay for this person!
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And that’s not a bad thing.
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Okay, so weren’t those the cutest? Yeah they were! And now we all feel better.
Ahhhhhhh… that felt good.
So then, do you have any wholesome memes you want to share?
Do it in the comments!
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